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TravelRe: Why Don't You Want To Jappa Despite The Condition Of Things?? by Forta(m): 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2024
pansophist:
When people say there is enjoyment in nigeria, it's about the communality, food, being the default, lack of civic responsibilitiee, and "freedom in chaos" such as hook up, bribery, abusing others ( eg sales girl, house boy) etc

Apart from these, I don't know exactly how Nigeria is fun. If one have adapted to their new home, it's far better fun than what's obtainable in Naija
How can you enjoy a place with no light, dirty beaches that's not free, no free museum, architecture, library, etc?

And a preventable situation such as bad roads, dumb police officers and bad medical care can kill you in an instant?

Also, your money can only go far in a functioning society. It takes me about 20euros to fly from Amsterdam to the Spanish islands in Africa (Gran Canaria) , but can same amount take you from Lagos to Abuja by flight?

If I dump you in the desert with a million usd suitcase, your money becomee useless, just because the desert can't convert your cash to value.

It's the same thing with being wealthy in Nigeria. Hopefully the drugs you bought for headache is not fake. Imagine paying for your death.

So no, there is no enjoyment in a dysfunctional system. Just that human natures will adapt to bad situations and create fun in it. Just as the kids in the ghetto are having fun, but it's not good life.
you could not have spoken better!!! Thank you my king … Naija no be am
CrimeRe: Photos Of A Young Soldier Killed By The Terrorists (graphic) by Forta(m): 11:48am On Mar 24, 2018
elgramz:
Another Python down
You must be very daft
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock by Forta(m): 11:09pm On Apr 04, 2017
fuckyoumhen:
but u forgot to tell us how he ascend the throne due to Northernization ryt?
I am sorry brethren .... here again you go showing your ignorance .... was it his doing or appointing himself? First he is not a Muslim and a pawn in the nigerian political sphere. He is from the north central and was used to douse tension in the polity as it's been done from Time immemorial all over the world. A fine soldier through and through and a man of integrity . Pls stop allowing bias and hearsay cloud ur judgement . Recourse to Google or someone close to history back then . Shior
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock by Forta(m): 3:25pm On Apr 04, 2017
I wonder how people just comment just for the sake of commenting . I shake my head at the youths of today who ignorantly comment on issues without due recourse to history and the simplest of search (google). Yakubu Gowon never ate your yam. I'm fact he is the poorest president we ever had. He was overthrown and he had no personal house of his own and np money in his account. He went back to university in England with the support of other people and lined up in a cafeteria with other students . This became a shame to Nigeria ... he still refused assistance from the govt of the day then and only started getting his due pensions as a general during IBBs regime. He advocated for the late Ojukwu to be reinstated and given back his properties. YOUTHS PLS LEARN TO RESEARCH BEFORE EXPOSING YOUR IGNORANCE!!!
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Sues Kemi Olunloyo, Sends Her Back To Prison - Freeze (Screenshots) by Forta(m): 9:45am On Apr 04, 2017
cooltola:
Useless country when will freedom of speech apply? If Kemi can get lock up evem though she is controversial. What about us that criiticize the President?
Hi... no insults meant to you but please do you understand the difference between criticism and defamation? When you criticize someone you are just airing your own views and opinions on a related issue and not spreading lies and false rumours about someone.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Muhammad Ahmed el-Tayeb Is In Nigeria, Set To Meet Buhari by Forta(m): 12:29pm On May 18, 2016
TheMascot:
Who else is seeing what am seeing..that man beard is well cut and trimmed..he is looking responsible and see how is cloth is ba..he is looking like a human being....

But look at the sheik in your neighbourhood and tell me why Nigerians do not have a general sense of responsibility all in the name of religion..

The same goes for all these usher brothers dressing like walking rainbows and mango trees..and their daddy's in the lord like Paul eneche..adeboye etc are looking more presentable than dangote
grin Guy U wicked oo , see as you just finish everything grin Naija Ehnn u go fear
PoliticsRe: Buhari Names Gbemisola Saraki As Otuoke University Council Chairman by Forta(m): 7:40am On Mar 02, 2016
grin
babyfaceafrica:
Nice....una never see chumchin....politheifians been scamming Nigerian since 1583
grin grin grin brah .. Na really see chumchin
RomanceRe: Read This "HATE Letter". It Is So Funny And Creative. This Is A Love Letter From by Forta(m): 7:02am On Aug 30, 2015
The guy sha lol
RomanceRe: I Wish I Had 4given Him Earlier..other Side Of Love by Forta(m): 1:06pm On Aug 26, 2015
One of the best write ups I have ever read on this forum... Keep kudos
FamilyRe: 72 Years Old Man Seeks Dissolution Of His 44 Years Old Marriage by Forta(m): 8:11am On Mar 23, 2015
cococandy:
shocked shocked

Well the house is not his alone so he should settle her nicely before convincing her to leave.
44 years of marriage ain't no joke.

Before someone eats me raw, yea she cheated but he did not only cheat,he brought in another woman. That one is the highest level of impudence. So they are birds of a feather.

Waiting for the court verdict.
cococandy!!!!! hear ya self na? i am not an advocate of divorce but let us call a spade a spade. we have traditions in Africa. Did he bring in another woman before she cheated? He is a chief and in some customs if he sleeps with her again he might die. THIS IS AFRICA
CelebritiesRe: Olamide's Story For The Gods: A Nigerian Song Recommending Rape? by Forta(m): 6:42am On Nov 29, 2014
Hhhhmmmm.... When I read that article on sahara reporters I just did mttcheewww. Another misguided article. In Yoruba language, there are different meanings to the same words. He's not glorifying rape. She said she cannot wait , its getting late and all that is the normal forming of a girl, the. Oti kan mi lapa eyin and co means after taking his ope eyin dogonyaro etc, he worked on her so hard she started speaking in morrocco So op na u knw who interprete for you.most nigerian music glrofy fornication so leave BADOO alone.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: May Born Nairalanders Lets Meet Here by Forta(m): 4:50pm On Nov 10, 2014
younix:
May 7. Get in touch
May 7th here too
AutosRe: FG Created 1m Jobs In Transport Sector by Forta(m): 8:09am On Nov 02, 2014
Choi!!!! Dis pipu ehhnnnn.... How do they face their kids at home when they lie so brazenly, if them pikin lie how dem wan take correct am? Diaris God oo!!!
TravelVisa Documents Required To Attend A Conference In The Uk/holiday. by Forta(op): 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2013
Hello Nairalanders. I am new on here but have been reading Threads and i find pleasant answers. I am currently on the board of directors in a company which was established in 2012, I am not on salary but i am documented in the registration with CAC as having 30%.
we have only gotten some Govt contracts have been paid, recently WE have just gotten a good contract worth millions of naira which we have executed and waiting for payments.
I want to go on holidays and a conference in the uk. Please i need to know if i can use the companys papers,
1. CAC REGISTRATION
2. TAX CLEARANCE.
3. ACCOUNT BALANCE ( not much transactions but sufficient funds)
4. LETTER OR RECOMMENDATION FROM BANK
5. CONTRACT AWARD LETTERS AND LETTERS OF JOB COMPLETION.

The trip is being sponsored by the company, would i need to add my own personal account details. Please i will highly appreciate good advise.

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