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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Prostrates For Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At An Event (Photos) by Fortune109(m): 12:28am On Oct 03, 2019
Is he supposed to stand greeting the Ooni before??

Romance › Re: Nigerian Model With Tribal Marks, Adetutu Bares Her Boobs On Social Media by Fortune109(m): 6:04pm On Oct 01, 2019
If them her we'll make she dey show us everyday like this!


Chai !!


Se_ _!!

Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 5:38pm On Oct 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
I am a mad man.
Exactly
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 2:05pm On Oct 01, 2019

Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 12:52am On Oct 01, 2019
theButterfly:
Yam is heavier and a meal in itself, while french fries alone are lighter and less filling - but paired with a burger you're good to go!
Not with me though grin


I'm sure it must taste good to people that like it.


Just have this reservation in me about the meal grin
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 12:46am On Oct 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
Their choice. I wouldn't worry about it.

Unless there are other things you want to mention?
So what did I say in the post you just qouted?


Is comprehension an issue here?
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 8:22pm On Sep 30, 2019
nairalandposter:
Yes, you're supposed to specify burger alone (just the burger) to be clear.
Ok, just wondering how some people eat the two with ease. Not condemning them though! It just amazes me
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 8:49am On Sep 30, 2019
shaggy007:
Your problem for this world na why Nigerians no dey chop bread and yam?

Hmmmmm, you no get wahala at all at all
My brother! If we keep ruminating over our worries, everyone will be a sadist. Just do your best and leave the rest grin grin
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 8:44am On Sep 30, 2019
nairalandposter:
You can order the burger without the potato fries.
Yes! But I didn't know the fries is part of the package. I ordered for burger.
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 1:36am On Sep 30, 2019
nairalandposter:
Do you mean potato fries?

Burger is not just the bread.

Why are you making this comparison?
Exactly! Potato fries


To me, I think bread should go with 'softs' . So the stuffs in the burger is enough


the potato fries is another 'hard' in the throat and it's unnecessary.
Food › Re: Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op): 1:28am On Sep 30, 2019

Food › Bread And Yam, Burger And Potato Fries by Fortune109(op):
I've never seen a Nigerian that likes to eat bread and yam...how come you see Nigerians eating Burger and potato fries??


Potato fries was part of the combo of burger I ordered recently, I couldn't eat the fries after the burger.


Yet you see some people eating the combo with ease, it amazes me actually!

Celebrities › Re: Fire Engulfs Burna Boy's Range Rover Autobiography Along Lekki-Epe Expressway by Fortune109(m): 3:37pm On Sep 29, 2019
This particular range is prone to fire in tropical areas
Health › Re: Nigerian Doctor Warns Fathers To Always Take DNA Test by Fortune109(m): 7:27pm On Sep 27, 2019
Women!!


Na beg we dey beg!!


Give men rest of mind biko!!

Jokes Etc › On Going Recruitment In Dangote Groups by Fortune109(op): 4:09pm On Sep 26, 2019
Just shout the words DAN!! GO!! TE!! aloud in your compound.


They are supposed to recruit you!


Sorry ehn!!

Romance › Re: Help Me Before I Die This Night PHOTOS by Fortune109(m): 2:58am On Sep 26, 2019
fuckfuckman:
Before it get to 3am I need to foork Pls help me is very urgent pls.
Weyrey! It's almost 3am...


You should tell us if you don Bleep or not

Romance › Re: A guy on nairaland is going to commit suicide by 11pm Tonight. by Fortune109(m): 2:44am On Sep 26, 2019
CyberEBOLA:
AS THE STORY SEEMS TO TURN OUT
1. A depressed person is in desperate need of money.
2. He was willing to do anything to make the money.
3. He then planned to dupe people with suicide.
4. So, he created new accounts to aid his plan.
5. He then went to post on a high traffic thread with his old account.
6. Luckily for him he had been shouting depression long ago, so many people believed his story.
7. Unfortunately for him, not all Nairalanders think with their hearts only, but BRAIN too.


In summary, it seems the scammer is a financially depressed person willing to do anything to make the money.
Exactly!!


You are right, whoever feels like helping him should try and help...


Why??


He has been bursted already and this may aggravate his depression... He may see himself as a complete failure who cannot even pull an emotional scam successfully and may just want to end it all


I appeal to Nairalanders to overlook this his dubious attempt and just help him for the sake of humanity.


Disclaimer: The depressed guy should know that scamming people is a crime, whatever help you get from people on Nairaland is purely on compassionate ground as you have a history of depression from your older posts. Therefore whatever you are going through, don't look in the direction of crime. The ultimate result is always regrettable!
TV/Movies › Re: Fans React To Tacha's 'Sexy' Dance Moves (Photos) by Fortune109(m): 10:03pm On Sep 25, 2019
GreetMe:
No b Nigerian men again? grin
grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Fans React To Tacha's 'Sexy' Dance Moves (Photos) by Fortune109(m): 7:57pm On Sep 25, 2019
GreetMe:
Some people will use one hand to jerk off and use one hand to type insults sad grin

Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Kick-starts Presidential Campaign On October 1 (PHOTO) by Fortune109(m): 12:33am On Sep 25, 2019
What is Newsdayhuh

Romance › Re: Man Got Himself A Dog Face Through Medical Operation ( Graphic) by Fortune109(m): 11:54pm On Sep 24, 2019
Hmmm!! Facebook and fake news...

Nairaland General › Re: People Who Dont Show Their Anger More Dangerous Than Those Who Do, True/False? by Fortune109(m): 6:40pm On Sep 24, 2019
marvelous000:
very correct. I think I embody the innards of both. when i was in school, I had one recalcitrant fuckwit who was trying to coerce me into cultism, but i resisted, and he employed various provocative tactics to get me to capitulate; I mean the kind of provocation that make life a living misery, but I seethed my outburst with incredible restraint, because by proclivity, i seldom register an opinion in a case of crying need, not to talk of permitting my emotion the respite of expression.
He crossed the line of tolerance, when he assaulted my family and the only thing i hold dear-my mom.
I was murderously mad with blood in my eyes.
I went alone for him, and found him and his fellow cultist in a bar. I launched and dealt him a blow with my swod(the hausa type of swod) and had his arm dislodged with only flesh holding it. raised it the second time to slice his head off for the good of the world, but him and his ilk scampered for safety.
I went to school and pasted a note on the school wall; that I'm going to kill all of them whenever I find them. that was their end in that school, because I'm somewhat of an indigene and the indigenes were also crying for blood and ready to invade school if not for my diplomacy.

looking retrospectively, I'm more matured and manage my anger with stoicism, while approaching everything with stolidity. I very seldom register displeasure and never harbour acrimony. because i make excuse for people in advance. It makes me impervious to provocation. I only vent a little online; and it's strictly for sportgrin
We know what you are giving us but we are enjoying you anyway...

Autos › Re: Private Jet For Sale by Fortune109(m): 2:36am On Sep 22, 2019
Ehn ehn!!

Travel › Re: XENOPHOBIA: Nigerians Find Safe Havens In Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Others by Fortune109(m): 1:25am On Sep 22, 2019
This culture of calling people who accommodate you in their means lazy is really disturbing. Because many of them won't do certain jobs in a place they come from that many of you won't do in your places too doesn't mean they are lazy.

Please Nigerians should erase this mindset if they don't want any issues with their new hosts
Travel › Re: Onikan, Lagos Is The 3rd Coolest Neighborhood In The World by Fortune109(m): 1:57am On Sep 20, 2019
Revolva:
Onikan is quite peaceful Sha but as no3 in the world I don't believe that

D same onikan I always walk Tru sometimes it's an old Lagos and it was part of colonial Lagos

Maybe the PR this CNN people to push Lagos town to the top of the chart
So because it's the same Onikan you always pass through then nothing good can come to it??

Don't loose hope in life if everything you pass through is always bad


Sacasm***
Travel › Re: Onikan, Lagos Is The 3rd Coolest Neighborhood In The World by Fortune109(m): 1:54am On Sep 20, 2019
Awa omo Eko da!!!

Awa re!!!

Awa awa re!!!!!

Romance › Re: South Africa Men R Jealous Now That We Prefer Nigerian Men- South African Woman by Fortune109(m): 4:26pm On Sep 19, 2019
XhosaNostra:
No grin
Well! I miss you too

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Surprises Broda Shaggi With Birthday Cake by Fortune109(m): 3:55pm On Sep 19, 2019
ladiesreject:
So someone can no longer deactivate his account again?

I can't delete my threads, my comments and now even my own account?

Is it by force to be a nairalander?

Is this some kind of society or what?

See me see trouble o.

Better resolve that problem cos I don't want this moniker on nairaland.. I want to be visiting nairaland only as a guest henceforth.

Seun, do something
Lai Lai !!!

Na by force o!

Once you are a Nairalander, no going back! Unless you carry some kind Ebo (sacrifice) grin grin

When you were naming yourself LADIESREJECT we were looking at you

Now you have a sure babe, you are afraid maybe the name will do it work again grin

Nairaland na African largest society...you are not walking alone! Na for better for worse

The Ebo is...

Donate a new member that will continue with your moniker, then you are free! The name will not influence you again grin grin


Nairaland chief priest has spoken!!!

Celebrities › Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by Fortune109(m): 10:43pm On Sep 18, 2019
Felixalex:
Eyah....

But i no knw why white porn no de make my preeq stand, is it that my preeq is a racist? If no be black girl, my preeq no de stand. Reminds me of one porn movie title

If it's not black, take it back
Nigger grin grin

Family › Re: My Wife Has Left Me. Heartbroken by Fortune109(m):
Pathetic
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Does Karma Come From?? by Fortune109(op): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2019
LordReed:
Post a link to one.
Google is your friend

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