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yanabasee:
I've never had any....


But, I almost embarrassed a pastor ones.....He was called to come and give sermon and after the whole preaching thing, he started a healing process and a miracle session.....


He'd touch someone in the forehead and they'd fall down...He did this untill he got to my turn.....He placed his hand lightly and expected me to fall....I refused....He did the second time....I refused to fall down......Then I had a fast thought, that people might just think that I am a witch and highly possessed and I had my crush staring at me as if I was a wicked witch....


Cut the story short.....I decided to go way down the third time and lied there till the ushers carried me to the back of the altar where he came and prayed for me bla bla bla.....


After service....Had people coming to ask me what it was like when I fell under anointing...Even my crush came to me.....Would tell them that it is not something I could explain that they'll their moment would come one day....


Apparently, people just fall down for a fake anointing....

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Juliusmomoh:
The day i kept scrashing my yarsh, not knowing the churh camera was directly looking at me...
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I nearly die..

Oh my God�

We all have had one or few embarrassing moments in church.
well here's mine
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One Sunday,I was seated in church beside my crush
it was during offering time, when I saw a small boy running towards me.
On Seeing him , I immediately walked very fast towards him .
when I reached him he stretched forth A 20Naira Saying my mom told him to give me , as a sharp guy I quickly took the money without anyone noticing.
then later they distributed envelopes to us to put our offering.
when it was time to head to the offering box
I used this opportunity to showcase my dancing skills, knowing that my crush was at my back, I danced even more
Suddenly everyone started to Stare at me
I thought they were staring because of my dancing not until I noticed the 20Naira had fallen from the envelope (The envelope was torn)
I turned back and saw my crush staring at me.
I felt so embarassed.
To cut the story short I later changed Crush
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Share yours Below
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Happy Sunday Y'all

David Lyon is a man of the people
He helps everyone even the ones he Doesn't know!
Without political post
He has over 10k scholarship candidates in bayelsa
He is very good he is a good man and he has been doing this for years now
Everyone knows him in bayelsa because of his good deeds
I believe he will win easily

I wish buhari was alive to see all this (个_个)

They have just killed the river goddess[center][/center] [color=#000099][/color]

What if this was just a scene from a Yoruba movie

Halfway!!!?? This is insane

If the shark had seen him in the water while he was swimming
He would have bitten or eaten him
If na me eh na sure meat be that oh

Don't worry Peruzzi u will soon be exposed

The big brother Naija 2019
#pepper dem gang has been going on for some days now and it seems to be getting more interesting.
And looking at the profiles of all the contestants it seems they are all doing fine in their various fields.
So today I came across an Mtn Advert and to my greatest surprise I saw a face similar to that of SEYI of BBNaija,though looking at his profile we only knew he was a Medical Doctor
And a grandson of the great Obafemi Awolowo.
But I was really surprised to see this picture
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A Nigerian Landlord has kicked out his Tennant because of his rate of bringing in Girls to the compound.
The way the landlord informed the tenant,it seemed the Tennant brought in more than two Girls per day.
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Check the hilarious conversation below

Remove simi,Davido,wizkid and falz
Then Add
Fireboy ,Zlatan,Liltush andand Teni

This kemi is a useless girl o
What if the lady's life is in danger?
#WHOKNOWS

My advice to the man withdraw your daughter
Instead of making a fool of yourself-Rules are rules

Although the law supports it but if the school does not you either remove it or withdraw her
If you remove it, ALLAH WILL UNDERSTAND

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maybe the school is doing it because of insecurity
Who knows she might be hiding something there
Maybe a BOMB
#Who knows

With all due respect eh oyinbo no get sense oh
Wetin be zombie snakes are harmless
Izokay �
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So what's the meaning of OP?

With all due respect you are very gullible
And stupid .sorry

The church and the government wow!!
I guess the COURT OF LAW AND THE COZA PASTOR
are the same thing as the
Church and the government.

Abeg naira Marley no do oh
Remember #MAGU
NA SO DEM TAKE KILL ABACHA
#whoknows

I believe its because of our fast rising population
Ghana that is very scanty has mouth to talk
What if they had our population IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY

Now this is becoming interesting�

Evidence for a rape case of over a decade��
I no blame bobrisky sha maybe him dey f*ck him yanch
Who knows

I have voted please remember me o

Uncle suru [color=#000000][/color] abeg come facebook na make we talk
We get business together[b][/b]