₦airaland Forum

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16].⚡on behalf of slim/thin "girls" Women everywhere i wanna let you know
.......⚡we dislike you too [/color]

it's fair and positive by nature that your favourite is always that you go for. Im after medium curved ladies to heavy badonk-donk ladies,

Name: Darlington Arizowa
Nickname:Dande-Dindo
Age:29
Sex:m
Hobby:chilling smoking in streets

Marital status: married

Favourite food: frozen marinated yam

Favourite colour:yellow

Favourite sport: nothing

Favourite movie: I got five on it.

Favourite music: Juicy J

Cartoon or movies: movies

Bluez or hip hop: hip

Android or Apple?: oranges

Likes: big bottom ladies

Dislikes: thin girls , going to church. white man.

What's the craziest thing you have ever done?:
went in the bank with a 50 litre empty bag to get my cash out the bank #170 000

What's the craziest thing you are yet to do?
I want to go shopping under my big umbrella and do shopping still under my umbrella, then smoking marijuana in the same shop under my umbrella coz that supermarket have too much lights eish.


Most embarrassing moment: caught musterbatiting in the classroom under the table after seeing legs of new mistress on opening day, that was in 1999 January .

Happiest moment: the day i smoked marijuana first at the gig , the day I got first §*x , yhooo Long story! !!

Saddest moment: when the girl next street died after I slept with her past 2 days, 2003 .

Biggest goal: to be mayor of Lagos

Nairaland crush: not yet only panks

Nairaland bestie/friend/paddy: none


One person on nairaland that annoys u: makydebbie (f)

What's your definition of love? love is beautiful

hoo hoo hoo she lives next to me when I am home !!! I will try to get her number and ask her about this, shall provide feedback buddy! ! are sure you tapping that @žž

fisherman to marry her. cod ,the girl, the singer the doctor and the hunter could be drawn in the river too .plus note that the fisherman know how to treat croco bites. doctors treat different people every day so he will end up with more than one wife because he will be a winner every day. a singer is a stripper love he wont love broken lady .

its only a month now since she moved in, I live with my girl who is beautiful same age and same structure as this next door girl, I like her since she is very quiet and we have not talk much yet , only greetings. but what i see her doing every time after greeting each other is that she shake her butt a little bit walking away from me . 2 she lifts up her jeans or penties in front of me . 3 she smile every time. This girl is always lonely and I am attempted to persuade her for that nice slande ą§§. i can imagine myself hammering her on my destroying §ex position .will this cause big problem wo?


SIXTH DAY
today is the sixth day im clushing with this slander babie , I pulled out the car just to wash it on this nice sunny Saturday, and its so beautiful you know and is the first sunny day of this winter.
I banged the booty door singing my song getting ready for cleaning the car, that very moment i heard her calling my name. (who told her name?)
i wonder. I walk to her door since she was calling me sitting in her room. I said wasup girl, she first apologise for shouting my name and said to me

"I saw your girlfriend the time she left for work and we chat a little bit and I told her that I want you to help me with the door lock. she said its okay "
The girl said this sitting on her bed wearing just a short and top busy cutting her toe nails with a clipper, all the time she was telling all this , my eyes was on her nice fanta legs , I gave her a clear YES agreeing to fix the door but I didn't think if I can fix the door or not!!! because I had some expansion and pressure in my powerhouse omg. I failed to stand that feeling.
I tell her that l must finish the car first then will bring my tools , girl smile and said " please come before she is back from work "
I told her its okay see now and walked away.

omg I don't know where and how to fix the door, I just said yes! I don't know if she tell me the truth that she asked permission from my girlfriend so that I can help her. must i tell my girlfriend that I will help her? must I carry condoms? wooooo oga can I win a bonus here?

just go die my sister. there is happiness after death.

so are you done musterbatiting now ? How many rounds did you manage sonny?

so are you done musterbatiting now ? How msny rounds did you manage

this is rubbish my friend, you must be out of your mind writer, doesn't make sense my friend

Yes why not? if you don't have sexy body or have sexy body I will cheat on you, man is a man ladies

dont get high alone please .share that marijuana with others please. Please please you go mad soon woo

thats my uncle, he slept with my mom too. his own sister!

depends who are you making love with. if you are doing it on side or not married then condom is your option. if you get a vagin then slaughter her dry dock!!!

Africans!!. Euro is used by group of countries and it is valuable. United States Dollar is being used by many countries as their currency and its stable,
So if you Africans use one currency will you not have value and good trading without inflation. most african countries have inflated currency, so isn't this a way to help us to a better stage?

thats united States dollar. If you Africans use one currency example afro dollars , don't you think you will live better and valuable?

fox26:
Don't come my way oooh. I touch your breasts straight away. will you be happy with that? If you say no. then you must remove your foolish story , if you say yes you like them being touched walk like that boys will ask you to hotel and drill the hell out your azz.

adam and eve clad with leaves but they were only two people in the world .how do you see it possible to show off your boobs , nonsense lady.

Don't come my way oooh. I touch your breasts straight away. will you be happy with that? If you say no. then you must remove your foolish story , if you say yes you like them being touched walk like that boys will ask you to hotel and drill the hell out your azz.

yes I have seen bigger than the ones you showing us. my girlfriend has fatter boobs, so are you answered now?

Kakamorufu:
Lemme get ma vaseline

kkkk lmfao why vaseline now!! Oga I am giving away links to free porn dvds no data charges for watching you only need small airtime airtime /data to open the link. whoo there you will need 4tins of vaseline! !!!!!!!

wizzakosh:
there is no way you won't see a fool with nothing upstair talking jargons. Which one any of ur family member don produce? Show us and let us see. Bad belle ppl. That why you ar backward.

africans you are behind. very long distance away from technology, africans can only work hard manually. leadership, technology, and researches are not for us at all that is why most of black countries are corrupted and poor for ever. that guy is not at high level to be called inventor . just like a small boy who make a model lorry out of 2.5mm wire and bottle caps.

these are teachers I want in front of me always. which school is this? i go find transfer letter this week. which school is this?

Because you are doing musterbation!! stop fu.ckin your hands. baboon, smoking kush in Coca Cola bottle nigro!!

you fool, lol. you got gonorrhoea lol!!!!!

why are you so much into white people? nothing interesting and making sense you kind of. ...hole

that girl must get another guy who can impress her in bed than the brother does , then she will leave the brother. she likes it too bad thinks its a banana? crap girl

Nice *ss but fat tummy. looks like she puff every twenty minutes. lmfao

never pay tithes my friend, just help the need with your heart only . dont believe the whole bible story , there is crap in bible thick crap my friend.
believe in ten commandments thats all
tithes, tithes tithes they rob your dey go buy condoms with your money and bet on horses all that shit , you see that money oga, its the money they use to buy pads and underwears for the deacon wife and daughters!

Another piece of crap right here, whats that you see? he must go to Japan and watch four years old kids doing better than him. pear brain!!!

illuminati styles, we going to burn lesibians soon