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ogbologbo school of theater copying ;d ;d ;d

There was the arabian guy that was lost in the desert, after walking for days without seeing water to drink, he was almost giving up. He lifted up his eye to look and saw a shiny bottle on the ground, thinking it was water he picked it up and opened it. LO!! and BEHOLD!!! a genie came of it.
The man having heard of the story of the arabian nights waited for the genie to ask him to make three wishes and that he did.
1. I want a big house with food filled on the table and all manner of exotic drinks for me to drink.
POOOSH and the wish was granted. After eating to his fill, the genie re-appeared and asked him to make his second wish and that he did.
2. I want money that i will spend all the days of my life counting and spending.
POOOSH and the wish was granted. The genie then told him to make his third wish and that he did;
3. I want you to make me white so that women will surround me all the days of my life.
POOM POOM your wish is my command, and immediately the man was turned to a SANITARY PAD

Men, u too much. I been no know say na so e be. see as u come open my eyes see why you dey wallow like dat. Man too greedy, e no wan even know the kin life wey the other animals drop.
KEEP DA FIRE BURNING!!!

i thought ur topic was wife going deaf u BIG FAT FUCKIN RAT. Try to go in liine with ur topic next time

Frank, forget them. You are the best. I could not keep myself from laughing. Even my arse was laughing with me. KEEP UP DA GOOD WORK

LORD thank u, thank u becos all the bad belle in Naija will be put to shame and the president will come back to rule again. if it be ur will for the president to die in office, let it be done, if not let the cup pass over and he continues to rule Naija will all dignicancer.

Thank u for d seven point agenda will continue to remain a dream, a dream dat many Naijarians will take to remember our president.
HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN. AMEEEEEEN
D PRESIDO WILL BE BACK BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD AND BAD BELLE WILL BE PUT TO SHAME,
BY FORCE BY FIRE

If u are not criticised people, dat means u are not good enough, but criticism brings more of u to the outside world for appreciation. I nearly pee for boxers. dat doctor BAD

Guy, do you think something or the statement called love exists anymore. Now what exist is called, BRING AND TAKE. Do you know what it means?

No money No Love!!!
Take heart

what are you said when you are spoke?! can't you spoken simple correction english. I just can't fit blame you!!!

English should not be a barrier to you if you must find luv!! So go for it with all vigor, don't stop for once to think of what you are speaking when you flow (whether in pidgin or in the Queen's English) she will flow with you. Take heart and be brave before someone else overtakes you. THERE IS ROOM FOR OVERTAKING!!!