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SO SAD THE STORY ENDED THIS WAY….
The wind in the forest are rummaging in agony
The cow giving birth with smiles all over her face
My heart is pained from the joy of living
While death is fed up that it vomits souls in Hades
Ironies of life with no compensation
Wrongest fruit plucked without remorse
Pain a thing spoken about among the down trodden
Yet the joy of living and the hope to rise a again is alight
Beware soul brother lest you fight for no just course
The earth if the Lord’s and the inhabitants there off
Yet called to glory aint glorious anymore

Weep my beloved heart from the pain of joy
Let laughter come to you in mourning regalia
Do not let the candle light pass you by
For darkness is a thing to behold with eyes open
For like a bright shining light it appears
Moving in the distance beckoning unto you
Yet those that have gone never returned
What joy can I really find in my pain

Fading away like the stars of the morning…
Losing it glow like the glorious sun
Such would we pass from the earth and its toiling
Only remembered by what we have done

Only remembered!! Only remembered!!!
Only remembered by what we have done….
Such would we pass from the earth and its toiling….
Only remembered by what we have done….

ADIEU PERX…….
THAT GLORIOUS MORNING IS COMING SOON!!!!
REST IN PEACE………….

CHARACTER
CHARACTER…, THE LESSER OF ALL EVIL
SHROUDED IN THE MYSTERY OF ANCIENT EGYPT
SPOKEN ABOUT IN THE SYNAGOGUE OF SELF REASONING
THOUGH THE SPEAKER SOMETIMES LACK IT IN HIMSELF
FIRST IMPRESSION CAN NEVER BE REPEATED
MIND IT BROTHER, IT IS THE ONE TIME OPPORTUNITY
SPOKEN OF IN THE GOOD BOOKS OF ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY
CHARACTER…, THE TRUMPET OF THE DEAF MAN
THE GUIDING LIGHT UNTO THE BLIND…,
TOUCHED IT CAN COS IT CAN BE FELT FROM A DISTANCE
MARRIAGE IS BASED ON IT SO THEY SAY….
WHAT IS BEAUTY WITHOUT CHARACTER?
IT IS A CANDLE LIGHT KEPT UNDER A BLOWING FAN…
WHAT IS UGLINESS WITHOUT CHARACTER?
THAT WILL BE A LIFE-LONG GROWLING WITHOUT A HUSBAND….
BEAUTY CAN BE MANAGED…. BUT UGLINESS…. JEEZ!!!
BEWARE SOUL SISTER… IT SPEAKS FOR YOU
BUT SOUL BROTHER… WE MARRY THEM…
FUNNY, A MAN IS NEVER UGLY….
MOREOVER UGLY MEN MAKES BETTER HUSBANDS…,
CHARACTER

staaaaaalllllllleeeeeeeee

Nigerian email scams have become nearly as commonplace as the Internet itself. But one Australian woman wound up in jail after turning the tables--to the tune of $30,000--on a group of con artists.
The Courier-Mail reports that Sarah Jane Cochrane-Ramsey, 23, was employed as an "agent" in March 2010 by the Nigerians, but didn't know they were scam artists. Her "job" was to provide access to an Australian bank account opened in her name where the Nigerians could then transfer money they had received from a phony car sales website. Cochrane-Ramsey was told she could keep eight percent of the transfers.
But, then she decided to steal from the thieves themselves. According to the Courier-Mail, she received two payments, totaling $33,350, but spent most of it on herself.
If you're not familiar with the so-called Nigerian Scam, also known as the (419) scam, or Advanced Fee Fraud, here's a brief explainer: the fraud works by convincing an individual to give money and/or bank account access to a third-party in exchange for future financial rewards.
Most commonly, the scam artist will claim to be a wealthy Nigerian individual looking to move his vast financial resources to another country. He then promises the fraud victim a hefty payment in exchange for a temporary loan or bank account access in order to facilitate the move. Of course, the fraud victim never receives the promised payout and instead usually ends up losing thousands of dollars in the process. According to Scam Busters, the Advance Fee Fraud scams often target small businesses and charities. And while the scam has been around for years, the U.S. Financial Crimes Division of the Secret Service still receives a reported 100 calls a day from people claiming to be victims of a (419) crime.
But, back to the Cochrane-Ramsey case. The real victims who thought they were buying cars online reported the scam to the police, who traced the account back to Cochrane-Ramsey. She was ordered to appear in Brisbane District Court and plead guilty to one count of aggravated fraud.
For now, the court judge is allowing Cochrane-Ramsey time to come up with the money to pay off the fraud victims while she awaits sentencing in March.
Interestingly, Cochrane-Ramsey is not the first person to turn the tables on Nigerian scammers. In 2008, the radio program This American Life ran a story on some anonymous pranksters who sent a Nigerian scam artist on a wild goose chase that spanned 1,400-miles into war-torn Chad for a promised cash payout at a local Western Union branch.
And they convinced him to do this while carrying an anti-Muslim/pro-George W. Bush note, which stated his intention to rob the Western Union. Their entire plan was spelled out on this website, dedicated to turning the tables on Internet con artists (Warning: contains Not Safe for Work language).

It’s high time I say my mind on what is happening in the northern states of Nigeria. I have always sat and watched the way news from the northern states is treated by the southerners here. Even though to say Nigeria is one would look and definitely fuel tribalistic views from others…. I will still like to say things the way they are.

Before the death of Sheik Jafar Adams, he publicly opposed the doctrines of Yusif Muhammad…. There was even a live debate where Yusif praised the wisdom of Ja’afar.

We Christians who had stayed in Kano, experienced all the riots and eventually sent packing by the book haram menace, surely have a tale to tell. Reading it several times in articles that Islam is an evil religion, I won’t stand to contradict it…. Even though there are still some few good eggs among them. (Well, a soiled finger affects the rest). The problem of Boko Haram rubs on us all and their menace will continue if the Southerners in Nigeria keeps thinking that Boko Haram is a Northern conspiracy.

It pained my heart during the January 20th 2012 attack when friends with whom we have all planned our future with were gunned down in cold blood when the attackers gained entrance into Bompai Police Barracks. Watching them being buried en-masse was really heart wrenching as I watched them take their dreams to the great beyond.

Putting blames on government on the government and securities outfit will do one good. Little by little, the wind of ill-fate blowing in the North will definitely find its way into the south if nothing is done about it.

Fellow Nairalanders, especially those of you outside the shores of this country, try as much as you can to fight this spirit of disunity that is threatening the very foundation of this country. It has never been heard that a country was divided peacefully, without records of death. The death toll that the media carried after the attack in Kano is like ten times that amount. I leave you to put two and two together. Should a war break out now, no matter how well prepared we may think we are, we will definitely lose love ones. The top men in this country will only take their children to s safe haven and from their watch the outcome of this so called Sovereign Meeting. The masses and by the masses, I mean the peasants and those struggling to make ends meet will face the travail of war…,

Put this into your heart and strive hard to use the pen as a medium of uniting our country instead of as an apple of discord…….

Joseph Success
Kano
Joseph_sucess@yahoo.com

It’s high time I say my mind on what is happening in the northern states of Nigeria. I have always sat and watched the way news from the northern states is treated by the southerners here. Even though to say \

Nigeria is one would look and definitely fuel tribalistic views from others…. I will still like to say things the way they are.

Before the death of Sheik Jafar Adams, he publicly opposed the doctrines of Yusif Muhammad…. There was even a live debate where Yusif praised the wisdom of Ja’afar.

We Christians who had stayed in Kano, experienced all the riots and eventually sent packing by the book haram menace, surely have a tale to tell. Reading it several times in articles that Islam is an evil religion, I won’t stand to contradict it…. Even though there are still some few good eggs among them. (Well, a soiled finger affects the rest). The problem of Boko Haram rubs on us all and their menace will continue if the Southerners in Nigeria keeps thinking that Boko Haram is a Northern conspiracy.

It pained my heart during the January 20th 2012 attack when friends with whom we have all planned our future with were gunned down in cold blood when the attackers gained entrance into Bompai Police Barracks. Watching them being buried en-masse was really heart wrenching as I watched them take their dreams to the great beyond.

Putting blames on government on the government and securities outfit will do one good. Little by little, the wind of ill-fate blowing in the North will definitely find its way into the south if nothing is done about it.
Fellow Nairalanders, especially those of you outside the shores of this country, try as much as you can to fight this spirit of disunity that is threatening the very foundation of this country. It has never been heard that a country was divided peacefully, without records of death. The death toll that the media carried after the attack in Kano is like ten times that amount. I leave you to put two and two together. Should a war break out now, no matter how well prepared we may think we are, we will definitely lose love ones. The top men in this country will only take their children to s safe haven and from their watch the outcome of this so called Sovereign Meeting. The masses and by the masses, I mean the peasants and those struggling to make ends meet will face the travail of war…,

Put this into your heart and strive hard to use the pen as a medium of uniting our country instead of as an apple of discord…….

Joseph Success
Kano
Joseph_sucess@yahoo.com

I can feel it, Some of ya guys used to pick beans out of ur poo when you were younger,

Happy new year Nigerians, I love y'all, Wait o, (adjust eye glasses). Fuel subsidy removed, dats the begining of the end,

Cross border attack is something that should be checked as the terrorists might not even be residing in Nigeria, With the closure of the borders in the affected areas, We shall fold our hands and see if the terrorists reside outside the shores of Nigeria, Long live The Federal Republic of Nigeria,

dis is lagos, boko haram next target, be careful

I forgot to include my email, it is joseph_sucess@yahoo.com or foxybone1@hotmail.com
Every contribution will be accepted with deep gratitude

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This is suppose to be the jokes section but i really need help. I need project topics and abstracts on computer engineering. (National Diploma)
@poster
This is a crude hairstyle, but no worry all the b.a.b.e.s for nairaland go soon copy am. I AM F.R.E.A.K.E.D out

JAMB,
Too many wrong story
Gives me so many worries
Study hard burn the night candles
Write the papers with shaky hands and sweaty tools
Goes home more heart broken than relieved
Tune on the radio kinda hypertensive
, anouncer speaks clearly on air
Result is out and you grab your chair
Your hair stands at the end
But you read my dear friend
Why fear when you had sleepless nights
Why fret when you've gat might
Success is a thing of the hidden mind
Achievable to every mankind

WISH Y'ALL JAMBITES SUCCESS AND 200 , POINTS AND ABOVE
MEET Y'ALL AT THE TOP
I'M OUT

Love doesn't really exist, it only exists in fairy tales. Falling in love could be everyones dream but falling out of it is as painful as burning your self with a match. To avoid pains I decided to stay single though with many g, friends but non got my heart.

With the level at which the country is going, there cud be an unavoidable national disaster. God help us should d middle-belt start their own

Hello everybody, I really need your help right now. I need project topics and abstracts which can be used for National Diploma in Computer Engineering. Please send the topics and abstract to this email; joseph_sucess@yahoo.com. THANKS GUYS, looking forward to hearing from y'all

Men, na wa oh, after in don post my topic finish, i com de search for am inside nairaland jokes. to my suprise till today i never see am. abeg, mod where u hide am.