KarmaMod:

Big Turn Off for me but hey she might not mind

Berra go and dust off your EZE GOES To SCHOOL

Rotflmao!!!! 

Karma, never change!!

Sapphic:

Are you kidding me? Abeg jo. It is okay to encourage somebody, but we all know that tabon tabon is a no no with so may of us. And abeg how many educated well mannered (middle to upper class) women will give someone who is speaking pidgin English a second glance? It will take a lot for me not to feel "insulted" ^{(interprete loosely)} if some guy (well mannered or not) walked up and started yarning "Abeg fine girl, na wetin be ya name? I like you no be small" or something similar. There is a time and a place for Pidgin English and "toasting" someone is not that right time (not unless that is the only medium that person understands). Rather than that resort to your native language (or not) .

@ Sisi. . . You don change again? Or the almighty powers don come again?

Lmao!! Awww, you will be surprised how many girls go all dreamy eyed to baby I don dey check you out for long time now no be small thing ooooh!

Seriously speaking though. . . I mean take his time with his English. I think the problem here is he is not conversing as fast as he would like to. . . all that taking his time to gather his thoughts and whatnot. I'd rather a guy spoke in slow and steady GOOD English than whiplash inducing Pidgin.

TPTB knows better than to ta si mi .

I felt like a change is all. 

wetin be TPTB

I can't lie o, sometimes pidgin sounds sexy.

But knowing that he can speak proper English makes it more sexy

KarmaMod:

wetin be TPTB

Lol. . . The Power(s) That Be

Ebony-Silk:

I can't lie o, sometimes pidgin sounds sexy.

But knowing that he can speak proper English makes it more sexy

You mean sey you like to dey feel am small small

Sisikilll:

You mean sey you like to dey feel am small small

Hell yea, e be sounding so sexy in my ears.

Sisikilll:

Lmao!! Awww, you will be surprised how many girls go all dreamy eyed to baby I don dey check you out for long time now no be small thing ooooh!

Seriously speaking though. . . I mean take his time with his English. I think the problem here is he is not conversing as fast as he would like to. . . all that taking his time to gather his thoughts and whatnot. I'd rather a guy spoke in slow and steady GOOD English than whiplash inducing Pidgin.

TPTB knows better than to ta si mi .

I felt like a change is all.  

I am yet to know one such person. Like Karma said, he should go and dust his English books o. Talking too slow will make him look like one omugo and if he has the misfortune to let his nervousness develop into a stutter, that is a double whammy right there.

Ebony-Silk:

I can't lie o, sometimes pidgin sounds sexy.

You are such a gala seller

KarmaMod:

You are such a gala seller

whatever

The reason why I learned pidgin on NL was because it sounded sexyyy

Okay lemme help you get it str8.

If he can speak correct English and pidgin English, it's so darn sexy. It's like French in my ears.
I mean, one minute he's speaking solid, orgasmic literate English, then next. . . .pidgin, like he owns the best of both worlds. oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if he can't speak english and na pidgin he dey speak all the time, mehn, he best comot from my face

Ebony-Silk:

If he can speak correct English and pidgin English, it's so darn sexy. It's like French in my ears.
I mean, one minute he's speaking solid, orgasmic literate English, then next. . . .pidgin, like he owns the best of both worlds. oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if he can't speak english and na pidgin he dey speak all the time, mehn, he best comot from my face

LOL. Okay, I know I do not do the guy thing, but I cannot imagine anything designed to just turn one off than switching to pidgin in the throes of passion. I cannot imagine being in bed having sex, then the guy starts to jabber some broken English ("You fine no be small. E don tay wey I wan tell you say. . . ). I will shove the Arrow away. French. . . ooooh yes. Pidgin. . . no, No, Goodness NOOOO!

Sapphic:

LOL. Okay, I know I do not do the guy thing, but I cannot imagine anything designed to just turn one off than switching to pidgin in the throes of passion. I cannot imagine being in bed having sex, then the guy starts to jabber some broken English ("You fine no be small. E don tay wey I wan tell you say. . . ). I will shove the Arrow away. French. . . ooooh yes. Pidgin. . . no, No, Goodness NOOOO!

lmao!! maybe to you!

I never said anything about sex o. . . .that one na another matter.

Final answer? Just walk away, cos she'll get bored of your tattered english sooner than later!

Intro: "O baby how far"
"Shuooo, how e dey be u sef, u just carry this kin fine body dey waka for road u no want make i talk, ?" ,
Eheh, continue from there,

@ poster

take your time! if she likes you so much, she won't even notice! _{no be guarantee o!}

but then, you can use pidgin! there are some very posh pidgin! if you know how to use it very well.

Abeg, most of NL can't speak solid English and they claim to have gfs. . . .so I think you're safe

Yeparipa Alagolo soffry soffry na [size=4pt]I have to defend our lord and our masters, what do you mean by that Take ya time o [/size]

@Poster,
I'm a little curious about ur "problem". How come u cant speak english bt u can write so well. Ok, maybe someone wrote the post for you. If thats the case, ask the same person to write the lyrics, u cram the wordings and simply recite them. Else, keep sending text message.

hi boy tell this girl you cant speak queens english like her, tell her also that you didnt go to an english school that you went to a french school and that she should not mind your english.but if you cant do that give me a call on 07026850485 let me give you some drugs to make you speak english they so cheap.this drugs are from antata just a tablet can make speak good english. just try

poster, you dnt need to use english or pidgin english, the only language a lady hears is money. so use the money language.

giv it a bleeping try.

smooooooth:

poster, you dnt need to use english or pidgin english, the only language a lady hears is money. so use the money language.

thats not funny

akundo:

let me give you some drugs to make you speak english they so cheap.this drugs are from antata just a tablet can make speak good english. just try

Bros abeg, you get urobo & itshekiri tablet ?
I gasta yarn one chikitoes my mind this month, she bi Niger- Delta pikin.
She set die ! All her bodi dey yarn heavy pidgin, Warri verson.
As I no dey quick hearam, na hie I think say make I use your tablet for Urobo language.

@ Poster
Yarn your mind for heavy pidgin, she go appreciate say you different.
B'cos if you _{Ta bun} shoot gun for English, na sucide straight.

Speek am the way u sabi jo. If she likes u she would teach u how to speak better. Most importantly be urself at all times.

omo, just dey flow your pidgin dey go, nattin do you, abi u no dey c 2face, na pidgin all the way, him no send you message. As de chick set so, she need trippin no be formings. Just dey wrap am dey go, follow your mind, No shaking, Notin Dey Happen , No go try form jege o, and mak sure say wen you dey carry am comot, no carry am go all that tantalizer levels because she go don see am tire, jus carry am go one local but clean place wey dem dey sell all those unripe plaitain n vegetable sauce with goat meat, wey she go use her hand take chop am, u fit even offer to wash her hand for am wen she finish, dat kind tin, WO u go marvel as dey chikala go trip for you die! ABEG BONE LEVELS O!

learn English first

English should not be a barrier to you if you must find luv!! So go for it with all vigor, don't stop for once to think of what you are speaking when you flow (whether in pidgin or in the Queen's English) she will flow with you. Take heart and be brave before someone else overtakes you. THERE IS ROOM FOR OVERTAKING!!!

@ poster
any how jare. English no be by force. after all, no b ur papa language so, pigin it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ! !