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Monstertrucks: Flow,u got this idea from That other guy's thread on when it is necessary to slap a lady.I saw u viewing

I knew someone was gonna catch me

Annie2gud: Who is major dimka?lol

Ask Kudirat Abiola

Baybe: No mind am. I never do anything he don squeeze face.

It is called "defense before offence".. I no want make you catch me offguard

TribalEAST: what if it was major DIMKA?

Annie2gud: The point is...i hate nigga's with such slappin syndrome.why slap or beat,when you can easily walk away...huh?

Walk away?

Owk.. Here is this situational report.

Girl: See as him dey waka like say na im own this world.

Guy: (for im mind) Be cool man, it aint cool to slap a woman

Girl: Na so him go dey form. Mtchw

Guy: Please mind your business

Girl: Which business you give me make I mind.

Guy: (walks away)

Girl: Idi'i'ot.. I think say you be man. I don dey plan you tay tay.

Guy: Stop all this please.

Girl: Useless man, foollll, Oleeee... God go punish youuuuuuu.

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Girl: Yekpaaaaa.... You must kill me today ooo... You no go fit beat your mate for outside ooo... Idio''t .. your mama na ashawo




Oya... Tell me something I don't know

Baybe: Watch out

I dey wait

Annie2gud: @flow..not really.Had an expirience back in the days,when i was stil naive.the sackRag was@fault,but voila..I felt the slap.i just smiled,packaged my pride and left.i waited like a month.after the guy has finished boasting.my elder bros,by Name brown,mobilised mopols,and army,mehn the beatin no be here o.the guy was frogged jump around the entire neiborhood.strip nak..ed,and and i had to slap him back.that incidence,led the guy packin away from the environment.he was publicely flogged on his buttocks.daz it.now i'm wiser and And grown now.mehn no Baga can try such with me.u ll surely rot in jail.

Owk. You get police and soldiers as family members. You for tell me since na

Dannyxy: As long as you don't attack me, i won't touch you.. I can't touch a woman(they are so soft and tender).. i can't fight with bi.tches too, but i can beat the hell out of them.. I hate bi.tches

TribalEAST: na wa o! Anything to get LIKES from girls.

Oya, wat if she slapped you mother?

Acidosis: and when her husband corrects her, I'll fold my hands..

Sorry, we don't sell our daughters.
My younger sister remains my younger sister (married or not).


N.B: I don't have a younger sister

NO wonder!!!

Karleb: Agreed. but how do u correct 'em?

Go back to page 1, check the answer i gave. You are a bad student o

Baybe: Udonminit!

Oya, make me angry

Acidosis: What do you do when your younger sister insult you?

Answer: You correct her...


So I say, CORRECT any street lady who act like a younger sister.

Yes. With a slap

BarryX: Slapping is necessary in self-defence.
But a woman shouldn't be the first to raise her hand on a man because the end result is not always pleasant to the latter party.
The end-result words are always the funniest , like

"if you see your fellow man now, you no go fit fight am "

Lady shut a hell up -- you started it in the first place

Baybe: Please tell me. Why?

According to myths of the ancient world, man spoke so much that the creator had to put an apple in his throat to reduce his speech. Now, whenever he wants to talk, most time when angry, the words don't come out. Instead, fists, slaps and kicks comes out. You know how stammerer dey behave na

Winnie1950: in ur dreams right? (abeg foxy no kill me with ur mouth o). Runs away.

I no go say anything. Only say make I no see your call for my phone again. No even bother to apologize. BTW, my number dey down there

TribalEAST: what if its only you mother she insulted, would you walk away? Well, if your mother is not precious.

Annie2gud: Look@them...happy abt dia beating feats.Any Guy that tries that,on my sister eeh,i ll make sure,he wont sit with his mould(anus)for five years.I Aint kidding.

Judging from what you just said, you be lawyer....

Lol. Ever seen a man that slaps you and commands you to keep quiet at the same time

Flytefalls: Fair game .

My fiancé doesn't do pillow fights like the movies, I get what I give

[size=20pt]Violence does not solve problems kids[/size]

Fixed....

So, you think say him go pity you abi

Baybe: If she attacks you verbally, defend yourself verbally

You can go physical on her only if she attacks you with a dangerous weapon (gun, knife)

TribalEAST: i always knew i would find you here doing your a.55-licking job.

troy20: you seem like a really troubled fellow stalking anything that has an (f) in its monikar.you no de do am well bro.

No mind am... People like us gat them chasing us... Na lie?