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When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:35am On Nov 22, 2013 |
I know it is kinda weird. In fact, I feel weird opening this topic but then, what has been done had already been done. My colleague and friend is a gentle guy and hardly fights. The last time I got him angry, he threatened to smash my face with his laptop. Me? I quickly kept quite and faced my work like a serious worker. I did that partly because I saw something like fire jump out of his eyes. This guy don't get angry o, so him threatening me now points to the fact that it aint empty. Days later, he came into the office, he was heaving up and down. I wondered why. The driver in my office came in and started laughing. My friend just ignored him. So me na, as per amebo, I asked the other guy.... "O boy, na wetin happen na?" He suppressed his laughter and narrated this to me. "We were coming back from where we went to serve processes when I decided to stop and buy recharge card. Hmmm.. One of the recharge card sellers just started abusing him (my colleague that was breathing like a belabored goat). Calling him a womanizer and why he had to call one of them aside just to buy recharge card the previous day. He had tried to maintain his cool but the girl kept on abusing him and when he had told her to mind her business, she took it a step higher. She abused his mum. She said, na your mama go mind her business, no be me. The rest is history o. He slapped, kicked, punched and flogged the girl eh. People had to hold him. Me I was just watching because I have been planing to beat her but you know na, I don't beat women." He ended his story. Trust me, I made fun out of the whole thing o. But seriously, some women can push someone to the wall with their mouths. A slap a day keeps the world peaceful. What do you think? 4 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Kslib(m): 11:41am On Nov 22, 2013 |
I think most females use the 'Never slap/beat a female' line to their advantage! And i find it annoying.. Well, personally, I can never slap a woman but a B.itch, hell ya!! There is a difference between a woman and a b.itch.. I think that recharge card lady kinda falls into the b.itch category!! 3 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 11:42am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Aggravated assault. 6 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:44am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Me... Some women really need beatings to keep them in place. Forget about "never touch a lady thing". I go so mend you eh, you go understand why them call you the weaker sex. Call me whatever, but damn, so women can be so annoying 2 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 11:47am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Never ever slap a lady Your friend should've just walked away 8 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 11:51am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Baybe: Never ever slap a ladyIf a lady attacks yu, defending yourself is legal |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 11:54am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Aggravated assault.i always knew i would find you here doing your a.55-licking job. 9 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:54am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Yeah... Walai, inside bus na so this woman slap this man. Yehhhhh... Everybody shock. Nobody say anything. The man just smile, come keep quiet. As the woman reach bus stop come down, dey feel like superstar, na so the man come down... **Read in slow motion** Slap her, backhand her, clear her, come add like five slaps. Him waka enter inside car. O boy, we abuse that man till we reach final bus stop o. But for where, nobody get mind revenge for the woman. Him beat her like say na fellow man and who go wan try revenge? 3 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 11:55am On Nov 22, 2013 |
TribalEAST: i always knew i would find you here doing your a.55-licking job.Are you stalking me now? 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:56am On Nov 22, 2013 |
TribalEAST: i always knew i would find you here doing your a.55-licking job. And what are you? gay? |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 11:56am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:If she attacks you verbally, defend yourself verbally You can go physical on her only if she attacks you with a dangerous weapon (gun, knife) 7 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 11:56am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:what if its only you mother she insulted, would you walk away? Well, if your mother is not precious. |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 11:57am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Fair game . My fiancé doesn't do pillow fights like the movies, I get what I give [size=3pt]Violence is does not solve problems kids[/size] |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:58am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Baybe: If she attacks you verbally, defend yourself verbally See, do you know why men have Adam's apple? Figure it out. What the mouth can't do, the fist does it better 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Annie2gud(f): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Look@them...happy abt dia beating feats.Any Guy that tries that,on my sister eeh,i ll make sure,he wont sit with his mould(anus)for five years.I Aint kidding. 3 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 11:59am On Nov 22, 2013 |
Flytefalls: Fair game . Fixed.... So, you think say him go pity you abi |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Annie2gud: Look@them...happy abt dia beating feats.Any Guy that tries that,on my sister eeh,i ll make sure,he wont sit with his mould(anus)for five years.I Aint kidding. Judging from what you just said, you be lawyer.... Lol. Ever seen a man that slaps you and commands you to keep quiet at the same time 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
TribalEAST: what if its only you mother she insulted, would you walk away? Well, if your mother is not precious. |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:01pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Baybe: If she attacks you verbally, defend yourself verballyIf she attacks verbally, you have no right to hit her but if she goes violent.......the line has been crossed. But even at that, you can still walk away 4 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Foxy_Flow:Please tell me. Why? |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
TribalEAST: what if its only you mother she insulted, would you walk away? Well, if your mother is not precious.Insult her mother back then else, walk away 3 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by BarryX(m): 12:03pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Slapping is necessary in self-defence. But a woman shouldn't be the first to raise her hand on a man because the end result is not always pleasant to the latter party. The end-result words are always the funniest , like "if you see your fellow man now, you no go fit fight am " Lady shut a hell up -- you started it in the first place 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:03pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:it is only a jobless person dat'll stalk you. All a person needs to do to catch u is to open a thread that supports beating women...and GBAM!, you are stucked in the trap of a successful hunter cos he used your favourite meal as the bait. 3 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:03pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Walk away and get slap another day. You no know women? The moment you start walking away, they start stalking you and slapping you 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:Now you're talking |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
What do you do when your younger sister insult you? Answer: You correct her... So I say, CORRECT any street lady who act like a younger sister. 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Baybe: Please tell me. Why? According to myths of the ancient world, man spoke so much that the creator had to put an apple in his throat to reduce his speech. Now, whenever he wants to talk, most time when angry, the words don't come out. Instead, fists, slaps and kicks comes out. You know how stammerer dey behave na 2 Likes |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:05pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
BarryX: Slapping is necessary in self-defence. |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:05pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Acidosis: What do you do when your younger sister insult you? Yes. With a slap 1 Like |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Annie2gud: Look@them...happy abt dia beating feats.Any Guy that tries that,on my sister eeh,i ll make sure,he wont sit with his mould(anus)for five years.I Aint kidding. |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Karleb(m): 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:*Coughs* excuse me... you mean you'll walk away if a lady goes voilent on you?. |
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Mynd_44:dats catfight. A guy would look stupid doing dat. |
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