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Literature / Re: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 10:01am On Jun 04, 2017
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Literature / Re: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 9:59am On Jun 04, 2017
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Literature / Re: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 9:57am On Jun 04, 2017
MAY, 2004 (2)

The year was 2001 and we were in primary school. I, my sister and my elder brother who schooled in De-Larfel, a secondary school, all in Shagari Quarters. I remember coming to school that morning with my sister and elder brother who branched and went to his own school. After the morning assembly, we all went to our classes and teaching for the day started.

I don't know what drew me out of the class that morning. Maybe it was to ease myself or play some pranks with my friends that I came outside. After maneuvering the turn that led me to the building where the restroom of the school lied, I came upon my mother and the headmaster, Mr. Phillip. My mother comes to the school once in a blue moon. Sometimes to pay our fees, other times to attend to one thing or another. I and my sister always bragged that not even one student had seen our dad. I was happy to see Mama but I dared not show it else the headmaster will have my head. I checked myself well to see that my shirt was well tucked into my shorts. And my shoe lace was not dangling.

As I walked close to them, I overheard Mr. Phillip saying to my mother:

"Sister Hassan, go back home. God is in control. He will protect the children."

Mother shook her head vigorously. "God is in control that's why I am here to pick my children. I advice you to allow other children go so that they can reunite with their families. I saw those 'yandabba with huge knives, cutlasses, cudgels, giant sickles and go-to-hells. They should be here anytime soon."

"Hmmm, Sister Hassan", Mr. Phillip called my mother, "are you sure you are not adding your stories just to allow me let your children go?"

"You can say whatever you like. Just give my kids to me."

Mother was adamant. Mr. Phillip stood thinking for a while with his hand scratching his chin. He wanted to say something when the gate burst open and a fat woman sauntered into the school compound. This one wasn't smiling and was not doing sister sister like my mother. Her eyes were red and her voice near hysterical.

"Mr. Phillip, give me my children let me go. These Hausa people have started again. They are burning tires and shops at Zoo Road."

Nobody noticed me. I was just inconsequential. Before Mr. Phillip could react to that one too, a man barged inside. The headmaster needed no more again to be convinced that the situation was a critical one. Funny thing is, he turned to me without looking around. That means he had noticed my presence a long time ago.

"You, go to primary five and tell them to ring the bell."

It was still morning and we had just left the assembly a while back. Now imagine ringing the bell at that period. The first thing that comes to the mind of a child is break period and play. So when the sound of the bell tore through the school, the scream that followed was a joyful one. As children poured out of their classrooms, they saw the headmaster and the assistant headmaster standing. Teachers that followed the children just to know what's wrong saw the duo and joined them on the raised platform meant for teachers while the assistant class teachers stayed at the rear to control the children and make them form an orderly line.

"Good morning children..."

Mr. Phillip began a speech he did not finish. The gate swung open and a woman screamed.

"Give me my children. Do you them to die? The 'yandabba are already headed in this direction."

That was when all hell broke lose. My mother was standing with us on the line already so she just grabbed us and dragged us through the gate before the pandemonium of people trying to pass through the gate at once. Children were crying looking for their parents. Parents who came to pick their wards and saw the catasylmic mumbo jumbo that was happening burst out into tears. When we got outside the gate, there, outside in his slightly pink uniform was my brother. Mother had gone to pick him from his school first before making her way to ours.

"Oya, kume gwonyu ola me owo. Kanyi ka ko lo."
*Alright, you all should hold hands together, hurry up and let's get going.*

And thus the journey began. We started walking and running home. But home was far for the way was still long. At the end or beginning of the street, depending on which way you used to enter 11th Street, Shagari Quarters, lied a giant football field. We cross the field daily on our way home, follow through Sabon Madille down to Sheka market before bursting out in Tudun Maliki.

After crossing the field, still holding unto ourselves, we faced the Sabon Madille road. But down the street were people coming chanting war songs or more like reciting:

"La ihla ah ihla la!"

While some shouted:

"Allahu Akbar!"

We screeched to a halt. Mama was confused as to where to go. But I had an idea. In front of us was my classmate house, Abbas. I looked at my mother.

"Mama, see my friend for school house here. Make we go there."

Truly, Abbas, still in his school uniform stood outside with his mother and some other women. The women were talking excitedly on top of their voices. My mother dragged us and approached them.

"Dan Allah, gasu nan zuwa. Ku 'boye ni da 'yayyar ta."
*I beg you in the name of God, hide me and my kids. The bad guys are coming.*

I had smiled and waved at Abbas but the look he gave me was cold. Mother while making that speech was advancing at the same time. The other women on hearing the news ran into the house while one stood and barred mama from getting in.

"Ai ni bazan bar kafirai su shigo mini gida ba."
*I'm not going to allow infidels into my house.*

With that she bolted the door, right there on our faces. Mother knocked hard on the door but it wasn't opened. One way home was blocked already by the advancing 'yandabba. Remaining the other, which is through 4th Street express road. Mother had initially said we wouldn't follow there as it was dangerous.

"Haba Hajiya. Ki yi musu afua. Koma ba dan ita ba, ki duba jinjjirai da suka hannun ta. Ki tausayya mata ki bar su su shigo. Nan da mintina talatin, zasu wuce gida."
*Please Hajiya, consider them. Even if it is not for the woman, think about the kids she is holding. Have pity on her and allow them enter. In thirty minutes time, they should be on their way.*

A voice pleaded passionately on our behalf. Soon the gate unlatched and the woman who had earlier locked the gate beckoned on us to come. My mother declined.

"Ni bazan shiga ba ki zo ki tura ni waje in suka zo."
*I will not enter for you to later push me outside when they come.*

Then she added.

"Oya hold your hands. We will follow the road and by God's grace we will get to the house with no one stopping us on the way."

We headed home using the road which was totally lonely. No bikes, no cars, no humans. We got home in one piece. The gate to the house was already locked. When it was opened, we realized that everybody had returned home. Even my father. He had gone to pick my elder brothers from their schools. My uncles too had left their places too with some neighbours who couldn't stay in their own houses. Everyone reunited. Then we waited patiently. We waited to see if we would be attacked.


To be continued...

#JoeyReminisces

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Literature / May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 7:43pm On Jun 03, 2017
MAY, 2004 (A TRUE LIFE STORY)

This is a short story that I will wrap up soonest. Your comments and views are welcome.

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All my life I've been hearing of stories of riots that had happened in the country. A young lad was I that had inspiration to become a lawyer then or at most a banker. I was good with my pen at that age and also with my balance sheets. I could also argue for Africa but never was I given a chance to participate in debates. The reason was I had speech defect. It wasn't exactly a disease. I just spoke too fast that it took careful listening to understand whatever it was that I was saying.

Born in the State of Kano in the early '90s, I grew up with the reality of having to evade the many almajiris that called for our blood. They used this term on us which I had thought to mean a Christian before. "Ar'naye". If you asked me then in Hausa,

"Kai daga wanne addini ne?"
*You are of what religion?*

In my innocence I'd answer:

"Ni ar'na ne."

I never knew my answer meant, "I am an infidel." The almajiris were always chasing us or breaking our heads with rocks so we virtually stayed inside our compound in Tudun Maliki, Zoo Road, Kano. One dared not look for trouble and your parents would be insulted indiscriminately without you having the power to react. Your reaction meant automatic wound on your head. I cannot count the number of times my head was stoned. I only got stitched once though. My head was strong.

In the night, we would crowd ourselves on the staircase of our neighbors and listen to moonlight stories. Those stories were always interesting. We would be told about the tortoise and his many adventures, about the rabbit and it's quick mouth and feet, the spider that had infallible wisdom and finally about the good and the bad family. The good always prevailed and the tortoise always entered into trouble. We only dispersed to our various houses at the shout of "NEPA!". By then we would watch the television till we fell asleep. The following day was always the same routine for us kids. The holidays were promising and fun. Even though we seldom travelled, we always had stories. Life was fun for the kids and manageable for the adults.

General Abdulsalam Abubakar had handed power back to the civilians in the person of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo. The 9/11 terrorists attacks on the World Trade Center held sway. Posters of the carnage was on every corner of the streets and people talked about it. Osama Bin Laden was the name on the lips of everyone then. People wondered what George Bush's counter action would be. He did not disappoint. He sent the US Army in to smoke Bin Laden out.

Then came the talks of Sharia law. A law that proposed cutting of hands in the case of stealing and women covering themselves with big hijab. Back then, a Hausa woman covered herself with "mayyafi". It is a veil that they used to cover their heads and throw across their shoulders. When the call for Sharia law gained momentum, hijab became a norm. Big ones for that matter. Hisbah was formed and 'yan Korso disappeared from Kano. These are the traditional Hausa dancers. You will find them at Gidan Zoo doing their thing. They performed daredevilry stunts and we as kids copied them. They were labeled "karuwai", prostitutes, arrested, while the others went into hiding.

As kids in Primary school, we attended Lipson Quality Nursery and Primary School. A long distance from home. It was there I saw the first display of violence but I did not understand because I was still a little child with a carefree mind. But even as a child, I witnessed tribalism firsthand. Funny enough, I knew it would take grace for us not to get killed that day.

To be continued....
#JoeyWrites

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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by FoxyFlow(m): 5:34pm On May 21, 2017
Self righteous people made this thread boring I swear. If you no get something to share, keep quiet. Nobody call you as judge come. I been wan share but as the thread no make sense from page one to ten, I think I will pass!

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Politics / Nigerians And Sentiments by FoxyFlow(m): 9:19am On May 21, 2017
Great words have found a way to be plagiarized and rendered unoriginal but great writings have stood the test of time. Like the Chinese whispers, along the line it becomes adulterated with everybody rendering his perception of the words spoken. You want to preserve the originality? Put it in writing.

Good morning and a happy Sunday to you all. A beautiful day no doubt and a day reserved to worship God in all his glory. I know other days and every other time could be used to worship God but the sanctity of Sundays and how everyone goes out in the morning makes it a special day. Fellowship with the brethren. Ain't it wonderful!

The days are evil and the world is slowly edging towards anarchy and a total breakdown in law and order. Laws and order put down by men to checkmate themselves. All over the world if you are an ardent reader and one who follows the happenings of the different States, you will realise that the time bomb is ticking and it is a matter of time before it finally explodes. From the United States down to Nigeria, everyone is unsatisfied with their governments. I am not hear to discuss that though. I leave politics to the politicians.

It is the reality of things in this country that I want to discuss. I hope I hit the nail on the head and avoid beating around the bush so you don't get bored along the line. Question to spur my discourse is this....: Do Nigerians really care for the poor or it is just a whipped up sentimentality?

Alright, let me break it down. The major reason why Nigerians voted for Chief Olusegun Obasanjo was because of the fact that he was incarcerated by the junta of General Sani Abacha. People saw him as the MKO Abiola of that year. Maybe because Abiola had died earlier. When he became the flagbearer of the PDP, everyone went out to vote. My elder bro actually wept on the day of his swearing-in.

Next is Alhaji Musa Yar'adua. Nobody considered the fact that he was not totally fit. The story of his late brother paved way for him into the presidency. A man with such vision. Unfortunately he did not last. God save his soul.

Then came Dr. Ebele Goodluck Jonathan. He had no shoes. Since he had no shoes he would make sure every Nigerian got a shoe. He was voted in. He knew poverty and would definitely emancipate us from it. It was during his tenure that stealing and corruption got a new definition.

Now President Muhammadu Buhari. He tried a couple of times. When the story changed and Nigerians were told that he had no house of his own, ownd only cattle and borrowed money to buy his form, what happened? Sentiments sets in and everyone campaigned for him. The argument was he was going to fight corruption and usher Nigeria into a new dimension. A Dollar being equal to a Naira was a proposition no Nigerian could refuse. A litre of petrol for N45 added finishing touches to the story. We just took everything, hook, line and sinker. Nobody considered his age. Well, some did but to the masses who felt they had been "suffering", it did not matter. What mattered to them was a change of government no matter how incompetent and ill prepared they were. A government of change and chance.

I love my country. And I had resolved a long time ago not to involve myself in any of the political finger pointing and blame games. No. I am only writing to buttress a point. Nigerians and sentimentality.

Just yesterday Breeze FM, a Radio Station in Lafia, the Capital of Nasarawa State was demolished. What was the reason stated in online sites? It announced or more of broke the news that workers intend to go on strike because of the backlog of salaries being owed them. I looked at the pictures of the building and saw the X red mark and a message from NUDPA (Nasarawa Urban Development Plan Agency) saying "Show your plan" and then "To be demolished" attached somewhere.

I have lived in a house that had those same markings and to be sincere with you all, when I pointed it out to the landlord, his reply was this:

"Kowai ka bar su. Kudi kowai suke nema."

Translated:

"Leave them alone, they are only after money."

And true to his words, he settled them and painted the markings out. Nobody came to demolish the place. But tell me, a place is painted after it announced a brewing news, something that is not false. A whole lot of civil servants are currently languishing under the strains of cashlessness. We remember vividly the shootings that happened last year. Now a radio station is demolished for voicing out the plight of people who would be shot at should they protest. Article 4 comes to mind. This is acne to suppressing press rights and gagging freedom of speech and expression. Why demolish a building you just served notice a couple of days ago?

A story is told about the alleged persecution of the State Governor and how people rallied behind him because of that fact. Now the State governor is treading on the same path he was bullied on. Talk of smoking cigarettes in honour of the man who had died of lung cancer. Buildings and shops, source of people's livelihood were demolished and compensations yet to be paid. The area too remains undeveloped. No road expansion, no drainage system.

It is a pity that Nigerians would still clamour behind the so called "poor" and "talakawas" instead of the qualified and those who can actually get the job done. Nigeria will only start moving forward if we chose our leaders based on their abilities and capabilities. Please don't bring up "poor Efe" and Big Brother Naija.


The end...

#JoeyWrites
Romance / Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by FoxyFlow(m): 7:23pm On May 16, 2017
She did not know when I entered. She farted a long loud on, used her hand to trap the gas, smelt it and now said:

"Thank God say e no dey smell!"


Who else thinks I'm lying?

Follow my story tori Olorun....


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No dull moment....

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by FoxyFlow(m): 11:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
Two kind of thunder dey DDeliverer head....

Hehehe...

caught me though...

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