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Literature / Re: Love And Money (a Short Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 5:12pm On Aug 27, 2018
Austema:
How can you say it is the end, you must continue o, it make sense die

E don end oo... If I continue, I fit no finish am like my other stories...

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Literature / Love And Money (a Short Story) by FoxyFlow(m): 4:57pm On Aug 27, 2018
Bayo looked at the picture in front of him. It was the framed picture of Atinuke, his heartthrob. He missed her so much that some nights he sees her dressed in rose dancing to the song coming from his croaky stereo.

"I shall marry you Atinuke. I will make money and make you mine." He always said to her.

"You should do that quickly. My father may give me to Alao, the biggest merchant of pepper in Oshogbo." She would reply.

Bayo wished he had the money. Done with schooling and with a 2.1 CGPA, he hadn't been able to get something worth doing. All the applications he had written and the interviews he had gone to amounted to nothing. He was desperate. There was no way he could live life without Atinuke.

Suddenly the light on his Tecno Y3 started blinking. A call had come through. Picking his phone, he looked at the screen. It was his childhood friend.

"Hey, Chibuzor, how far na?" He asked. Bayo could hear the loud protests of the worms in his stomach.

"Baba, I dey o. Where you dey na?" Chibuzor asked from the other end. His voice sounded an octave higher than what Bayo was used to. His friend was super excited.

"I dey for house na. Where else I wan dey? Buhari still be President o."

"Omo, I dey show now now. Just pam wait for me." Chibuzor said as he ended the call.

Bayo looked at his phone and shook his head. He wondered why Chibuzor was excited. Well, he must have gotten a job, he concluded as he stood up and made his way outside to douse his head with water. People say that pouring water at intervals on the head have a way of calming hunger down. Bayo believed that too.

He was still feeling the coolness of the water when he heard the sound of jamming stereo. A car was driving down his street towards the one shop apartment he occupied as his house. Lifting his head up, he looked through the windscreen to see Chibuzor behind the wheel. Bayo was shocked. Maybe Chibuzor had become a driver. Imagine a graduate becoming a driver because the leaders of the country chose to enrich themselves than provide job for the citizenry.

"Ogbeni, fara baale!" Chibuzor screamed as he jumped out of the car. A clean Infinity Jeep.

"Omo Igbo, how far na?" Bayo asked too weak to move towards Chibuzor. It wasn't like his friend was smelling. On the contrary, his friend appeared well dressed with golden chains dangling from his neck. He also held a bottle of champagne and some wads of Naira notes in his hand.

"Guy, show your person love na. Move enter my hand na. Abi you no wan celebrate my success?" Chibuzor asked laughing obviously enjoying the effect he was having on Bayo.

Moments later, in one of the biggest restaurant in town and eating a whole chicken with a big bottle of Udeme 1749 by his side, Bayo asked Chibuzor the secret behind his success.

"Omo, you remember that my girlfriend? That one wey I say I wan marry?" Chibuzor asked.

"Aisha, that Hausa girl. I remember her na. What about her?" Bayo asked.

"Omo, I plus her." Chibuzor replied coldly.

His reply shook Bayo to his very marrows. Chibuzor had sacrificed his girlfriend, someone he said he loved on the altar of personal gains and ambitions. He had killed someone so maga would pay in Dollars. And here is he, Bayo, enjoying the proceeds of an ill gotten wealth. Blood money.

"O boy, na the way be that?" Bayo asked slowly, the fleshy, tasty chicken suddenly becoming sawdust in his mouth.

"Omo, na the only way o. Ehen, what of Atinuke na?" Chibuzor asked innocently.

Bayo looked at his friend and pictured himself landing the bottle of Big Stout on his head and using its shrapnel to slit the jugular in his neck.

Him, Bayo, use his girlfriend for money rituals? The world truly has gone below the dogs, it is now contending with the slime of the earth.

The end.

LOVE AND MONEY

Joey

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Crime / Re: Man Tears Own Intestines While Pushing Boiled Eggs Down Anus by FoxyFlow(m): 8:55am On Aug 27, 2018
SarakiBukola:


Except you are talking about the Catholic Mass....it's Planet Mars***


grin grin grin grin grin





I rush type am but since you don quote me, ?I no go modify am again...
Crime / Re: BREAKING NEWS Mass Shooting At Jacksonville, Florida. Multiple People Dead by FoxyFlow(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2018
I am not against gun laws oh...

But this is America sef... What do we expect?
Crime / Re: Man Tears Own Intestines While Pushing Boiled Eggs Down Anus by FoxyFlow(m): 8:59pm On Aug 26, 2018
Bleep this world, I'm leaving for mass!
Romance / Re: How Can I Confess, Pls Help Me by FoxyFlow(m): 8:38pm On Aug 26, 2018
Okay Indian, we have hear you.

Now go and sin no more...

Shey we are now representatives of your brother na....
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Housemaids Killed By Their Bosses In Saudi Arabia. Photos by FoxyFlow(m): 7:44pm On Aug 26, 2018
SolutionMee:
The Boss did the right thing by teaching them the lesson of their life

Why will two young girls sleep and focus in the same direction

At their age, I never thought of travelling out of Nigeria

I didn't even think of making money

I only focused on my studies and how to become somebody in life

And today, I'm finally in the Western world

US to be precise

Whenever they have the opportunity to live as a human on this planet

Never again will they travel to overseas at a tender age

Kudos to their boss once again

Though the killing wasn't intentional but she still did the right thing after all



[size=18pt]You want to know who a fool is? Bro, I will show you.

Now walk to the mirror

Look at it

You see the face staring back at you?

That is a fool!

Ndiara![/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Favour Iwueze Biography, Age, Husband: Destiny Kid's Profile (Pre-Wedding Photo) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:46pm On Aug 25, 2018
Las las the girl senior me!!!

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Romance / Re: I Lost My Eyes In 2016 When My Brother Shot Me 5 Times - Nigeria Lady by FoxyFlow(m): 11:23am On Aug 25, 2018
Saintsammurai:
Wow this is sad!!!!
Such a cute lady..

This is why i don't take alcohol,,, since i was born,, i have only taken alcohol on two different occasions,,, no jokes...

My friends and family members all knows that i don't take alcohol..
I'm the kind of guy that is neither an introvert or an extroverted..
I'm in the balance..
I try not to embarrass myself in public,,, alcohol can make people do and say things they will regret for life..

Stay away from alcohol or drink responsibly,, know your limit or you end up like Tagbo.. davido's former friend..

I no really how this post and your family history carry relate.
Romance / Re: Passengers Having Sex In Traffic In Benin Caught by FoxyFlow(m): 11:12am On Aug 25, 2018
author1:
only God fit save us for nigeria.

Bros, this thing dey happen everywhere. No dey bring God inside this matter. This world case don tire am finish!

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Business / Re: That New Notes Criminal Syndicate In Our CBN by FoxyFlow(m): 3:36pm On Aug 23, 2018
flex04:



come! come! why are you making it sound too dollaristic, why the bill bill

na naira note abeg grin grin


Hehehe.... I don Americanize oo


grin grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Little Boy Storms Out Of Family Gathering After Being Denied Swimming by FoxyFlow(m): 3:34pm On Aug 23, 2018
Please block that guy advertising data biko. He makes scrolling through Nairaland a huge task!

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Business / Re: That New Notes Criminal Syndicate In Our CBN by FoxyFlow(m): 3:24pm On Aug 23, 2018
FALZ said it. What else do you need to know? There is a rumour self that the hundred Naira bill was last printed 2015 and I find it to be true. All the hundred Naira bills I have held were minted in the year 2015. Are they trying to stop its production? Why do we have scarcity of the bills? Even the new ones circulating are dated 2015.

I am not trying to start something but we all know the outburst of them people that year over the centinary notes....

Make I dey go...

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Phones / Re: This Young Bitcoin Millionaire Designed A Real-life Dr. Octopus Suit. (PHOTOS) by FoxyFlow(m): 2:59pm On Aug 23, 2018
Our youths from Aba made an electric tricyle. Shey that is something init?
Celebrities / Re: Favour Iwueze Is Getting Married (Pre-Wedding Photos) by FoxyFlow(m): 2:54pm On Aug 23, 2018
Noel1:
Don't worry. You'll soon have another crush.

Lol... Nope... I don matured pass that one... Now na marriage things dey for my mind...
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo Adeoye Went Straight To Pulpit After She Had Just Lost A Baby by FoxyFlow(m): 2:45pm On Aug 23, 2018
Hold up! This is meant to be a testimony shey? But I see it as amebo and disclosing some secret. Did the Pastor Mrs. Adeoye send this one?

See, make we forget matters, some testimony sha get as e be when na some kind hidden secret e dey reveal.

I don say my own....

**Goes back to smoking Arizona**

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Crime / Re: Confession Of 3 Yahoo Boys Arrested For Cultism by FoxyFlow(m): 11:47am On Aug 23, 2018
I commented on a thread that haS A YAHOO boy vomiting money and haven't been able to check my mention since then. Please release my mentions oooo
Celebrities / Re: Favour Iwueze Is Getting Married (Pre-Wedding Photos) by FoxyFlow(m): 10:06am On Aug 23, 2018
rosalieene:


That's where she found love

Yes o... The older the wine, the better the taste shey?

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Celebrities / Re: Favour Iwueze Is Getting Married (Pre-Wedding Photos) by FoxyFlow(m): 9:56am On Aug 23, 2018
Let me say it here and now.... I had a very huge crush on her and I even looked forward to the day we will finally meet. That day will never come.... I feel so sad for myself and happy for her that she's finally settling down with the man of her dreams.

One question though....


Why the guy take style old?

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Car Talk / Re: See How Long It Takes The World’s Richest People To Pay Off Their Cars by FoxyFlow(m): 8:43pm On Aug 22, 2018
And it will take Nigeria how long to offload its debt?
Business / Re: Bar Manager Walks Out Underage Boys Who Came To Drink Beer In His Bar by FoxyFlow(m): 8:25pm On Aug 22, 2018
Since the boys were "WALKED" out, that means they can become the Presidents of Nigeria. Since our President, PMB is fit to run because he can walk 800 meters, then these boys should lead us since they walked in and were walked out.

I don't know how my reaction relates to the topic. I am just pieced at everything. Buhari handlers are doing a very bad job wallahi!

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shot An Accident Victim In Delta & Ran Away - Prince Harrison (Photos) by FoxyFlow(m): 5:21pm On Aug 22, 2018
Responding to treatment like the late NYSC member did before we learnt she died shey? With our substandard health facilities, a lot of lives that should have been saved would just go the other way.

Quick recovery but if you no make am.... Well, Recover in Peace (RIP)
Health / Re: Please What's This Skin Deformity? (Semi Graphic) by FoxyFlow(m): 3:49pm On Aug 21, 2018
winkmart:
See a dermatologist and do HIV TEST

This one weak me gan!

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Officially Announced 2018 Batch B Stream II Call-up Letter Date -screenshot by FoxyFlow(m): 12:34pm On Aug 21, 2018
Rozaytee:
they there na...u know d kind of country u are in...u better keep praying for good luck to follow u and stop yanning jaz

Hard and smart work puts you in the place where good luck will find you dear...

-Umartins, 2018
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Plus Boy Caught On Camera Vomiting Millions by FoxyFlow(m): 12:33pm On Aug 21, 2018
WTF!!!

Watched the video and I am effing speechless. Damn it! The length people go just to have money to cause rain in the club. And the sound the nigga was making. Jesus is Lord!

God go help us sha.... This world, na us go use our hand destroy am!
Celebrities / Re: Big Church Foundation Unveils Ali Nuhu, Falcons As Ambassadors For Social Change by FoxyFlow(m): 11:25am On Aug 21, 2018
KenModi:


Dude we are not one.

Before the amalgamation by Lord Lugard, were we one??

We are just a collection of ethnic groups forced together by the British for their selfish gains.

One Africa, I understand but one Nigeria is only a product of colonialism.

Oga, we are one now, deal with it!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Officially Announced 2018 Batch B Stream II Call-up Letter Date -screenshot by FoxyFlow(m): 11:24am On Aug 21, 2018
Rozaytee:
lies i've met an OND holder who earns 80k...and a bsc holder on 20 to 15k....cert no matter na ur luck and baba God oo

I earned more than a lot of degree holders once too. But that said, you know the direction from which I am driving at. Stop trying to cover it up with luck madam....
Celebrities / Re: Big Church Foundation Unveils Ali Nuhu, Falcons As Ambassadors For Social Change by FoxyFlow(m): 11:22am On Aug 21, 2018
007inc:

Connecting bridges kee u dia

Thunder fire you dia too
Celebrities / Re: Big Church Foundation Unveils Ali Nuhu, Falcons As Ambassadors For Social Change by FoxyFlow(m): 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2018
Connecting bridges.

That is what we need in Nigeria.

Things should be done without considering the ethnic and tribal rule.

We are all one, whether you are from the East, West, North or South. Nigeria daya ne...

Congratulations sha...

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