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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:07pm On Nov 22, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

Yes. With a slap grin grin

So long you correct her grin grin



But hy! Don't touch your woman.. smiley
You're one
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:07pm On Nov 22, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

According to myths of the ancient world, man spoke so much that the creator had to put an apple in his throat to reduce his speech. Now, whenever he wants to talk, most time when angry, the words don't come out. Instead, fists, slaps and kicks comes out. You know how stammerer dey behave na grin grin
Udonminit! gringrin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:07pm On Nov 22, 2013
Acidosis: What do you do when your younger sister insult you?

Answer: You correct her...


So I say, CORRECT any street lady who act like a younger sister.
if your younger sister is married and she insults you, correct her and see what her husband will do to you

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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
if your younger sister is married and she insults you, correct her and see what her husband will do to you

grin grin grin grin grin

You eh grin grin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2013
Baybe: gringringrin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Her words scare me oo grin grin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2013
Baybe: Udonminit! gringrin

angry angry angry angry

Oya, make me angry grin grin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2013
Karleb: *Coughs* excuse me... you mean you'll walk away if a lady goes voilent on you?.
Slap me and I will walk away. Continuous attack will earn you something different
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Karleb(m): 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2013
Acidosis: What do you do when your younger sister insult you?
Answer: You correct her...
So I say, CORRECT any street lady who act like a younger sister.
Agreed. but how do u correct 'em?
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:10pm On Nov 22, 2013
TribalEAST: dats catfight. A guy would look stupid doing dat. angry
Sebi na you wan retaliate
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:10pm On Nov 22, 2013
Karleb: Agreed. but how do u correct 'em?

Go back to page 1, check the answer i gave. You are a bad student o angry angry
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2013
Acidosis:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Her words scare me oo grin grin
gringringrin

No go slap that kain babe o
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
if your younger sister is married and she insults you, correct her and see what her husband will do to you

and when her husband corrects her, I'll fold my hands..

Sorry, we don't sell our daughters.
My younger sister remains my younger sister (married or not).


N.B: I don't have a younger sister

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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:12pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
Sebi na you wan retaliate

Seriously, abusing a woman back is considered lack-of-manhood-ly...

When a woman abuses you, you either keep quiet, walk away or slap her (if na my mama, na wetin she go get)
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:12pm On Nov 22, 2013
Acidosis:

and when her husband corrects her, I'll fold my hands..

Sorry, we don't sell our daughters.
My younger sister remains my younger sister (married or not).


N.B: I don't have a younger sister

NO wonder!!! angry angry
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:12pm On Nov 22, 2013
Acidosis:

and when her husband corrects her, I'll fold my hands..

Sorry, we don't sell our daughters.
My younger sister remains my younger sister (married or not).


N.B: I don't have a younger sister
What happens when your brother-in-law panelbeats your wife?
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Karleb(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
Slap me and I will walk away. Continuous attack will earn you something different
All my hands can type is WAAOOO!!
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
Slap me and I will walk away. Continuous attack will earn you something different
na wa o! Anything to get LIKES from girls.

Oya, wat if she slapped you mother? angry

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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Karleb(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2013
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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Dannyxy(m): 12:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
As long as you don't attack me, i won't touch you.. I can't touch a woman(they are so soft and tender).. i can't fight with bi.tches too, but i can beat the hell out of them.. I hate bi.tches
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Annie2gud(f): 12:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
@flow..not really.Had an expirience back in the days,when i was stil naive.the sackRag was@fault,but voila..I felt the slap.i just smiled,packaged my pride and left.i waited like a month.after the guy has finished boasting.my elder bros,by Name brown,mobilised mopols,and army,mehn the beatin no be here o.the guy was frogged jump around the entire neiborhood.strip nak..ed,and and i had to slap him back.that incidence,led the guy packin away from the environment.he was publicely flogged on his buttocks.daz it.now i'm wiser and And grown now.mehn no Baga can try such with me.u ll surely rot in jail.
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
Karleb: Agreed. but how do u correct 'em?

The magnitude of correction is proportional to the offence to be corrected..

Rod or Words (all na correction)
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
TribalEAST: na wa o! Anything to get LIKES from girls.

Oya, wat if she slapped you mother? angry

Owk... You have MYND in your mynd. Why you dey always attack am self?
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

angry angry angry angry

Oya, make me angry grin grin
Watch out gringrin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
Dannyxy: As long as you don't attack me, i won't touch you.. I can't touch a woman(they are so soft and tender).. i can't fight with bi.tches too, but i can beat the hell out of them.. I hate bi.tches

grin grin grin grin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
TribalEAST: na wa o! Anything to get LIKES from girls.

Oya, wat if she slapped you mother? angry
she will be spending the next 9 months in jail for assault.
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

NO wonder!!! angry angry
grin grin
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:16pm On Nov 22, 2013
Annie2gud: @flow..not really.Had an expirience back in the days,when i was stil naive.the sackRag was@fault,but voila..I felt the slap.i just smiled,packaged my pride and left.i waited like a month.after the guy has finished boasting.my elder bros,by Name brown,mobilised mopols,and army,mehn the beatin no be here o.the guy was frogged jump around the entire neiborhood.strip nak..ed,and and i had to slap him back.that incidence,led the guy packin away from the environment.he was publicely flogged on his buttocks.daz it.now i'm wiser and And grown now.mehn no Baga can try such with me.u ll surely rot in jail.

Owk. You get police and soldiers as family members. You for tell me since na grin grin

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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Annie2gud(f): 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2013
The point is...i hate nigga's with such slappin syndrome.why slap or beat,when you can easily walk away...huh?

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Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by FoxyFlow(m): 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2013
Baybe: Watch out gringrin

I dey wait angry angry
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Mynd44: 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

Owk... You have MYND in your mynd. Why you dey always attack am self?
cos I said GEJ is a clueless and brain dead toad
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 22, 2013
Annie2gud: @flow..not really.Had an expirience back in the days,when i was stil naive.the sackRag was@fault,but voila..I felt the slap.i just smiled,packaged my pride and left.i waited like a month.after the guy has finished boasting.my elder bros,by Name brown,mobilised mopols,and army,mehn the beatin no be here o.the guy was frogged jump around the entire neiborhood.strip nak..ed,and and i had to slap him back.that incidence,led the guy packin away from the environment.he was publicely flogg
pics or it didnt happen undecided

LIAR
Re: When To Slap A Lady (drop Your Own) by Acidosis(m): 12:18pm On Nov 22, 2013
Mynd_44:
What happens when your brother-in-law panelbeats your wife?
grin grin grin

I'll keep him in prison for 100years...




N.B: The brother-in-law respects my "wife"..

grin grin

So, it can never happen..

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