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Good morning beautiful people..... I know I left without telling y'all. I'm sorry. You cannot combine writing and academics in my school. Okay, not writing, I mean, nairalanding.

Make una no vex. As we don dey holiday so, as long as I get light for my phone, I go dey try update small small, starting from this evening.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance....

Bless ya souls....

Make una manage the first story wey I write after I come back from school yesterday night. Na pure fiction....


THE SECRET LIFE OF FOXY

As Foxy stood pacing up and down, his heart and mind were in constant war. He tried as much as he could to understand what was happening to him. First, he had received an unsettling call: his father was ill. Then later a knock had sounded on his door. When he opened it, he discovered it was Rofiat, the girl he took close to two years chyking.

"Hey sweetheart, come in."

Foxy had told her, his eyes sparkling.

"No!"

She had replied curtly, her face set and a little fire darting from her eyes.

"Why honey? I've got great plans for us. I'm going to treat you fine, worship you, make you reach orgasm thunderously and bring you back to planet earth gently."

Foxy licked his lips as he said that. Phew, there was no escape, I repeat, none, as hearing bad news and ending up having sex to clear the mind.

Rofiat smiled sexily and stepped into the room. At first, she placed her hand gently on Foxy's chest. Dropped a little wet kiss on his lips and then moved back to look into his eyes longingly.

"Oh Foxy, I would really want all these to be done to my body. You know you are all I need but I've got a little problem."

Foxy was unrattled. As long as he would have a taste of that honey pot the thousandth time.

"Baby, it is not just your problem, it is our problem."

"Okay, we have a problem Foxy."

Rofiat corrected herself.

"What is our problem honey?"

Foxy asked, already stripped to his boxers and his mandibulus mamba raring its head high.

"We are pregnant."

Rofiat replied, pulling a strap from her bra and exposing her giant left breast.

When Foxy head the problem, the breast which had always appealed him lost its value. It became as a nuclear bomb and the smile on Rofiat face looked like what "The Joker" in Batman has on his face when killing people. His mamba deflated and shrunk back like a snail whose eyes had been touched.

"You... You are what!?"

Foxy stammered emphasically.

"We are pregnant."

Rofiat corrected.

The end...

#JoeyWrites

Good evening beautiful people...

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Hurray, a dedication for me. It are not easy I swear. Three dedications in one story.

Make I no form Olamide o jare. I know I told her but I have to state here too. If you don't blow your trumpet, someone else will. Bibijay123, forgive me ko.

I have only read the works of two female writers here on Nairaland. Ishilove and Bibijay and I dare say, they are both outstanding in what they do. To be candid with you guys, I hardly read a story that is has the tag (f) to it because of all this feminism stuffs, but in Ishilove and Bibijay, I found a companion.

Keep soaring high for the stars and galaxies won't be able to contain you guys. If there is another milky way, we will go there and conquer.

Who's with me? How many likes for Bibijay?

Happy Sunday people... What is happening na? Please analyze the last update...

See wicked twist. Kai!!!!

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Good morning.
Updates continues today.
Thank God it is Saturday...

edimahgurl:
Am tired ooo watz goin on here??till now u neva update huh?

Hello and good morning. Y'all ladies are complicated wallahi. You no know wetin I pass through for one of una hand. I'm sha back.

Dear readers,

Please sorry for the delay. I been dey get emotional issues and one only writes when the emotion is okay.

Sorry ko, abi make una tell me sorry self.

Let me address something again.

When I chose the title for this piece, I never knew Davidflo had worked on the same title in the year 2014. Like I said before in an earlier post, I followed his story but did not read it because I was trying to balance schooling and nairalanding. Y'all know how it works. Person fit fail I swear if him too dey Nairaland.

So imagine my surprise when his story popped up. I spent the whole night reading it and as it is, I can narrate the story to you again. The twists and turns and the killings plus the black widow epistle.

So you see, I had thought I was the first to come up with the title without knowing that it had registered in my subconscious after getting a glimpse of it two years ago.

I also pointed how in my earlier post two great writers wrote a poem using the same title. Professor Wole Soyinka and JP Clark, if I'm not mistaken and the title is "Abiku". I also did my own version of it.

Please put your mind to rest. The work is original, the title is....... Well, complete it.


Good morning to y'all and have a great Friday.

TGIF=!!

Please, I may not be updating for some days. Please bear with me.
CC: Bibijay123

Good morning great people.. sorry, afternoon. Sorry about yesterday....

Updates will flow in by evening. Have a blessed week people...

Please critically analyze the story from the beginning to where we currently are. I want to hear your humble opinions.

When I get like 5 or 10 critics, I will continue...


Thank you and have a blastful weekend....


"blastful" = poetic license...

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I am sorry please. I've been busy, trying to ply Mararaba Nyanya road is as crazy as eh.... The holdup no be here.

I just got home. Shall I begin...

Hello and good morning....

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katoto:
A beautiful intricately woven story foxy.U have got d flow.

Nagode baba na...

Dresden:
Chaiii see story ooo !!!just as foxy as he is,he kept flowing!!!pls some more in timaya voice jare

Good evening... One more update for the night...

MariamAlheri:
Oga Foxy, well done sir. I've read almost all ur stories here on NL and dey were awesome. This one promises to be too, but I just want to point out one thing...don't u think "I wanted going" and "I wanted talking" should be "I wanted to go" and "I wanted to talk/say" respectively? Thanks u sir and pls continue the good work.

I am not a grammarian but I feel both of them can be used interchangeably. I wanted coming to your place and I wanted to come to your place.... Figure it out. I no really sabi grammar, I just dey try. I fit make you fail exam oh.... Na my poetic license I dey use here. Some words here were created by me.

Thanks for reading, MariamAlheri... Ki gaishe mun da mutanen ki..

Behira:
for real i dnt kno anytin else abt u

Kaiiiii!!!!!

Behira, we need to talk... Whatsapp please... I agree but who be this loverboy?

I no know am ohhhhhh....

Behira:
My instinct told me

And you expect me to believe you?
Okay, let's play a game.. What else do you know about Joseph?

olipee:
Quite long I heard from dis man..............feeling the Flow I must confess........anticipation at it's peak right here.!!

Olipee bro... How far? Shey the babe finally agree?

Osmondinho:
FoxyFlow... I love the way you inter change the past with the present and you do it perfectly well also.



Am just asking you to increase the volume of the updates... Edakun... Epp Us



Am glued to the story!!!

Most definitely bro, will do that... Thank God you are not lost....

Shey you go teach me Yoruba ni?

Behira:
Not at all Joseph

And yeah, you had to call my name... Choi, so fair...

Who told you I'm Joseph?

Behira:
its a legal latin maxism which means buyer be aware. "Indirectly mean its not for sale"

Ohhhhhh.... Thanks for that. Oga ClassCaptain, your juju have finally worn off...

Behira, are you Indian?

Buzby007:
Thumbs up for you Mr writer. May God really bless you for this beautiful story. Waiting for more episodes ooooo


I believe it's high time you started making money from this.
I pray God will show you how shaa


Much love

Amen oh..

Thanks for reading...

mattyboy007:
Op.. i dey follow more ink to ya pen

Welcome boss.... Thanks for reading!

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eROCK247:
The story is quite captivating. Still struggling to connect the listening Justice to the one bin talked abt in d mother's story tho...many questions

I will take a little break from the listening Justice's part so as not to get you guys confused. I had to revisit his part so you won't get lost along the line when I make mention of him.

Thank you for reading boss.....

Gabbyraze:
I like how u go from past to present but please let your episodes be centralized,sometimes you let d past be about one character and the present be about another,what do I know?you are the boss

Delving into the past and returning to the present is to connect dots. You will find out in due time. Thank you so much for reading....

lumzybo:
@foxyflow, I think there is another story here on NL written by davidflo with the same title "The devil who loved me.

I'm sure the storyline will be different I just felt I shld bring this to ur notice.

#gracias

Good morning.... I explained this observation in an earlier post of mine. Thank you...