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HotNaijaBabe: It's a bribe Na.. I want Mazi to update fast fast.. Like, I can't wait.
#I.Won't.Derail.Again

Hahahaha

You just derailed it again because I'm sure gonna ask..... So you don't like what he is writing abi

HotNaijaBabe: *Draws Foxy closer, feels his bumbum*...
choi!!! Na for here dey hide Aso-rock? Foxy, why is your bum-bum this strong..
#And I used to think my bf has the strongest bum-bum in the whole world!

**Feels my bombom too**

Kai, FLOW, you get lots of explanation to give, see as I take lose babe now

flow1759: make me sef come sidon for ur lap? U go enjoy am oh

Flow, na after I talk you talk o, so na who first talk we go do am

HotNaijaBabe: U can too shout!! Oya, come sit on my Laps and don't derail this thread.

Hey, my bombom dey soft and e go size your laps well, just order the word

flow1759: foxy, u hear wetin Damex say make i tell u abi?

E be like say I read am. No mind that pally of mine, him want make my brain shut-down

This guy can never kill me

dayleke: Oga Foxy,make dat one rest now.
Mazi no go forgive you o,if Efe comes back now,she go wan continue but at least other people don
give their own insight too....

You know say you dey add to the derailment ba

I wanted to drop something but the only thing that keeps coming to my mind is "The Ugly One has Spoken, Efe, go jam caterpillar"

dayleke: @ Efe,
You and the rest of us have been following Mazi since his other diary(ies) and nobody especially the females
have complained,we just encouraged him and like you said you too agreed to co-author with him,
we all saw that on this thread,while all of a sudden will somebody say something and you will just jump on it like that?
I am not trying to defend Mazi because there is nothing to defend,he just tells it like it is.
The one that brought us to this point was when he wrote that "He is a sex addict".Everybody was saying it was a lie then and even asked him to prove it.
We are all at a point now where we are enjoying is "sexcapades",and somebody wants to derail it,please o.
If you felt that way from the beginning,you should have cautioned him,pls no offence.

PS,I don't usually comment on threads but I feel this time I have to say something.
Pls Efe,nothing personal o,I still respect your opinion though.

Don Mazi,I beg carry on,nothing do you...

Abeg tell her because she don dey get on my nerves

[quote author=Efemena_xy]What do you mean "spoil show"? For who precisely? The male folk here?? And how does that question "spoil show"?

You're a guy, so understandably you don't want him answering that.

Well, I'm female and have been an avid fan of his...even accepted his offer to co-author with him. So, I'd like to know what his views are on this.

Word of advice: it'll be better if you stop trying to defend him here. You're only succeeding in making him look bad, okay?[/quote]Now somebody just succeeded in derailing the thread

[quote author=flow1759]Damex no mind foxy him say him dey busy, i no know weda na busy for work abi na busy for bed.[/[/b]quote]

[b]You know na

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Spot on.

Mazi, it'll be interesting to get your response to this. Tell us, your female fans pls. Is this how you really view us? Nothing but cheap, easy toys for your sexu@l gratification??[/quote]Don't get this wrong, the poster above is just a trouble maker looking for a means of derailing this thread. You don't expect Mazi to go chasing goats and dogs na, it just have to be the female folks.

Please don't get me wrong


[quote author=style$co]Very nice story mazi.
Stumbled on the thread and started reading from the beginning.
You are a very good writer. The story is every man's fantasy and puts the female folk down a lot..like some toy for sexual gratification.
I think women deserve more respect.
Anyways its your story.
Very nice writing stlye makes it more intresting and easy to read.[/quote]Take your intentions somewhere else cos no one is ready to bring feminism and masculinism into play here. The next time you want to comment and you have nothing better to say, stick your fingers into a grinding machine.

Bolushalom: thanks y'all...

You better continue

I now get it, so because of the fact that this thread is called Mosquito Palaver, we have so many mosquitoes contending for attention abi

''Na who dey dia na, why the person just dey dia like say na im house be that''

Attai muttered to himself, his eyes bulging from the supressed poo he was trying too hard to contain. Anyone that sees him will think he was memorising a bible verse that had been taught in church. His breaths were in puffs and his face had turned to a mask in the process.

''Come, the smell of your poo no inspire you to know say you don too tay for inside that place?''

Attai spoke out for the first time since he had come there 30 minutes ago. The occupant of the single toilet in the compound seemed to have had problems with whatever he had eaten to spend so long a time in the toilet.

''Come, Attai, why you dey shout na, abi them tell you say poo na subject wey dem dey discuss openly?''

It was Jerry that spoke to him as he came to stand by his side with a buta in hand.

Attai did not look at his face, instead he concentrated on the buta he was holding in his hand. Why would Jerry decided to poo at this time of the day, why will he not wait till late in the night or very early in the morning when nobody will mind the smell of his poo. Jerry, a Kaduna boy is notorious for the kind of poo he shits each time he enters into the toilet. Legend has it that there was a time the landlord refused to call those that pack toilet to come and do their work but wanted to collect rent after numerous appeal from the tenants for him to reconsider. That fateful afternoon, he had come as usual and Attai had brought up the topic after the landlord knocked on his door. Jerry who was his neighbour had creeped silently from his room with a buta in his hand to the toilet, Attai watching him from the corner of his eye.

''Oga landlord, one day this toilet go over flow im bank o and na tsunami of smell we go get that day''

Attai was trying to hint the landlord as he went behind his curtain to grab a towel then pressed lots of perfume on it. This he kept closeby for the right time.

''No be only tsunami, na katrina. If you no pay by next week na under bridge get you abi dem tell you say I come Lagos come count the number of story buildings?''

The landlord barked. With his mouth opened wide he received the first dose abundantly. He choked on the air and made to jump into Attai's room but was met with a closed door. Attai layed on the ground, his towel firmly wrapped round his nose, you need no warning, any mistake will take you to LUTH.

The doors of the other rooms were banged shut that the only option left for the landlord was to run out of his own house. Jerry came out of the toilet refreshed but everyone waited till the smell had subsided 2 hours later before giving him a hero ceremony, he had driven the point home.

The toilet was cleared the very next day by the request of the landlord who had gone straight to the agency. He also demanded that the whole place be fumigated.

Attai shook his head clear as there was a creak on the door and the occupant of the toilet stepped out. The same Yemisi that had swore never to step into the toilet since that incident. She was sweating all over like she was doing something apart from shitting in the toilet. The stench that followed her was as annoying as her pimpled face, smelly garlic-onion like smell. Shawarma. She don chop awoof na, why e no go run her belle. Mtchw, all this Lagos chicks sef.

''You no fit wait make person finish poo? Abi you wan make I rush the poo?''

Yemisi asked Attain angrily. He looked at her, looked at the toilet, shook his head and turned to Jerry.

''You wan poo abi, I dey wait for you''

What insult could be greater than that. The smell of Jerry's poo was preferable.

''Na God go punish you, your nyash go block for there''

Yemisi screamed before dragging her big looking buttock out of sight. Why would the toilet not full on time with this kind of massive nyash bending over it.

''Jerry, pray make you no be toilet for your next life''

Attai spoke out before jumping into the toilet.

He spent minutes trying to get used to the after-smell of Yemisi's poo.

Jerry stood outside waiting for Attai who did his business quickly and bailed out of the toilet before like a thousand demons were chasing him.

Jerry smiled to himself as he stepped into the toilet, he had not gone to the toilet for 3 days and had gone to mama Ruka's place to purchase Agbo.


Well, that's a story for another day as Fashola had created a committee that looked into the commitee that deployed the sewage Agency to see how they can ban those shitting in toilets that were located in Ajegunle.

**Grinning like the devil**

flow1759: no be small hammer oh. BTW foxy where u dey since? its been long u came online.

Men, I busy o... But me dey alwayz read, I no just dey comment neh...

Haaaa..... Flow don hammer... Now na im una go understand wetin e mean to be called that fine, yellow, Igbo boy...

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]^ ^ Remember the lord's day to keep it holy [/quote]Thought much... Na me know Mazi pass....

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