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 Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by FoxyRebirth(m): 2:51pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Waiting for more o.... Me, I have them in-bulk  |
| Travel › Re: Rules For Dealing With Cab Drivers In Abuja by FoxyRebirth(m): 11:30am On Nov 15, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by FoxyRebirth(op): 11:04am On Nov 15, 2012 |
I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary... But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class.... Please enjoy, and add yours if you have.... Peace ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, little star HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. 122 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Now An English Teacher In Edo by FoxyRebirth(op): 9:41am On Nov 15, 2012 |
I was going through the dictionary to check meaining of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...  But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class.... Please enjoy, and add yours if you have.... Peace ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, little star HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. * ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. |
| Literature › Re: African Nerd by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:28pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Redmosquito: I am spanish na, guys dey rock skirt for spain naLol... Reminds me of LION HEART, dat guy that Van Damme had to fight that was putting on skirt.... Lol |
| Literature › Re: African Nerd by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:41pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Redmosquito: ** raises skirt and runs faster**Raises skirt.... Come o... Are you now confusing is your are a male or female? Na wa ooooohhhhhh  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:29pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Redmosquito: Minion: Master! What is your life motto?Always on point.... You and you Minion wahala Another quote.... Never listen to words from a man who imagines a lot because you might get into dreamland like him and never return |
| Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:24pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
caseless: " when u take ur eyes off worldly things ALLAH will love you, and when you take your eyes off men possession, men will love you" (hadith of the prophet....PBUH). It is upon this saying of the prophet that i have been strong in the wake of any challenge, hopeful, learn to appreciate and be contented with the little i have or able to reachout for, taking the world as nothing, learn to respect both the poor and the rich equally, rejoice with you when u make progress and hoping for my turn to come(no blackbelle), and i've also learnt u have to be good to expect good.Mine is... Never let the influential discourage you with their glamour, you will always get poked at by those a step ahead of you but your steps will surely take you there with deligence 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: African Nerd by FoxyRebirth(m): 3:15pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Always behind you... Post faster and see me read faster |
| Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by FoxyRebirth(m): 12:44pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]THIS IS ANOTHER PROMO SLAM.. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY AND BE SURE TO WIN!!!! [/quote]I can't believe I got enough likes for this picture.... MTN.. Hope una dey see am
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| Literature › Re: African Nerd by FoxyRebirth(m): 11:39am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Redmosquito: you were banned!? No mind haters jare! mortals will all die!**Looks round** Nna, what are you talking about, I am a mortal naa |
| Literature › Re: African Nerd by FoxyRebirth(m): 11:23am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Redmosquito: Thank you! Thank You!!I pleaded for you not to get banned but instead got the axe... Oya come and continue o.. I am enjoying this story |
| Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by FoxyRebirth(m): 9:43am On Nov 14, 2012 |
THIS IS THE GIRL'S BOYFRIEND 1 Like
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| Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by FoxyRebirth(m): 9:39am On Nov 14, 2012 |
THIS IS WHAT MTN HAS CAUSED TO THIS YHELLO PIKINS 2 Likes
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| Phones › Re: Ebube Essien-garricks MTN Aeroplane Winner (Picture) by FoxyRebirth(m): 9:24am On Nov 14, 2012 |
THIS IS ANOTHER PROMO SLAM.. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY AND BE SURE TO WIN!!!! 27 Likes
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