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Tofunmi Abe: Read dis pls. In the public hospital of Itaguaí (RJ) in UK last weekend was born a girl with hands joined together, like one who's praying.The doctors told the parents that they would operate the hands of that girl and that they would give her antistatic. The operation was easy because it seemed like the hands were simply glued together by one membrane (skin), layer apart.When they opened up the hands of the child, you can't imagine what was written...'JESUS IS COMING BACK...' The doctors started weeping and all that were in the hospital. The suburb of Itaguaí is undergoing a movement now, People that havewithdrawn from church are going back and others are receiving Jesus Christ as the only saviour.God sent that child simply to convey his message. After a few hours, she died. Mission accomplished.I have received now, I'm passing on!!!The Lord of Lords is coming back.'Seek you the LORD while HE may be found, call you upon Him while He is near:' Isaiah 55:6Send this to everyone in your address book, send it to all recipient on your contact Don't be too preoccupied with work. This is important!!!I am blessed and highly favored I got this mail from a friend and had to share it with everyone on my list.Let us take this serious as we stop every bad evil ways of ours, so we can, also, meet in heaven together and not apart.(It takes nothing from u ,let ur pride out of d way n send it 2 all)Dept of SurgeryHomerton University hospitalHomerton RowLondon E9 6




A Pastor saw an old man,₪ gave him c∕̴Ɩ lift as dey were goin,d old man said,my son,do u know wat happened in Heaven last night? The pastor asked How did u get d information about heaven? The old man said last night in Heaven God became very angry wit man n asked d angels 2 blow d trumpets d angels picked up d trumpets n as dey were about 2 blow it Jesus fell down n began 2 beg in tears and he forgave us bt he sent angels 2 warn us and 1 of them was that old man....Are you ready!!!

Facebook news feed post by: Solomon Oluwadarasimi
Solomon Oluwadarasimi wrote:

MY DREAM LAST NITE:

Last night I prayed between 1-3 am. Then, I went to sleep. I saw a time table prepared with days of the week. I saw that a day was chosen for RAPTURE to take place. Then I woke up.
Friends, the time is up. Anything can happen any moment from now. If you love your soul, get ready.
Forget whatever you have achieve or not achieve, prepare to meet your God.

Confusionist: U av been eating good food in Lagos o!
If u like, wen u grow a bit older, join Nairaland, join the bigots and start abusing Lagos and callin us parasites! Na same same!

Na that our pepper wey u eat for lagos go judge una

Mafia Man: He's now mad because he is ibo, right? Would you have said same should the terrorist turns out to be a northerner or from southwest?

Guantanamo bay is a lovely place.

adaobi123: ^^ I was joking. Btw Samsung is Korean

Lakayanah: IK please pass the barton on to the next man/woman enough of your face.