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Lol
peter of P-square captioned this pic 'Cynthia MudFace'

you grab? Comparing her with Cytnthia morgan with her purple hair, flashy clothes and heavy makeUp.

Not as if this is my earliest memory, it is the most vivid.

I resumed school where I schooled in Asaba in year 2000.
The Headmistress enterred into my class addressing the pupils that they should act differently for good in this new year, decade, century and millenium.

I was lost, I didn't understand these big words.

So the guy no be ghanaian?

This was a confam execution,
see the way they shot him on the left.

In activities here in Uniben, the speaker will politely ask the audience to permit him to stand on already existing protocols, which probably the PRO or someone else has established.

AnthonioAlsaid:
sit up

military press
press up

dem many

thank you
how military press up take differ from normal press up?

I have been working out, on average 20 minutes, morning and evening for the past 50 something days.
When I started it was about getting that beach body for final year week. I feel I have almost accomplished that but as someone said earlier 'my belle no gree enter', chest, biceps, triceps and shoulders are there but no abs.


How does one do abdominals?

Holarbizzy042:
Intelligence is directly proportional to what you laugh at. "FOOLS" tend to laugh at anything even if it doesn't make sense. Thinking out loud though

if Intelligence is 'directly proportional' to how much one laughs, then the intelligent will laugh at anything.
The fool at nothing.

Let me give my own advice.
Stop masturbating entirely
start exercising, maybe add swimming.
Teach those pool girls how to swim and use the chance to tap current, I swear, maka chukwu ur soldier go dey salute.

OmaniPadmeHum:
....

Baba, you are good!

@ helpForever
listen to this gentleman

Jodha:
Biko for the record I'm typing my "opinion"

I get her drill... She just wanted to know if he was serious or a fvck boy. That's why she wanted him to try again...

Ladies are fragile.. In the kinda Era we are in one.. A girl gahs protect herself from fvck boys..

She's not wrong in any way!

you don't know whatcha saying!
It is fvckboys and flirts that have that time to be pestering a girl that has said blatant NO, but a date is just a date, it doesn't mean consent to be in a relationship.

Thunderfoot, a youtube channel discussed the dangers of the Hyperloop.
Like sealing failure and stuff.

Adieu sir
i dey rock the swimming pool for the hotel wey u build.

EmmySparky:
its mario not neyo

Na neyo o

I didn't see Buhari in any of the pictures.
Do they think we are playing here?

I just weak as dey here so
Them don dey print house!

Why don't just plant flowers, this looks ugly and is a waste of money.

cr7lomo:
Moral of the story...if u wanna succeed in life, park woman first...afterall no one knew David loved women when he was a shepherd, until he became king

nice one!

A little derok works

Chinny5:
Thanks...whats LT?

trust me, its a pleasure appreciating a beauty.
LT means lecture theatre.
The word, I used that was autocorrected to 'behind' means classy.

Chinny5:
what if you see ugly pics of her?

i will see intrinsic beauty in what you term ugly.


Chinny, you are fine o, and your LT looks Behind.

Tchooi! This girl too fine,
I get emotional when I see cute pictures of her.

good, someone has to pay damages

sirOrubebe:
Dude stop throwing derogatory words at me -- I am not the cause of your problems!

why are you replying!
the manly thing to do is take my correction and lead a better life, not walking on the streets, telling every Hassan and abdul proposing business to you that you will slap them.

sirOrubebe:
Those Northerners -- majority of them -- have no regard for life. I remember the day one was harrassing me at ring road, Benin to "come and change" dollars... I just told him "I go slap you o" the next thing I heard was "walahi tai lai" and this dude actually drew out a dagger from underneath his danshaki (or whatever is the name of that agbada they wear)

Omo na so I quickly retreat, turn around and enter crowd o.

you are an arrogant brat!
you don't despise hausa/fulani fundamentalism as I do, but I don't go around insulting every hausa and fulani out there.
underestimate an enemy and he will crush you.

SweetBoyFriend:


This is 2017, who still uses fire extinguisher in cars ??

Have you heard of car insurance ??

Go get a car insurance

negligence dey void insurance o,
U become unnecessarily careless and let something happen to your property like that, Insurer no go pay you shishi

the teeth of transmission gears are skewed in such a way that they can't engage when the vehicle is in the opposite direction

dfrost:
Okay Wale continue

chukwudi na u start am

dfrost:
Are you sure Mike that it was the random names that cracked you up?

yes Timothy, I'm pretty sure.

Benita27:
Really?, are you pained she slapped him?, trust me, she failed to elaborate more on what the guy did to her on that queue before he ejaculated.

she jejely left out that part, he was probably rubbing his organ on her butt, it made her angry but not angry enough to confront, it was the ejaculation that filled the pervert's cup.

If the butt on your dp was the one in front of okechukwu, he probably would ejaculated an entire testicle.