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Killjoy! What a moniker, see how good you looked and u are a killer of joy, not fresh at all

Where others bear Ayomiposi(my Joy multiplied), Ayomide(my Joy is here), Ayokunle(Joy is everywhere), and you are there killing Joy___

*runs out of thread before someone attempts to kill.....

Sugarcoated:
Hmmm....This is scary
Your friend needs help urgently.

That's why he opened this thread...
So what urgent help do you suggest?

Ireneony.
Ireneony..
Ireneony...

ngoziliz:
am sorry 4 not confirming b4 posting the baby is alive and is fast recovering

Better!
Dat baby is such a strong one! Dat 10 strokes of torchlight-cane and all the kicking was too much for such a little child

Valued:
And I allowed him to walk me home, hehehe.

Pics of the beautiful you or adonbilivit

Btw, u opened dis thread 10:16a.m
And he walked you home, when did u close from church then? 9a.m I guess

Babafaros:
Why can't u try it

fitzmayowa:
Why i thought you just said is nothing....

It worked for them because they have d liver for it...
I don't

Its nothing, I've seen marriages like dat and they are firm...

But as for me, I can't try it

Melahou:
So what do we do about it...
You should have addressed it to him

Seconded

ayizz:
pls calculate the age of the grand dad - the age of ur boy friend = 36.....age of boy friends fada x. find x if age of boyfrnd is 22 and grand dad 58......
solution
58-22=36
ie grand pa was 36years when ur so calld bf was born
therefore boy frnds fada was 20 wen he begot ur boyfrnd
that is to say boy frnds grand pa was 16 wen he begot boy frnds father.
and now ur boy friend is 22 and u are 16.... fellas pls is dis not a spell?
one advise u need deliverance and counseling on how to say NO to grand pas.

Lol
Be like all dose word problem wey we dey solve for primary 6...
If the grandfather who is a football coach is 58 and his grandson is 22, how old is the father? The middleman

Another Attention Seeker...AAS

Smh

tygaweezy:
Hey o.p here , c'mon guys! Really?? I've been following all ur coments here,hw about sum real solution? Marriage is outta d list guys am still very young .

....And you ejaculated inside of her like u wrote...sory bro u are on your own!
Poo just got real for you! As in 4 real

Here's anoda guy who re-registered on NL with a female Id,
Another Attention Seeker- AAS

Got no time for dem AAS

No go hug transformer o


Hugging isn't bad,
Its bad when its in excess cos you may be sending the wrong signal
You should be able to control it, I mean atimes you should just relax ur arms and discipline them, u don't need to hug every of ur friend

above all, what matters is ur motive, I see you on the safe side but the 'hugged' might be seeing someone who isn't disciplined...

OMG

Feranmicharles:
can we meet

Even if we meet,am invisible

What (PIC)

Cutehector:
Seriously love struck... How will u love sumbody that u havnt seen...who does dat..

It happens

I guess

2.1.......? At this hour! Sorry o,
Forget it, dat CGPA is too low to meet up, if only its a 5yr course you're studying, it would have been feasible...but its all good, I wish you the best



And Its like you're the newest here on NL, welcome on board

onuwaje:
that spoon was passed down from jah knows when.. we deyy use am loosen nuts for gen sef

Mehn....
I guess you are in your Mid fifties
I hail o!

onuwaje:
It is finished

Like seriously, people still use dat spoon?
The last time I saw it was 12yrs back

@op, are you in our generation

kilokeys:
hhehehe AGE, u?

FST

kilokeys:
in futa?
.. naaah

in other schools?.

maybe

U a futarian? Wah dept?

A 2.1 is Possible if and only if u have 5 dot in ur final year both semester.... Not only dat, I hope u know that ur C.G.P.A brings back to the scene ur past results, so if you've had some cool grades earlier, it will definately meet up wt 2.1 in d end but on d other hand, if the past results hasn't been nice, they might not be a cog even when summed up wt the proposed 5dot
So dear, sit to calculate and know where you stand
Don't give up, nothing is impossible
Goodluck

moreeni:
I will go for seven divorces has I love babies too much to compromise on having them.

Ms unpopular on the other hand might decide to be grounded with me.She might have learned plenty from the gazillion marriages she's had and thus come with valuable experience.

Seconded

How is that our business !

DBlackCeazer:
hows this the nicest lips?

The nicest lips.....in her neighbourhood I guess

.....Despite how nice and unique, they will still end up in the soakaway, and will be in d midst of beans and eba

The righteous don't die, they go home to rest..

JEITO:
if the guy in question, was to marry you, wat would you advise him to do?

....If you are the guy in question, what would you do?

While some comments are reasonable, others are sickening! To the latter, I pray you don't find urself at this kinda T-junction....