₦airaland Forum

WinningSun:
this isn't fraiser. you are impersonating him. I smell compromise from mod.

lol... Na me o, dat name na original fa, dont worry baba, we are working on it, we will all be in camp soon..

adaora015:
OMG .... Been trying to comment ... I ddnt know that comment will actually go , wow

lol... Its looks like magic shey? Am d secret behind d magic...

adaora015:
I think we should mobilize the batch B 2016 pcms to join in the protest, cos they are also affected. If we dont move they dont move too ... Btw im new here, hello house...

lol... Anoda iron lady in d house... U are welcome dear...

AxeurdaddyIX:
Minister for Women Affairs!!!!! I hail thee

lol... I hail thou too...

How I wish I know this avengers, I will slughter them likes cows because that is what they are. Stupid set of people sabotaging my dear country.

Lopsie:
FRAUD ALERT!!!

lmao.... Baebae calm down, trust me I no scammer, I go take care of u welwel, nd I go make u see reasons to take care of me welwel too... Se o ti ye eh...

Philo101:
So in the house, everyone is hungry, mama is in the kitchen, and the food is taking too long to be ready. Then elder sis says she will check on mama.. elder sis didn't reach the kitchen, and comes back to say "food will be served in ten minutes!"
Unfortunately, mama isn't even cooking in the kitchen: she's trying to reach papa to buy food from Mr Biggs but papa doesn't have money
So elder sis just wanted some sort of "glory": I brought the good news before it happened.

Now, will you blame elder sis or not, when the food doesn't come after ten hours?

Me, I'll blame her hard: how dare you toy with my anxiety when you knew I was really hungry! Why didn't you just keep quiet?!

chai... Wot a brilliant analogy...

WeedyGonzalez:
Na there I dey before I resign na now moshood dey carry me do shakara

lol.. Baba u go beg am ni o...

okitaiji:
sunnepa17 u dey hear ba, tmao u go com tell us say u dey wash everi everi for her body, if u like no wear rubber for mouth b4 u clean everi everi again OYO is ur case

lolsss.... My guy has casted...

LeoFish92:
Daudae with his yeye info has disappeared, and you people were hailing him as if he is one Demi god, Mtcheeew

lol... Daudea is the Obatala of this village o...

Sunnepa17:
Chaii lonngmann don snatch my wife away 4rm ♍ƺ oooo.....

lwkmd...my guy u better go change ur name to macmillan so dat u got fit collect ur wife back or make u redeploy go enugu...

loveablechi:
Told u guys I was posted e Enugu bt u didn't believe me...well I got d same Enugu, dat shouldn't be d criteria 2 believe me, believe wat u want, we still dey wait

lol... Babe calm down na, no b my fault na, I don dey blive pple for here since march, nd na june we dey, u still com want me today bliev ba... Ok ooo

Skydweller:
I called that woman few minutes ago. It was user busy. I then decided to send her a 6-Page message. I was satisfied when my phone displayed "delivered". Let her feel the pain that all of us are presently feeling.

weldone baba, your head full for their jor...

lonngmann:
Lol. ..the job of a good observer is not just to observe things, but to remember things he is observing.

She said she was posted to enugu. Plus I was posted to enugu too, and going by her dp on nairaland, I just want to meet her in camp

ahhahhahh baba u don play offside, I don tell Kazaure make hin change her posting to kaduna wen d cul com out...

Good morning my people, I believe we all have a splendid night, may we all have a jolificating weekend ahead. Iyalaya minister of finance, FG ati nysc...

Lopsie:
No wahala, pepper soup sef go dey tonight.

Make una come enjoy urself, d pepper soup dey cure hypertension sef in case Nysc don give anyone high BP

lol... As for me I get immunity against hbp, I just won com chop d life of my head for ur place ni, abeg shey orente dey wey go keep me company infact I no go mind mama hersef o, ayam very capable fa... Since spixytinxy my sugar mummy don go wit stream1, make I take u as my new sugar mummy...

Lopsie:
No wahala, pepper soup sef go dey tonight.

Make una come enjoy urself, d pepper soup dey cure hypertension sef in case Nysc don give anyone high BP

lol... As for me I get immunity against hbp, I just won com chop d life of my head for ur place ni, abeg shey orente dey wey go keep me company infact I no go mind mama hersef o, ayam very capable fa...

lonngmann:
I guess it's the same source that told you its going to be enugu you will be posted to?

chai... Guys no dey forget tinx o, baba abeg wia dem com later post her so dat I go know may make I just waka pass dat her info or make I put am for my left hand so dat I no go use am chop...

MemphisDepay:
na anybody win you suppose carry.. But the odd too small!

kai na true u talk o, see d way I just cast my ticket....

loveablechi:
Just got a legit info dat camp would be opened on d 20th of June, so u people should stop hoping 4 dis week nd starting making preparations for 20th...

lol... Wetin happen to all d legit nd confirmed info we don dey hear from march, babe na bovi wife u b?

genius43:
NYSC winning in all angles even if na handicap self

lol... E don block finish b dat o...

tolurainbow:
may Almighty God forgive u....

am u too my G

uchelvlink:
Camp na Camp, it depends on the one you wan go!

lol... For now, na nysc own I won go...

uchelvlink:
@SMartins and Fraiser are Niger Delta Avengers ooo!

No just Bleep up ooo!

lol... I come boko join am sef...

uchelvlink:
watin you for do? I've got @Fraiser, @SMartins1 and even Precious91 at my back. They will just JaCK you UP with one hand!

babe dont mind him jor, I got my eyes on him already...

Lopsie:
Happy birthday. LLNP + a prosperous and fulfilled year. Have fun bro, don't give Nysc d opportunity to steal ur happiness today


Free palm wine and bush meat for u till day break.

babe I dey com ur joint dis evening, abeg na roasted grasscutter I dey chop o, wit very fresh palmie, abeg prepare grand for me...

eelipumper:
Nysc cannot fit kill us. Make una just wish me happy born day

happy birthday bro, I wish u d best of ur heart desires... Cheers...

innosaint27:
I have been on recess, naturing the virtue of patience & boosting my faith to the end of singing hallelujah sooner than NYSC's illogical soon.
Today is the last working day of the week & like a flash of lightening, the hopes of the Nigerian graduates awaiting the "Otondo" nomenclature is fast fading. The recent recorded phone conversations with Sen.Obinna Ogba is a vital revelation to exonerate the DG from being crucified naked, although his mediocrity has thus far surpassed his hospitality.
I am still wallowing in unbelief that Nigeria, the giant of Africa (maybe no more) is flat broke, therefore scrambling around to raise 13 billion naira for 2016 NYSC scheme. How are the mighty fallen! smh
The minister of finance & her ministry have been implicated to be the celebrated architect of our delay now. Dear Minister of finance, is sourcing 13 billion NAIRA not even DOLLARS an uphill task to accomplish? Are the recovered stolen funds so far, labelled UNTOUCHABLE or TOUCH & DIE or have they been eaten up already by the "money Ebola"? Is the CBN's vaults & the nation's treasury bald like a monk? Pls & pls, our situation has crossed the phase where the phrase " calm down" works magic. This is now a case of severe emergency.
The presidential election campaign of both PMB & GEJ in 2015 saw huge donations from individuals & corporate bodies in fantastic billions of naira. These individuals are not dead, they are still alive & so, why can't they come up once again to donate or lend 13 billion naira to the FG to clear this shame of NO FUNDS FOR NYSC. Oh, I'm sorry, you all did it for political appointments & contracts. Abeg make una no vex!
A country like Nigeria with no valid plan nor priority for the welfare & affairs of the youth especially the graduates in this case is one that lacks a future. Currently, Nigeria lives in the past, we do not have a today neither is there a tomorrow yet.
I want to still believe that before the end of today, a miracle can still happen. Men have failed us multiple times, God certainly cannot fail us.


INNOCENT
Writing from Benin City, Edo State,
South South, Nigeria.

Cc:
Fraiser
Sydneyboss
Villagegoat
et al

innosaint nice one, i have greatly missed u here bro, u are welcom back... Your write up is excellently sketched...

MemphisDepay:
you no play win or draw ni? Abi na straight win?

baba d win or draw sef don cast, if for sey I know na go go I for carry... Dat one for come...

WeedyGonzalez:
e Easy no be to siddon on top chair for inside house? Me I dey siddon on top old Mitsubishi engine outside Moshood workshop

lmao... Baba na opportunity b dat na, I for advise u make u kuku sign 6 months wit Moshood now till november, no knowledge is waste o...

Xander08:
For all those people who still have false hope of going to camp this weekend please just forget about it. The inability of A16 stream 2 PCMs not being able to go to camp has little to do with the DG. The issue on ground is that the money has been approved but to get the money takes a whole lot of process. The process took a while when Nigeria's economy wasn't this bad let alone now that everything is Crashing. The only way that money could be made available to NYSC as early as possible is if the body mounts pressure on the central bank of Nigeria and the PCMs mount choking pressure on NYSC.

choi na situation lyk dis dey always make me remember my dear Jonathan, if na Jonathan give dis kyn approval, within 30 minute Dasuki go don release money...