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he will fail woefully. Apc should note that all of its candidates can't be vying for presidents. Every one of them want to rule and no one want to allow the other lead. shitty people

[color=#770077][/color] show me a white with a H-factor yoruba accent and I will tell you why its compulsory to have a british accent as a Nigerian. I feel those that do that sh*t have inferiority complex. Nothing more or less! Shikena

Since when did celebs preg become a public concern? I hope you post mine when I get pregnant! [color=#990000][/color]

you are so fat dat u entered the pool and all the water flew out

your teeth are so yellow traffic slow down wen u smile

STUPIDITY AT ITS PEAK.... NO WONDER WOLE SOYINKA SAID THIS GENERATION IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL

I remember just after my service year... i was desperately in need for any kind of job irrespective of the location or salary range. In fact anything that will keep me away from home.... I saw one poster in my area stating various dept and salary range. i called the number and i was asked to come to their office which i did. i was given diff forms to fill and was asked to submit with an i.d card, guarantor's address&phone number and a sum of N2000. Thank God i forged the guarantor's form cos my cousin told me that no company will ask for guarantor's form when they haven't given you an OFFER LETTER.... Up till date i still dey wait to hear from those people.


The second one i encountered was: my brother came across some people distributing fliers for a cosmetic shop in need of staff.... so he forwarded their number and address to me and asked me to follow up. So i got in contact with them and asked how i could locate their office... They gave me a direction and told me when i get to somewhere in Ikeja. i should call them that a staff will come and pick me up.. when i told my oldest bro, he said it was a scam dat i shouldnt go anywhere.. i got angry i felt he loved the way i stayed in d house. To cut the story short, he called those people and d gave a wrong info too.


The third one was a message i got saying i should come for an interview at oshodi for the position of customer service. I felt it was one of those jobs i applied for. when i called the number they provided, i was asked to come on sunday so i told them i was a christian and im a worker in my church so the man told me to join the batch c writing on monday which i accepted. at first i was told the location was at OBALENDE around 8am. Immediately after my morning prayers with my family, i dressed in my suit and was heading towards the location. when i got there, i called the man to asked for the location of their company and he said it was too early to call him. I waited till 7:30am and when he finally picked, he said i should enter a bus going to Oshodi dat i shud stop at charly boy's bus stop. So i did as he said. when i got there. i had to wait in someone's shop. so i started calling the number again and the guy told me obalende. i called with a different number and he said oshodi, i called with another number again and he said a diff location. After sometime, he told me that their staff bus will come and pick me and other candidates there. Finally, a number called me asking where i was and i told him. I noticed one gal sitting with me was also invited and we started talking. she told me she has worked with them before that they pay well..... She told me d office wasnt far that it was trek-able. I said OK. he started walking towards there. On getting to UAC office junction, i saw over a thousand people there waiting. D gal i was with made a call and within seconds, a young guy came to us and took us to d place... on our way i asked him the name of the company and he said why didnt i confirm from the people dat sent him. He wasnt well dressed dat monday morning. I asked him if it was GNLD and he said NO cos i over heard people saying dat at d junction. We passed the GNLD building. I didnt knw the guy was using d back gate. I finally saw a man dat greeted me, offered me a seat under the tree and started telling me abt his life's history and how he got in contact with them. He said his life has changed after networking and marketing with GNLD. he told me he has a house, car and all d good things of life. He was stilll talking when i got up and left. I got to the gate and met that young gal that brought me. She approached me and asked if i was interested? I told her i have an interview to attend by 2pm and she said if she can follow me dat she's also looking for looking for a good job. i started cursing her, d security men and all the staff of GNLD for wasting my time, energy and money.

Boy: i love you
Gal: Baq to sender

WHO REMEMBERS THIS

IK OGBONNA IS CUTE!

wetin come concern with this matter?

Jaygrl: Who ask you bros

wow.... my mom appeared in the pics..... thanks for this.... i wont say which of the pics

[color=#000099][/color]I had so many punishments. It depends on the crime tho. As a boarder, i really suffered at d hands of those "wicked seniors". Lying down on a wet floor and facing the sun, Squat and fly ur hands (180 degree). police and thief (police will be shooting, thief will be dying), Lie under the bunk and kill every mosquito that comes around, sweeping a class room or cleaning a toilet, pick pin and all of that....

I can remember in my junior days. I borrowed money from a class mate because my guardian wasn't around one Friday (we normally take money from our guardians on these days) and i promised to pay my debtor on Monday. It happened that she reminded me in class to go get her money. Upon arrival at my guardian's office, i greeted her and out of annoyance i said "auntie, i have been looking for you and you wasn't around" *blunder*. She gave me a heavy knock on my fore head that kept me on airplane mood...... hehehe.. she walked me out of her office and told me to go and learn English (she's was my english teacher). I couldn't stand the embarrassment cos my debtor was waiting outside.... Hmmm. see gobe!!! i dreaded going to class for weeks before i paid back the money..... Till today, i have never borrowed money from anyone not even my siblings or friends for whatsoever reason.

Another occasion was one Friday i missed my dinner cos i was running errands. As i got to the tap (this is where most people who couldn't finish their food give out to those to missed theirs or who need more b4 washing their plates). I didn't see, so i went straight to the dinning to see if i could find some left over on d turine (pot). I didn't see any. I was on my way out when someone screamed my name. As i turned to look back, it was a senior. I was asked to carry their big food flask in my bag and take it to d hostel(it was a contraband). so i declined and they gave me a slap and i had to carry it. I couldn't wait to report the case to my guardian on Monday Luckily for me, i met her with her colleagues that Monday morning. The seniors were sent for. I didn't believe the one that slapped me repeated twice and became my mate. I never thought my mate was gonna bully me. She wore some defaulting uniforms (her socks, sandals, bangles, cardigan) and it was obtained.

I watched how they were caned. It was worst than the ones Pilate's soldiers did to Jesus. It wasn't what i bargained for but they got what they deserved... She couldn't sleep well that night as a result of the lashes.

He deserved what he got..... At least it was jux d microphone that was taken from him.... Rochas has been lying to d press since when Justice had that stroke. At first Rochas told them, he flew justice abroad for his stroke treatment. Meanwhile charly boi was treating him in abuja and after justice died, he lied again that he gave d deceased family N20m. Haba, even devil no dey lie again. Imo pple have been beefing him for a while and they are looking for a lil opportunity to lash out on him. 2 years ago when Oguta indegenes had flood, we learnt he was given some money by F.G to give the affected flood areas and he ate the money, He has stopped us from collecting our scholarship from ISOPADEC, he is owning so many debts at the moment. He's so lucky i wasnt at d burial, if not eh......