Awww dats so swt of you...guilty of that

lillaowow: This--- " baby, I truly love you". ..... Reply- (with a wicked smile) "I love so many things, obviously, you're not one".

chai if na me i go just waka comot.... Choi choi there is God oo

Boy: i love you
Gal: Baq to sender

I don't hate you
I love youtube

Me:I love u. Gal:guys and dis dere joke

Victoriousvic: I heard this in a bus this week. Actually, it was a phone call, and the girl sat beside me.

Guy: I love and miss you. I've been thinking about you all day, that's why I called. Do you feel the same?

Girl: I'm not good at lying, so I'll just say it straight. I don't think about you, and I don't feel the same.

The girl is a real monster

Mine was "are u kidding me?"

...Possibly...

I love YouTube.

I love youtube

Incident 1.
Age: 13- 14

Situation: for weeks guys had been telling me this particular girl liked me and she was hot. so i plucked up the courage to call her after school and tell her "i love you"

her response: "i don't". i thought i heard "i do" as in (i do love you too) so to be sure i asked and asked again and she finally yelled "I DON'T!!!!!!"

the next day she i had to walk past her classroom, where she was waiting, laughing an mocking with her friends, to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

Comment: what doesn't kill you will make you to not tell another girl you love her for at least year when your balls may have grown back.

I've heard!

ME. I love you.
GIRL. Ehn, are you serious?
ME. Yes
GIRL. Anyway, I love you like a brother (next minute). Hifaif darling, can you help me with my BIS.

Elebiju: likes na money? be creative and people will like your post.

..dude jst giv me a like nd quit complainin..

Komek: Rita I love u so much, any time I see u, some thing that I cannot explain takes over me, I no I love u Rita.

Rita: Silence with a smile.

Komek: Rita u are all that I want and I love u so much .

Rita: what are u expecting me to say, tell u that I love u too? U must have smoked that thing u said u have stopped smoking.

Drdreluv: The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked.

COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.

Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.

NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.

COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!

Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?

Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?

Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.

Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?

Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214

Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.

Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?

Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!

Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!

Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

Madness is inborn!

Meanwhile, I thot the OP said response you have heard? Why then are most peeps mentioning the response they gave?

Nigerians sef!

WIFE : Honey you know i love you
SHARP HUSBAND: Iya bola how much is it you are tryin to collect dis time?

Hmmmmmm u guys have come again with ur stupid lies

The first girl... My elder sister's friend, we had no chemistry together o.I summoned courage, took her to a silent area and said: since the first day I set my eyes on I've been longing to tell u this three letter word, I love you... Before I could finish, the kin slap wey I receive formatted me for some hours...

napolie: Plz I need help on this book - The prince by niccolo machiavelli


Soft or hard copy

Thanks

i hv a disposable hard copy. how do i reach u with it? its not my library material

AncientJerk: Incident 1.
Age: 13- 14

Situation: for weeks guys had been telling me this particular girl liked me and she was hot. so i plucked up the courage to call her after school and tell her "i love you"

her response: "i don't". i thought i heard "i do" as in (i do love you too) so to be sure i asked and asked again and she finally yelled "I DON'T!!!!!!"

the next day she i had to walk past her classroom, where she was waiting, laughing an mocking with her friends, to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

Comment: what doesn't kill you will make you to not tell another girl you love her for at least year when your balls may have grown back.

to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

AncientJerk: Incident 1.
Age: 13- 14

Situation: for weeks guys had been telling me this particular girl liked me and she was hot. so i plucked up the courage to call her after school and tell her "i love you"

her response: "i don't". i thought i heard "i do" as in (i do love you too) so to be sure i asked and asked again and she finally yelled "I DON'T!!!!!!"

the next day she i had to walk past her classroom, where she was waiting, laughing an mocking with her friends, to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

Comment: what doesn't kill you will make you to not tell another girl you love her for at least year when your balls may have grown back.

to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

AncientJerk: Incident 1.
Age: 13- 14

Situation: for weeks guys had been telling me this particular girl liked me and she was hot. so i plucked up the courage to call her after school and tell her "i love you"

her response: "i don't". i thought i heard "i do" as in (i do love you too) so to be sure i asked and asked again and she finally yelled "I DON'T!!!!!!"

the next day she i had to walk past her classroom, where she was waiting, laughing an mocking with her friends, to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far.

Comment: what doesn't kill you will make you to not tell another girl you love her for at least year when your balls may have grown back.

to get to my classroom. the longest walk of my life so far. .........=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎ I can't laffin plss

My immediate past gf will answer ***ok*** it hots me wen she say dat nd it led to our breakup

Told her "I love u"

and she said " David, its late please go and sleep"..

jeeezzzz

I felt like giving her randy Orton's RKO
Shawn Michael's sweet chin music
and triple H's pedigree..

nonsense

ThoniaSlim: ''Äwwwhhh Thank you"

So guilty

I love YOUTUBE

MzPreshie: My friend actually told me this. He said to his girlfriend after a convo: i love you bae, you know that right?
Girl: eh, I've been meaning to ask you, why do you even love me, cos for me, i only like you ooo.
My friend was like 'wtf! So all this while I've been on the liked guys page?'. The girl sha later learnt to love him.

Am suspecting you,

ok

Thank you
Ok
I hear
Hmmm

The one wen dey pain pass is no response. She go just maintain silence like say she no see am

I don't have an iota of feeling for you...I weep that day...I no longer believe in love, it's just an illusion of bliss

aholiab:


i hv a disposable hard copy. how do i reach u with it? its not my library material

Can u plz tell me ur location so that I'll know how best to connect with u.. Thanks

By the way I'm around maryland. Thanks once again

For real or for dream

Abeg keep your love for yourself.

'I'm aware' ...I don't think it's that bad, but the person didn't take it nicely.