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i couldn't forget that day easily cus it seems my village people followed me to the city.. ''i can't find my phone o'' i said to her

''what do u mean? have u checked yourself well? she replied and then i remembered the guy i met in the keke he has been acting somehow through out our ride and then it dawned on me that my phone has been stolen.

i have u checked if you left it at home? she said '' i am very sure someone took it . she scribbled her number down on a sheet of paper and gave to me and said i should call her once i retrieve my number she squeezed #500 into my hand and i bade her goodbye as she boarded a cab to her abode.

i was mesmerized by this single act she pulled i never fathomed this bae could ever do this reasons that we never cross boundaries except the eye contacts buh i know deep down i have strong something for this bae buh i couldn't muster enough courage to approach her . i made up my mind to make the move.

i went to a nearby shop and bought a sachet water to wash off my body cus i was dustY i drank some and relaxed my head on a wooden table and then suddenly i heard a group of thugs coming towards my direction shouting thief and then!!

Me :guy that babe na army man pikin b dat oh
James: ehe wetin come concern me na her papa go marry am?
Me: no talk say i no warn u o
James: enermy of progress
Me: abeg tell me where that ur wallet dy incase if u no survive
James: guy dem tell u say na biafran war i dy go? Abeg the girl dun go far make i rush go meet am

Ias a good friend of mine i decided to follow my guy from a gud distance just then my phone rang and it was uduak calling me
Uduak: guy u dun check ur ticket?
Me: no i never check am e remain barca na
Uduak: aboi e b like say barca dey win oh
Me: serious ?
Uduak: u dy mad i dy serious na
Me: ok
Uduak: we go jollof na abi?
Me: u dy craze na u win the money?
Uduak: no make me swear for u oh
Me: chill make the match play finish by the way i hear say whitemoney win that show
Uduak: shey i tel u say na im go win buh u say na pere na how fa.
Me: leave tha one joor food dy house?
Uduak: plenty food dy house
Me: uduak my mannest man i dy come back house
Uduak: what of james na
Me: guy dat mumu follow woman oh enter road and na ada im dy follow o
Uduak: wait na oga chuks daughter im one chipping?
Me:u dun see am na oga chuks go cme dat im small man
Uduak:guy which side una dy?
Me: i dy that pepperoni road wey dy opposite hartford hotel
Uduak: chei guy problem dy oh
Me: wetin b d problem?
Uduak: guy oga chuks dy that road

Wahala dy o

Much Update coming up 2day

PraisesPblaze:
Tent Pitched..!

Why u feature therock5555 he no dy hear word oh, he dy wayward(no vex hold update for man wey you be oh... Lol)

Lets go oga Frank.

Good work

Therock5555:
One more Update tonight, and I'll bid una farewell for the weekend....

It's been a long week.

Nice work buh remember i dun start the story oh

James and uduak has been my guys since i arrived port harcourt we solemnly do things together most times people refer us as the three wise men due to the fact we share things together.
Uduak was named the head of the gods because his head grows everyday
James is known for his habitual eating ''he can eat for africa'' and funny enough it doesn't show on his body
And i was named alanga because na me dy suffer if we go commit

We reside at thesame compound located at iwofe our compound was named banana island in our street.
Our compound has 15 tenants including me making it 16 i share the same room with uduak in a one room apartment .
James apartment is located very close to the toilet ''sometimes i dy woner if that guy get nose at all''

Our compound is known in the street as a lively place to be when you are bored.

Ojo and his wife never seize to entertain us with their fights and last last ojo na im go still carry plaster for head.
Sometimes i wonder if those people never stops fighting a bit everyday fight must ensue between them.

John na another tenant wey like to dy carry woman oppress us for that compound. The way he flaunts girls u would think the world balance for him side buh my guy dy borrow cloth from uduak on several occassions to go hunting.

Queen na another of our tenant:' she is the finest buh lacks ikebe u knw that kind of gal that calls herself slay mama but deep down u know say nothing come out
I will mention others as we proceed

Every saturday we usually stay in front of our compound for sight seeing (girls hunting) we end up getting bad ordeal each day.
There is this calabar girl that stays opposite our compound that drives james crazy each time she passes.

James: guy if i no talk to this girl make i no wetin cause am
Me: u know go rest abi? U no know say this gal papa na army abi?
James: guy nothing concern me i go talk to am
Me: u no get liver
James: oya watch me

Not knowing what awaits him

Me: life dun teach me lesson chei very soon the landlord will come for his rent chineke help ur son o if not by this time tomorrow i will be living under the bridge
Make i call my man first e b like say im dun dy chop money oh uduak the head of the gods where i drop my phone sef? Ok i left it at james place make i rush go collect am before im go sell am use am buy fura de nunu.

Make i introduce myself to una wey dy read this story my name is frank buh my friends prefer calling me alanga (suffer man) u will get to know why am being called alanga.
i grew up in onitsha buh later relocated to portharcourt to find a greener pasture buh unluckingly for me i was robbed off my wallet and my mobile phone when i arrived at portharcourt then i met the most craziest people ever james and uduak

The journey begins

I dedicate this story to my humbleself and to those whose prayers has been effective towards my life and to the life of my best friend uduak.





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I was receiving rains of slaps from the four cardinal points of the drivers direction without mercy and heard this voice . At first i thought i was hallucinating due to the slaps i received which has reset my brain badly and causing much damage to my control units

''leave him alone'' i heard the voice clearly this time around and she came to my rescue. Within me i was like ''if i survive this i will not board any keke in my life again'' (story for the gods)

I was shocked to the marrow when i saw my rescurer, she was the least person i expected at that moment. Amaka my crush at school

I was astonished at her boldness.she walked at slow pace to the crowd she spoke authoritatively to those drivers
Amaka: what has he done that has warrants such ill treatment
Driver 1: we wan teach this boy lesson wey im no go forget
Amaka: that's not my question i said what has he done to receive this kind of unmannered treatment
Driver 2: we no come here to come dy speak grammar with u this boy enter my guy motor im no gree pay im money
Amaka: wait because of 100 naira thats why u want to kill him
Driver 1: oya if na small tin pay us he money
Then she brought out 100 naira from her black purse and handed it to the driver and gradually they began leaving.

I was so embrassed within me i was like '' if i jam that guy i go make sure i gve am beta slap wey i dun receive here''

Amaka: what happened frank
Me: i will explain to u buh firstly thanks for coming to my aid. How did u know that it was me ?
Amaka: i was just about crossing to the other road when i sighted a small crowd so i was curious to know what was happening and i saw ur face how the guy on red shirt gave u slap.
Me: that guy slap na im nearly dun kill me oh
Amaka : so what happened

I explained how it all happened to her and she felt pity. So she told me she was off to meet her mum at ochanja and suggested that we talk later

I requested for her number buh my pfone was no where to be found

I won't post again if i dnt see any comment

Blaring from my tiny jamax earpiece was flavour's song like seriously am in love with that guy vibes and flow of lyrics when it comes to his kind of music. The sounds were doing some magic on body me on the other hand was reciprocating with my head.

I was on my way to my dad's shop which was located at bridge head in onitsha.
On a normal day i would have boarded a bike buh i had to take keke this time around cus i wouldn't want what happened to me the last time to repeat it self again it was a day i wouldn't forget.
I will briefly narrate to u guys what happened that day.

Flashback
I had finished taking my bath that day i was preparing to go to my dad's shop
I ate my breakfast and was about leaving i had this body language that something bad might happen but i couldn't place whether if it's normal or not i just waved the thoughts off.

I walked some distance to where we board bike. I reached the junction una know as naija okada riders dey do na as usual i was rushed.
fineboy come enter na make we dey go the other bike man was like no mind am i go comot money for u no b brigde head u dey go? within me i have made my selection of the bike man i would board buh i was having this feeling that something might happen not knowing what will befall me. i was about entering the bike it seems the bike was high a bit unlike other bike i strecthed my leg what i heard was pra pra damn my trouser got torn with my odogwu dangling in the air fuming with anger i got down from the bike

The bike man made it worse seeing that my trouser was damaged he was shouting at me he was like oboy this morning naim u one winch me with this thing pointing at my odogwu i felt embarrased i had to remove my shirt to cover my slight nude. I rained several curse on the bike man he had ruined my day with that his bike since that day i vowed never to use bike.

Present
I waited for several minutes without seeing keke i was becoming pissed cus those bikers were there. I made up my mind if iwait for extra 5 mins and don't see any keke i would trek my way out not up to 5 minutes i saw keke coming to my way i was relieved cus those bikers were thorn in my flesh(swearz) it stopped and i boarded.

I brought out my phone to change the song that was previously playing i noticed something! the guy beside me was acting somehow buh i shoved the thoughts off my mind he always will look out the window continually i minded my business.

He later dropped off along atani road he paid the driver and immediately we zoomed off i dipped my hand in my pocket to pay i couldn't find my money i checked the second pocket buh its still not there then i realise that guy dun rake me oh

We reached the junction i was trying to explain to the driver what happened to me he was like aboi that one u dy talk no concern me abeg give me my money make i comot here

He got down from his keke and held me with those his big hands i was feeling nausy cause the kind of odour that was oozing out from his mouth could kill a fly

Before i could say jack slap don land for my cheek as a 15 year old boy i dnt knw what to do than to remain calm and face my fate.gradually crowd started to gather i explained my ordeal to them buh it seems they are his fellow keke drivers, no b small thing dem do me there

I was praying silently for miracle to happen cus those guys smells badly if i stay there another 10 mins more na rumuigbo mortuary una go hear say my dead body dey

They were all beating me like a criminal and suddenly i heard the most angelic voice ever.