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Family / Re: This Guy Celebrates His Mum Who Sold Food By The Roadside For 30 Years by franklynsunny(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2016
Pls mak sure u buy ur mum a car once u ve d opportunities and also house
Family / Re: This Guy Celebrates His Mum Who Sold Food By The Roadside For 30 Years by franklynsunny(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2016
Pls mak sure u buy ur mum a car once u ve d opportunities
Romance / Re: Help! My Parents Want Me To Marry Someone I Don't Like. by franklynsunny(m): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2016
U ve come to d rite plc? Pls note 30post n weigh d advise for u nt to marry him in quote n chart sheet?

Ur mum is so blind wit material tins?

Take d case to her own pastor alone first bfor dey invite ur parent
Religion / Re: Iginla Donates N10m To A Muslim Acid Victim, Sponsors Her To India by franklynsunny(m): 5:54pm On Nov 21, 2016
D bf mus b arrested n bath wit acid n left to die witout burial?
What's dis for
Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote Visits P'square In Their New Home (Photos) by franklynsunny(m): 6:01pm On Nov 20, 2016
C dangote dressing
Phones / Re: Emefiele Proposes A Tax On Phone Calls Longer Than 3 Minutes by franklynsunny(m): 4:58pm On Nov 19, 2016
May thunder fire u for dere?
Travel / Re: International Passport - Help Needed! by franklynsunny(m): 6:46pm On Nov 18, 2016
There is no passport booklet in all NIS office frm ABJ to LOS as I paid N28k for renewal and some paid N35k for same express service but now
NIS in ikoyi and festac confirmed that they are expecting deliveries from Abuja for the Plain Passport booklets for printing

Crazy Country

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Events / Re: Bride Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit On Her Wedding Day by franklynsunny(m): 10:10am On Nov 18, 2016
Op
Indicate veiwer discretion is advised
Business To Business / Re: Empty Shipping Containers Needed by franklynsunny(m): 11:11am On Nov 17, 2016
Do u want to buy

If u r exporting
Shipping line is suppose to give u empty containers to load ur exports
Business To Business / Re: Looking For Import Agent by franklynsunny(m): 10:58am On Nov 17, 2016
Pls send your email containing your request to skynetfas@gmail.com



Kind Regards / Mit freundlichen Grüßen / Met vriendelijke groet
Mr. Franklyn A. S. 
Sales / Operations
Skynetfas Cargo | Matnode Logistics
Nigeria

Skynetfas Ventures - Door to Door Services

SKYNETFAS CARGO AGENCY
SUITE 261B ROYAL EXCHANGE PLAZA
CHARITY BUS STOP
OHSODI APAPA EXPRESSWAY
LAGOS STATE
NIGERIA
TEL +234 8023958005
8023958005
8140977155
7081146171
Add us on Skype: skynetfas

we are Nigeria registered(CAC) organization with baize in the
Freight-Forwarding sub-sector of the transport Industry.

We render the following:-

Our services are:
1) Freight Forwarding to all ports of the World.
2) Warehousing facilities available
Same Day Order picking and dispatch for all your warehousing needs.
3) Customs Clearance and Landed Costing for both Import (DDU & DDP)
and Export (Ex-work, CIF or FOB) consignments.
4) Cargo Marine Insurance applications.
5) Transshipment of Cargo (Sea/Sea, Sea/Air, Air/Sea, Air/Air) with
Transsloading at Free-Trade Zone.
6) Consolidation of Import and Export cargo into groupage containers.
7) Professional packing. (Crates, Boxes, Cartons & etc.)
cool Fumigations of cargo.
9) Dangerous Cargo Shipment arrangement
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranked Third Most Terrorised Nation In The World - GTI Reports by franklynsunny(m): 10:49am On Nov 17, 2016
We are still waiting for d Good deals in hardship?
Our ranking in all aspect is sinking since MARCH 2015
Travel Ads / Re: help!!! about canadian visa by franklynsunny(m): 2:01pm On Nov 15, 2016
Maximum age for sch is 28yr frm wat I heard
Politics / Re: Buhari Unveils Economic Recovery Plan In December by franklynsunny(m): 9:52am On Nov 13, 2016
Buhari may nt b d Major problem in Nigeria at d moment but if he is laughing n ova lookin dis problem like I don't care if d poor masses suffers n die of hunger since he is busy fighting corruption?

Then he will suffer more after he realise his wickedness soonest
Politics / Re: RIVERS RE-RUN: We’ll Match Wike Threat For Threat, Amaechi Vows by franklynsunny(m): 9:49am On Nov 13, 2016
Rotimi is a bastard to still fightin in Rivers state after his new post

May Almighty God purnish him and all his greedy like politicians all ova Nigeria

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Health / Re: Photo Of A Baby Born With Teeth - Twitter User by franklynsunny(m): 11:28am On Nov 12, 2016
Scientists discover dat teeth grows frm 6month durin pregnancies so if d teeth quick show den it's normal?d moda nipppppple.. wil only suffer n d baby wil like meat a lot or d fada might b a hunter

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Jokes Etc / Donald Trunk Speech Might Work On Nigerians In Usa-advise 4dem Coming To 9ja by franklynsunny(m): 11:41pm On Nov 11, 2016
Good evening to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, Eku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR MANHOOD IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.

These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Lost The US Electuon by franklynsunny(m): 7:56pm On Nov 10, 2016
Trump wit his loooose mouth n arrogant misconduct
Won the election cos he knew exactly what white in. D American nids
USA is too big for Scandal and soft hearted like d woman
Believe me? Trump meant all he said in his campaign days

He wil show d world a new level
Romance / Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by franklynsunny(m): 4:59pm On Nov 10, 2016
D normal recessions curse will follow u for d rest of ur life like ur shadow
Hw wil u fil I ur wife is f by boys??
Omo,u no go c progress,na natural repercussions
Nairaland / General / Re: Missing 16 Year Old Girl In Jos, Plateau State by franklynsunny(m): 11:15pm On Nov 09, 2016
Sowi

If u no or see any male student visitin her or hidin to see her
Get him arrested

Am sure someone jus brainwashed her
Business To Business / Re: .. by franklynsunny(m): 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2016
No one wil accept ur terms bro
Travel Ads / Re: Need To Ship A Container From USA(NY AREA/EAST COAST) To Lagos.. by franklynsunny(m): 4:35pm On Nov 05, 2016
Yes

We have office rep in that region

Email us in details your request to skynetfas@gmail.com



Kind Regards / Mit freundlichen Grüßen / Met vriendelijke groet
Mr. Franklyn A. S. 
Sales / Operations
Skynetfas Cargo | Matnode Logistics
Nigeria

Skynetfas Ventures - Door to Door Services

SKYNETFAS CARGO AGENCY
SUITE 261B ROYAL EXCHANGE PLAZA
CHARITY BUS STOP
OHSODI APAPA EXPRESSWAY
LAGOS STATE
NIGERIA
TEL +234 8023958005
8023958005
8140977155
7081146171
Add us on Skype: skynetfas

we are Nigeria registered(CAC) organization with baize in the
Freight-Forwarding sub-sector of the transport Industry.

We render the following:-

Our services are:
1) Freight Forwarding to all ports of the World.
2) Warehousing facilities available
Same Day Order picking and dispatch for all your warehousing needs.
3) Customs Clearance and Landed Costing for both Import (DDU & DDP)
and Export (Ex-work, CIF or FOB) consignments.
4) Cargo Marine Insurance applications.
5) Transshipment of Cargo (Sea/Sea, Sea/Air, Air/Sea, Air/Air) with
Transsloading at Free-Trade Zone.
6) Consolidation of Import and Export cargo into groupage containers.
7) Professional packing. (Crates, Boxes, Cartons & etc.)
cool Fumigations of cargo.
9) Dangerous Cargo Shipment arrangement
Education / Re: If You've Used This Book Before, Go And Marry by franklynsunny(m): 2:45pm On Oct 30, 2016
I use it and I am still very single
Back den,d gals are gud,we no notin bout life bt today
Dis gals make me cry like? Wat is dis world turnin to nowadays
Looooose gals all ova
Events / Re: Bride In Delta Runs Out Of Wedding Reception, Says She's No Longer Interested by franklynsunny(m): 10:22am On Oct 30, 2016
I fil pained for d husband
Wat a shame? N disgrace n more so dis recession period
Business To Business / Re: What Do You Know About MMM Transactions? Scam? by franklynsunny(m): 3:21pm On Oct 29, 2016
benergy:
Add me on whatsapp let's talk privately..07033348625. I would show you all the evidence and illustrations you need.
Done dis
Business To Business / Progressing Investment Idea Needed For This Reccession Period Capital N1,000,000 by franklynsunny(m): 3:10pm On Oct 29, 2016
Professional Business men and co

What's the Best Businesses a brother of mine can invest on with N1,000,000 in dis Recession

Buying n selling is most preferable or advise?
Business To Business / What Do You Know About MMM Transactions? Scam? by franklynsunny(m): 2:35pm On Oct 29, 2016
NDLers

Please confirm and explain more on this MMM cash deposite to unknown Individual and Help from unknown person

How legitimate is this MMM

Someone is pesting me on investment in this MMM

Please prove me wrong if I suspect it's scam and show transaction illustration and co

I felt it funny and weirdo

Who is a member of MMM should reply only

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Lady Turns Army Uniform Into Sexy Dress (photos) by franklynsunny(m): 8:55am On Oct 26, 2016
Make she no allow any Hot army see her for road...dey wil do d undo
Family / Re: A Frustrated Woman by franklynsunny(m): 8:41am On Oct 26, 2016
For dose ladies out dere dat prefer to trap a man with pregnancy
Dis is wat u get

Am sowi to tell u@op
U wil nt enjoy the marriage except if God melts his stone heart against u...he feeels trap and take it or leave it...u face dis until nw n tomorrow...
Autos / Re: Reg 2006 Toyota Highlander 3rows, Leather Seat @1.4m by franklynsunny(m): 2:44pm On Oct 25, 2016
U r a bastard 419

We r in auchi n south ibie lookin for u n all ur lines ve bin given to police

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