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ScienceWatch:
The Holy Prophet TB Joshua's prophecy is still correct in the light of the spiritual realm. History is full of example of how nations and individuals are free to change their destiny. Be very careful Nigerians, do not jump so quickly into the trap set by Satanic forces.


Keep your minds firmly on the awesome scientifically verifiable Miracles, Signs, Prophecies and also on the huge number of people world wide that constantly receive help for scholarships, poverty, etc, etc from a truly blessed church called Scoan in Nigeria.

The Holy Prophet TB Joshua's prophecy is still correct in the light of the spiritual realm. History is full of example of how nations and individuals are free to change their destiny. Be very careful Nigerians, do not jump so quickly into the trap set by Satanic forces.

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dude pls just stop! Haba, u are just gonna make things worse by trying to exonerate d mog/gom...he screwed up, EOD

yommysure:
How can I get to my dashboard?

once u just log in, d site takes u to ur dashboard

Sunnykaka:
someone in my school is threatening to remove my name, so I want to knw if it possible for my name to be removed
after I have done my online registration?

woah, dts some serious shi right there bro...its better u ask this question in d group thread cause am clueless here.

phykel:
You will still pay for it dear. During my time I did collect mine in Scul too but when you get to camp,they will delay you at the point of registration and if you wanna redeploy or have anything to do with the portal you may not av access to it until you pay d 3k. This was my experience. Pay the money and save ur sef some stress.

thank you bros, this is d kinda stuff dt made me create d thread....I still have d remita form the cafe attendant gave me d day I registered. I will do d needful. thanks again

TheOtherRoom:
The 3k is meant for those who would like to get their call up number online and sort kinda

I know that. what am worried about is if d stress of getting d letter at d school would possibly be worth more than d 3k am trying to save by not paying to get d letter online

MizMyColi:
Though I exhibit traits of feistiness, it is not a word that aptly describes me in my normal state of being.

I wasn't angry at him, but I purposely decided to use some of the disses I have unconsciously learned on Nairaland to address him because there are some kind of utter BS you don't allow to fester.

i know what u mean. Some landers can be quite cantakerous

Well according to what i've gathered on d GC so far, there's a link dt only works when u have paid d 3k. Check ur dashboard to see ur payment status
cc boohema

Ibidi:
No sweat. Thanks for being schoolable. Many people ain't - too arrogant.

no kidding, that's just d default setting of most people, me i don upgrade my software

Ibidi:
Exactly. TB should have said something like "she will win due to massive black vote" or such

hmm, i kinda doubt dt tb would make such a 'prophecy' without doing some research...seems his research was inadequate though

thanks 4 d schooling

I am formed in the timespan it takes u to take one breath and i stay with u till ur last, what am i?
Cc qboi3000

francotorti:
very educative and innovative.
Thanks OP;
BCC Lalalistica

the number of combinations n permutations this lala moniker don get eh

rita25:
BE THERE AND BE WASTING YOUR DATA IN DIS HARD RECESSION TIMES.

lol, the mb go expire soon anyways, better i use it than let it waste away in darkness n solitude

qboi3000:
Easy....... "E"

that was super fast u won't believe how many minutes i spent riffling through possible answers yet no luck, had to get d answer 4rm d person dt posed d question.
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Do u have any i can try?

wacoj:
Nice one!
Keep it bro. I know the poster is certainly not a fan of APC.

APC people don't like sharing useful information.
Afonjas!!

t

don't u guys ever get tired of shouting 'afonja' like some prepubescent chïld

rita25:
CONTINUE "REREADING" THE POST TILL U GET THE MESSAGE..............WHATEVER REREADING MEANS BY THE WAY?

kk, lemme dedicate 3 more seconds before passing judgment.
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Nah, still makes little sense
I won't comment on d part where u said u don't understand what rereading means...

I've been traipsing round NL looking 4 a thread where i can post new riddles n solve ones posted by other landers. If such a thread exists, pls i'd like d link.

My riddle goes like so:
>i am the beginning of everything and the end of every place. I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. What am i?

MizMyColi:
Shut up your mouth there.
Idiotta!!

Don't let me give you serious epe that will follow you till the end of this week.

Do you think from your anus or you have a daily mixture of soap and chewingum as breakfast?

You must be very stupid to call another man's handiwork "buruku"

What have you ever created or developed in your life?

Look at this one that is forever stuck on blackberry curve 2 and computer village stolen phones coming here to tell me what I should be ashamed of and what I shouldn't.

The thunder that will fire you is still fortifying itself at Obatala's shrine.
Nonsense.

she don blow , all man scatter!


Except me, i like them feisty

rita25:
hope you know bcc is part of the problem Hilary cliton is having with her emails?

i've been rereading ur post 4 like 1 minute now...still i fail to see how this 'news' u dropped is relevant to d thread

Icemany:
I am sincerly amazed!!!!

That 99% of you spewing jargon daily here do not know what BCC or CC means.

But all join...

some of u guys just love being silly,..what concerns NL with bcc/cc dt makes it imperative 4 landers to know all about it?

Ibidi:
Well, in the American system two states voting "massively" for u is meaningless. Winning a state by one vote is same as winning "massively" because in either case u get all the electoral college votes of the state. Presidents are eleceted based on electoral college votes.

hmm so u mean dt d difference in d number of votes gotten in one state doesn't really matter then? Dt means to be the potus, u need to win in more states than ur opposition, even when he/she has twice ur vote count

Ibidi:
Exactly. Poor guy just exposed his ignorance of the American electoral college system of electing presidents. I've never wanted to believe TB is a fraud. I hope this is an exception

what exactly is d difference sir?

lestat:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mtbu.gif

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scbu.gif

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bust1.gif

isn't it too late to book space now

Cecediva:
Yea, women will make a better leader than men

not with this kinda grammar they won't

clemzo101:
my broda, americans are not as religious as we are ooooo, forget what u see when you watch don moen, hill song concerts and all that, dey dont take prophesies serious. So whatever baba TB said is of no consequence

t

i understand dt most aren't overly religious but definitely some are. If u watch tb joshua's preachings, u'll see some of them in d congregation sometimes,..leaving america, spending thousands of dollars and risking life n limbs just to come listen to a dude talk seems fanatical to me

Exciton:
How anyone fall for these con men is honestly shocking.

A woman will win... the idi0t is trying to sound mysterious. There are just 2 contestants, just say the bloody name.

The fucking bastard waited till he had far more than 50% chance of correct prediction to make his prophesy. He should have done so 10 years ago.

These idi0ts rape the mind of the ignorant and intellectually weak to enrich themselves.

I just need to become governor of a State, all these bastards will be locked up in prison for a very long time and churches (Pentecostal ones especially) will be taxed 50%.

bro if u run 4 gov, i go vote 4 u
just scrap d jail part till them do sth worth getting jail time,...d tax part, i dey there with u 121%

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phoenix90:
Seun na this one you go carry for head. You no dey use eye see church prophesy. Biko hapu TB Joshua and his marketing.

ANY sensible person who's been following d election preambles so far e.g seun can predict the exact outcome tb joshua made, the difference is dt he wouldn't call it a prophecy.
Infact, clinton's supporter base may even increase a little cause tb joshua has some serious influence, maybe nt dt much in europe, but still he does some, and this prophecy he just made will aid clinton

chukz999:
Were U Able To Print Ur Green Card Without The Payment? Bro Do The Needful N Stop Begging 4 Problem

i'm pretty sure u need to pay before u can print d GC.
I really, really didn't want to pay,..sighs

Its obvious dt d girl takes after her mother. I doubt the girl was defiled, seems to me dt she did it willingly, more than once sef i'll say if i had to guess.
Doesn't free d dude though, he shoulda known better

wowmenow:
Where is the handcuff they use to arrest her
Or fayose came to rescue her in the bank
Another media trial from efcc

Small boys who have less than a million don't go bank talk less of mama peace
Too much propaganda from efcc

but d writer didn't say dt Lady Jonathan was there physically na, all he/she said was dt lady peace gave an order for d funds to be released to her despite knowing fully well d account was frozen. I really can't understand how she actually expected her orders to be obeyed,,,,who wan go jail?

So my friends, even strangers really, have been telling me dt not paying d 3k necessary to enable me print my call-up letter online is just me begging for palaver. I schooled in delsu, abk n was planning to go there to collect d letter when it's ready as dt woulda been cheaper. I need u guy's opinions cause am kinda confused now. Wanted to use d little cash at hand to buy kits, but now i no con know whether to pay d 3k after all

Anyone else in my shoes ?

Mehn this is sweet revenge for what these guys did to us last season them.never even see shot on target

Deeypeey:
Some slaps like thunder ehn!...u wont even remember who u are
Dont be surprised when the girl wakes up and start jibbering away in fluent spanish
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buh really,ds is becoming too rampant in our Tertiary institutions nowadays
reminds me of an almost similar incident in OAU last session.

also reminds me of one incident dt happened when i was in 300l in Delsu...get this, a new lecturer, at d time, slapped one of my coursemates inside an exam hall, believe me bro, d slap hot n loud ehn: everyone in d hall just stopped whatever they were doing to witness d show....
At d end of d day though, we heard dt d lecturer refused to come out of the hall cause d guy he slapped was waiting for him outside d hall after d exam was done n dusted ))

that wasn't d first time he slapped a student sha, but it was definitely d last time for someone in our set guy man mellowed after dt