₦airaland Forum

ziggy3579:
Naa so so sex talk dis days, we wey be virgins nko

help us ask them gurus oo how much be d membership card 4 our klub again sef

Vinshu:
Very true.

Guys think all the time a lady wànts to have sex.

If dts really u on ur dp, then i dnt blame the guys dt much, u exude sex appeal in droves
Nwanyi oma

thesicilian:
Signs can be very misleading. Its better to be called a ''Jew'' or ''mugu'' than to betray someone's trust, or worse still, battle cases of sexual assault.
Even consent itself is not a guarantee, not to talk of going without it. A lady who has given you consent may turn round days, weeks or even years later and say she was forced.

so true bro. there was this girl whom i had a crush on{she knew i liked her n i think she liked me 2} dt sometimes slept in my room. everytime she comes wearing very tight bumshort. she 'lets' me touch her boobs n all but when i try to get her to lift a lil so i could pull down d bloody bumshort, she pretends to be fast n deeply asleep who falls into a deep sleep barely 5 mins after a conversation n i dnt think its shyness, me i just kukuma let sleeping dogs lie ko,..life's too short to be wasted differentiating green signals from d rainbow colour

rubsaphy:
MY ADVICE IS FOR THE LADY.... IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HIS ATTENTION. STOP CALLING, PRETEND YOU'RE MOVING ON. WHEN HE DOES NOT HEAR FROM YOU IN A MONTH HE'LL TRY TO REACH OUT, THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION.

what a childish plan...u actually think this'll work

Djangocode:
No need for proxies...

You can use....

IP = 172.018.254.005....

Port = 8080....

It worked without proxies, thank u. d most problematic issue i had was d overabundance of ads, them no just let me browse in peace. pls do u know of any adblocking app dt actually works well? av tried adaway n adblocker+

Djangocode:
APN = internet.ng.airtel.com....

Username = internet.....

Password = internet....


If this doesnt work, then Airtel aint for you bro...

No proxies bro?

Usually i'd just google it but d one i saw online hasn't worked yet n i need to sub this nite..so if u have it, pls quote me

Hullo? pls i need airtel apn settings for android..need to make sure d one i have is working b4 i sub 4 d 1hr plan tonight

SweetieConstie:
Hmmm... Aunty Linda be spilling trash! She's so agitated...















Why couldn't she mind her business in the first instance? Now, she's pained... mtcheww

am i d only one dt thinks this 'girl' is sill.y

PMBisaterrorist:
mtchew stinking pussy make I catch you Linda I go so beat beat u die .

na joke I dey oo I no wan go jail

Its clear from ur dp dt u are already a deranged MALE psychopath{ or heading on dt path}.
.no go find sense put inside ur cranium

PheezyLee:
Lol...it's not a must to voice on all tracks.. if not for stormrex (chanting lo lo lo lo underneath) back up on local rapper it wld av bn boring with 3long verses of rap nah!

So wiZzy tried on kanye's One Dance too

Kanye

deekaybeatz:
This is wizkids lyrics in the song
Got a pretty girl and she love me long time/Wine it, wine it, very long time /Oh yeah, very long time /Back up, back up, backup and wine it /Back up, back up and wine it, girl /Back up, back up, backup and wine it /Oh yeah, very long time /Back, up, back up and wine it, girl

RUBBISH lyrics as usual mtchewww

NA today i know say mikel full name na john micheal NCHEKWUBE obinna.
.thank u livescore

cfc continuing to disgrace pesin, make una no let me provoke o

mukina2:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-mJKLc41YuJI/U5x1fM77ZKI/AAAAAAAACYo/mq-gBHMROH0/s1600/97pbwj.gif[/img]

hmm the number of gif images wey go dey ur phone eh

tankara1010:
The question is...Is Ifeanyi Ubah the only Billionaire owing bank? Why freeze all his accounts? How do you want him to continue to run his business? Stop being sentimental Otedola, Jimoh Ibrahim, e.t.c all owe banks way more than what Ifeanyi owes.

Either u are purposely playing d fool card to lead us on or u are actually this stewpid in real life...question dt u r supposed to ask is who is n who is not servicing his/her loan{s}, not all these shit u r spewing here

tigerclaws:
every reasonable person know that this is just a mere political witch hunt

ok saraki was corrupt and you guys didn't discover it since and gave him your ticket
saraki was corrupt and he was tagged change agent when he was busy mobilizing people for the illiterate terrorist general Buhari
now just because he double crossed you guys all of a sudden CCT CCB trial sprang from no where and you'll see some bastards who said that they're pdp supporters backing this stunt by apc.
saraki is an apc problem no sane pdp supporter should back this political witch hunt.

i now reason with chukwudi44
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter all apc bastards Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Tinubu the bastard Insha'Allah amin

U're the only bastard i see here...so becos its a witch hunt, it should be universally condemned even when it is painfully obvious dt d huntee is guilty we dnt care if na political guruburu, all we want is to see these ur fellows bastards n bit.c.hes suffer 4 once!

armadeo:
some sent hope you enjoy them

ps if you havent read shogun before suggest you start with that.

av seen them bros, thnks a ton.

toyosi007:
I don't protect my wifi, I allow folks around me use it. I even named it public wifi

Do u by any chance stay in asaba?

Emeka71:
Take your laptop to cyber-cafe with Wi-fi ;buy 1hour ticket and download as you like.

Dem still dey see unprotected wifi abi u no know say even small kiosks dey password their wifi?

frenchwine:
My guy haven't you heard about the Etisalat unlimited data plan? With just 5h, you would browse unlimited for a month. And with another 5h you would have unlimited downloads.
Just like the simple server stuff, this one uses Tweakware. I've downloaded in excess of 4gig over the past 2days.
Stacked up enough films to last me a year!

how exactly did u bypass dt damn speed throttle? give me ur number so i can holler u up on whatsapp

WalkerMichael:
The SAS of course. Change it from f initial music plus. Mtnonline. Com to that

does it still work?

WalkerMichael:
Change your proxy server to play 0. jumia. com. ng and continue surfin

R u talking about the simple server proxy server host or APN proxy server proxy?

EroticAngelina:
dunno. I guess he's a guy too so maybe he knows..

well am a guy n i don't know, anyho, each to his own i guess. .
. i tot u couldn't be easily intimidated, why u no ask d men 'shoro niyen'??

n how exactly did ur brother figure out dt u were being stared at because u didn't cook at home? shey him dey d mama put with u abi him na one of d usual 'starers'

olatade:
#MyNetherlandExperience


Recently I got my very first taste of what it meant to be black and worst off a Nigerian just as I hit Frankfort.

Let me start well though, at least with the things that impressed me; the airline @FlyLufthansa. This is a self sponsored trip so I'm not going to come here and lie to you that I could afford a business class or first class ticket. You wont get any of those fake stories here. I am going to tell you as it is so you can have the honest picture of things. I could only afford economy but on Lufthansa, that could have as well been business class on some other airline

The seats had good leg room, (satisfactory for my very long legs lol). The in-flight entertainment, superb and though the food was a bit bland in taste for my spicy African palate, it was well presented and the crew was as professional as can be, smiling and refilling cups. I don't know what the higher class got but it was really good in my economy class.

Sadly the great experience ended immediately I hit Frankfort airport.

First at the security check, I was the only black person on the queue and that immediately warranted me a more thorough search. I was the only one asked to remove my shoes, checked into a cubicle and body searched by a male police officer (this is after I had had the general security check). Somehow I didn't feel so demeaned, I knew being Nigerian had become a really bad thing abroad, almost as bad as being a terrorist.

Frankfurt airport is so damn big and could have been confusing if I weren't observant. In fact got lost a couple of times but always found my way back. I got into an elevator with a guy who I later discovered was Nigerian. We got in with some white girls and they refused to even look at us. They giggled among themselves and still wudnt look at us. At one point one even shifted so sharply when the Nigerian guy accidentally touched her an of course they literally raced off as the elevator door opened.

I had never experienced that before. This really is my first up-in-your face experience of racial discrimination. I was so appalled I think it affected me cos I spoke to no one again till I made it to my gate. When a white man seated saw me approaching to sit, he placed his jacket on the seat so I wudnt sit. Didn't care much though. I later realised this gate was for passengers proceeding to Hamburg.

Found my gate and it turned out the Nigerian guy I met at the elevator was also going to Amsterdam. When I told him what I observed, he laughed and told me that was so little compared to what black people really face in Europe when it comes to discrimination.

Well we boarded a more crowded and more Nigerian styled "little-legroom" A319 flight to Amsterdam.

At schiphol, I still had the Frankfort experience in me so spoke to no one. But I quickly realized I was the only one "boning" cos these people were shockingly pleasant. At Burger King, when I went for food (superb chicken wings and onion rings) the Young male attendant was so nice, I was pleasantly surprised. The taxi driver was talkative and so damn friendly. From then on was pretty pleasant

Thoughts

It's too early for conclusions but I can tell people in Netherlands are definitely nicer than Germans.

If racism is so thick in Europe why do we Nigerians so hurry to leave and be treated so poorly here.

shey u were joking with dt ur last question u say ur trip was self paid, which prolly means dt u aren't there 4 schooling, so why did YOU leave naija then?

A

2kaybiel:
Jenifa is trending all over.

abi o..who is ur favorite actor/actress in d soap opera?

Generalkorex:
send HOTLIST account number to 08076665555
gtb only o

will it work if d text is sent from a sim different from d one used to register?

Generalkorex:
4 u to use d 737 stuff u need 2 tins.
The sim which u used to open d account and d last 4 digit of ur atm.once ur atm n phone are stolen u can still hostlist d atm and make d 737 useless on d sim.

Well d transactions could be done in ur presence n u wouldn't be able to do anything @ gunpoint...still can u list out d procedure 4 hotlisting d atm?

So today's a sunday, and u guys know what that means, right? yeah u guessed right, WWTBAM is showing right now n because of d situation right now, maale decided to store fuel 4 d hailstorm{since we dey d rainy days now}
so i hope u guys dt are opportuned to be watching it can come keep us, non_watchers, in the loop

Generalkorex:
I can speak for GTB bt nt other bank.
U can hostlist ur atm card anytime of d day. I did it once and no transaction could be done with d card. Once d person insert the card into d atm
sorry the atm will swallow and dats all. U cant do any transaction on an hostlisted card.
I think we just av to be careful.
That particular day,friday evening I noticed dat a transaction was being done cos I keep receivin OTP code I knew my phone could be taken frm where I was charging. So I removed the phone bt keep getting d OTP code,the person even tried an international transaction which doesnt required OTP code. Dat wen I hotlisted d atm card around 8pm immediately I received the international transaction alert.then I called gtb customer care if d card could be dehostlisted.bt no solution.
I was only told dat I could retain the number on d card which I reject.
We just av to be care ful sha

i thought d whole point of d 737 stuff was to make transactions mobile i dnt understand why d thief needed to use an atm machine in the first place..why not just transfer the money outta ur acct? or are u nt talking about *737?

well since una say make we buy 'nigerian' to promote d naira, i decided to create this to promote a local series instead of d usual american blockbusters...dt n it doesn't hurt of course dt JENIFA is amazingly hilarious.
.
.let's start with ur fav actor/actress in d series b4 branching out to d episodes...mine is falz{i just love d way he speaks