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naijaboiy:
and you no do anything?

Oga you be the pope of friendzoneville

i dey learn 4rm u na alobam
seriously sha, dt time d gal dey always wear tight bumshort wey get iron button n tightfitting lap area n she dey sleep dey face wall. Anytime wey i wan pull the stupid idiot, she go dey comot my hand...
At a time sef i tire leave her slip, yet na she con wake me.. She use her knees dey hit me 4 my back

choi! Dt gal can form sleep sha what about ur own ni??

naijaboiy:
I dey tell you

But I think it preserves their worth....

E nor suppose easy na,,how you see am?

i feel u bro, but e no suppose hard like final year exams na....dem go give us certificates ni

Kachisbarbie:
I think I have experienced all

of course u have! U no know say ur beauty dey intimidating ni Ur hubby's gat 2 be one of d bravest men alife.

naijaboiy:
Kai that one don happen to me before

Babe sleep finish I no even fit touch her clothe

Yet she go carry her yansh dey touch my something

bro na ur own worse pass oo. At least i touch d gal wella though she no gree make i put 1 for the 0
chai i don Bleep up wella 4 dis my short existence oo. No be only once she cum slip 4 my room sef.

samflexxy:
lols just talk am jor

as ur ex-ex-ex-girlfriend

FLAWLES:
watz dat?

it's a cartoon bt a lil gal named dora whose exploration's never ending...a pretty pointless cartoon 4 teens but i hear that kids luv it. though i don't get y sha.

naijaboiy:
hahahahaha.....

Guy boy na boy o...whether fine or ugly.

I dey experience am wella,,no be every time e dey come easy

Some girls dey always wan make am look like jamb

NA true u talk say bro. Some gals forming no be here. na them go cum ur room cum slip yet if u dey touch them, dem go dey do iyanga

FLAWLES:
TOM&JERRY

, what a coincidence! Na dora the explorer dey turn me on.

samflexxy:
lols complete am

lol bro, e dey complete na oga_

*na my mouth he wan 4rm hear say jesus no go cum?*

FLAWLES:
heheh,that won't turn me oN

WHOT!!! Blood, gore n hot sweaty sex won't turn u on








...U must be abnormal then
p.s: what wud turn u on then? Phillipine films

FLAWLES:
heheh,that won't turn me oN

WHOT!!! Blood, gore n hot sweaty sex won't turn u on








...U must be abnormal then

merit12:
are you black?

ermmm...*which kain question be dis one again na*
yes....








...i guess?
Are u white??

naijaboiy:
Chai...

Number 4,,6 and 8 no pass me by

I guilty of those ones die

if fine boy like u dey guilty of all these ones, wetin u want make ugly guys like us do_;D_

just kidding.. U still get the same problems now?

merit12:
take oro-ro,na sure pass.vaseline quick dey finish.

na white oro-ro abi na d red one?? Me sef wan learn

akiOYIBO:
making sense

thanks bro.

ahnie:
oh nairaland.....what an absurd topic.

well am nt exactly a normal guy. Seriously though, i've noticed it 2 many times n just want 2 c if i can get a reasonable reason 4 it.

P.S- i dey follow u now

samflexxy:
all this just to have sex


Smh.

a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do man. Not all gals are as cheap as......

dechandel:
Always request for a seasonal movie

u no get conscience ni AT the end of d thing, na u go still enjoy am pass

Hmmm oh yea, that's some pretty as$ right there, gotta get me some of that ...mm, yea....




Ummm op repeat wetin u talk, i no hear u d first time

This is a question that i sometimes reflect on n i always cum up with natin...so nairaland papas, can yous pls tell me

akiOYIBO:
I could not follow the thread.....can u share d link?

just shared my VN bro. I did 3 VNs sha. Tell me if u like the first one

AgentOfAllah:
I'm an academic, so in my academic circles, I freely discuss about my irreligiousity and I'm notorious for shutting religious academics up in my school. To their credit, they're much easier to debate than folks on Nairaland because they are scientifically minded, and are given to reason.

Whenever I visit my parent's home though, I'm a closet atheist, not because my family will harm me, but because my mama is quite the drama queen, so I don't want to ruffle her feathers because no matter what, mummy is mummy, if you know what I mean...

bro my situation is the same. Women are such drama queens. Some of my siblings know i hate going 2 church nd all my hostelmates know. Even my parents know to an extent...a very small extent.

pweetyz:
HeyChiko..thats exactly how mine was till i had to make it extremely brief

gosh..nl is full of such wonderful sweet voiced individuals

voice notes
mizmycoli-so mature and re-assuring
benromeo39-girly and cute
kelvindim..super cute and girly,thought it belonged to a girl at first..i think i could crush
mariolae..sorta mature and straight forward
3coins-so damn nice
naijaboiy..i just love this dude..so cute voice..don't exactly know why he beefs me these days though
chizzy94-awesome voice
suley316-wow..so not what i expected,nice voice
francistony-cool voice
andyblaze-funny dude
unibenstudent-the caring nature is in your voice
elantracy,cupidhero,neldrizzy,rapzino,mizcavina,franugo and all others who made voicenotes here that i listened to buh can't remenber cos they were so so much..awesome voice
i hope to copy some voices here though ..
NAIRALAND IS SUCH AN AWESOME PLACE TO BE

i know, right??.
Btw, where have u been hiding ur beautiful face

EroticAngelina:
I'm fine, how are u too?

am ok, just a lil heartbroken n a lotta BORED!! Wonder how i 4 make am if 2 say NL no dey....oga seun i don't think i've said this b4,...THANKS!
p.s- one na 4 u lina while the rest 4 na 4 oga seun.
P.p.s- #teamnohomo

EroticAngelina:
lols, I luv everyone who luvs me.

chai such kissable lips!! nwannyi oma, asampete, ada obi'm..ke ki si me??

akiOYIBO:
awwwwwwww.......do u need my help?

yea bro, i need someone 2 go drink with me. I need 2 4get my sorrow.
Btw, u don listen 2 my voicenote#teamalobam

EvilSeeed:
There is no such thing as the Devil's box..



Except maybe Pandora's box.. But then Pandora is not the Devil either.

wish someone would tell all deeper lifers, some don't watch the tv....what a boring life!! Bros o, what does pandora's box mean?

Annypie:
wow@scintillating..dats a very new word to me o,after my years of reading sha.


thanks a lot sugar...pls do keep voting,cheers!

No P babe, ama keep voting. Just keep being beautiful n keeping it real.
U'r welcum btw

I vote ada'm Jennimma, beautiful temigracie, adorable marthak, the scintillating annypie and the gorgeous ROZZAY!

I vote ada'm Jennimma, beautiful temigracie, adorable marthak, the scintillating annypie and the gorgeous ROZZAY!

all4praise:
THE STRANGER

Years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mum taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger... he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.

Sometimes, Mum would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)

Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honour them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing.

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave.

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.

His name

We just call him "TV." I really fear what his grand kids will be like.

Note:
He has a wife now... we call her "Computer."
Their first child is "Cell Phone."
Second child "I Pod."

i don't blame u man, i blame kumuyi 4 his persistence 2 wallow in ancient things.

EvilSeeed:
Was born and spent my childhood in Deeperlife Bible Church (Gbagada Branch).

The one thing I can say for certain is that then, Televisions were not allowed to be owned by members. But my Mum being a renegade kept our small President Black and White Devils Box..

When Pastor Kumuyi finally eased up on Televisions, members cried and even started praying for him as they believed he had backslided.

Till today, many Deeperlife homes still dont have televisions in em.

bros pls be honest, do u really think that tv is the devil's box