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Have the cash rite now so anyone?? ? ?

This mostly happens in naija n it's mostly xperienced by married women nd ama tell u y it's so....some naijans are stupid, EOD! U'll c a woman being abused n she tells u dt her vows said 4 beta 4 worse...i'll be like WTF, is she 4 real Na death go do dem part na, mtchewww.

I had various nicknames back in da day depending on who was looking 4 me....4 d staffers in my sec. skul, they called me oskada cos when i was still a kid in pri. skul, i used 2 visit me mum, she works in me sec. skul nd i'd say i want 2 ride an oskada...i was nkanu or papilo 2 da guys in ma hood, my bros included, cos i was, n still, gud in futball, though i've gotten rusty without practice...also there was a woman that works in me sec. skul dt called me her husband.....i still get called by all these names, it's part of my identity now i guess.

TheDetective: Olga, ah no go lie to you.. You are just to Mikel how Rihanna is to Pique..

Mikel and Pique dont have Careers any more.. They cant play anything called football again..

How can a 35 year Old Lampard sneak behind Mikel's back, get to the box b4 him and score against Chelsea..

Olga pls do something.. Mayb U should stop the Sex..

bro it's shakira abeg not rihanna oo. U want cum btw wetin baba J don join 2geda,? i mean me n rihababy....took ur times oo.

Sure it works, better than the ones that dated be4 marriage sef since there is no mystery 2 solve about ur spouse, thus it gets kinda boring after a while....me honest opinion.
On the other hand, HAPPY NEW MONTH!!!

I agree dt We are standing on a firm foundation, but it's as if the builders have abandoned the project....p.s- i didn't read d excerpt, 2 fucking long.

destante: Awwwn I am actually brushing atm.

brushing atm luv??

I wud also like 2 date destante...her beauty is undeniable, class unstoppable, her sexiness/sultriness unbeatable...she is my dream galfriend.

marieolae: why is that so?

d church i normally attend, good tidings church, ain't in abraka where i skul so i don't boda meself...quite fortuitous 4 me since i don't even like going 2 church sef.

marieolae: why is that so?

d church i normally attend, good tidings church, ain't in abraka where i skul so i don't boda meself...quite fortuitous 4 me since i don't even like going 2 church sef.

I wudn't know beautiful, i don't go 2 church 8 months in a yr

Dbestmax: I luv Marieolae...some1 help me tel her dat she's givin me sleepless 9tes

u 2 Naim b say we plenty oo...marieolae u fit handle all of us so??

Dbestmax: I luv Marieolae...some1 help me tel her dat she's givin me sleepless 9tes

u 2 Naim b say we plenty oo...mariela u fit handle all of us so??

dotcomnamename: [size=25pt]Chelsea fans, if you like read, if you like don't read,

Whether you like it or not, Chelsea will not win the EPL this season.. Except if Mourinho is not in charge. Mark my word...

Oya, mumu Chelshit make una comment

Don't bother to reply cos i won't come back here...

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na wetin 2 much weed dey cus b dis..issosad! SMH

chelseabmw: Where dem haterz

dem dey smoke weed mixed with otapiapia

Smooyis: Blackmailing TB Joshua instead of writing his own version of how things went. The time may not have been appropriate according to Ibekwe and many others to give them money, but the fact remains the prophet cannot have an encounter with anyone without extending his givings. He is such a good giver at heart. It is a gift from God.

has he given u money b4? Abi u dey use past examples dey conclude?? Do u know what those people MIGHT have done 4 him behind closed doors No human, other than my family, is worth my complete trust!

Smooyis: Whatever you may say cannot take anything away from the prophet of God. Prophet TB Joshua's record in the work of love, charity, healing deliverance and prophecies has no close rival the world over. He has said God is on top of the situation, so the rantings of people like you and Ibekwe is inconsequential. Within a week of the SCOAN guest house collapse, the enemies of the people whom TB Joshua believes are responsible have been murdered in their hundreds never like before. Even almost all of their commanders including the dreaded Shekau have been killed one after the other lending credence to Prophet Joshua's assertion that God will get back at the perpetrators of the tragic event. Many of these militants are presently surrendering their arms in defeat to our soldiers. This is God at work.
You may continue to toe the way of unbelief, but its sure that the word of God as spoken through His annointed prophet cannot go void......... 'God is on top of the situation'

why are u bringing bokites in2 dis mara So u bliv say na bokites cause d collapse Na them build d building shey? seriously SMH right now

Kasynpaulsyn1997: you are just plain silly! Go eat,dance and live with the northerners! Monkey,igbo wannabe like you! I'm safe in the east you can go do business with terrorists than honest and peaceful people...... Go let them bomb the hell out of your big head........gerrra out. One nigeria my ass,stop the pretence boy,it sucks!

bia nwokem, awu adi? Odi ka na ara na gba gi...ife e na eku now bu na e ga prefer e meh biz with ibo guy nkoyeli ju onu ii..je onitsha ka wa megi sumtin nu, RUBBISH!

PerfectFortune: You can't be sure of that. There is a lot of conspiracy theories going on out there and the press have always been involved.

bia onye ara, are u condemning what d reporter did

Abeg anybody fit dumb this explanation fit 4 einstein 4 me??

With the distance between us and the clouds, why is it that we can hear thunders sooo audibly and lightening can strike d earth? Na so e long reach

Chrisabig: You don start abi, how you take know say I smoke weed, anyway weed is very good for me, mostly inthe morning. Now start to dey cry

big boys no dey cry, we dey wail....but d weed wey u take dt morning 2 much na haba!

Chrisabig: THIS EU ABI NA UE DEY BROKE MAKE WE BE VERY CAREFUL, I THINK DEM GET PLANS, HOW CAN MAN WEY BROKE GO INVEST THAT KIND OF CASH, I NO TRUST THEM SURE.

how can EU be broke? U don smoke weed dis early morning bah?

2cato: What will be the reward for bringing him to justice?
These are the kind of news bbc will want the world to know about nigeria. People should stop all these nonsense by given nigeria a bad name.

am trying 2 understand u mr. 2cato...r u saying dt news like this should not be spread n d culprit go scotfree or r u saying thatd naijans should stop their magomago

Amandbob: Ur fellow Roman catholic, Bishop matthew kukah once said a situation wil grow from bad 2 worst wen d gud ppl say notin. Dats y d Muslim dominated us al dis while cos u clergy men we're busy or too afraid 2 speakup bt now dey know dat any misdid wil b opposed immediately. Y do u tink d sultan n JNI prefer d Roman catholic bishop to pst Ayo cos ur Bishop wil alwaz bow 2 dem while its Christian who r bin killed. Bt even wen a newspaper said somtin abt der prophet dey strtd killin xtians n non of der imams said anytin. Am a Roman catholaic bt am hapi wit pst Ayo cos 4d first ever d muslim hav der equal, instantly put dem we're dey blong

babe if u are Hot just call me 2 satisfy u, don't cum here n show how stressed u are k?

experimentist: How can they say CAN they say that! Don't they know that the know that the spring bling lcey nicey Jesus piece wearing Snoop Dogg-looking superfly pastor is a top notch above the law fellow? They better be back to their senses

abeg anybody understand dis fellow

Abi o my broda. I first saw the news in bbc n an IT expert said the amount was UNUSUALLY large but that the method was common...anyhow sha, d guy don blow bigtime cos i no know how naija fit trace am unless dem beg america cos surely #america will know#

Just saw this n wanted my fellow landers 2 know 2..


The public is hereby notified that Godswill Oyegwa Uyoyou, whose photograph appears above is wanted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) in connection with a case of Criminal Conspiracy, Obtaining Money under False pretence and Electronic Transfer of Fund.
Godswill, an IT staff of a new generation bank, is alleged to have fraudulently connived with some scammers and hacked into his bank’s database and obtained the sum of Six Billion and Twenty-Eight Million Naira (N6.28b).
Fair complexioned Godswill is 38 years old and 1.73meters in height. He hails from Isoko South Local Government Area of Delta State.
His last known address is No. 7 Balogun Akarutu Street, off Tijani Salako, Ile-epo Ashamu Estate, Ejigbo-Lagos.
Anybody with useful information as to his whereabouts should contact the Commission in its Enugu, Kano, Lagos, Gombe, Port Harcourt and Abuja offices or through these numbers 09-9044751-3, 08093322644, 08183322644, 070-26350721-3,070-6350724-5; its e-mail address: info@efccnigeria.orgor the nearest Police Station and other security agencies

iluvweed: Try using Sperm!

Works like MAGIC!

Thank me later....

bro u b correct guy, d tin works like mad mehn....TWALE 4 U magic Spermatozoan!

Kinkybraids: Being Open about sex does not make one a sexaholic. It just means i say whats on my mind.

i luv this!

Richiy: Your definition of hating needs readjustment.

eh eh, oya gwam what u don't like about d clothes. Am sure everyone here(except severe haters) will tell u d same thing when asked....P-babas clothes are simple, stylish n elegant..wonder what u'd say about terry g's clothes

Richiy: Your definition of hating needs readjustment.

eh eh, oya gwam what u don't like about d clothes. Am sure everyone here(except severe haters) will tell u d same thing when asked....P-babas clothes are simple, stylish n elegant..wonder what u'd say about terry g's clothes