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You sure say u don see her "real" birth certificate? And no be Bobo Oluwole Chicago certificate she get?

I don already carry 7 odds say Hegseth go off aboki uniform

AqualinaXYZ:
Some people that doesn’t have a drop of oil in their region are crying out that Trump want to take our oil



Oga Shebi it’s south south oil?



Leave Trump to it



We don too feed una with the oil wey una no dey use do anything rather than to still form evil alliance to remove our Goodluck Jonathan



Leave America to take it e no belong to una na south south e belong to

Na u sabi that one.
See, e get 1 meat wey when u chop am, even your shit must black. You know am?
Fried Bat meat in dry njansang sauce with plantain.
Just taste fried BAT meat and thank me later.
I am serious bro, no joke

Josbreed:
is is dirtier than catfish raised in po ds that drink andeat from water containing their urins and fæces? Pigs CAN NEVER eat where they poo. They like cleanliness too, itis the ones that stray that enter muddy water foronly one reason:to cool off frm the heat.

Trump also has a point ... about Nigeria
The keyword here is 3100 vs 4476.

If Muslims are fine with being killed, good for them but Christians don't have that luxury.
What is misleading is calling terrorists - herdsmen and bandits.
Just Google search killer herdsmen.
Then remind yourself about the 4th most deadly terror group in the world coupled with the MuMu ticket and there you have your genocide.
Do you still have images in your mind of the Yelwata massacre? What about Owo massacre?
As you are saying that Muslims are also dying, can you name just 1 massacre of the same magnitude against Muslims?
Well organised heavily armed groups of Fulani are killing Christians daily with impunity.
You would be trying to use a sledgehammer to kill an ant by saying that Nigerians of all faith are dying.

Are there well armed groups attacking communities in Nigeria and killing people for fun? YES
Now, if you bring the ethnic/religion equation into the perpetrators of these attacks, you will find out that more pastors/priests have been killed than imams, more churches than mosques have been attacked and burnt down, massacres have even happened in churches.
Fulani are killing Nigerians, Nigerian Christians and even Northern Christians to be more precise.

So when you tell me that Nigerian Muslims are also dying, I see the fundamental flaw in your argument which is your inclusion of Northerners as Muslims and forgetting that there are millions of Northern Christians.
Yes, Northern Christians.
Fulani terrorists aka herdsmen do not raid and massacre Fulani communities and even if they do, its 0.1/10.
Just do a case study on Kaduna alone and tell me where terrorists aka herdsmen have ever massacred people in Kaduna except Southern Kaduna.
Is it not northerners that are being massacred in Southern Kaduna?
Northerners of which faith?
Note that they are Northerners, not Muslims.
They could be Hausa, Tiv, Fulani, Kanuri, etc
Now you can realise the security report that prevented El Rufai from becoming a Minister was not a rumour?
Nobody in Nigeria can say he does not know that EL Rufai for one has killed Christians in Nigeria?
It's a known fact in and out of Kaduna and all over the world.
Just check his X and Facebook and newspaper for his comments in 2013-2015, 2015-2023.
Don't forget to check his children's posts, then you can have an idea about what they discuss on their dinnertable or in their guarded moments.
There are many more like him, Nigerians who by themselves have admitted importing terrorists, paying them off and the terrorists refused to go back home.
In the last 10 years, they have occupied all our forests and ungoverned spaces from Zamfara to Ikom.
Everyday, they add a new spice to it, either a New General with a funny Fulani name like Dogi Gide emerges or a new flavor is created known as MAHMUDA, LAKURAWA.

Gumi.... who you are saying here has a point , uses terrorists as oxygen.
A security threat who was deported from Mecca.
Gumi and Elrufai should be at the Hague.

Abdul05:
Gumi has a point....about trump politics..

But let be honest...Nigerians of all faiths are victims of the same violence..

Calling it Christian genocide is misleading..our fight is against insecurity..not each other

The keyword here is 3100 vs 4476
@ the bolded, so why did Tinubu go to Chatham House during campaign?
Have you seen Macron going to Fela shrine to do campaign?
Sovereign my left scrotum.
When Obama interfered to have GEJ removed, you were probably deaf and dumb then.

Any criticism of FG does not mean that they want Tinupoo removed from power. NO
On the contrary he is supposed to wake up and fix whats wrong asap before sanctions follow..
If you would label such an accusation for just the designation of Nigeria as a country of concern, what then would be left in storage to accuse the 16 coupists?

Exousiang01:
Hahahaha
I understand that this is all in a fight to get president Bola Tinubu out of power as he doesn't give a damn about the US and he has said so on several occasions.

My question to them is how is what ever law you want to make over there affect a sovereign nation.
The US need to understand that it's not Goodluck Ebele or Peter in power.

Nigeria will not change its system before one funny hair guy in the US feels the Nigerian president should kiss his ass.

NOTE: I am a strongly against Sharia law, but if we want to change it we would change it because we "Nigeria" wants to no because some law maker who doesn't understand the diversity on Nigeria sits in Washington DC office watches a video and decides to change the laws in Nigeria.....

Unfortunately we would have Nigerians clapping for the US wanting to tell and independent nation what laws they should follow.
Those same people will still complain about other Nations disrespecting them

Hopesay no be for my mouth u wan hearsay Kwara has been conquered by Futa Jallon?

favour32:
Error!
Niger state has been erroneously designated as Kwara state.

Make this country divide make we rest.

Right after you stop constituting a nuisance on Nairaland

helinues:
When would the christians also organize a finance institution with no interest on loan?

Amen

tobeezman:
I reject that IJN!

About the sun bro, not about you.
For you, I leave you to the nairaland feminists plus simps, trust me they will come for your head and I'll be here sitting on ma porch reading and laughing.

tobeezman:
complain about what? the weather is cool here.

Dad was 61 years old
Mum was 11 years old
Which Region am I from?

By that time my brother, erection go be na after every 8-10 hours.

AKWATGOLD1:
Just continue searching till you meet a lady that tick all tickables.

Tobechukwu, dis table you are shaking, the leg no too good ooo.
Hmm...... abeg sun dey hot, make I find police station go complain first

tobeezman:
Nothing she tells me in this case will be justified. I know myself. She is also a Nairalander, so I hope she sees post if it makes it to front page.

Thank you.
Where have you ever seen a coup with the security chiefs agreeing to it?
Only 1 in Zimbabwe and the coup was to oust Migabe and install the VP.

It's not only Nigeria that is multiethnic or multireligious bro.
Oh, you think say na only Fulani-Hausa full Niger, Burkina Faso, Chad, Mali?
Fulani na minority in some of these countries, especially Chad, Burkina Faso and Mali.
Let's not talk about Gabon.

Fiscus105:
You are free to disagree, all those countries, their security formation not skewed towards same tribe, besides, those countries are not multiethnic and multiple religions like Nigeria.

In Nigeria today, extremely difficult to remove govt of the day, except if security chiefs agree to do it, which is even almost impossible as well.

Stop talking like this bro, there is a flaw in the foundation of your statement.
@ the bolded, the current leaders of Mali, Burkina Faso, Chad, Niger, Gabon today who took power through a coup, do you think they were the highest ranking soldiers before the coup?
Do you think they were even in the top 10% of the Army hierarchy before the coup?
Traore is and was just a captain ooo.
Some were Colonels, some were Generals, some were Palace guards who were not even part of the regular army.

Fiscus105:
Coup is extremely difficult to succeed,with the way the man in Aso Rock, appointed military hierarchy and personnel, who are securing him, except if those people betray him, which is almost impossible.

All the coup plotters except 2 are from North, when almost security forces in Nigeria, headed by Yorubas.

Even if that bloody coup, wen through, those involved won't still be President, because of several people that are still way above them.

Why risking your life for thing you will not enjoy ultimately, if it eventually succeed ?

RIP in advance.
Tell Arafat I said Hi, say new new versions of powerbikes don comot.

Covid19lockdown:
SUICIDE NOTE
Dear Nlanders,

If you are seeing this, it means by eleven O'clock (11pm) today, I will be no more.

To my parents, siblings and love ones I am really sorry to disappoint y'all. I never planned to follow this part, but it has gotten beyond my control. Ever since I lost my job 5 months ago, life has not been easy for me. No one cares if you exist or not. I have tried to get another job but I can't. I managed to eat once a day begging for food. Behind the dressing and smiling in public lies a depressing and frustrated soul.

All I wanted was love, words of encouragement, assurances, advice and prayers but I get none from even people close to me. I'm tired and depressed. Can't take it any longer.

Please call and tell me you love me let me go home with it. To those who I have wrong and offended in one way or the other, I'm deeply sorry. Forgive me.

zero 9 zero-779-164-31

It's not nonsense, it's actually A LOT OF SENSE.
Even CFA has 2000, 5000 and 10,000 single notes without your SUPERSONIC INFLATION fears and emotion.
Mind you a 5000 naira note will not even have the value of a 2000 CFA note.

2015
1000 naira = 3100 CFA

2025
1000 naira = 388 CFA

The argument being made is not about the value of the naira, we all know naira is not even worth the paper it's printed on.
The argument is about the portability of the naira.
Know the difference.

Namaster:
Experts in what?
Stupidity and buffoonery?
Do they know anything about Macroeconomics?

If the CBN implements the NONSENSE, we'll leave the realms of Galloping inflation for the stratosphere of SUPERSONIC inflation.

We'd be using a Wheelbarrow-load of money to buy SNIPER while looking to the sweet release of death with FONDESS.

"Experts" should STOP this nonsense and go back to their Beer Parlour.

By using that word "darling daddy" you reminded me of nairaland celebrity vulture griller @.
Im no let people ear rest dat time with "darling daddy" vibes.

Tochi3:


..this is the true definition of the Southern yoonity as canvassed by Tilumbu & his supporters..



..this numbers are önly for the emi:;",o kan Southern yoonity..

..nobody should come here & mention that their"datling daddy" did worst..cos when he was pulling the ethnic card for all Northerners..reasonable Nigerians were against it & speaking out...while those who were waiting to grab power was like.." even if darling daddy employs only his family members"..they are comfortable with it..since "darling daddy can only work with those he can trust"...

..fight don start with darling daddies & emi::":okans..nobody one should drag Ndigbo into their use::"les bigotry, nepotism, parapoism & tribalism biko..

So na only these 3 persons thief 25 million litres of PMS abi? Like only these 3? 25 million litres? NNPC Ltd?
Ok ooooo

Make Akpabio no see this one ooo

Simple, it's because naira is worthless.
Take it or leave it, the real people enjoying Nigeria are our CFA denominated neighbors.
Buhari was the one who over printed and over saturated the naira via ways and means @ CBN with Meffy then added color to the naira did a 360 by artificially increasing the value of the naira through scarcity causing naira to be used to buy naira, I mean naira was chasing the naira and not any Goods or services, save for local audio rice since it was made contraband.
Then Tinubu promised to continue from where Buhari stopped, he promised to reduce the purchasing power of the people and achieved this via subsidy is gone and further devaluation of the naira.

2015
1000 naira = 3100 xaf

2025
1000 naira = 388 xaf

If its not voodoo economics, then I don't know but beware of APC supporters, they will convince you that things are much better now and that if you cant buy milo, then drink pap to grow the naira.
They will convince you that they have gigantic subsidy savings but they are borrowing massively and looting silently behind closed doors further sinking the naira.

9jatriot:
I have always wondered why Benin Republic, Togo and other seemingly poorer nations are able to afford more expensive fuel while we get angry at a cost that is sometimes only about 60% of their cost. Who can explain it to me?

A whole 53 million USD na im u dey call outdated machines?
You sure say somebody for your family don ever own tear rubber car? Or go ever own am?
Abeg shift very faraway make we observe Law #10 before you infect everyone on this thread.

omooba05:
See finish.. Africa na dump site for outdated machines

Na the day when ur gbola go stuck inside opueh via Magun, na that day we go transmit your message to somebody's wife.
No be every hole, man suppose enter.

Dzzzz:
Also tell somebody’s wife not to sleep with us..

1st find out wetin kpai the husband 1st, e fit be third time widow aka serial killer in disguise

GOFRONT:
How about sleeping with a widow??......cos one dey enta my eye for my Area!!

No, na kidnappers don hold am dey request 70M.
Na both fear of gba gbos plus shame dey do im brothers - madridguy and yarimo to come open thread here make we contribute for ransom.
After all, we no dey give shishi

Vinnie2000:
Plz
Where is Helinues??

It's like he has Finally gotten a Job.

Or has been asked by his Parents to be a Man and leave their house.

Barack Hussein Obama, the deporter in chief who deported more Africans from the US than Biden and Trump, suddenly hailing Fela.
Wonderfulkistan

Nyashless

RIP to which of the souls? 2014 or 2025 souls?
Or is it every mallam to his kettle karma?
In Edo Governors voice, this your statement is confusing me.

Amotolongbo:
Is this not the minister of interior who organised that chaotic immigration recruitment leading to stampede and death of many Nigerian youths in 2014?

May the souls of the dead rest in peace

Wulowulo, you are highly welcome, there is enough space for everyone to sit and watch cartoon.
Who is next?
B4 you, it was Lakurawa and before that it was Mahmuda and before that it was numerous bandit commanders like Dogo Gide, Kachalla, etc.
Jungle don dey mature, these kids are now organising themselves better by forming LLC for excursion to Disneyland.
Nigeria we hail thee