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Using sledgehammer, no be hand

Chidibe212:
To knock you for head dey hungry me

Go for deliverance or rather go village go baf for una village stream or river.
You need cleansing, u don go carry one demon for that OS joint u dey always hangout.
Thank me later.

Mrdealer4all:
Due to my childhood traumatic life .
I have lost sense of belonging in the society.
All my mates are all married wuth kids.
I stay indoors everyday.
I only go out in the night.
I don't know if I have mental problem.
Nothing impress me in this life.
I feel irritated being in the midst of people.
I always want to be alone.
My life is mess up

Can you please tell me the difference between Buhari and Tinubu?
Cuz the only difference I know is the "and"

Atlantis585:
A lot of you will come here to criticize but you were okay when Buhari was appointing his kinsmen to juicy offices in the name of being qualified and now Tinubu is doing likewise.

Remove the logs in your eyes before worrying about the speck of dust in other people’s eyes.

Coming from a typical Lukumi person, how Nigeria no go be beacon of hope?
Just today on another thread you yourself posted UK travel warning about this same beacon of hope aka now disgraced country.
No worries, rain dey fall for every man roof, today 25 kidnapped in the North, 2morrow na your family members.
Na that time me I go stand ontop the same mandate you are standing on now.

christistruth01:
Nigeria is a beacon of hope


President Obasanjo left
President Jonathan left
President Buhari left


This Lady looks like she is in for a marathon rule

A now disgraced country, beacon of hope?
Dey play...
A country that beheads Generals
Dey play...
A country that recruits terrorists into its army
Dey play.....
A country with ongoing genocide
Dey play.....
A country with a President that forfeited drug money
Dey play.....
A country blaming voodoo for 2026 WC failure
Dey play.....
A country with 2 national anthems
Dey play....
A country where judge shopping is rampant
Dey play....
A country where fake Bishops are used for campaigns
Dey play....
A mumu country with Mu-Mu ticket where constituency empowerment projects range from mass marriage ceremonies, wheelbarrows and gallons, White cloths for burial, earthen pots, etc with boreholes that function only for 72 hours after inauguration.

Continue playing till Nigeria happens to you, na then you go knowsay that beacon dem bury am underground and that hope abi renewed hope na shege in IPhone packaging.
If you are standing on the mandate, jump off asap b4 u develop hernia, doctors still dey strike oo

autoez:
When you look at other African countries, it's hard to miss how Nigeria stands out as a beacon of hope. 😢

Borrowing and foreign debts na how many year high?

OP, may the God of Wike punish you severely, if you ever end this hen series on nairaland.
I love you all

Na so official statistics dey, not every kidnapping is reported.
Unofficial statistics go need dem to add 2 zeros at the end of every stat but 3 zeros to Kaduna, Katsina and Zamfara.

coolcharm:
All I can say is that these figures are greatly suppressed

Thank God say na Lagos cuz anytime I hear land grabbing, my mind dey fail brakes rush to 40 year old whiskey.

Make I kuku hustle that GWR of stupidity from you.
That Gbajue from Agulu is the sponsor of bandits in the North, you know he is a very big importer right?
He has been importing islamists from Futajallon to Nigeria since Obasanjo tenure to kill Northerners so he can be President.

Putindbutt:
If you like, i.pob can relocate to the north and start reporting security issues live from the forest, it won't make that Gbajue from Agulu become President.

I will correct you on just 1 point for the record.
Ali Ndume is not even the 10th longest serving lawmaker in Nigeria.
The longest serving lawmaker is Ahmed Lawan former Senate President.

Brat, as a Russian speaker, I hope you know the meaning of your name Svoboda.
If i say "Svoboda voram" you gats answer "Hui ??"

Svoboda:
Senator Ali Ndume has remained relevant since 1999. He's the longest serving lawmaker in Nigeria. What other party relevance does he require, going by your assertion? He understands politics like the palm of his hands and tries not to punch above his weight. From time to time, he releases rhetorics that resonate with the poor, which is what you mean by "he talks too much." Beyond that, Ndume appears very simple and approachable. He's unlike the average Nigerian politician who is both wrapped around his own ego, is both ambiguous, complex, and is distant from his people. That's the simple reason his senate ticket is assured every four years.

One soldier who was shot and abducted along with him was reportedly freed........ dey like na Yarimo

Mrfixitt:
Another one. It's obvious his colleagues working with bandits betrayed him. What a disgraced country

Vulture griller, how far with your darling daddy?
No be your darling daddy bring these terrorists with dogs and baboons soaked in blood?
Na you I want make dem catch enter Bush, I wan check if Gumi go negotiate for you or not.

[quote author= post=137504221]Come now America 🇺🇸.

Come quick Mr Trump.

Come help us with terrorists, bandits and unknown gunmen biko POTUS 🇺🇸


When are we gonna solve this problems bro?
It's been going on for a looooong while.
Tens of Thousands of innocent lives lost.


Addendum :
All of us at dem MANNA know that Mr Donald is not coming anywhere to fight a war,
The highest American government can do is to sanction Nigeria or fleece our darling country from some free monies/grants/aides we have been getting from them (if we don't stop the killings as a nation).
That is all POTUS can do.

But how we wish they can actually come to fight terrorism in our darling nation.

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God save Nigeria 🇳🇬 🙏[/quote]

Bros no vex, I wan ask say according to the Nigeria–UK prisoner transfer programme, if UK asks for transfer of Nnamdi Kanu who is a British citizen in exchange for Ekweremadu who is a Nigerian citizen, how e go dey?

BlackPantherxXx:
Tinubu is playing them all like a fiddle.

Floating all sorts of propaganda.

If Ekweremandu isn't released, the narrative is that "at least BAT tried"

Given the gravity of his crimes, UK wouldn't release him. Not even shorten his sentence for being of good behaviour.

Let him eat Akpu and Oha with under His Royal Majesty's custody. Whole former Deputy Senate President, appropriately disciplined!

You have been a LAWMAKER for almost 3 decades, yet you have always been a LAWBREAKER.

If Democrats field AOC, Republicans will field MTG...
E go sweet die

cr7lomo:
Democrats go still field AOC ...come de expect say Americans go vote for am. . ..they are so delusional

Bros, I wan join mouth for this ur wisdom.
Not only Indians, Pakistani dem dangerous pass Indians.
Marry 1st wife, bring come UK, give am belle as she born, divorce am, marry 2nd one bring come UK, divorce am, marry 3rd one.
All the wives go get stay and subsequent citizenship through the child route, now now 5 years don reach dem apply for ILR.
Quietly no noise but Nigeria, dem cast everything online for few cents per like.

aswani:
I disagree with your second paragraph, a lot of the natives have felt that way since the 90's, they just never had it thrown in their faces so blatantly like Nigerians did.

Every single stuff we did to take advantage of their system, Indians have been doing it for ages, loud mouthed Nigerians were the ones that put it out there in a way that the natives could see.

Our own is too much.

Damn niggar, where my original damn niggar dey?
EFCC abeg make una free Slawomir, oh my God since wey una raid that yahoo factory with Chinese connect, I never see my guy, na im be the COO for that place.

To your matter, na when u reach 64 years and just 6 months to your 65th birthday wey u go knowsay life sweet. Ask Ned Nwoko.

VOsimhen144:
Damnn niggar

I go chose N400 million with an option to live till 65years
I believe say many of us no go agree to come life if God tell us say how here be… the struggle of life is too much nd at the end of the struggle we go still kpai

I go do am "a la Hakimi", choose that 800 million, afterall my mama get charity organisation.
Smart move...

badaru911:
#800 million. Dash everything to charity. I like that and cool with it..

Wetin dey sweet me na say the same knife wey Wike use stab Atiku, na the same knife dem use stab am back. The name of the knife na G5.
But the sweetest part be say, the knife be don blunt and rust as na since 2023 wey dem last sharpen am.
Imagine say dem stab u with that kind knife?
Wike in menstrual pains after Yerima disgrace now G5 expulsion.
Wike in the mud in the pig sty.

fergie001:
Been National Secretary doesn't affect anything.
He is only just doing what Wike did with SamDaddy.

With National Chairman & Secretary been Muslims, the Presidential Candidate must be Christian. He will take the ticket, Makinde is a Tinubu's man as well, he just wants to be the leader of the Party and that's not possible if the FCT man is there.

Wike's play now will be to puncture the National Convention, using the suits already filed. He is now coming full-blown to entirely destroy the PDP. He will be vicious and brutal but like I have said, I think Makinde has outside help!

Fintiri & Mutfwang have always been his men. He helped the Plateau own at the Supreme Court and he is planning to defect. Jang is in the Wike-faction.
Fintiri has been his longtime friend. Fintiri is part of those that chased Atiku out of the PDP. So, it is unsurprising to see these two make such positions.

Adeleke is heading out of the PDP! Most importantly to secure his second term ticket/ He has a placeholder somewhere in another party.
Dauda Lawal, the Zamfara Governor, Makinde and Bala Mohammed are the only PDP Governors. Makinde himself is not a friend to Adeleke, he openly worked against Adeleke 3 years ago, so Ademola doesn't want to be taken unawares this time.

Na so e suppose dey.
Even if na im wife run go here Papa house, popsy go tell am to return back to her husband's house immediately.
Nothing concern am, especially the issue for return brideprice, u don buy u don buy, no refunds.

On the other hand, Adeboye was right though, you know if im no pay im wife that salary, how she go take pay tithes make Adeboye see food chop?

brain54:
Na the father in law own shock me pass...

You are a drug dealer, hand go touch you soon.
We go show you your own conviction, no worry.

thesicilian:
Tell me about his convictions

No mind dem, Buba Marwa go catch them very soon.

I don't like APC but you see Buba Marwa, he is the only person who can make me like APC because since 2015, he has been performing excellently well.
Even Senior Policemen like Kyari have been arrested and arraigned for drug trafficking and even the DEA, Interpol and Europol are liaising with NDLEA, something which was unheard of before Buba Marwa.
Nigeria is now a trusted country in the fight against drug trafficking.
Take for instance the woman who was setup with drugs in her luggage when she went for Hajj in Saudi Arabia, she was arrested in Saudi Arabia and Saudi authorities believed she might have been setup and they contacted NDLEA who carried out an investigation in Nigeria and arrested many porters, immigration and Customs officials at Aminu Kano Airport who tampered with the bags, even the cartel leader in Nigeria was arrested along with the person who was supposed to receive the drugs in Saudi Arabia.
Anybody wey say Buba Marwa no dey work na drug dealer, Buba Marwa dey put serious ijebu sand inside their garri.
Buba Marwa for President 2031.

erad:
What has Marwa done so far?

All these children on this site sef.

As a polygamist, I will not take too much of your time.

In African marriages, " Your money is her money and her money is her money".

All my children now dey boarding school and university but the feeding money wey I dey give when all my children dey house, na im I dey still give when them dey school.
If you say I be mugu, I go own am with my full chest.
Nothing pass peace of mind, double your hustle and you go enjoy your marriage.

Happy Sunday.

grandiose4ever:
Hello everyone,

I have begun to think about getting married.

But for some reason I don't fully understand what to expect or what is fully expected of me as a man in the area of finances.

So I'm asking the following questions to matured married men and women to get clarity?

In your own family

1. If the wife is working class, Is it expected that the man pays 100% of the rent?

2. If the wife is working class, is it expected she contributes towards children school fees or the man pays 100%?

3. If the wife contributes financially, is there an expectation that the man does chores? (Ps I don't want to do any chores in this life apart from occasional cooking lol).

4. If the wife contributes financially how does it affect the decision making in the family?

The last question is ONLY for married men who share bills?

5a. Do you feel respectedby your wife when you share bills with her?

*5b. If you don't share bills with your wife and she keeps 100% of her earnings to herself, what do you think is the purpose of a woman working?

I'd appreciate if the mods can help me get a wider audience by putting on front page. Thanks!

Why you dey waste ur time my brother?
Each to his own.
If there is no benefit in marriage, no wahala.
E meansay na single parent upbringing im get.
Wait till im break leg or sick one sicknesd wey im no go fit walk reach toilet to shit or open shower, cook, wash plate, clean house, wash clothes, or simply help me pass me my phone na then "Had I known" go come in and dem go start find emergency wife for am with pressure.

No dey join talk with children, na waste of time and data, they will never learn until they write exams and fail, then they go start attend lectures.

Happy Sunday

pansophist:
………….

One of the advantages of getting married is that If you intend to raise Godly children, then marriage is the best system to achieve that.

I’ll give you more advantages.

Another one is companionship. The older you become, the more you realise that this life is truly a lonely place. Hedonism and money will not fill that void.

If you marry a good person, then that automatically makes life enjoyable.

If you intend to be wealthy, then being married helps you achieve that. With a partner holding it down for you in different areas while you pursue something else.

Please don’t underscore marriage, it’s bad.

Underscoring the importance of marriage only means one thing, and it’s that the underscorer didn’t come from a healthy home:


Where the work is, is to marry a genuinely good person. This is where most people make mistake hence they hate marriage.

Following your logic, who do you think between ADC and APC would benefit more from the PDP having no candidate in 2027?
B4 u answer, know that I am not talking about individuals but atleast PDP 6 million votes in 2023 or atleast 3 million votes in 2027 despite the defections.
In 2027, anything short of an Atikuobi ticket in ADC will mean Tinubu will win reelection with less than 5 million votes.

Shantyken:
Makinde is another wike in disguise working for Tinubu. PDP too na stupid people full inside. How can the party went ahead to hold convention against a federal high court that is more superior than the state high court. The court also barred INEC from monitoring the event. This is going to be a looooooonnng court case between PDP and Lamido /wike faction till after 2027 elections

So, if we follow this your logic, Xi Jinping na illiterate abi? Putin too? Messi nko?
Let me shock you, Arabic language is much more older than English language.
Your definition of illiteracy is wrong and very limited.
Remind me which year the Bible was translated to English?
So the whole world no read Bible before that time, the whole world na illiterates bin full am that time.
I don't know if Ibo, Hausa and Yoruba are still being taught in schools in Nigeria today.
If you can read and write in Ibo, Hausa, Yoruba, Fulani, Efik or any other indigenous language in Nigeria, you are not an illiterate.
Know this and know peace.

ariesbull:
and do we use Arabic as an official language

Inability to read and write in English is illiteracy in English period !

So after everything Yerima teach your lord Wike, u no learn? Na wa ooo.

There is nothing like former or retired.

Let me quote the young officer, Lt AM Yerima verbatim,
“Sir, I request to enlighten you, there is no such thing as a former Vice Admiral, a Vice Admiral is a Vice Admiral…”

stuffs2002:
The Lieutenant Commander Yerima should be praying that the incident no be probbed because he would be in 100% serious trouble for the following reason:-
1) A retired CNS cannot give any order again
2) The land in question is a private land which means he is on illegal duty.
3) He was unruly and showed insubordination to the president since Wike as FCT minister was representing the president

U don wake up?
I dey see you on the other threads, me and you na the same dealer wey dey buy from na say I dey smoke my own with Rizla while na carton paper u dey use smoke your own.

stuffs2002:
Whatever you are smoking must be genuine