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Dey play....
That was what some people said 25 years ago.
Infact, when he was sick and rumours were flying left and right that he was dead, Biya said and I quote " I give a RDV of 20 years for those wishing me dead"
Biya will finish this 7 years, note this down.
His family members are known to live well beyond 100 years and if you add his trimestrial medical trips to Switzerland for exchange transfusion and organ transplant, then you should know that Biya will still win 2032 Presidential elections in Cameroon and live beyond that mandate.

nairalanda1:
In fairness, Biya is almost about joining his forefathers. Don't see him lasting the whole seven years

Strike while the iron is hot....
Tomorrow army people go full there, na dis nite dem go dismantle am, as e dey hot.
No be small Alu and copper dey there.

Omihanifa:
The way iron condemn will invade that area tomorrow morning, they will harvest the wreckage of the aircraft.

2-0 Jesko don add another one

My brother the matter tire me ooo...

Even when a Babalawo tells them to bring the kidney of a mosquito, they oblige.

Saturnalia:
All ritualists should be killed without mercy. This is why I am against the traditional religion. All its adherents are ritualists in disguise.

When a Babalawo tells them to bring the head of a horse, they oblige.

When a Babalawo tells them to bring the intestine of a Vulture, they oblige.

When a Babalawo tells them to bring the heart of a gorilla, they oblige.

And eventually, When the Babalawo tells them to bring the fallopian tube or placenta of a pregnant woman, they oblige.

Believe it or not, e dey show for your comments

seunmsg:
How did you know that I didn’t help a lady for free?

No, they were cleared, baggage handlers, immigration and Customs officials were arrested in Aminu Kano airport and even the drug kingpin was arrested by NDLEA.
These 3 were innocent and were actually set up and unconsciously used as drug mules.
Google is your friend.
In this case, NDLEA and Buba Marwa sabi work.

Sermwell:
Just dey play! They were not really cleared! Just a diplomatic resolution by intervention of people in high places!

No, El Rufai to Israel, Gumi back to Saudi Arabia

Ttalk:
Why is EL Rufai not nominated, he would be a good ambassador to Sudan. Gumi to Turkey

I agree with you cuz last time I checked 1+1 can either be equal to 2 or 11.

CodeTemplarr:
In this life 1 + 1 is not always equal to 2. In fact, more often than not.

Are u alright?
The audacity to correct someone while lacking comprehension.
Did you pass through school or was it school that passed through you?

Heffalump:
Read the last paragraph very well. The coup was staged by the opposition instead, perhaps because they lost the election.

Moral of the story, don't ever risk your life for any Nigerian, they are not worth it as it will always end in Had I Known

lilsmart:
Some one risk her life to show the world what is going on in her community. Only for people like you to downplay her efforts even tho it causes her life.

Where that Wike Policeman wey dey drag words with Lt.Yerima?
I hope he knows he is next to carry placard, anyway we don mark im face.
Na for Obi akpor im go collect im own pension.

Just a quick question, are you from Buea or Bamenda?

TokoEkambi:
How do you expect anyone to hear what you're saying when you're sobbing at the same time?

Abeg remove that your broke wife from this thread, I envy your husband's ileum and duodenum

Tell your husband make e no dey enjoy alone, he who eats alone dies alone, make dat gentleman sharpely open you wan small restaurant make everybody dey chop and make your joy giver turn into your money maker.

Caaz:
The meals i ve cooked as a broke wife....

Truth's cooking gives me joy and it's therapeutic, i find it easy cooking anytime of the day,so long the ingredients are there,then count me in...and also i love food to a fault


So these re the meals i have cooked as a broke and understanding wife.

Did you get this from chatgpt? cuz can't connect the thread with "rinse their genitals after urination"?
If 72 virgins dey hungry you, we cool bro, we cool, go get it 100%.

Shout out to Seun, this your platform dey cure decompression sickness - frustration and envy creates self inflicted pressure, which must be vented out, either by physical, verbal or typed violence.
Person wey no get wife, children or dog to beat, na nairaland dey drive am fly.

iamrealdeji:
Human worshippers have always been known to be liars, that's why they're always easy to manipulate and extort,from their so called leaders that lie to them that God spoke to them like God is their mate to their leaders that spit giberrish saying they're speaking in tongue,to the vigorous violent prayer style like they're possessed by demons. They lie so much and can never prove that Muslims that worship God almighty by males going to mosque,females praying at home to desperate both sexes and avoid lust induced by satan and very attentive in prayer,sitting humbly on the floor and touching their heads on it severally 5 times a day like the great man they worship,Prophet Jesus used to do to God almighty,call Muslims satan because they see pure monotheism without partnership as satanic and evil,that's how you know the true enemies of God and very evil people that are so disrespectful to God that they don't even clean up their body and teeth before prayers,or even rinse their genitals after urination,such dirty and proud people,they sit comfortably on the chair and dance disco,mingling of both sexes inviting so many Satans,music and beats alone is satanic because they women would surely dance and shake their bodies which is a form of seduction. Even a 5 year old would know that the real worshippers of satan are the human worshippers that go and dance disco in their worship place weekly,opposite sex mingling and dancing like possessed people vigorously. The idol worship religion isn't different from Hinduism,Ogun,Sango, Oya worship because those dieties were human beings like Prophet Jesus,white people just packaging Idol worship. Portraits and statues of Ganesha, Krishna,Sango,etc are placed,dance and singing,mingling of opposite sexes and lies and superstitions are so common between Hinduism,Ogun worship,etc and Prophet Jesus worship because they're all Idol worshippers. God sent Prophet Jesus to them to worship one God just like Jesus worshipped 1 God,instead if Worshipping God,these people worshipped the great man with extraordinarily good qualities just like the Idol worshippers before them did. Knowledge is power but these people lack it. Their leaders can't even recite alphabet of Language Jesus spoke or read a chapter of their scripture from their head but they call them daddy,daddy Olodo with nothing upstairs. Even here in Nigeria,there are countless 7 year old boys that are fluent in Arabic,have memorized entire Quran and still dutiful to their parents at home,nobody call them small daddy or treat them special. Lack of knowledge is what leads to lack of reasoning and human worship.

Atiku President
Obi VP

NgeneUkwenu:
Amaechi can now register as 002, While Peter Obi as usual comes in 3rd position as 003.

Ndi ara

Unfortunately you have a President but type who is caught between dying and going to heaven or living forever.
These service chiefs are not even upto two months old.
Their instructions dey change everyday.

Btw, how many Southerners are in the Nigerian Army?
Make dem tell Tinubu the truth ooo, say Nigerian Army aka Fulani Nigerian army, no go fit kill their fellow Fulani Muslim brothers on Taqqiya mission.
Tinubu too no go want make dem kill them cuz na im MU-MU ticket brothers and 2027 dey at stake so the only way out of this situation na for secretly support Trump in private to launch drone strikes while in public im go dey rake against the drone strikes make e dey like say im no dey in support make im 2027 ambitions no evaporate.

Xscape1993:
Do we actually have a president in Nigeria at the moment?

My guy you get energy ooo, e dey like na ogbono soup and eba u chop dis evening.
If u like argue from now till Jonathan return to Aso Rock, kobo no go gree, na she be Lt. Yerima for "those" other women.

SixSeven:
Kobo, you are right. Let me show you how useless men and their sperm are. First read this case where a 30-year-old male dies at the hospital, and his wife asks the doctors to retrieve his sperm so that she can conceive his child.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5XkbMPIEcA

"According to current literature, PMSR should be performed within 36 hours of death (13). However, our case demonstrates that viable sperm can still be retrieved up to 106 hours postmortem, contradicting this recommendation."

Sperm from a dead man can still be useful 4 days after his death. These men are so useless, all they bring to the table is spamming women

You are the one unhappy with the old man giving birth. But it's okay for an old woman to give birth, isn't it? Your double standards eh, Michelin never produce the grade yet.

I know Tinubu will exchange him for MNK, na im I dey wait, 2027 doings meanwhile terrorists no go gree Tinubu see the 2027 in peace.
Nigeria we hail thee

SmartPolician:
If the UK transfers Ekweremadu to Nigeria today, Tinubu will pardon him tomorrow and he will go home the same day.

The Brits understand Nigérian politicians so well. That's why our politicians' request was declined.

Oh what a day to be alive!!!!!
But I would advise they kidnap Remi and leave Bulaba except they have some Peruvian white powder in the bush, make withdrawal no kill bobo Chicago abeg

First tell that your Iran General to provide drinking water in Tehran b4 mass death by thirst kicks in, then he can start talking about attacking Israel again please.

stuffs2002:
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Yet some of those military heads are still alive till this day

Mrs. J.A. Onwuzurike very funny but sad situation.

Good news say dem don block im Facebook account.
If u dey near the Pastor, tell am make im register for Truth social, make e dey give Trump updates minute by minute.

Newsmills:
He is not an activist but a forerunner similitude of biblical John the Baptist,but he is not running a church business like others with private jets and rollsroyce like marauders in the country siting their business centres in all corners,he is an activist now because he is not from tribe.

Fortunately for you, you are the one with low esteem here, no one ever got rich by being paid a salary including that your employer you are worshipping.
The thank you is in your performance or meeting up with your monthly targets/objectives, anything else like that message above is extra curricular activities that will begin either with lunch or dinner breaks 2gether and end up only on mattress or snitching on coworkers.
This is not about saner climes.
This is Nigeria, for the fact that you don't respect your employees or your employers don't respect you does not mean that the same culture is applied everywhere in Nigeria.
Speak for yourself only.
Salary is money owed you for work already done.[b][/b]
Read that again x3
Only a human being with no dignity/principle can send such a message after receiving his wages.
An effeminate man or a f◇k boy, e no fit pass those 2 categories.
Therefore, I would take a wild guess that his employers name is Jacob while his real name is Esau.

Ndenomy:
Leave saner clim oga woke.. our culture is different with the said saner clim. Go China and see their culture too ajd how they treat their workers. Low-self esteem marafaka

My brother the thing pass me, I say make I check calendar again.
My 2 kobo be say, if you are a parent and your child is going to a school which is not on that list but in the same State or neighboring state of any of those schools on that list, kindly withdraw your child from school.
My RIP, God airpus ooo don finish, I have none to share again.

If you check the trajectory, they are currently denying Nassarawa kidnapping, in the last 7 days successful attacks by different actors in Kwara, Borno, Zamfara, Plateau, Katsina, Kaduna, Kano, Kebbi, FCT, so don't sit in Sokoto, Gombe, Jigawa, Yobe, Taraba, Bauchi or Adamawa and be shining your teeth .
They are already there!!!!!!!!
Boko has finally become Haram via APC vi's a vis Mumu ticket.
Muslim-Muslim ticket don show Nigeria renewed shege and na on that mandate all of us go stand till the 2nd invasion by US drones because Nigeria is already under invasion.
Kisses

SAMAJ:
Letter dated 21st December 2025 instead of 21st November. Signed by a confused Hausa/Fulani Director in the Ministry of Education.

You are lying. Taliban non existent?
Oga u must be high on some cheap stuff.
USA signed a peace deal with the Taliban in Qatar.
Google is your friend.
You are the one who has a reasoning problem and you are not only delusional but highly psychotic for attempting to project your hallucinations on another person.
In conclusion, you are misinformed.

pasol4real:
So the US fought Taliban in a war for twenty years? Lol
Taliban that didn't take USA 3 months to crush in Afghanistan.....
Some of you are just delusional....For your info, Trump came and decided to withdraw US forces from Afghanistan which now made the Taliban that were hitherto non existent, reclaim power from the indigenous government .

I don't even know if it makes Sense responding to someone with your kind of reasoning...

Latest updates....
Madridguy don repent, WriterNG di chill for Moscow but overstanding on the mandate don give Yarimo and Helinues hernia and doctors still dey strike.

But if you read Madridguy comments now, you go shock I swear, I suspect say hand touch am or im family member surely lodge for bandit forest hotel VVIP suite because the 360 degree wey im dey do pass miracle.

Kindered:
FreeStuffsNG, yarimo, WriterNG, helinues, CoronaVirus, madridguy.

I thought you said Nigeria is a beacon of hope?
I can see the hope in your below comments and in Kwara, Kebbi, Kaduna, Borno and Taraba state within the last 24 hours.
Your mess dey smell.
But anyways because your brother is President that is why Nigeria na beacon of hope abi?
You even paste me the new national anthem, no wahala I dey learn am while drinking tea and lemon every morning.

That rain wey dey fall for your neighbour roof, go soon fall on top your own roof, very soon.
Shebi your bro na Presido, ok ooo my own bro na nobody, so stay front, make I dey your back.
When rainfall reach your roof, maybe you fit call your bro make e ransom both of us.
Grab it, snatch it and runaway with it, Shebi na that mandate, we go stand ontop gidiba, no bipolar, no depression, no PTSD.

Let me remind you that your fellow sister Ms Dayo Abiola Wuraola who posted on Nov 2nd, "I am a Nigerian & I am a Christian. I am not facing any genocide in Nigeria or existential threat. God bless Nigeria. May PBAT succeed."
She was one of those slaughtered in that CAC, Eruku.
Do we say karma? Will Tinubu attend her funeral or the least acknowledge her?

Much love, kisses.

christistruth01:
Their Compromised Army Colleagies are the problem

They gave the Terrorists the information that they were coming and the route they were taking2

Tinubu has a very big Joker card and if he plays it by the time he leaves office the Hausas will be in power

Tinubu should start security collaboration with the Hausas