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Im don finally die abi?
Bob Mugabe pepper dem that year for Zimbabwe.

As it stands now, Kashim Shettima can never be President of Nigeria.
No Vice President has ever succeeded a President in 4th Republic least of all Kashim Shettima whom all odds are against.
(Dont you know 2031 APC candidate is Ganduje? except Atiku+Obi humble themselves and collabo in 2027)
Don't even mention GEJ.
GEJ fought all types of battles to even become interim President and mass defection due to his Presidency led to Buhari victory.
Even Tinubu declined to become VP under Buhari because he knew that no VP will ever succeed a President in this country.
Buhari himself said Tinubu refused to be VP because of MuMu ticket but no be MuMu ticket Tinubu take win?

They want zoning and at the same time they don't want it.
The hypocricy, openness and confidence about their opinions on zoning are like a man who made a high dive in a low well.

If there is zoning, there should be zoning.
If there is no zoning, there is no zoning.
The word "zoning" is not mentioned even once in the Nigerian 1999 constitition and that is the 1st clear evidence of marginalisation of the people of the NE, NC and SE states from becoming President of Nigeria.
This marginalisation was envisaged by the writers of the 1999 constitution and whom are the beneficiaries of this system till date.
We are in a country where the President once said he does not believe in One Nigeria.
Does it make sense to you that the South West has been President for 12 years and VP for 8 years?
While the SE has zero?
Does it equally make sense that Northwest has been President for 10 years and VP for 5 years?
While NC has zero?

favour32:
You are correct.
Nigeria has been programmed by forces beyond our control.
If we apply sentiment, president is expected to go round each zone.
But here,they don't think that way but only North/ South, as politicians have divided the people through tribalism and religion.

Arrested by who?
Who is the complainant?
Make somebody drop location of that Police station for that mad woman, she go give dem wotowoto.
Lest I forget, na for Police dat guy go explain the money ritual wey dey inside Okeite wey im dey collect from the mad woman.
1+1 = 2 or 11

Amen to that.
They want zoning but they don't want zoning.
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands.
When will the NC, NE and SE produce a Presidency?
When?
Thank God say I no be Igbo.

pazienza:
Those who sit on justice and equity while promoting injustice, will cry in the future, because there will never be peace without equity and your country will never amount to anything this way.

No loud am abeg, u r very famous and we know exactly why u want zoning but don't want zoning.
But even Shettima knows he will never be President coming from the North East.

Chucks13:
Good, I love that. If even rotation has to occur it is either The North or The South nothing like six geo political anywhere.

But it's still unfair, don't you think?


Which North?
North Central or North East?

Which South?
South East?

Going by your choice of a global South and global North, these zones in the North and South above mentioned will never produce a President until rapture.
Do you agree?

favour32:
The only rotational known wether constitutional or not is president:
North Vs South.
8 years each!

You are indirectly saying that an Ibo man (SE) will never be President.
Do you realise that?
Same like Wike who was ranting that PDP should zone the 2027 Presidency to the South but could not follow through to say which of the South - SS, SW or SE.

fergie001:
Whilst the bill is a good one, I support its rejection.
It will exacerbate the problem it is trying to solve.

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I no be agent ohh but u knowsay na online these agents dem dey post these apartment for rent ads, so phone/power bank gats to be charged steady cuz if tenant contact ad and im no dey online, na to contact the next ad asap.
Although agents dem wicked but economy, Band A and Tinubulation follow ooo.
E no easy anywhere ooo especially for tenants but agents no dey gree for anybody.
Na why I say make landlord find am small thing even 5k go do.

But na Nigeria I dey pity.
How can you be paying rents on a yearly basis like who does that?
Very soon dem go dey talksay we be giant of Africa. For where?
Ask anybody wey don travel to any of these neighboring countries, Cameroon, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea etc.
5 bedroom house inside fence with gate, with steady metered electricity na from 6 months rent + caution wey na 1 extra month, wey landlord dey collect as foreigner wey u be.
For citizen dem dey collect even 1 month rent + caution.
Agent fees be known by law say na 1 month rent, na im agent dey collect. Finish.
If your rent na 50k per month, na 50k you dey drop with agent as you dey pay landlord. That's all.
Which way Nigeria?

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Agreed bros but my point be say landlord need find small thing for the agent as the agent don spend data, airtime, electricity and transport to get that tenant for the landlord.

Movichabiodun:
Look
What if I tell you agents are the reason why most house are yet to be occupied by tenant.
Once go for an accommodation, I was taken through 3 agents on a single house plus the caretaker and each of them expecting there on settlement, on meeting with the landlord he was surprised by the amount fixed on the house by the agents claiming no wonder the house is yet to be occupied

Landlord get house but im no get tenant, na agent be the middleman wey dey bring tenant.
That being said, agents don dey too overdo.
I hope ur papa find something give the agent because without that agent, that house for still dey empty till today.
If not, if dem do your Papa bad thing, I hope you will not say pim.
Good luck OP

You are the butt bot here.
Was it the Arab Spring protest which declared a no fly zone in Libya?
Was it the Arab spring protesters military jets that bombed the Libyan Presidential Palace and airport?
You still need milk, ur bones never mature.

Lateef73:
Don't mind them. They are just reacting like bots.

Gaddafi's death was caused by violent Arab Spring/protest which began in Tunisia when an unemployed boy set himself ablaze.
The violent protest spread to other Arab nations and led to the removal & death of many dictators in Arab nations including Egypt.
Assad of Syria was almost removed too but Russia had to intervene because of the agreement they had with Assad's late father

You be wicked aunty very wicked

goodnessme1:

What is there to understand?
India no wise.
Na dis kind place dem need to drop one missile like dat and also claim innocent like Pakistan dey claim innocent on the Kashmir shooting.
Btw, what's stopping India from creating its own terrorists?
If dem shoot civilians for Indian Kashmir, dem too go shoot civilians for mosque for Pakistan Kashmir.
1+1 is either 2 or 11.

Botragelad:
Do you understand now?

Yes, these things do happen, but the part wey banny commit suicide.
It didn't happen in Nigeria.

kpankpangolo:
Flesh bots have come with their echo chamber comments. These things happen. Stay guided.

The list no complete if Makurdi no dey there cuz of the massive uncounted number of tourist herdsmen visitors from as faraway as Guinea Conakry.

Bros, we know it's farming but in the figurative sense, prostitution is the oldest profession on earth.
I am not in any way supporting the fella u quoted.

jmoore:
The oldest profession?

So farming is not a profession? People started prostitution before farming?

You see how sex has beclouded your reasoning.

Agreed.
But the leap of faith was too much bro.
Person wey no get WAEC, no try bachelors or Masters, but jump directly to PHD program via Oluwole certification cuz na scholarship.
How e wan take go class do homework?
Even common mathematics im brain no go fit.
After more than 20 years wey im don abandon education.
Dat travel agent do am very bad something I no lie.

magicminister:
The thing about schooling in obodo oyibo is that if all you do is show up for class and do your homework, you’ll make at least a C. He could’ve changed his destiny and his family but he chose to be a fool!

How u wan make im go skool wey na Oluwole certificate and transcripts him take apply in the 1st place?
Na so one guy for my area wey no get even WAEC sef, use fake certificates apply for Sweden PHD program with scholarship, reach there come dey zuzu.
Person wey no get WAEC wan interact how for PHD program?
How e go start? How e wan take do am?
After university discover say something dey wrong, im run from Sweden enter UK seek asylum.
Creation my guy.

carzeem1:
Student visa, PhD program with tuition waiver of almost 50k. He still preferred to do fraud.
He just made getting the same opportunity more difficult for new intakes from Nigeria in the university.
Most Nigerians are truly a reflection of thier leaders.

Offering and tithes in rands pass offering and tithes in naira.

geoworldedu:
Doing scam business in Nigeria aka pastoral work or work of God is not enough for you. You then went to foreign land of hate to continue the business. Ah nor pity u

What about his body odour?

zero8zero:
His body language was already PDP.

Just to add some fried chicken to your stew.

The destruction of football by betting did not start today.
Since the time of Buffon, just Google - calciopoli.
Of recent we have Tonali whose investigation followed him from Italy to Newcastle,
Paqueta whom City refused to buy because yellow cards during a set time range in live EPL matches were being offered as a birthday betting gift for cashing out via friends and family.
Let's not forget Samson Siasia and the one currently brewing between Daniel Amokachi and Lobi Stars in NPFL.

We also have Etoo, the Cameroon Federation President, who signed a sponsorship contract for the local league with 1XBET and later signed a personal ambassadorial deal with the same 1XBET company.
As if conflicts of interest are not enough.
A certain 1st division match was stopped in the 80th minute by the President of the home side, who was on the losing side that day but clearly did not want the match to get to the 90th minute due to betting rules.
That particular match was abandoned and was never rescheduled which means the match is a default and the money for the bet will be refunded in full.
Etoo has an interest in this club.
For 2 years before that day, that team had never lost or drawn a match at home.
For over 2 years, the President of that club was going to the radio on the eve of all home matches informing supporters and residents to bet on the team and cash out and they did indeed cashout because even some referees were in their pocket.
There were matches whereby the linesman gave 2 penalties, I mean he waved his flag, called the referee and said something to the referee twice in the same match and 2 penalties were given.
That same match report had a record number of offsides given against the opposing team.
That 80th minute stoppage of the match by the club president triggered an investigation by CAF, FIFA and TAS on Samuel Etoo and he recently won the1st case by a technicality on appeal at CAF but the case is still in TAS and FIFA.
Investigation shows that while there has always been a high volume of betting on the home games of that team for the last 3 years, the bulk of the betting and cashing out was happening in Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia and Philippines and not even in Cameroon.
This Asian cartel was cashing out a cool 1-5 million dollars per game betting on single matches spread over thousands of bets on different platforms.
That same team gained consecutive promotions from lower leagues to the 1st division with competition rules changed twice within the same season just to favor the club to reach the 1st division.
This club suddenly resurrected after Etoo became the Federation President.
That club was champion last year.

It's just the big 5 European leagues and the European competitions that seem protected until one scandal go surface.

Football don spoil Betting.

Bigwings22:
Everywhere you look now from Pitch-side advertising boards, Jersey, programs are sponsored by these betting companies. I see our celebrities like Sabinus, Okocha, Martins etc promoting this evil. Its more likely they don't bet but they're promoting it to you.

Betting has ruined sports, some can't watch it without betting. Even the players themselves are not spared, there were cases against Sturridge in the past and recently Newcastle United's Sandro Tonali who just came back from a ban. So you see upon their higher wages they're still addicted to betting. Also the English FA are investigating West Ham's Midfielder Lucas Paqueta, you know why? Many people from Paqueta Island (where Lucas grew up) were consistently placing bets on Lucas (maybe to get a yellow card) and were winning these bets.

You see the betting companies don't want you to win, my guess is they reported these betting patterns on Lucas to the English FA.

U no see Satan 2 missile for that photo?
Or e resemble prick to you?

UrPapa:
A legit target for Zelensky but a bait he should never take

Your list is incomplete.
I don sight Guinea Equato President Obiang Nguema behind Putin for the 2nd photo.

By the way Russia lost 1 man in 7 in the 2nd world war meanwhile Ukraine and Stefan Bandera were supporting the Nazis.

Everyone can't be like your husband.
Sincerely I don't possess that chip, I really don't know what comes from feeling that way except weakness.
That day na give Vatican what belongs to Vatican and you go see headlines on Nairaland like Rev. Father beats congregation member to death after confession.
Have you read the recent story about Rodney Hinton Jr?
Pls just Google that name and see for yourself.
Also in the 48 laws of power, there is Law number 19, “Know Who You're Dealing With — Do Not Offend the Wrong Person

EbereGod:


I remember a heart-wrenching tale of a Rev father. This was narrated by his best friend.

This Rev. Was conducting confession one morning and was about to round up when he saw his uncle walk into the church, he finished with the last confessor and was walking towards his uncle worried that there may be a problem at home to warrant the unannounced visit, only for the uncle to tell him he came for confession.

Well, he put back his robe and the old man knelt and dropped a bombshell. He confessed outright that he killed his brother, the Rev's father.

When his friend ( the narrator) asked him, "What did you do?"

The Rev laughed.

He forgives. blessed his uncle, gave him some penance to do and that's it!

What will you do? Yes you?

Thank God no be Akpabio hand

As a city supporter, na lie you lie.
Go check how much dem buy Rice.
Only Osimhen transfer price x2 can match how much Arsenal paid for Rice.
Even Jack Grealish for city no cost reach Rice.
Na only Chelsea get players wey near Rice.

GoodSpirit:
Arsenal is too conservative on the transfer market, Arsene Wenger sickness hasn't left the club what do you expect? Big man wey get money but no want spend am

Drop your email and I go contact you within 7 days.

Goddyrichie:
bro pls can I get your WhatsApp number u sabi this oil business wella na who no sabi dey cap nosense

And I strongly believe the younger brother of GYB has japa.
So why did EFCC charge GYB?
EFCC chairman, the fake pastor must resign as he promised cuz GYB will win this case and sue EFCC for 19 trillion.
One other thing, according to the other court judgement EFCC must return that school fees they collected from AISA.
I swear to God LAWMA is more efficient than EFCC.
#EndEFCC now

SirdeKay:
The funds went from the coffers of Kogi State government to the younger brother of GYB who in turn paid the money to the school on behalf of GYB and receipts were issued to him by the school. The unspent part of the money has been recovered from the school by the EFCC. It has never been in contention that GYB personally paid the money to the school.

I agree with you to try all those billionaires first but before we try Adeboye or Oyedepo, we must try Odumeje first.

pol23:
Nice.
How about we vote Nigeria next president like this.
We just send in Billionaires and industrialists to chose someone from among them.
Maybe we go see people wey fit run the country better.
Just maybe.
We should try something different.
If we keep voting for this useless politicians, we might never get it right.
Every new government is always worst than the previous one.
Just imagine Buhari is better than someone.
We Dey say na because Buhari no go school, now we don see Bobo Chicago.
Make we just Vote Otedola or Elumelu.
If those one sef fail, make we try their big brother.
Dangote or Adenuga.
If those ones failed too.
Make we try pastor Adeboye or Oyedepo.
If they failed too, na to just sell the country make everybody collect him share waka.
(Just say even if we sell the country, na still this same wicked politicians go share the money among themselves.)
Nigeria matter really tire me and I’m not even that seriously affected, but seeing everyone complaining about hunger and poverty is really affecting my mental wellbeing.

You were born just yesterday and it shows in your comments.
If its about opposing him, Hayatou was President for more than 29 years and the only African to ever be President of FIFA.
He changed the Nations Cup to 16 teams, he got Africa 5 slots at the world cup, he brought the only world cup to be hosted in Africa and received South Africa's highest civilian award for it.
We are still waiting for Motsepe achievements.
Talking about corruption, do you think Motsepe is not corrupt because he is a billionaire?
CAF, UEFA, FIFA, CONMEBOL etc are all corrupt, you can't be President of any of these organisations and be a Saint.
Same as you can't be President of Nigeria without being corrupt.
You will be naive for thinking such.
The richer you are, the more corrupt you are, say hi to Dangote and Trump for me.

Albert0011:
Hayatou that his administration was marred with scandals and corruption.

Nobody even opposed him in the just concluded elections, everyone conversant with African Football knows the guy is doing well.