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No be small reset ohhh, na return to factory setting, self activated.
Under Tpain even grilled vulture meat don too cost, people no dey chop meat again.

Oga, everything you said about your 3 items, I can't affirm nor deny cuz I have not used any of them, so I leave Martha for Mathias.

But you see that one you said about charcoal, whether activated charcoal or normal charcoal.
Oga, I dey tell u to your face without fear or favor say your mess still dey smell.
Pls delete that part.

Infotubia9ja:
Hey if you can get your hands on this 3 items I list here then you will be very happy and contented with your result.
Before I go any further, I will like to advice everybody who have been using charcoal toothpaste to please look for an alternative my reason is this charcoal have chuck particles in them even after grounding they still there and when you use to brush your teeth, it affects your gums and make them bleed and get bad breath and sometimes gum disease. ( it is advised not to use any toothpaste that has charcoal in them).

So back to the topic I will include pictures of them

1, plaque and tartar remover.
You get this it takes out all the tartar trapped in your teeth that makes your teeth brown and smelly. 100% worth it.

2, NOBS toothpaste.
If you have bad breath and yellow or brown teeth or you have bad breath trust me this will improve your talking confidence 24hours 100% fresh breath guaranteed. All natural ingredients from mother earth no artificial chemical or flavor so very safe for your mouth.

3. Bloom mouth wash..

You smoke or drink or eat just put small for your mouth I mean just small and let the miracle speak for itself.

Like I said if you can get your hands on this just get them and thank me later.

I assure you that you will come back and thank me later I use these products and many more before these and since I got my hands on them I sticked to them and I ain't never going back

Yes, Ukraine is the agressor.
B4 u insult me, ask me how?

opicgif:
Ukraine has been giving conditions for peace.
is Ukraine the aggressor?

Make e no be say wetin Joe Igbokwe and Nnamdi Kanu talk about Igbos na true?
I no wan believe am but read comments.
See fight inside church over who go be Bishop.
UFC 101 Biafra - Mbaise vs Awka featuring Cardinal Arinze and Vatican.
Biafra as a Republic no go last reach 24 hours, thank God say Nigeria no gree.
When dem for finish fight Nigeria, dem for just turn inwards, massacre themselves.
Na so a certain Peter Obi been dey discriminate against non Catholics during his time as Governor.
I remember.

The list no complete.
The next Pope na Odumeje aka Abidoshaker "the riquid metal"

Forget Messi and the brilliant Barca teams of 2000s you are talking about.
Etoo won back to back i mean consecutive trebles with two different clubs, Barca and Inter.
Neither Messi nor Ronaldo get consecutive trebles at the same club at their peak in Barca / Real.
Etoo get back to back Nations Cup titles and na him 1st tear net for my presence for final for Lagos in 2000.
Etoo don score for 2 different champions league finals.
Fear Etoo.
For Africa, after Weah, na Etoo.
By the way, I hope u knowsay Weah been refuse Cameroon nationality cuz na from Cameroon 1st division team TKC wey Arsene Wenger come buy am go Monaco.
Nigeria as always dey produce quantity, not quality.
Na why small Ghana and Cameroon get AFCON and world cup participation pass a supposed giant of Africa.
Etoo alone get the same number of champions league titles than the whole of Nigeria.
When it comes to trophies, whether collective or individual, no player past or future fit lace Etoo boots?
Etoo is the highest goal scorer in the history of AFCON.
Etoo don score for 2 champions league finals, score for AFCON finals and score for Olympics finals winning all.
Should I add volume? Or is it enough?

nairalanda1:
Etoo happened to play for the brilliant barca team of the 2000s. His final years at barca overlapped with Messi's early years

Snake no like petrol, know this and know peace.
Just draw a circle round the snake with petrol and thank me later.

Baff = basin

joromii:
Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

I remember when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff" she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?

Samuel Etoo alone get trophy pass all these players combined.
Just imagine back to back trebles alone.

No insults intended but u believe Jesus changed water into wine but you did not ask if the wine emanated from thin air but you are questioning the existence of supernatural forces?
I believe you can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.
No matter what anyone tells you, you won't still believe.
It's best to ask your father, mother or uncle and your Pastor.
Maybe, when you'll hear from their mouth, you will believe.
On the other hand, try doing 3 months volunteer at a mortuary and thank me later.

Kobojunkie:
Shoo fly! Don't bother me!

Sorry to say this but you are very far from the truth.
1 usd is 575 xaf
1 usd is 1610 ngn
As of today
1000 xaf is 2798 naira.
Today PMS pump price for Cameroon petrol is 850 xaf per litre but let's assume Nigeria pump price is 1000 naira per litre.
1000 naira per litre is 357 xaf.
357 xaf can not buy even half a litre of Cameroon PMS but can buy 1 litre of Nigerian PMS.
If you consider transport and storages costs with profit margin and this same exchange rate, its very evident that petrol sales to Francophone countries (Xaf/Xof) will only stop when Nigeria PMS reaches a price of atleast 2000 naira+ per litre.

nairalandadeux:
Nigeria produces crude a lot. They don't. So their costs are higher.

And it is a myth to believe any African currency is strong. All of them are weak.

Good day bros,

Don't be confused. I was also confused like you when my guy told me the story.
Infact, I had to buy the manager a drink and after every every in as much as I hate Nigeria Police, I gave him 10k to give his Police wifey and he even called her on phone and I spoke with her and she told me it's their new modus operandi.
Cars, houses, jewelry buy and return for cash refunds.
Innocent business men in the mud.
A manager for a big time jeweller is currently cooling in prison right now as we speak for dis same thing.
An attempt to make a quick buck behind your oga back but being blindsided by greed to see the danger staring you in the face.
Remember they even promised to add him 500k, if he can refund by cash.
Na time and bank officer save am because if he could get his hands that same day on the 43 million, he was very willing to refund in cash to get 5.5 million.

First, the government official they kidnapped for ransom was already in their custody.
They wanted to buy the car and once the manager dropped the account details for them to transfer payment, they sent it to the victims family who duly transferred the 48 million to the account.
The victim was then killed.
They took the car and returned for reimbursement of 43 million in cash.
With your assumption, if he did refund that 43 million in cash and then the family went to a police station to complain, will the bank account where the ransom was paid not be traced?
Which company will the bank account be traced to?
Over to you.

Love800:
I nor understand this explanation. If he withdraw cash give dem, how dem go take trace the manager? Sabi he don give dem the cash, and sabi the two buyers don already leave the manager! Am just assuming in the case whereby he gives dem cash.

Am confused!

DON'T EVER SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS TO UNKNOWN PERSONS.

Bros, I wan add something to wetin u just talk now.

My guy dey import cars and sell and im get trading centre for wey im dey sell cars wey get car wash, saloon, shopping mall, restaurant and bar.
My guy travel last month, and 2 men and 1 woman show up to buy car apparently for the lady as one of the men presented himself as the lady's husband.
Them choose one Toyota Prado TX series about 48 million and they agree on price with the manager.
The manager drop account details, within the hour dem wire the money alright carry motor comot.
2 days later, them return come meet the manager say the wife dey complain abt the motor say e too big for am, say she go like something smaller, dem look all around but she no see her choice of car, so dem start negotiate with manager how dem fit return the car make dem reimburse them, deduct any deductibles from the money.
Them tell the manager say "money na water" as dem come with 2024 Evoque, say make manager collect 5 million return dem 43 million.
Manager say make dem return in 2 hours e go need call oga and they need run diagnostics on the car.
Meanwhile, oga don travel and oga no know about the deal so manager dey imagine to make the quickest 5 million for im life by accepting the car back after the diagnostics don complete and reimbursing the 43 million and keeping 5 million for himself.
2 hours later manager call them say all correct, im go transfer back the 43 million to them, make dem drop account.
Dem tell manager say na cash dem want no be transfer say dem don see another car to buy but the seller want cash, so dem go prefer for just come collect cash go pay to the new seller for the new car wey dem wan buy.
Dey even tell manager say dem go add am another 500k if e go fit bring dem cash.
Manager im head dey only swell on 5.5 million wey im go get sharp sharp.
Manager call bank officer, bank officer say time don go, make e come by 9a.m the next day come collect the 43 million.
Manager no fit sleep the whole night, na im e go explain to im wife wey na Police say na like dis like dis.
Na im im wife tell am say, make e no withdraw any money, say if dem wan reimbursement, the money gats to be refunded by transfer and not to any other account but to that same account wey pay the money.
Next morning im wife carry plain clothed police colleagues go there, manager call say cash dey make dem come collect.
Na the 2 guys come without the woman.
Police arrest dem immediately, direct station.
Na for station wey story bust say dat 48 million na ransom money from someone important in one of the SE states, who was even killed after the money was paid, If u know, u know.
Just imagine say the manager been withdraw that money cash give dem.
Im for explain tire, with no evidence.

DON'T EVER SEND YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS TO UNKNOWN PERSONS.

emmabest2000:
You're still somehow amateur in business,
Don't ever send your account details to any unknown clients unless you confirm very vividly from whom he or she got your contact details,
What if the money he sent was real money but a kidnapped ransom money nko ?

I would choose palm over cocoa anytime anyday.
I agree that there has been a more than 300% rise in the selling price of cocoa over the last 2 years but oil palm is still more profitable.
It has more derivatives which could be easily obtained and processed with local or manual tools than cocoa.
Most if not all the cocoa beans are being exported, meanwhile oil palm derivatives with the exception of PKO can be sold locally in Nigeria.


Oil palm is way easy to manage than cocoa.
1 hectare of Cocoa needs much more chemicals - insecticides, fungicides, pesticides etc than 25 hectares of oil palm will ever need.
Cocoa plant attracts all species of insects and also has many insects, diseases and viruses that can devastate a whole plantation.
Now imagine buying a batch of fake, expired or ineffective insecticides, fungicides and pesticides, your plantation don enter 1 chance be that.
Also cocoa constantly needs clearing grass and pruning to allow the Cocoa plant to breathe but oil palm pruning is sometimes not necessary but in any case you will get brooms from the palm tree via pruning.
The 9 metres distance between oil palm trees is used to plant other 3 month crops but you can't try it with cocoa due to the huge quantities of chemicals to be sprayed.

Oil palm can give you 8 different products without need for any imported machinery, just using local tools an imaginative welder can produce for you.
These products are Brooms, CPO, oil palm EFB, PKO, PKC, PKS, Palm wine and maggots.
All these products have an economic value if you know your onions.
The tools required here are some drums, cutlass, firewood, sieve and press for the CPO, nuts cracking machine for the PKS and a press for the PKO and PKC.

When it comes to upscaling, the maximum you can get from cocoa beans processing is cocoa liquor, cocoa powder, cocoa butter and chocolate.

For Oil Palm, through palm oil refining, you will get PFAD, PAO, RBD Palm Oil, RBD Palm Olein, RBD palm Stearin, RBD PKO and other numerous byproducts I can't even remember.
Soap production is a must if you go into refining cuz all the refining waste is raw material for Soap production. Zero waste.
We plan to build a refinery in 2030, we have already visited refinery plant manufacturers in Malaysia and Indonesia and we have visited one of their already installed plants in Cameroon.

I am not discouraging you to plant cocoa its profitable but not anywhere near oil palm.

Artiiclebeast:
What are the pros and cons between a palm plantation and a cocoa plantation? In your experience, which is more profitable, easier to manage, and sustain plus cost implications.

I don't know about coconut.
But cocoa I know about.
Cocoa is a good crop to plant today, especially given the more than 300% rise in selling price over the last 2 years but its more labour intensive and needs more chemicals - fungicides and insecticides than oil palm.
But it's very very profitable.

YoshihideSuga:
Thank you for your comment.

What do you think about cocoa and coconut plantation as well?

Oga, pls don't say what you don't know.
I own hectares of oil palm, I go build refinery when e reach 100 hectare.
Right now, I dey sell na future production of cpo.
The real oil money na palm oil e dey.
From 1 tree we dey get 60 litres + of crude palm oil - CPO, 7-10 brooms per year, 9 litres of palm kernel oil - PKO, 11 kg of Palm kernel cake - PKC and around 7kg of palm kernel shell - PKS per year.
From brooms to cpo to pkc to pko to pks to palm wine na 25 years b4 dem fell am, I dey fell am not by age but by height cuz some height dey when e reach, even with lift, u no go fit harvest am.
No try Palm tree.
No plant is this world reach am in terms of economic returns.
Everything about palm tree na money.
How much be Dangote fuel, how much be 1 litre of cpo?
How much investment is needed to produce 1 litre of fuel and how much investment to produce 1 litre of cpo?
Few drums, cutlass, firewood, fire , sieve and press, cpo don come out.
From the chaff, we separate the nuts.
The remaining waste from the chaff and bunches na organic fertiliser wey we dey use for the plantation or for plant yam and potatoes.
I get people wey dey come carry am and I dey charge per tipper.
We crack the nuts with a cracking machine and remove the shell.
The Palm Kernel Shell my papa been dey sell am through middlemen, now we dey sell direct to Dangote and Ibeto cement by the truckload.
From the kernel obtained after cracking, we crush it to obtain Palm Kernel Oil - PKO.
This PKO na for Italo via Catania port wey dey sell am.
The cake obtained after crushing the kernels is Palm Kernel Cake - PKC.
Poultry and pig farmers dey pay per tipper for the PKC.

When u calculate am, come edit ur comment oga.
Nothing on the palm tree is wasted.
I get cocoa, rubber and palm plantation, so i fit advice you with experience on which tree is super profitable.
Call am inherited plantation or whatever but na we dey run am minute by minute.

Now back to the topic, what is happening with this plantation is that the plantation has exceeded its peak production time and the trees are well over 25 years old so production will only be dropping.
From the story, the plantation was acquired, people wey sell cashout, leave them with chaff.
Now, for that plantation to be profitable, they have to declare free palm wine and declare 6 drunken months for those 5 host communities and beyond cuz 12k hectares of palm wine go drunken the whole South South Region lol.
By offering the host communities the trees, they will help uproot the palms and tap the wine + maggots for free and sell for themselves and they should simultaneously engage and pay the the host communities in replanting every single tree back.
This is what they have to do but are unwilling to do it.
They already knew this years ago.
All the 21 hectares wey my grandpa plant, my papa replant am twice and we sef just replanted 21+5 hectares in 2019.

mrvitalis:
Oga it's not highly profitable its just low risk investment

Investment in palm oil business might take you 10 years to break even... Depending on location

Where palm oil grows in Nigeria don't have cheap lands the lands are super super expensive

In other words, you are saying Tinubu the bulaba crooner and buccaneering ballot box grabber is too kind and too nice, he has so much empathy than Mother Teresa.
You know, till 2day I had never looked at it that way.
Now, I know its because of his kindness and the goodness in his heart that's why he forfeited the 460k as Bobo Chicago.

Brendaniel:
Imagine a man whose children starve everyday and sometimes are hospitalized due to malnutrition giving other people's children food to eat from the little that is not enough for his own family

Babana,
Between this celebration of being the 1st woman in her community to board an airplane and celebrating a toilet after 1 century in Lukumiland, which would you prefer?

helinues:
One of the communities in Abia state, first time travelling by air. Then how many communities indigenes are yet to have such privilege?

Hahahah, the land of the billionaires.

Egbami, opari

Abeg what of that school proprietor wey collect future school fees from Yahoo Bello in USD?
Any arraignment?
I no be Ibo but Nigeria was never meant for the Ibo man.
Ibo nation, I am sorry to say this but its the truth.
Accept my apologies on behalf of Nigeria.
EFCC na bushwacker.
AtikuObi till death do us part.

Seyi, hopesay u don "TELL YOUR PAPA" and I hopesay na " YOUR MAMA BE DIS OO"

Each to his own.
Nobody holy pass.
With my full chest, I dey smoke cannabis daily for more than 30 years now, I dey smoke atleast 2 rizla joints per day.
Married with 2 wives and a businessman.
Na cannabis-marijuana-sensimilia grown in my house na im I dey smoke.
I know dey smoke any other thing.
Even my mama and my wives know say when e concern my marijuana smoking, all trespassers will be shot.
My children know say their papa dey smoke but na only my twins knowsay na marijuana I dey smoke.
Each to his own.

Make NDLEA remove cannabis from their list of drugs.
Shebi Tinubu like tax, make im legalise cannabis put tax on top.
All those people wey don plant hectares go cashout pay tax.
That Canada and Arizona loud, dem go grow am for Naija by force and trust the skull mining westerners and the organ harvesting easterners, being highly skilled drugpushers, in less than 1 year Nigeria go start export atleast 2 special strains, "Afefejeje" and "Ogbunigwe".
Tinubu go collect atleast 1B in taxes every year, just calculate the value of loud wey dem dey seize for MMIA every year, make im legalise this thing make everybody cashout including himself bobo Chicago.
I don drop proposal, make somebody contact Seyi make im "TELL YOUR PAPA" my proposal.

OP,
E dey like una wan remind armed robbers say na POS hold cash now for dis corntree. Abi?

Guy, I get 2 for house, nearly to 3 if not for decision.
No be soap. I marry them 10 days apart.
Right now, I no see myself for marry again, a 3rd wife go break d rthym wey I don create with this 2 for 21+ years cuz I no know her own bag of tricks and magic she go carry enter my house. I no do. I don late.
Had I known, I for just marry 3 or 4 at once.
Na why I dey bow for Ned.
The author wey go write im biography must surely cashout.
As for u wey say u know get even 1 wife, but u dey knack steady, Just hustle and don't lose hope.
That butter wey u dey pray make Jah give you for chop bread, im go give you na Heinz baked beans for break bread with.

Hemanwel:
All these guys wen dey marry 2, 3, 4 wives, how una take dey run am? Make una cut soap for me nah cos me nor even get one.

Could also be a deal gone wrong.... Make I confess small
I mean, as bank settlement office paro,
- na dem dey run visa bank account job, if u need confirm visa bank statement even for 1 billion, dem go run am for you.
- na dem dey run bank account capitalisation proof for those SPV companies wey dey win all big big government contracts wey dem no get neither shi shi nor office nor track record.
- Na dem be the highest lenders of money, based on ur family relationship or culture or tribe or religion, I dont mean the bank lending you money, I mean settlement office workers giving you loans via miracle money with bank alert in same 1st bank.
Na dem know the bank e float capital, na dem know who get 5, 10, 15 billion etc wey dem never ever withdraw even kobo for the last 5 years, na dem know unclaimed funds of unknown persons, na dem know unclaimed funds of known persons for example, Helinues dey bank with 1st bank and I come see im funeral for nairaland front-page, I knowsay Helinues don die, but im family no knowsay im get account or money for 1st bank.
As what u don't know would not hurt you, settlement officer as me go contact yarimo and zero8zero my 1st bank customer paddies, I go then transfer Helinues im lifesavings of 30k NGN, 7k to Yarimo and 23k to zero8zero, dem withdraw, dem bring we share.
Or them give the money out as loan.

Just explaining how settlement officers operate, if u know u know.
The use of the word "1st bank" in my statement is as an illustration and I am not in any way affirming that 1st Bank Nigeria Limited is involved in the fraudulent practices above-mentioned.


On the other hand, it's AtikuObi for the future.
An Atiku President and Obi Vice President.
The difference this time around is because Its Obi who has to choose Atiku to become President and he will become Vice President.
This the reality of Nigerian opposition politics today.
If Obi chooses any other Northerner as President or Vice President apart from Atiku, he will fail and APC will win again.
Kwankwaso/ElRufai/Bala Mohammed or a combination of their electoral value can't get what Atiku alone can obtain in the North.
This is the last chance for a much loved and much hated Ibo man in this 4th Republic to become either a President or Vice President.
The day AtikuObi 2027 campaign starts, Tinubu will definitely return to Iragbiji with Wike because he will lose in Lagos this time drastically.

Puna wey dem still get to run FGM ontop to tighten am more?
Dey play

Meteng:
Infact, the more she screams, the more he’ll thrust harder Those people don’t play with tight, fresh, dry puna

All herdsmen are killers.
You heard it here first.
Daily meat kee u there likesay the meat na free.
If that's the excuse to kill people cuz of meat why not inform ur Fulani herdsmen to ban the sale of cow meat to the South, after all u can supply to your brothers in Niger and Chad.
What say you?
All Fulani herdsmen are killers, they killed yesterday, they will kill today and tomorrow.
Take that to the bank, Mr. Fulani herdsmen PRO
BTW I am a Northerner.

Reflect7:
That does not mean, you BIGOT, that all, or most herdsmen are killers.

Do you know there are over 4 MILLION Fulani herdsmen in Nigeria?

I repeat, 99.9% of Fulani herdsmen, that group of people that supply 250 million of you your daily meat, shaki, and pomo, are INNOCENT, HARDWORKING MEN.

So stop being a BIGOT based on what you saw in the news.

U gats do giveaway for your street, thanking Jah say she no cut your cap.

ouzo1:
See atrocious stunts wey Men dey pull and get away with, small quickie wey I do with Sandra cousin and I no even cvm o,she scatter my play station and burn all my Sneakers o.

where dat guy wey slap im cap comot for head the last time?
Make e come update that action abeg.

Sorry oo, me I get 2 for house.
Dan Marwa sef wan give me number 3 na me sef deny.
Men need to look at marriage like a business transaction.
I be manufacturer and I dey run factory plus I be importer.
I need people I can trust, so if I marry you, I don open new outlet be that.
Better make my wives thief my money after all na my pikin dem go enjoy am, than having some dishonest Nigerian unrelated to me steal from me which will benefit neither me nor my progeny.
If an Ibo man was polygamous by culture, nwa boi no go exist again cuz 10 wives equal 10 new shops.
QED

He deserves to die instead of his wife for that statement.
Dem suppose use rusted blunt knife cut im neck.

Omoawoke:
Adesiyan called on the federal government to immediately look for a way to disarm the criminals and educate them, and possibly reintegrate them back to the society, adding that the bandits don’t know what they are doing.

I was pitying this idiot until I read this part

Ondo don finally overtake Kaduna