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Coscharis boss in his time settled him with #200!
Were u there?

dalass:
The experience he gathered in trading in those 7 years is worth millions of naira. An inexperienced trader will lose millions in an unknown business.

Also he earned that 500k for 7 years labour, his head must certainly be correct in using it judiciously. He could never have squandered it. Look at him now

Coscharis boss in his time settled him with #200!. His brother said he should accept it, but he took it because that's the reward for his many years labour, he's a billionaire today. Sometimes in business, experience/ business skill is more important than the amount of money

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but even the person who told you was also not there and the person who told the person who told you was also not there.

Ddeliverer007:
Do I have to b there to know?

Mmmm... billion naira cashout for UGM, but the part wey sweet my belle na Meanwhile, the three policemen with them escaped.
But I wan make kidnappers catch Akpabio or Natasha or even Reno.
I wan check something.
Nigeria government and elites go only take kidnapping seriously when na dem go dey pay ransom.
How I wish like 37 different Evans fit emerge for the 37 states?
Dem catch Evans the kidnapper go lock am up na because na elite and top business people im dey kidnap.
Evans no dey kidnap poor person as na Euro/dollars im dey collect, not naira.
But the kidnappers over the past years have been kidnapping poor travellers, farmers, students, patients, NYSC etc.
As paupers were being killed 2015-2023, the government and elite cared less.
These past 2 years 2023-2025 have shown a trend of kidnapping elite - political, business, education, military.
They recently collected 100m from the Abia state HOA member and still killed him.
Let the kidnappers continue kidnapping the Nigerian elite and collect the embezzled funds from them and still kill dem after ransom collection.
I believe this is only thing that can wake up the government and elite to tackle dis kidnapping business.

Cosmas maduka was settled with 200naira.
Oga pls, Were u there?

Ddeliverer007:
Cosmas maduka was settled with 200naira today he is a billionaire. Money plays less that 20% of your success in business.. why would your father develop stroke? Has he not lived his life? Why will your settlement capital make him sick? I don’t understand it..

OP is a mairaland verified Igbo hater.
Avoid his topics and boycott his horseshit.
NB:His other account is zero8zero

nedu666:
When I said yorubas are obsessed with lgbos, they will deny it. Tell me if not for joblessness and lgbo obsession, why will you spend time searching to bring this news to us. Yoruba men are like sad monitoring spirits

Who be dis one too?
Natasha na u I blame.
I give you 24hours to drop those Akpabio voicenotes or better still send it to VDM.
Those voicenotes go surely trend pass Baltasar.

My own be say OUK no sign because im wan Akpabio position.. Dat one na intra APC fight.

Thank you

profmallor:
How can I live without Obi?
Honestly, I look forward to hearing from him and you as well

While I don't support men beating women, I have legitly seen a woman slap a man repeatedly over a trivial issue...while still running her mouth.

What's the issue? It's a queue issue and the man came before the woman and disallowed her from trying to double-cross him by using the person in the front of the man as an excuse that that person allowed her to stay in the front.

The man was like: "if the person in the front allowed you to stay in front, then he has forfeit his position for you and one person must go to the back. I've been standing for 30mins and won't tolerate being cheated."

The lady started with "I will enter this line and there is nothing you can do... because I am even cool. Wo, me I dey mad too o. I've been talking politely at least. Come and beat me naw, since you bi woman beater."

She come enter the line. The person who allowed her just minded his business and refused to even talk.

Omo, as she entered, the argument got heated up as the main man insisted he won't allow it unless the good Samaritan forfeited his position. Na so this woman begin chochocho...like typewriter. The main man even stopped talking and she became more furious. The man just stood gigiban for the line to prevent illegal entrance. Next thing we had was TAAAWAAI. Omo, the man held himself and told her he would only respect her this once because she's a woman. Before he could finish, TAWAAAIII!


Me I was caught in the moment, before you could say Peter Obi, this man don forget headbutt for this woman face naso she fall. We come rush hold the man o before en kill parrot.

chatinent:
While I don't support men beating women, I have legitly seen a woman slap a man repeatedly over a trivial issue...while still running her mouth.

What's the issue? It's a queue issue and the man came before the woman and disallowed her from trying to double-cross him by using the person in the front of the man as an excuse that that person allowed her to stay in the front.

The man was like: "if the person in the front allowed you to stay in front, then he has forfeit his position for you and one person must go to the back. I've been standing for 30mins and won't tolerate being cheated."

The lady started with "I will enter this line and there is nothing you can do... because I am even cool. Wo, me I dey mad too o. I've been talking politely at least. Come and beat me naw, since you bi woman beater."

She come enter the line. The person who allowed her just minded his business and refused to even talk.

Omo, as she entered, the argument got heated up as the main man insisted he won't allow it unless the good Samaritan forfeited his position. Na so this woman begin chochocho...like typewriter. The main man even stopped talking and she became more furious. The man just stood gigiban for the line to prevent illegal entrance. Next thing we had was TAAAWAAI. Omo, the man held himself and told her he would only respect her this once because she's a woman. Before he could finish, TAWAAAIII!


Me I was caught in the moment, before you could say Jack, this man don forget headbutt for this woman face naso she fall. We come rush hold the man o before en kill parrot.


Gaslight, mouth, attitude, victim game, come and beat = Some Women. Esp, the gaslighting.

People: Don't beat a woman.
Some women: if you are a man, come and beat me.

Nairaland mods, hope una dey see am.
I no get one stupid RIP to waste for una case.
I take God beg una.
How dem go ban person till 2092?
I mean who does that?

The worst case be say dem dey fear Muslims for this nairaland na why Muslim fit talk any rubbish on Christian topic but Christian no fit comment on Muslim topic except e agree to one foolish declaration like that.
This Muslim-Muslim ticket so, na for nairaland here APC copy am.
E be things.

IslamVIRGINS:
Seun tell your mods to stop banning people anyhow. Just imagine I was banned till 2092

Really? Obi wey be your oxygen.
If you spend 24hrs not mentioning Obi, na mortuary straight.
Even if dem seal ur mouth make u no call Obi again, na your anus helinues u go still use call Obi name.
Menani?
Bilkijo.

profmallor:
I have nothing against Obi, as long as Obi continues to open his mouth and have supporters like yourself, he will continue to self implode. But for Atiku, now thats the real contender.

Did you know these everyday things actually have names?
1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.
2. The fresh smell after rain is petrichor.
3. The plastic tip of your shoelace? That’s an aglet!
4. A rumbling stomach is a wamble.
5. A newborn’s cry is vagitus.
6. Fork prongs are tines.
7. The light you see when pressing your eyes is phosphenes.
8. That little plastic table in a pizza box? It’s a box tent.
9. The day after tomorrow is overmorrow.
10. Your tiny toe is minimus.
11. A champagne cork’s wire cage is an agraffe, while meaningless "na na na" in songs are vocables.
12. The space between nostrils is columella nasi, and the hole where your sleeve attaches is an armscye.
13. Struggling to get out of bed? That’s dysania.
14. A messy handwriting is griffonage, the dot over an "i" is a tittle, and feeling sick after overeating is crapulence.
15. Turmacs = Fatherless mongrel
Na true? Na ur gender talkam ohhh, no be me.
Attack the message, not the messenger.
Na humble messenger I be.

turmacs:
Useless information. What the usefulness of knowing their names? "the this one of your this is called that", what is the usefulness of knowing what they are called?!!! The idiot wey push this stupid post to front page go think say him do push educative content to FP, rubbish. These are the kinds of things we teach our primary school students and think we are educating them, not knowing we are just wasting their precious time.

Do you still hate Obi?

profmallor:
Do you still love Atiku?

Moy drug,
Have you been to Makhachkala or Grozny?
Let me know ur observations when u visit.
Paka.

mushroomFarm:
[b]Very good move. This will help curb the inflow of extremists, antisemitism, Jihadists and terrorists.


Donald Trump is only trying to ensure that America remains a Christian nation and free of terrorists, so that one day, some mumuric morons won't be shutting down schools cuz of some fasting. People who love religion and the ideals of Islam so much should move to Saudi and Arab countries.

Even here in Russia, religion is s very private affair, you cannot enforce it on people and you should keep it to the boundaries of your home and place of worship.

As friendly as Russia is to Arab countries, three years here in Russia and I have never heard any sort of prayer calls either by mouth or with loudspeakers neither have I seen people praying in the streets. You dont do that nonsense here. Anyone living in Russia can confirm these. They value peace, freedom and serenity. But go to London and see the complete opposite.
Ironically when I speak with people in Nigeria over the phone, I over hear loud prayer calls in the background[/b]

Call me whatever you wish, but you can't ignore Obi who lives in your head rent-free.
That cartoon is the cradle of your hatred for Obi and Igbos in general Mr. Yoruba.
But unfortunately, you can't change the fact in that cartoon.
Earthquake in Lagos

profmallor:
You dont like Obi, Its Atiku you love, yet you pasted a cartoon that carried someone that finished 3rd over someone that finished 2nd. At some point you obidients have to step up your game. its getting too shallow now.

Na 77 await you, in the meantime no relent to dey sharpen your prick, e get why. Make im dey warmup.

ALISMILE:
I want more that 7, at least i will get what I desire by the Special Grace of God


This is the kind of death I desire and pray for!
Oh Allah answer my prayer, let me die in the mosque on a Friday during Ramadhan and while in prostration.

Maria.

You can always jam to the films iconic song about the flower - Edelweiss - Song by Oscar Hammerstein II, Richard Rodgers, and Rodgers and Hammerstein.
You must be between 35-50 years old now.
Cheers.

isaaclech:
Sound of music

And 2morrow na women's day?
Wetin I dey talk sef, I get two for house, I don buy/sew their women's day wrapper 25k x 2, cfa ooh not naira.
2morrow if dem go march past, if dem like make dem come back by midnight, I no get their time @ all, na their day.
Mesef gats to cook for 6 people tomorrow but no wahala, b4 city match wan start fried fish ogbono soup with semo go don ready.
Happy Women's day in advance to all natural born women all over the world and make thunder faya all LGBTQ women.

Hate Obi all you want but there are millions who like him.
I myself I don't like him and will never vote for him because I am an Atiku person.
But you guys should show some respect.
In as much as I won't vote for him but I will respect him same as I respect Atiku and BAT.
If you are Yoruba in this thread bashing Obi, you surely lack the testicular fortitude to acknowledge Obi has a place in the Nigeria political scene especially in Yoruba land.
But your acknowledgement or lack thereof cannot change FACTS.

The priest don 1st observe say u carry nyash and u go dey confess how u too like doggy.
How im prick no go rise?
That priest im name na Akpabio?

Abeg make una no 4get 2 wake me when dis guy dump these two bannies for a third

Gigantic Hypocricy

Throwback @July 13, 2016

This incident occurred during a closed-door meeting held by senators on Tuesday and trouble started when Mr. Melaye urged the Senate to descend heavily on members who had offered to serve as prosecution witnesses in the ongoing forgery case against Senate President Bukola Saraki and his deputy, Ike Ekweremadu.
The Kogi senator is said to have accused the senators of being used by the presidency to destabilise the Senate and warned them to be ready to face the consequences of their action.

“You should go and tell those who sent you that nobody, I said nobody, no matter who he is, can ever control this Senate, ” Mr. Melaye said as he pointed at the affected senators, his face contorted in rage.

But when Mrs. Tinubu was recognised to speak, she rose, and said, “I’m just wondering why whenever Senator Dino speaks in this chamber, he is always threatening people and behaving childishly and at times like a thug.
“I think he needs to know that every senator here represents their constituencies. And that there is no need to threaten anyone.
“We are seeking and working towards reconciliation, yet you are busy issuing threats.”

At this point Mr. Melaye jumped up from his seat and charged towards Mrs. Tinubu, saying, “Look this is not Bourdillon (referring to the famous Lagos residence of Mrs Tinubu’s politician husband). I will beat you up, ….. impregnate you and nothing will happen.”

Make una dey calm down, very soon Natasha go drop Akpabio voicenote album.
Hold on a sec folks.

Let me clear your doubts, the 9 billion was when it was projected to be built in Ogun State.

Saturnalia:
You cannot rest because; There is no peace,” says the LORD, “ for the wicked.

Unless you crash the price of your PMS to 300Naira Per Litre; Aliko, your Refinery will eventually be auctioned at Gbanjo.

In 2013, when the news of a Dangote Refinery that was being built filtered around; what we saw in the news was that the Refinery would cost $9 Billion to be built.

Now, all all of a sudden, the Refinery is now valued at $20 Billion ?

Listen to me Aliko; Your OVERINFLATED, SUBSTANDARD CHINESE-BUILT REFINERY will eventually be auctioned at Gbanjo with dozens of Jingling Bells - unless you rein in your insatiable greed and crash the price of your Petroleum Products to the barest minimum in the Nigerian Markets.

All I know be say na Peter Obi cause her suspension.
Shikena.

Woman who know nothing?
Found her way there?
Just misbehaving there?
Beauty without character?

See oga, if e easy, your mama wey know everything, wey no dey misbehave and wey get containerload of character for don miss road become Senator.
Mtschew

Katakata10:
Rule is rule.

I just keep wondering how this woman who knows nothing about the rule of the senate apart from section 10 found her way into there.

That woman is just misbehaving there.

Beauty without character.

No wonder she’s on her 4th marriage now.


I have never seen a manipulative woman like this before.

Only? Mtshew

Old rusted leaking gas bottles and old rusted gascookers too follow for the matter

MASTAkiLLAh:
Put on gas then, go and look for matches/lighter. That's the likely cause

Ok, but I hopesay no be wetin my mind dey tell me say female student na the genesis for dis fight?

You are the one who is without knowledge oga.
Does France use CFA?
Do you know what CFA even means?
African financial community

CFA is pegged to the Euro through the French treasury.
Which currency is the naira pegged to? None.
Naira wey CBN fit decide add color anyhow, wey Meffy print anyhow carry go buy 753 Duplexes.
CFA stable pass Naira far.
I mean both CFA :
XOF - West African cfa and XAF - Central African cfa.
XAF is even more stable than XOF.
Cardoso for CBN fit bring one policy now, Naira crash to 3000 Naira per Dollar by 2morrow morning, but no policy from a single/multiple country using CFA fit crash CFA value.
Naira wey dem dey take naira buy naira?
Even the quality of the notes itself by physical touch, Naira na toilet paper where CFA dey.
XAF is controlled by a Central bank BEAC and XOF is controlled by a Central Bank BCEAO.
The Central Bank governor is appointed by the Presidents of the various states party to the Monetary Union.

Now talking about Union, ECOWAS na just union for mouth and paper.
Remember the 3 letter word - ECO - in ECOWAS is for Economic and no mention of money.
Meanwhile there are members of ECOWAS, who are in WAMU - West African Monetary Union, (Note the word Monetary) and these are the countries using CFA and are the owners of the BCEAO Central Bank.
Nigeria is a member of ECOWAS but not a member of WAMU, same like Ghana because WAMU is a monetary union and Nigeria and Ghana already have their money and Central Banks.
So how do you expect the currency ECO to be produced by ECOWAS to be regulated when ECOWAS is not a monetary union in the 1st place?
There are already 3 Central Banks in ECOWAS - CBN, Ghana Central Bank and BCEAO.
You tell me how in a million years they will do the gymnastics for this ECO currency.
Will CBN and Ghana Central Bank be shut down so we can all use the BCEAO so it will leave the CFA and begin rolling out the ECO? Or will the BCEAO be shut down so the CBN begin rolling out the ECO?
What then would become of the CFA, Cedi and Naira when they begin using the ECO?
Do you know the constitutional changes and voting required in atleast 10 countries parliament and Senate chambers for this to be possible?


Now to your issue about the use of CFA benefitting France, Francophone countries all over the world have debated this question in their Pan African and indigenous forums on whether it benefits France or not but the fact remains that whatever it benefits France far outweighs the disadvantages of not being pegged to the Euro.
But the debate lives on.
First you should know that apart from the African franc KMF, XAF and XOF there is also the Pacific franc CFP.
The French treasury require BEAC or BCEAO Central banks to reserve atleast 60-65% of their foreign reserves in an account in the French treasury to ensure steady conversion rate of the CFA to the Euro or vice versa.
This is the only drawback or you might say loss of financial Independence.
The money does not belong to France and nothing on this earth can make CFA value to Euro change overnight drastically but Cardoso fit make announcement this night by tomorrow dem go start find Manager of Verve or Opay to arrest due to the drastic and immediate fall in the value of the naira.

A number of intellectuals have proven that having an Independent Central Bank like Nigeria would be disastrous to their countries because they know themselves.
They have seen the CBN and the Ghana Central Bank, naira and cedis are on a very long thing and have been for a very long time with the Nigerian and Ghanian Central banks being tribalised and politicised.
Worse still, as NIgeria and Ghana are changing Presidents every 4-8 years, economic and monetary policies are summersaulting left and right with numerous Central bank governors and the poo only keep turning in the fan.
Anytime somebody brings a debate about leaving the CFA currency, the alternative is shown to the person which is nearby - the cedi or naira and the choice would be to go back to the cfa for peace of mind.

In essence, what I am trying to say is this, no matter the benefits the CFA has to France, for the owners of the CFA - BCEAO and BEAC the stability it provides is what is required for development and foreign investments in their subregion.

You cant just wake up one day and devalue the CFA and the process would take atleast 2 years and the vote by the member countries to agree to the devaluation must be unanimous.

But Tpain can order Cardoso one windy morning to devalue the naira and pauperise a whole nation and heaven will not fall.
Therein lies the risk of financial Independence, not being part of the CFA and being pegged to the Euro through the French treasury.
The name of that risk is Politics.

With CFA, there is no politics and member states decide their destiny collectively in the monetary union.
They most stable currency in Africa since 1999 is the CFA - XAF/XOF as their exchange rate to the Euro has stood still for 26 years now.
You can go and verify.

Ablesam171:
CFA is to the advantage of France and not to the advantage of francophone countries in West Africa besides who told you that Ghana cedis is more stable than Naira, Cedis has had it's own share of problems. Some of you people without knowledge of a country would criticize just for the sake of criticism.

What about United Alkebulan Republic UAR?

ChizzyBuna:
Where is that Scam called E naira

E naira wey buhari launch till now.We never see am use

Just wait, very soon u go hearsay na fake precious metals.
Hold on a second.