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Danwakae:
Igbo smoker , drunkard

Cowdung smoker, shoe gum sniffer, gworo chewing sob, child rapist, paedophile, homosexual alfa, Deborah matches crooner.

Danwakae:
Igbo smoker , drunkard

The apostate abi apostle dey talk likesay na im pocket the money go comot.
No be money wey dem collect from gullible fools through the sale of salvation and hope?
Church way Pastor and Mummy no dey give offering and pay tithes, na business centre.
But dem go tell u say hellfire awaits u if u no pay but dem no dey pay meaning dem wan go hell.
Make I kuku ask AI the location of hellfire.

So you wey be real Muslim, u no need ur own 72 virgins?
Or when dem give you u, u go refuse am?
If u no need am, abeg borrow me make my johnson dey go gym, I go return am when u need am.

Danwakae:
"cancelled by the voilent ones " ... You already know the truth , if they are violent in nature , as such , decide to be selective of their violent verses from the Holy Quran , does that made them real Muslims ...you know the truth

U dey fear Botragelad abi?
U no need ur own 72 virgins bayi?
Botragelad go make ur life more meaningful and colourful.

helinues:
Na why some of you refused to get a meaningful life bayi

Na only sadists dey discuss Isreal/Palestine war. We are not one. No dey mention me with this nonsense

See you wey ur forehead get serious scars due to head slamming on behalf of the moon god dey call somebody terrorist.
See pot and kettle.
All Muslims are terrorists and the Koran is a terrorist manual which ends with a promise of 72 audio virgins.
If person wey dey knack 6 years old pikin scatter, begin promise you not 1 but 72 virgins, u go believe am?
If you believe am just knowsay na 6 months old baby dem go give you.

Danwakae:
Densed terrorsts

Seconded.

Helinues as new Hamas leader
Zero8zero as assistant Hamas leader
Yarimo as new Hezbollah leader
Botragelad as new MOSSAD leader
God1000 as new IDF leader
Righteousness2 will be given contract to count deadbodies in Gaza.

How does it taste?

MichaelSokoto:
Helinues & Yarimo shld fill up d position... we need to check somtin!

754.5162.988: Take a page of this holy book and roll some loud, don't share but smoke it alone and make sure to eat the ashes.
Then you will be wise and ur dealer will give you visa for enter Canada.

Danwakae:
I don't want to quote the Bible mostly the old testament were killing was encourage ...even as sacrifice ...but if christians today decide to use it to kill innocent people , will you call it biblical ? ... an eye for an eye , is it for evil as it is in the Holy Bible ? ...

Some Christians where uniform to church with bear foot , some knelt down before images in churches to make confession , are they still not calling themselves worshipers of Jesus Christ ?

So if boko haram , terrorist decide to quote the holy Qu'ran in order to justify their evil act , that doesn't make them a Muslims ...even as a good Muslims , if I try to correct them they can kill me , does it mean they are more Muslim than myself who knows the truth ?

The woman in that photo is reserved for you.
I don already pay brideprice.
If you like convert am to Christianity name am Mary Magdalene, no wahala.

Righteousness2:
As Usual the Senior TERRORIST was hiding inside a Hospital.
They Have no love for the people they claim to Fight for.


Meanwhile,
Updated photo of Hamas leadership.

Another red circle was added
Every One red circled is currently with their Virgins

THE Rest Must Surely Join them as there is No place to Hide..


On a lighter note, the Hamas Chief delivered to his VIRGINS take style resemble Pep Guardiola

Ok agreed.
But politicians no try at all.
Ekweremadu, Madueke, Ibori, Abidemi the yahoo boy, etc.
Politicians too follow for this matter.
Which country did PM Cameroon say wan fantastically corrupt? Na criminals corrupt the country
Which African President did Trump call the lifeless President?

Image123:
That was the whole point na. Some people were trying to gaslight us that there is no limitation on our passport. The blame here is 99% on criminal Nigerians who went abroad to spoil things for others, so please sore losers should not attempt to resume wailing yet again. Politicians hardly have these issues or go abroad to disgrace us. Let's talk seriously to our brothers and sisters contesting to dominate foreign prisons.

Is there a snake that is inedible for dis balablu economy?

jospepper:
This snake is non venomous. It feeds on small rodents like rats.

Loves to go about when the sun is hot. The snake is edible.

Na ballot box I wan grab?
How I wan grab anything from your comments wey I dey see Uyo state? Uyo state dey exist?
Even for balablu Uyo state no dey exist.
Make coherent comments to enable us grab something as u said, cuz no be by the power of gazelle gagaraga and bulaba wey we go grab something.

helinues:
That's only thing you could grab from my comments?

Which one be Uyo state again?
Make e no be say na true dem dey talk abt AI and bots ooo

helinues:
Nice.

Tiwa n tiwa

Abeg Uyo state is beautiful and calm. Kudos to the past and present governor

Not only special bed but Kingsize with 4 pillows.

iwaeda:
Toh. Recession nibo, Nigeria economy is doing well.
How many people have money to buy things. I used to buy a special bread, every other day for my children, but now once a week. Imagine the patronage dwindling daily and cost of flour is out of here. Anyone telling you, Tinubu is doing well, need special bed at Yaba apa osi.
Anyways, it will favour me and my family.

Make Shagari family return to government coffers all that salary he collected.
Shagari was an illegal and illegitimate President and hate Buhari all you want but Buhari did Nigeria a favor by removing him through a coup.

DomPerignon:
And the exchange rate was $2 to #1. So the President was earning $100,000 per annum.

Adjusting for inflation, $100,000 in 1979 is equivalent to approximately $437,560 in 2025. This calculation reflects a cumulative price increase of about 337.56% over the 46-year period, based on an average annual inflation rate of 3.26%.

That's roughly what the US President earns annually.



Making a comparative analysis for today, with an exchange rate of #1,600 and 1979 #50,000 being worth $440,000 today, Shagari was earning approximately #690,000,000 annually as basic salary. Which comes down to approximately #60,000,000 monthly .

This is outside other allowances which would have seen an additional 150-200% additional sum to what the President took home. So Shagari would have been earning in today's economy at least the equivalent of 2025's #100,000,000 monthly or #33,000,000 weekly. With a 40hr week, this will be around #800,000 per hour.

Like Omowunmi, like Natasha.
Infact the full name na Omowunmi Natasha Akpabio.
Go and verify then go to Supreme court

nnachukz:
Any wife running away from a DNA test can not be trusted. She can do anything to cover her track including shifting suspicion to others by manipulating her victim's psychics to dwell more on known enemies while she quietly executes her plan.
If you cannot proudly and openly allow verification of my child's paternity then anything is possible.

Na 16 year old u dey call boy?
Leave am with ya girlfriend and come back after 9 months if she will not be +1.
Even 10 year old pikin dey kirikiri.
U don 4get those children wey Tinubu arrest for protest? How old were they?

he could have asked the boy to explain why he jumped into his property without having to shoot him.
So make e ask thief say why e wan come rob am abi?
See reasoning.
Ur reasoning no mention about 16 year old "boy" wey don get mind to dey jump stranger fence.
Im know whether na soldier fence?
No be today im start to jump fence.
As e jump today claiming to collect whatever, na spy im wan spy the compound be that for daytime for nighttime mission
You cant tell me nothing.
There is no smoke without fire and there would have been no shooting had someone not scaled a fence.
U no know say na dis small skin persons dem dey send jump fence for open gate from inside make real men enter come rob.

This case is similar to what happened to Oscar Pistorius.

There is no similarity here oga.
This case somebody trespass and not on dry land o, im climb over the fence into a protected private area.
For your reasoning, if for leave the boy enter im bedroom b4 im shoot abi.
Dis case is instead similar to the EFCC guy who was shot for breaking into someone's house.


I believe he's going to be charged with manslaughter and illegal possession of firearm, if that gun is not registered.
If the gun be registered, na self defence.
Guns no be for blow bolo bolo, na to shoot and kill.
If you doubt am, tomorrow early morning go climb Aso Rock fence, see whether dem go ask questions b4 shooting or shoot and ask questions later.

Make una dey fear God abeg and after you fear God, fear woman and North in that order.

Angel55555:
It's going to be extremely difficult for his defence team to win this case when he's charged. This is a criminal case, not a civil case. I believe he's going to be charged with manslaughter and illegal possession of firearm, if that gun is not registered.


One could argue that he has the right to defend his property, but was his property in any form of danger when he shot the poor boy ? No.

I believe the incident happened during the day, he could have asked the boy to explain why he jumped into his property without having to shoot him.

This case is similar to what happened to Oscar Pistorius. Anyways, may the deceased rest in peace.

No mind that nincompoop.
Na her colleagues make her Senator?

Welcum:
Rotten fish on what grounds?

Yes, the year after Luton town go win am.

handsomeyinka:
You didn't see nothing...

You fie see when My Arsenal go win champions League?

Fatherless mongrels abi?
The only cure to lesbianism na 7some agbero BBC.

meobizy:
A mongrel is going to type something which'll expose that Sango Ota still remains in the 12th century.

As na statistics we go chop, abeg make dem drop the statistics on the number of native doctors per state.
I wan check dat thing wey Akpabio hide for Natasha pant.

If you believe this, then u should also believe say Bobo Chicago na transgender.

After every every, nobody no know where the policeman dey at this time?
So we have a mad armed policeman on the loose somewhere in Calabar and we don't even know if na pistol or shotgun or AK im carry or all of the above....
Make e go Akpabio house abeg, I wan check something wey I keep for Natasha there.

Shebi Israel say dem sabi kill?
Israel never kill even upto 100k yet, hope u know, its been 17 months now only 50,000 deaths and its surely exaggerated.
What is the population of Gaza?
Do the maths and you will know exactly how long it will take to kill every single human being in Gaza.
This Fatah shit no be news.
Even Fatah knowsay everybody for Gaza na Hamas, I mean everybody.
Fatah no get even 1 sympathiser for Gaza not to talk of supporter.
Everybody for Gaza must die before Hamas go surrender.
Even that Fatah/PLO head - Mahmoud Abbas, if im shadow drop for Gaza, Hamas go behead am at speed of light.
Make una inform Satanyahu to call Trump make e send more weapons asap, the ones una get for armory warehouse no go dey enough.

Lastly, na me and you dey fear death, gunshots, missiles and bombs, person wey dey Gaza now or Bakhmut that year no dey fear death or bombing cuz na daily occurrence with sure odds like day and night.
That kind people don already accept death while alive but dem must resist by any means necessary.

Botragelad:
Stepping aside or not isn’t likely to make much difference at this stage. There’s a strong chance they’ll all end up being shipped to various countries. This isn’t about Hamas, it’s about the Islamic ideology that these Palestinians cling to. They seem perfectly willing to sacrifice their children’s futures for a fictitious state and identity, which I highly doubt will ever materialise.

These are Arabs occupying land that isn’t theirs, refusing to leave, while continuously attacking Israel.

Samson, na who really borrow data give you?
E go better make u sell ur android phone take the money chop isiewu and drink palmy.

Sonofgod1990:
For trying to help poor masses like you? You must be out of your senses

Abeg na dagger dem take wound Minister face abi na tears im dey cry?
I no understand, whether na say I don high

Like how much on top?

FalseProphet1:
$10k is too small for a senator to accept as bribe. Even me as a prophet would reject that kind of money, you'll have to add something on top before I'll accept it.

So I believe him.

This I have seen.

If you no go river Jordan go baff 5 times, e no go ever better for you.

Sonofgod1990:
I feel like helping 5 persons with 10k each

BBQ tori

1 quick question, how many Nigerian women for abroad, don return to Nigeria marry man carry go UK?
I no mean the one wey na the man spend for her to go abroad.
I mean the one wey na she herself or her family sponsor her trip abroad.
How many of such Nigerian women do you know wey don return to Nigeria, carry man go UK?

JovialJune:
Una go wail tire, no be this same abroad wey we dey?

So many Nigerian couples enjoying their lives abroad with no issues, and that's because the husbands use their sense to know that abroad is not the same as Nigeria where you all can get away with anything

The ones reaping the reward they sow are the loudest these days and very few percentage compared to those living peacefully, so enough with the gaslighting and crying

If you can't live with the consequences of your actions, stay in naija, very simple.

Agreed ngwaman but I go fight u cuz of osinbajo name for your mouth lol but I no be Lukumi ooo, make u no talksay I dey support my own.
In a normal country Osinbajo suppose be President meanwhile Buhari go be Minister of Livestock but there's nothing normal abt the Niger Company Ltd abi na UAR or Nigeria.
What the Saudi Prince said stays in Saudi.
Na who get local refinery na im go dey produce to sell for local consumption.
Nigerian local refinery dey na Malta and Trinidad.
That agbero leader for aso rock suppose build refinery cuz everybody dey use fuel but guess what, na coastal road dem wan go build wey everybody no go use am.
Shows you that those governing Nigeria are not Nigerians, I dey judge person na by action, not words not intention, action only.
The fuel increase and inflation wey I dey see for horizon is bae.
I wonder how some citizens go survive.
May God be their helper.
Good day to you.

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Oga, you are the one who is bitter here.
You don't earn in dollars and you are not an importer so you are jealous of other people having dollars.
Wetin USD do you?
They ask you to drop countries, u dey drop microstates wet no reach even Osun State.

Na which Zimbabwe u dey talk about first.
The Zimbabwe wey I don go or na another one.
You know how many millions dem dey sell 1 stick of cigarette for Zimbabwe?

3 eggs for a 100 billion, na im u no wan make dem no use USD.
U don ever see 1 trillion for ya life.
Ok, see 100 trillion, tell me how many dollars e go be?
I'm waiting.
When u no get sense, try lock up, nobody go know say u be educated illiterate but when u open mouth waaa, start talk english wey u learn from africamagic, everybody go just knowsay na stark illiterate u be.

BlueStripper:
Now you refer to them a silly countries? See what hate can do to your soul?

Zimbabwe's GDP in 2024 is estimated to be around $36 billion.

Lagos States GDP in 2024 was N27.38 trillion (approximately $18.25 billion).

You are a lost cause and a hate filled minion. You know nothing about the economy of th country because your heart is filled with hate and wickedness. That's why you can't succeed in Nigeria.

The only place you will ever succeed is your "Biafra"