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candy blue or black pen |
how will i know_ whitney houston one moment in time- whitney houston for you i will - monica ghetto love- jahiem |
Lazyarrsse |
wrong female |
this woman's work --MAXWELL |
drill |
long arrrse time when was the last you danced to your favorite song? |
and dat song "am so sick of luv songs" am sick of hearin damn they play it alot on em' radio stations |
hotdog ![]() sweet or sour |
jalapenos chiness food or italian |
[b]Hungry and Broke (Source: Unknown, but I know I've seen variations of this) There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him . "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!" [/b] |
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Jill |
gurl of course Mya now we all know ashanti cant do shiit , singin or dancin |
teddy bear light or heavy breakfast |
honey fried or boiled egg |
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r kelly tamia jagged edge boys 2 men jaheim gerald levert mariah carey alicia keys kc and jojo brandi toni braxton r l all 4 one maxwell usher genuwine mya kelly price whitney houston ? ![]() cant think of anymore, |
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oooh oooh i used to watch wrestlin back in the days cuz ma brothas watch "em anways i like stone cold" errrrrm goldberg, da rock" das bout it ![]() |
eerrrrmmmm ![]() black or white |
last week when was the last time somebody asked you for money |
modda/fada anorexic or obesity |
president bush for being a dum ass fxck, Bobby Valentino: For destroying Boyz II Men's "Let It Snow" on that holiday special. If there was ever a question of whether his little @ss could sing or not, he definitely answered it with that performance whitney houston -- just for being a hot mess ashanti- for makin a greatest hits album Wtf she dont even got dat much song and makin a greatest hit![]() Diddy - cuz he wants everythin (with all the money his ass got) jay z - for puttin his face on his album vivica a fox, for injectin botox shiit into her lip (i dont know why she did that) lil kim--- for messing up her self bow wow -for puttin grills in his teeth (does he think he looks guud?) Michelle Williams-for letting Beyonce and Kelly always give her the last verse in the song paris hilton- for bein paris hilton, boris kodjoe- for not returnin all ma calls ![]() nick cannon -for breakin up with christina millan R-kelly - for messin with underage gurls and not destroyin the evidence dave chappelle- for not continuin the "chapelle show" |
ghana ooooo wine or juice |
both vegetables or fruits |
regular dimples or no dimples |
unpredictable '--jamie foxx |
a month ago when was the last time you went speechless |
u see here he think that all akata ppl are da same,always up to the same old shiit 1, sagging pants 2. the way they talk 3. hip hop yep he can prejudice, he likes some them akata the ones who dress nice and speak good engrish . come to work on time , blah blah blah |
gurl hell nah black african and proud , where u get da white from ? |
Okay, y'all check this out: My uncle has been married to his wife for about 9 years now and my uncle he no buy his wifey a ring for marriage they didnt have a wedding either. Right, well just last year my uncles wife friend got married and her husband bout her a ring, ever since then my aunty has been bugging the hell out of ma uncle to buy her a ring also,so that other man can know she is taken. but he aint listening but told her that is her that is the way she will carry herself that will let other man know she is married. I do agree with that. i mean he loves her and all , she asked me what i thought and i told her since he loved her, she should let this ring go and not let it become an issue, .ma moms been married to ma pops for 20 years now she aint got no ring, but they still chilling, happier evryday. Love conquers all u know, shit. is a ring really that important in a marriage? |
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