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xynerise:
May you scratch your yansh until you get to your prostate gland

Seriously, respect yourself.

Dyt:
Farts

Really Dyt, really?

BoboYekini:
Who says I'm thinking anything? You deserve each other.

Yes we do. He's a nice man.

xynerise:
Don't mind Truckpusher and Dyt

Respect my man please by taking this seriously. Thank you.

Truckpusher:
But granma, this is a public forum oh ,You can't just order your sons and daughters around nau.

Grow up for crying out loud, I'm getting married, I don't have time for silly rubbishes, mschew.

BoboYekini:
Of course. And, I believe you. You're actually getting married. Are congrats in order?

What does it matter what you think? He's perfect for me. I'm happy, that's what's important.

greatgod2012:



Happy married life in advance!

Thanks, I'll send you a flight ticket sometime.

BoboYekini:
@Dee

Typical woman. Wishy-washy and no moral backbone.
Remember how I always told you that you were never a true atheist

Lol, he has no issues with me being atheist, ntor.

I'll just show up to church for him.

Please, will those two agadi ekwekwas take their rubbish out of my serious minded thread? thank you.

Truckpusher:
Kid ke! You dun go deceive wan oyibo boy abi ?

No wahala , I will revisit your case offline.

You don't know me offline, stop it.

greatgod2012:
You're just too intelligent not to identify a sarcasm when you see one!



My sister, freecocoa was bored and she's trying to catch fun while sending some subtle messages across.

You people will stay there thinking it's a joke and I'll post pre-weeding pictures.

FellepHq:
Go girl, you live life once, enjoy while it lasts. All the best

Lol, thanks bro.

xynerise:
. Freecocoa has jazzed somebody o

Lol, oooo! stop na, you are making me shy.

Dyt:
Oh
Otiyemi

Pls pass the gist
Who's this hitting?

I want to do aproko

I'm being serious.

FellepHq:
Yeah I love them strong, big, bold, beautiful and adventurous, there are many of out here, you may want a rethink if you are not comfortable with the new role you'd be playing

Wow! That's great! but, I mean, you can't really be sure I'll get better than he's offering.

All I have to do is not object whatever he decides and I'll travel the world. Can you beat that?

I no really understand this picture.

Truckpusher:
Chineke meh! You that begged me not expose you here - Ok nau ,make i go tell my guy say one of him angels dun dey misbehave.

Really stop it, you don't know when one is being serious and it ain't funny.

He's of British citizenship , do you know how many countries that passport can get me into? Please don't mess it up for me.

Please explain you were kidding.

FellepHq:
My bad, I can feel the sarcasm, but let me pretend you are for real.

It's a nice decision for you, haven found love, you are ready to sacrifice what you believe in to be acceptable. Well congrats to you, love conquers all.

But people like me who are suckers for independent women, feminist and lesbians are highly disappointed

Are you kidding me? There's a man out there who's okay with feminism? Lesbiansm is taking it too far.

Seriously? Why would you be disappointed? A woman should never see a man as an equal.

Fabulocity:
Lol that's the painful truth. I've never really stood by/believed in this whole feminism trend, although I admire Adichie's interpretation of feminism. Most feminists today are just angry women on an oestrogen fuelled rage who aren't even sure of what they want. Thank God you've seen the light. The concept of gender equality is very noble, but completely unattainable.
But thinking about this, you are just being very sacarstic. You're still very much a feminist. Lol.

I'll say.

Truckpusher:
Yimu!! You that I saw during the weekend giving a pot belly man a lapdance at ocabique planet.

Please don't come and pour sand in my garri, I've never been to a strip club.

Mynd44:
The only man that can make freecocoa leave her feminism views is MrBrownJay.

We know how that went

Since we have all decided to be clowns

Lol, he was taken and I believe this guy is my all, can't risk it.

FellepHq:
Am surprised o, that means you didn't fully understand the concept of what you were defending.
Dude must be feeling like an mvp Now.

Smart guy, maybe me will make a lesbian denounce...

Good for you, hope you won't pick it up when junior arrives.

HML in advance.

I did know what I was defending but I'm telling you I now realise those aren't really issues, like, why must I leave if he cheats? Like durrh! Other women want him, so why am I telling him to say no, the truth is, if I leave some other woman will replace me, so, where's the sense in leaving really?

I know what I was holding on to, but really, it's better to be a wife who begs for love, than be alone, loving yourself while keeping an open mind about meeting the man you want.

Fabulocity:
Then you were never really a feminist...
Because a real feminist would always stand by her beliefs no matter what and wouldn't renege on them, especially for a marriage proposal from some man.

Like someone commented above, maybe you were just a feminist because the single life was frustrating you

My sister, at the end of the day when you sheck it, you'll see that there's really nothing to fight for. Men know it all, we just need to listen and follow sheepishly as women, forget feminism sis.

Please to show everyone how serious I is, if Seun or lalastica(yea?) or mynd44 could move this to the homepage so it'll be well known that I say kudos/aye! To cheating men, to women being beneath a man and being grateful about it.

Please it's not an issue, feminism must go.

FellepHq:
Are you for real?

Why wouldn't I be?

Dyt:
Pls tell us his username ooo
So we can burst him if he tries anything

Lol, he's not a NLer, he just knows I love NL.

Dyt:


Dude must be a NLer

Need I say
You were a feminist cos you were single and angry?

Yea and couldn't keep a man.

So I finally got a marriage proposal after all these years, and the condition that he marries me is, that I denounce feminism, so my people, here I am to.....

1. State that I, freecocoa 1 of igboland(well known former feminist, world over), is no longer a feminist.

2. Remove myself from every feministic activity, I will neither be seen nor heard wherever the word "feminist" exists.

3. Warn every and any feminist on this platform to never quote nor mention me, ever, as I have no business with them as does light and darkness.

4. Say that henceforth, all opinions of me, shall be as that of a virtuous woman. I shall be known and addressed as "Ezi nwanyi nke di uko"

5.Apologise for ever being a feminist who thought it wasn't okay for a man to cheat on me, silly me.

And lastly, Ask you all to pray for/wish me luck on my impending nuptials, please pray especially that the spirit of feminism never locates me again.

I hope I'm able to finally keep this one, yay.

Thank you all.

Rhymez:
Nne, chill biko

People will not understand until they experience same

Lol, they really don't know how hurtful that can be.

MsDelilah:
This guy needs to grow up. Seriously.

What are you on about? The one owing someone and ignoring their calls is super grown abi? Oh! Please.

I really hate that like mad.

Tell me not to bug you no more, tell me you don't have money, just tell me something, don't ignore my calls when you owe me, that shyt hurts real bad.

Jus negodu eru ya.

Kai! Women have suffered sha.