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Kindly apply for this job if qualified

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

Being a devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.


In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought She would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when She was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume.


So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on The dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he cuddle and copping a Little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.


Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"

Do you think she will be honest enough to tell her Husband the truth?

Moral of the story!!

Wives should always trust their husbands so that they will not fall into an unforgettable mess they will live with all through their live time. What's the point staying in the relationship if you cannot trust your partner? No trust, no basis for any relationship!!!

Food for thought, I guess .

Don’t try to trick others you might end up hurting yourself and carry the pains and stigma for the rest of your life!

Can anyone kindly tell me how to start an NGO in Nigeria. I would really appreciate your kind response.

Thanks

Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

- If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.

- If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.

- If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.

- If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.

- If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs.

- If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

- If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

- If they've left early, put them in Sales.

- And if they're all bullying each other, they're Management material.

Kindly just send it to that address.

A Micro Finance Bank Located in one of the town in Nnewi South Local has vacancies for the following positions;

1) HEAD BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT AND MARKETING (HBDM)
Qualification
• A good University degree
• Minimum of 6 yrs banking experience in a bank or related industry.
• MBA is an added advantage
Proficiencies:
• Must be a self starter, target driven and an achiever.
• Have people management skills.
• A presentation skills good
Age: Not more than 35 years

2) MARKETING OFFICERS (MO)
• A Recognized University degree in Marketing, or its equivalent.
• Professional qualification is an added advantage.
• Minimum of two (2) years experience in a bank related industry
Age: Not more than 30 years

3) ACCOUNTING OFFICERS (AO)
• A Recognized University degree in Accounting, Economics, Business Administration, Finance and banking or its equivalent
• Professional qualification is an added advantage
• Age: Not more than 30 years

How to apply
Send your applications indicating the post applied and your curriculum vitae with day time contact phone numbers by e-mail (use word document) hard copies to:

The Chairman,
P.O.BOX 1615,
Onitsha.

Closing Date: 10th March 2009.