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Jennyclay:
Our gateman went to get fuel just now and it was sold for #220

U fine 😘

Shalommy:
That jama sherpa dog na naija remix be that. Chaiii

E no expensive
Just #80

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Funny meme challenge!!
Post the funniest meme in your gallery let's laugh.

Let me begin

Nigeria itself is hell.

Which other hell we de talk about.?

This heaven and hell talk dey real at all?
Abi na just game 😑

Kindly check my signature if you need my services

Good day nairalanders, I will like us to discuss, as at today how much have you saved from January till this moment I have just 100k as my savings so much expenses and so much I used money to settle, if not it should have been more than that.

Are you a freelancer?

Good one you divorce her but it was late tho.

But I will like to ask a question how long did you date her before getting married to her?

Because I still remember your other post. Your wife cheated with someone who she claim she had known earlier before you and your marriage.

In this life as a man, before you marry, you should know your partner very well, most especially their past.

I will advise during the courtship stage you should monitor her very well, so you know who exactly you are dating/trying to spend the rest of your life with or building a family with.

You dont say she's old enough let her control herself or you dont want to do this or that.
Your wife needs to respect you also not only love you.

In your story you love her that's why she repeated that same cheating.

When you respect someone that means you kind of fear the person.
But when you love someone it's just love even if the person offends he or she will be like he loves me so he will forgive me.

Same reason you will see our pastors sleeping with our wives.
Our wives dont love our pastors! They respect them that's why they call them Daddy GO.

So as a man, your wife or Gf need to respect you highly. Love is never enough.
So you don't end up training another man's kid.

And the reading of their messages should be done discreetly.

I can teach as many people over here how to read anyone's WhatsApp messages directly on their phone without the person noticing.

Check my signature and text me on WhatsApp and learn.

Come with your 1k as a token fee.

Cos it's not free.

Take heart bro. Keep improving and working hard, billionaires and millionaires also divorce their sponse and move on.

Work hard and achieve greatness for yourself and your kids.


Peace ✌️

Guy abort mission!!

How you go wan marry a single mother of 2?
In case you dont know the baby daddy will still sleep with her whenever he wants (maximum 3 points)

Don't think of getting married to her, which kind promo be that? Marry a wife get two free kids.. Omo..

Apart from her Facebook messages I can also teach you how to read her or anyone WhatsApp message directly on your phone.

Check my signature and text me.
Hold small token ooo before we start..

It's not free.

Sirchiboy:
One of my plans this year was to setup a business.
Set up a barbing saloon but ended up regretting it.
Imagine my barber telling me that he worked N150 on Saturday.
I have to lockup the shop.
Just planning to sell off the shop

Unisex or normal barbing.
Is your barber remiting weekly or you are paying salary

Mopolchi:
Me, na agribusinesses I invested 2.7m till date I got 420k.

Farmfundsafrica I invested 1m in its big farm. I got only 250k
Farmsponsor I invested 1m and got 170k
Vestpay took my 200k and I not seen anything since
HOCorn swallowed my 5ook, till date I not seen a farthing.

Nawa ooo see as your money depreciate 🙆

Greatn3ss:
What is that particular thing that you bought or that project you carried out that really affected your bank account?

Mine was last 2 years when I acquired a land, up till now I've not recovered from it. And funny enough they are presently dragging the land with me but its well

who is dragging it with you?

Peacecore:
Are you still doing it?

Yes

Nawa ooo how couples go deny the other sex.

Sex is to be enjoyed by both of them..
😢🤦 things we read on shosho-midiya

what I do to a girl I'm dating is I clone there chat mostly WhatsApp.

Once it's cloned I check and read all their message directly on my phone even without them noticing.

I do this for some months so as to be sure of whom I'm dating, make I for no go enter one chance.

I'll teach anyone this trick only if you check my signature and text me on WhatsApp.

Note : you will pay a token before we start. Cos it's not free oooo.

ifihearam:
How do you clone their whatsapp?

Check my number on my signature let's talk on WhatsApp

what I do to a girl I'm dating is I clone there chat mostly WhatsApp.

Once it's cloned I check and read all their message directly on my phone even without them noticing.

I do this for some months so as to be sure of whom I'm dating, make I for no go enter one chance.

I'll teach anyone this trick only if you check my signature and text me on WhatsApp.

Note : you will pay a token before we start. Cos it's not free oooo.

80% of girls are into hook up codedly but won't show it.
So if you have a girl you suspect she's into hook up, I would advice you become careful with her before she pin another man pregnancy on you.

Tho, what I do to a girl I'm dating is I clone there chat mostly WhatsApp.

Once it's cloned I check and read all their message directly on my phone even without them noticing.

I do this for some months so as to be sure of whom I'm dating, make I for no go enter one chance.

I'll teach anyone this trick only if you check my signature and text me on WhatsApp.

Note : you will pay a token before we start. Cos it's not free oooo.

GeneralKoko:
What do you want to achieve in your business,career, education or any other sphere before the year ends?

As for me,I want to deal more real estate deals, possibly register my company and be financially free.
How about you?

Can I be your virtual assistant sir?

I can also be your data entry specialist.

Bubu just turn us upside down.
Nawa oo.

People heartless sha.

Kindly check my signature abeg make una help me with jobs

Bad news everywhere.

My nairaland bosses. Abeg make una help me by giving me freelancing jobs abeg.

E no easy for 9ja.
Kindly check my signature

Ok

No pictures?

No be crime now 😂

Na normal thing

kestolove95:
Ur story is so fake like ur English

Ok sir.

A lucky Nigeria boy has won #38 million using #400

But the problem is that his father is saying the boy should return the money to the betting company.

The money shouldn't enter his house.

If it was you who won, what will be your next move?

Nawa oo.


Check my signature

Try for my set.
Na better flog them go touch that student.
That sense e no wan get go come by force.

Kindly check my signature I do data entry jobs.
Patronize me abeg, I never chop 🤦

sweetkev:
Bad lyrics. Telling an Igbo girl you love that you get money pass her papa and the babe still dey shake yansh for video shoot untop insult

Yes that's true!

If to say the girl or her papa get money pass rema, she for no shake yansh

Rema get money pass her papa😂

Economy harsh on everyone na why.

No too blame people wey need the help.

Kindly check my signature

Person wake up to hustle him daily food una kee am.
Now him family go weep because of your wicked act 🥺

I tire for Nigerian.
Even if you steal the car leave the guy with him life.

When there's life there is hope.
Una kee am still thief him car.

Nawa

I do data entry jobs, kindly check my signature

Is there CCTV in your office?
Did you see him steal your money?
What evidence do you have?
Don't you have a bank account where you can save the money, why keep raw cash in the office?

Well I have nothing much to say.