₦airaland Forum

empty hen are criminals. i don't have any thing to do with them

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POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HEAT.
Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:
RESPONSES:
LAI MOHAMMED: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.
AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.
IBE KACHUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.
BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.
GOODLUCK JONATHAN: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
ADAMS OSHIMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.
NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.
RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.
ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.
BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.
NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:
PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.

nice

nice

free wifi, the internet is like the speed of light lots of beautiful girls because it is a federal university, salary alerts will never end ontill i reach the age of retirement and thats a whole long time.
salary will start coming on the twenty fifth as promised by buhari.although we receive salary on the twenty second during jonathan.
at the end of the year we get enough goodies from federal government. the twenty four hours light na die. that is why i hardly complain when Nigerians complain about power because university of Benin got twenty four hours light

missdebs:
chai I remember when I was a corper

corp member not corper

all these things too dey long to read

this is nothing because we do receive salary on the twenty second of every month during jonathan administration

Hmmm. Nonsense/
What about the privatization of power? I didn't see any progress.

Ok na

This is just the begining

Wow

Na wa

jail this man. Nhis is a scam
nhis is a joke! You don't get drugs supplied by federal government because those drugs have been sold by this same criminals.

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Continue

Is this za change

Hahaha this is za changi
in benin, electricity is dead. Three hours on six hours off in my area. Even the three hours on is not constant but the six hours off is constant and regular
this na area when dey get almost twenty four hours light before.
This is really za changi

Taking a picture of some random celebrities and uploading is irritating

Nigeria police and compromise!
this is why sometimes jungle justice is good
in a country like naija
dig the ground and bury the idiots body except the head then people should stone the head.

her facial look!!! jeeeeez

see as people dey talk say the guy don blow.
nor be the same malaysian people i work with including thailand and some indians for benin city marubeni nipp power plant under electrical construction solution
one naira them nor get. them dey suffer.

my guy, it is not all about gaining admission into a university that matters! why not check a polytechnic first!
that was how i nearly killed my future because i wanted to secure admission into uniben. i wrote jamb five times and passed but uniben post ume was the devil.
after sitting at home fustrated before uniben gave me employment under junior staff with my waec result.. so with that i bought part time form and they gave me computer science. it was during my interview for uniben job i realized that bsc and hnd are equal. please do the right thing brother. I felt disappointed. my friend who is an hnd holder was given level seven and those with bsc was also given level seven
but i go no bsc or hnd. So they droped me at level three with my waec

ok

Ok

Jamb. Try make a complain
me hear what for postume hand na. Jamb nor fustrate me but na uniben postume almost ruin my llife.
Untill i come wise up try something different

hmmm

what really matters is don't live above your income when you get married. the main problem why people fail is because they live the life of champaign when actually their income is that of satzenbrau and if your type of work promotes employee every three years like government job then i will advise you to get married.

all these small small boyz go dey show themselves

i see empty hen finally submitted
now i see why it has been difficult to reach my friends and relatives using empty hen in benin city.
any way their subscribers should be at alert. because empty hen are devil. they give with one hand and collect back from you with double hands
and for the fifty billion. hmm nigerians should forget about that one because the chief junketeer and baba ajala. the gallivanting maestro will spend all that cash on foreign trips i see empty hen finally submitted
now i see why it has been difficult to reach my friends and relatives using empty hen in benin city.
any way their subscribers should be at alert. because empty hen are devil. they give with one hand and collect back from you with double hands
and for the fifty billion. hmm nigerians should forget about that one because the chief junketeer and baba ajala. the gallivanting maestro will spend all that cash on foreign trips

beautifu lies