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Nigerian moms be like......John!!!
*Go to the kitchen and get me the little knife, not the smallest one o
*Ehen then bring me my pedicure set on the small table behind my bed
*And take my towel out in the sun
*Then you bring for your aunty here some water to drink
*Remember that soup we cooked yesterday?...br
ing it out of the freezer
*Check that meat on fire o...i dont want it getting burnt
*Where is your sister sef?..Go and wake her up, why will she be sleeping?
*Do you know where i kept my phone?...Go to my room and check there...
*Check if they've brought light...you know we're using prepaid meter
*Go to the laundry and take the clothes your dad said you should iron for him.
When John gets to the kitchen the only thing he remembers is, "John!!!, go to the kitchen...."
how many times has this happened to you?

why can't the children of God mind their own bussiness for once. i don't see any thing to criticize her for. is not like she is revealing the whole breast. she is putting on something that covers the breast.
all i can see in that photo is a young beautiful girl with a point and kill type of breast not that falling heroes of a breast some girls posses
anyway let me remind you all that my grand father is 140 years and he is still alive simply because he always mind his own bussiness.

ok. see as our politician children dey shine. we the masses dey kill ourselves for social media. dey tear each other apart. dey argue. they insult our parents because of them. they fight. some of us don even turn to keyboard warlord, they type arguement and insult from our computer and phones

hahaha. my state. criminality and cultism in Benin are like bread and butter. most boys in edo state don't like to make hard money by huzzling. ninety percent of guyz here are all cultist. after mexico and south american countries like colombia and brazil then Benin city is the next when it comes to cultism and gangstars
is either you see them in libya on their way to europe or they are in Ghana running yahoo. na so them go soft dey make soft money. no house for Benin when nor get one or two person for abroad. anyway, the thing dey bring development dey come Benin sha. because of some kind badt hotel and houses when them dey build.

na wa for Nigerians o. no male condom, no female condom, no family planning, no withdrawal method, no contraceptive pills, no iud
just dey enter the woman like that begin born children. make them bring law when he go require parents to pay tax of hundred thousand naira on kids everymonth once the number of children pass four.
stupid man. the muscle of he asshole go collapse when bad guyz for jail penetrate am. that he anus go receive enough hot sperm for jail. and he go suck their cock die

fashola again? that was how he came to Benin to claim the brain behind one electrical power plant in Edo state. and our stupid power distribution company in Benin pretends during fashola visit that we were enjoying electricity in benin by giving us forty eight hours of uninterrupted power. to make the whole thing worse, then our zombies called youth started praising him. i have to create time to enlighten them that the power project was started and finished by jonathan. i worked there for some years and moreover that place is my village.
a foreigner once told me that the problem of Nigeria is the youth. that our youth don't have a good sense of reasoning and they need to be enlighten.

anyway. that nor concern me. make i check my bet9ja ticket weder any game enter. get rich or lose all your money while trying

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is alright. weather apc like it or not. they will not win my state. edo is for pdp.

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ok. although government is a continuum but Nigerians are not zombies. we all know who to give credit to in this kaduna-abuja rail way project. time will reveal jonathan hard work to many. God bless jonathan

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ok. that is why federal job is beautiful. no one threatens you with sack. the money keeps on coming even when the nation economy is bad because the president have no choice! even buhari that is sturborn still pays us on 25th of every month. the females in my working place gets up to four months of maternity leave when they put to bed. this does not include the normal annual leave and the seven days casual leave every staff is entittled to. adding all together they might spend up to six months at home and keep on receiving salary alert.
anyway, don't be afraid of sacking my dear. when one door of happiness closes another one is opened but most often we look too much at the closed door that we don realize the one that has been opened for us. i wish you and your baby happiness. when i have the opportunity i will communicate with you if am giving a slot in my place of work.

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loomer:
If na me the way my Dickson go Don push that girl no go get part 2

ok. grow up son. don't always use your dick to reason. so which means you nor go fit stand the sight of an naked girl.
anyway, maybe nor be your fault. you never mature. you are a baby boy.
the body of a woman never controls our erection. our heart and testosterone controls erection. when we begin to nurse sexual feelings in our heart. then the pumping of blood, testosterone and seminal fluid increases. that is why after ejaculation with a woman. she immediately becomes like a plain wood to us. then we begin to have that sexual feeling again when seminal fluid is restored. this is the reason some male can stay without sex but others can not. because their heart is always occupied with sexual thoughts.

davido natural voice dey crack. i wonder how una take dey enjoy he music. maybe too much of studio trick ehancer na him dey sweet una
that is why i listen to foreign song. they got meaning and clean voice without to much ehancer. check brunor mars. check rihanna. check adele. check sia. check george ezra. check x ambassador. check justin timberlake.

i wonder how apc and oshiomhole will win edo state when it is now obvious that esan central, esan south east, esan north east, esan west, 0rhionmwon, ovia north west, ovia south west, uhunmwode, ikpoba okha, oredo and egor are for pdp and pastor ize iyamu.
infact the whole of orhionmwon is for pdp and this very local government is important whenever you talk about politics in edo state.
the whole of esan people and bini are for ize iyamu. esan people were marginalized under oshiohmole era.
congratulation to pastor already

who want be on the neck of this girl? she is pretty a little but you want dey over hype her.
even with her money she nor go make my list if am given the opportunity to select millions of beautiful girls in Nigeria.
go universities make you see fine girls or you can come to university of Benin to see epitome of beauty. sometimes as a staff am amazed at the beauty of this uniben girls despite say some nor even get money as a student take dey take care of themselve well like that overrated girl when you dey hype. come make you come see beauty and brain

even if government is a continuum that doesn't mean we should forget so soon that this is the hand work of jonathan! Nigerians are still smart

ok. Nigeria is in a mess! we warned them about voting for buhari but they ignored our warnings. imagine a Nigerian youths voting for buhari and shouting sai baba last year despite the warnings. a foreigner once told me that the problem of Nigeria is the youth. he said most Nigerian youth are very stupid and lack a good sense of reasoning.
life is not always fair if not i see no reason why we the smart ones and the zombies are suffering together in this administration.
may allah forgive them for their stupidity

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