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25Calibre: maybe he was thinking God! See monkeys let me take photos of them.

Maybe? imagine that, why are all your maybes going the nagative way?

[quote author=k.style]Big deal.i usually suffer d same here in 9ja[/quote]1,000,000 likes.

Who really give a damm? i've been immuned long time ago.

I always knew Obama white house is all about jamx. i saw a picture of one of his daughters the last time and i was like enhen?

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dabigjess: a local proverb says "na eye dey see eye pity am"
Am an unemployed graduate but since dey said nothin is 2 small, send d account details to jesseowa@gmail.com

May God not only get you a good job, but a job good paying job that you can be able to live with and continue to help others. i'm also touched by your good gesture.
God bless you dabigjessja.

chidindufrank: Mr Sexkillz I know I will find you here,please unban me in politics section, I'm now a born again.

Thank God, we 're now seeing Nl born again, welldone Sexkillz.

Idowuogbo: Now na noise abi? No b campaign again she?

Okay o! Bye bye! *slams door*

No na Idowuo, why you go slam the door like dat? u no dey ondastand simple joke? wey your sense of hummor? abi u don drink am with the kparaga? oya come back here b4 i take Folake name swear for you

The PS3 controller seems to be more sensitive than that of the the Xbox360 while playing the fifa 13. I dont know much about other games with the PS3, i just got mein not so long ago.

TCUBE: It's a religious and cultural problem. The average Nigerian believes that it's was either allowed to happen by God or that witches murdered the person at 2am in the morning

lol but sad

If i'm detained for killing my GF and i drop N2M for the hungry police, the DPO will probably load the whole case files in my boot so i can do whatever i like with it. Whats next?

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Isn't this word from the stables of Patrick Obahiagbon? [/color][/quote]

naijababe: e be like say u don begin drink from that paraga wey u dey sell.

LMAO

debrief08: Because we are mentally lazy.
We prefer our superstitions to real actual facts.
We prefer to believe that a "wombless" Pastors wife will mysteriously give birth to a 10pound baby without asking questions like if there was a womb transplant, where is the Doctors report, what was actually medically done.
We prefer to jump from one prayer house to the other rather than focus our energy and harness the scientific breakthroughs God helped Doctors to discover.
We prefer to believe a Pastor who under 3 months learns the art of sweet mouth than a Doctor with 10 years of training, and 20 years of professional practice.
We prefer to lazily "leave it to God" than to equip our labs and take the years and study foresic sciences.
We prefer to hide things than say it out so others can learn and apply your mistakes and experiences to their own decisions.
We also prefer to carry rumours of money rituals than simple basic scientific tests
Simple answer: we are lazy, pretentious, religious hypocrites. That's all

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leunamme93: i guess this was written via voice aid right?

sure, you got me

femmyb: Why cant the Nigerian govt set up a US style medicaid or medicare program to help fi.ancially challenged folks like this lady here.

Since when did Nigerians started coping what the west are doing?

I won't comment on what i will be doing with a 24 hrs electricity supply, but on what it can do for the country, That will attract a good fraction of Nigerians that are scattered abroad back home.

I gotta find out my kind of personality, now that i can't read nor write.

freemanrule: the word love,feeling &emotion have lost its true value real.men & women are like animal in nature now adays.

How many times should i tell you that the word love does not exist?
look, there is a feeling that can last for a day or a thousand years? Is that what you call love?

Happy birthday Bruv.

igahdavid: I don't think that boxers is made in china

Vickii Ro: 16 UNUSUAL FACTS:



5. The funniest people are the most
depressed.

9. Drinking habits and smartness
are
directly proportional in women. The
smarter they're, the bigger drinkers
they tend to be!

16. Children who are good at lying
become successful adults.

funny facts

People are so confused and stressed up that child beating is what they use as stress relief.