₦airaland Forum

Emilokoiyawon:
Please don't send your junior brother from the village - you are my driver-don't outsource your duties.

Your problem is: I understand your mother-tongue but you don't understand mine - who is more Nigerian?

I realized your English comprehension is weak so I tried Yoruba. Then I realized you don't understand Yoruba so I tried your language, Igbo. I tried ilu (Igbo for proverbs) - "the salts with which words are eaten." Now, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that you were born to be dull. You don't understand shyte. Tofiakwa.

When you get to your village meeting, tell them about the Yoruba man who publicly shamed you on NL in your own language.

Ki lo kan mi. Igbo leranko ngbe - find your level.

You are just beating around the bush like a castrated horse!
I offered to bankroll ur expenses and ur already scared
I know ur head won't produce so much money bcz it's poverty-stricken so don't bother. The money am gonna spend on you are clean money

Don't forget to beep me ok!

Emilokoiyawon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8g3fQn3zuA

It's only a foolish yoloba man that will be chasing ibos about, creating several topics about Biafra while his oduduwa land is laying fallow.
Nothing obviously can be more foolish than that Mr. YANKEE BOY

Martmore:
did you see any almajiri name there, but they are the ones in power.welcome to the zoo

U can say that again!
Before the posters above will start quoting and talking nonsense blindly

phazotron:
Your whole life is a failure. A huge tactical failure that began since the day your mother excreted you from her womb. Your utterances have nothing to do with ur signature. Worthless pig. Im sure your mother deep down inside will be ashamed of having u as her child. See you exposing your foolishness and retardedness for everybody to see. Wothless soul who may never find purpose due to his myopic reasoning.

Lolxxxx
Yanga dey him own
Trouble dey Fyn a.m



Bros u dey suffer from mouth and brain diarrhea

Emilokoiyawon:
congrats on your 'sweet' life in Abuja

Don't worry if I ever decide to visit Abuja, I will consider your application as my driver - make sure you wear a suit.

Nwata bunie nna ya enu, akpaamu ya ayochie ya anya (If a child lifts his father, his scrotum will blindfold him). Novice

At least you have accepted defeat dick hole!
U spoke yoloba, I ignored... Now u speak ibo
Bro just hide ur face in shame.. Ur a losser!!
Don't be so fast dude, I can send one of my employee to pick you up,possibly lodge u in my hotel! All expense taken care off..
Ur mates are coming back home to invest wisely, d dicck hole screaming Yankee as if we are in the 80s.
Make sure you visit and call me, and after my treat you will come back here on NL and publicly acknowledge ur experience with me...
Maybe Na Hausa u go speak this time

Ehimenboy:
Oh my! Welcome mister. Yours is 'a calculated attempt to undermine their efforts psycologically' too and probably promote tribal self esteem, right? Wrong. You don't quell a fool with foolish words-- because when you do, you've only increased folly!

LOL...

Emilokoiyawon:
small boy - why would I interrupt my great yankee life to come and confirm you live in some shack in Abuja?

You are exposing your low self-esteem. You no sharp at all.

O na abu a si nwata wuba ahu, o saba afo ya (You tell a child to wash his body, he washes his stomach). What a novice

Oh really!
I think you are the small boy with low self esteem here.
First u are claiming an elusive life in Yankee but right here in ur country, u got no life...
Hahahaha
Boy I thought you get sense self, I never knew that Na coconut water dey up der.
I have travelled around bro so don't think you are chatting with a local champion. I have got a sweet life here in Abuja.
So deal with it

Ehimenboy:
You've got to stop this 'zoo' nonsense. Yes, it is nonsense. Can't you afford not to be tribalistic?!!! #tufiakwa!

Few days ago I read an article here on NL on how ibos are mere traders and chest beaters while the yolobas are the true entrepreneurs and innovation drivers in Nigeria. What can be more annoying than that bro u start screaming tufiakwa!
It's a calculated attempt to undermine our efforts psychologically. So I know exactly what am saying wen I use the word 'zoo'

Ehimenboy:
You've got to stop this 'zoo' nonsense. Yes, it is nonsense. Can't you afford not to be tribalistic?!!! #tufiakwa!

Wateva.....

Emilokoiyawon:
I called you out for chest beating - not the other way around. EVERYONE can see the thread. Nice try.

Ki lo kan mi - tomorrow you will still be counting your mbs and charging battery

U have my moniker, PM me wen you touch down!
Am action oriented now talk talk like ur oba akiolu and co
Anu ofia! Am ready to pay your bills ok

Emilokoiyawon:
stop the chest beating

Laptop connected to 24/7 power supply with 24/7 internet access chilling in my condo in the USA

stick with your limited mb and battery life.

Lol, obviously ur best I guess!
But I have seen ur type alot...
After chest beating with another man's achievement u come to naija and find it difficult subscribing 1k/mnth
We knw them wen dey yearn!

I'll pay ur bills bro, just touch down abj anytime

Emilokoiyawon:
stop the chest beating

Laptop connected to 24/7 power supply with 24/7 internet access chilling in my condo in the USA

stick with your limited mb and battery life.

Lol, obviously ur best I guess!
But I have seen ur type alot...
After chest beating with another man's achievement u come to naija and find it difficult subscribing #1k/mnth
We knw them wen dey yearn!

I'll pay ur bills bro, just touch down abj anytime

Emilokoiyawon:
If you have to try to convince people about it then maybe its not that obvious

Look around you, save ur mb and battery

prelinctus:
Why is everyone trying to force this woman on Seun? No offence to Linda but what does she really have to offer? Is it money, looks? I don't get.

Who's forcing who here?
Dude go get some brain

TVTKOKO:
Dunno why, but i just wished am a yoruba guy..diarris God o.

Think again then...
Ibos reign supreme

scholes0:
it is mostly an innovators list.
Jobberman guyz are still innovating.
And another point of the whole thread, is not mentioning all the already well known 'Big wigs" Dangote, Otedola and co....

The big guns aren't innovators bro, they traders with huge capital at their disposal while some of them now ventured into manufacturing. Otedola is not different from that aboki selling fuel in my street except his capital base. Import Na buy and sell too

Seun:
The Jobberman guys are awesome but what are we watching them for at this point?

Lol seun...
Ur name supposed to be there sha

Ehimenboy post=36757530[color=:
][/color]Wow!
Notably, the fields are from Technology (esp ICT,) Literature and Health.


But, that UNN man amuses me... 'Engineer at Pharmaceutical and Medicinal Chemistry...'. A mention of four quite distinct fields; one man!

Just goes to show you how good the Ibo man can be and the very reason the western zoo see them as a threat while the rest of the zoo fear them

GspotAngela:
When are the ibos finally going back to Biafra ?

Take a tym off ur phone and go wash that dirty pant your putting on

Simple26:
Shootbird

Na Madonna university slang be dat o, are u one of us?

TheNonce:


Make my left leg bend if buhari goes to bayelsa to welcome this bunch of political prostitutes! Him no even send them!

Ur leg will surely bend come tomorrow!
U said it bro

CSTR2:
He has offered as much cash as he can , yet no headway.
Arsenal is a traditional english club. It will take more than money for an african.

What's traditional about it? Where is Usmanov from? Is he English or Russian?
Same goes with most of the largest shareholders....
So what exactly is ur problem with dangote
Anyways real hungry never catch ArsenaL, very soon they will know say dangote is just the man they need to win the epl and cl

NaLaugh:
Not really. EVERYTHING has a price.

Perfect reply!

Houseofglam7:
Lead me not into temptation

Hahahaha
U caught me spot on this one

McISRAEL:
You did not read the story diligently; you were probably in a hurry. My story telling skill may not be good enough but it is clear, from the above write up, who Babs was. I clearly stated that we were classmates in the university, and then I went further to say that he was our class Rep.

The university of Chicago abi Nsuka or Ibadan,
Secondly the class of what year.... U know
These are quite necessary to spice up stories

Ur story telling skills is damn to poor!
Do u have it in mind that not all who read this knew babz neither were they in his school?
Be more creative next time

Houseofglam7:
I love me Nigerian men any day, any time

Am a living testament bae

Dollyak:
Hiya.. Long time. How you been?

Av been fine, guess you are too...

Okestra01:
Nothing shows hes the owner.he may be a contractor.This may be the results of their recurring romance with state governors for contract.

Are you ok?

naijainfogalery:
I hate when people just talk , Wike please provide evidence of the corruption then we can take it up from there

Haba bros!

Houseofglam7:
Nigerian men are cute too!!!!!!

God bless you abeg

urchbarbie:
I disagree with dis notion. Its not d same thing. He actually means that the Govt can afford to do without availing citizens with these facilities. I totally disagree in his choice of words. If u had seen that interview, u wld av been able to relate with my POV.

U are not making reasonable arguments here in fact am struggling to get ur points even!
My suggestion is, just back off bcz akpabio is just so good in his game! Remember he's a lawyer