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Romance › Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Freshtomato(f): 11:31am On Nov 15, 2014*

*Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

* You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

*Can I have your account details still remains the best pick up line in history thou grin

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies! by Freshtomato(f): 11:28am On Nov 15, 2014

Abeg make we hear word biko undecided

Romance › Re: Without Regular Sex,he May Die by Freshtomato(f): 9:59pm On Nov 14, 2014

Which one be Bleep city again biko?

Education › Re: Brain Teaser. Test Your. Mathematical Skill by Freshtomato(f): 9:53pm On Nov 14, 2014

Extom:
OP, if you really wanted to know how many people went to the Cinema, you would take a cab, go to the Cinema house, and ask the person that sold the tickets on that fateful day.

Romance › Re: Honestly She Is Becoming *over Posessive!! by Freshtomato(f): 9:35pm On Nov 14, 2014

UnknownT:
so op tell us who owns the shaving sick in the bathroom first

Seconded!

Oya op confess!

Romance › Re: We Are Sick And Tired Of Nigerian Women!! by Freshtomato(f): 9:31pm On Nov 14, 2014

Even people wei never chop belle full go dey insult 9ja women! Smh!

Op I don't blame you. I blame etisalat for giving you free mb angry

Romance › Re: Rate At Which Ladies Snap Selfies In Different Cars by Freshtomato(f): 9:26pm On Nov 14, 2014

Mtcheeeeeew!

Amebor! angry

Romance › Re: What Should I Tink Of This? by Freshtomato(f): 9:24pm On Nov 14, 2014

laykorn:
Nairalanders-putting asunder what God has joined together since 2005.
Ayamlaykorn

Romance › Re: Who Is More Beautiful? by Freshtomato(f): 9:22pm On Nov 14, 2014

toricutie:
they are both wearing make-up, non of them is natural and obviously the second is more beautiful, the first has a rough hair do and her make up is light, she's also not really photogenic... They are both really beautiful tho'

God Bless you!

@topic

The second is more beautiful

Romance › Re: First 5 Question U Ask A Girl U Just Met by Freshtomato(f): 9:13pm On Nov 14, 2014

If you ask me these questions the next thing you will see is coke bottle on ya head!

Learner!!! angry

Romance › Re: Honestly...does True Love Exist? by Freshtomato(f): 9:08pm On Nov 14, 2014

Yes true love exist.

Its exist between me and ice-cream grin

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Romance › Re: Dilemma by Freshtomato(f): 9:04pm On Nov 14, 2014

Tell her that you school in france! cheesy

Romance › Re: What Should I Tink Of This? by Freshtomato(f): 9:02pm On Nov 14, 2014

It means that she is lonely and wants to cheat on you angry

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Freshtomato(f): 1:02am On Nov 14, 2014

Wow! Roy This is simply one of the best stories Ever!

Infact, you just became my NL bestfriend.
Let me follow you sef cheesy

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Romance › Re: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by Freshtomato(f): 7:05pm On Nov 13, 2014

Tufiakwa! Aru! angry

Education › Re: How What I Learnt From Movies Almost Killed Me by Freshtomato(f): 11:38am On Nov 13, 2014

#10. really cracked me up

Let me add.

*it takes less than 5 seconds for poison to kill someone

*every old. Man/woman must cough before dying (especially Olu Jacobs)

* after planing to kill someone from the beginning of the movie towards the end when you finally have a chance, you decide you want to look them in the eyes before killing

* The villain always dies at the end of the movie

*When you hear a weird sound from a dark corner, instead of running, you just have to check what it is

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Celebrities › Re: AWWW! 2face Surprises Wife On Her Birthday by Freshtomato(f): 10:51am On Nov 13, 2014

2legit2qwt:
We share the same date

Happy Birthday.

@topic.

Happy Birthday to her...

Celebrities › Re: Stones Thrown At 2face Idibia's Mum Over Village House by Freshtomato(f): 10:39am On Nov 13, 2014

Where dem dey when he dey hustle?

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Fashion › Re: The Dangers Of Bum-short And Mini-skirts by Freshtomato(f): 10:26am On Nov 13, 2014

Preach preacher! Preach!

Phones › Re: ELEPHONE Is Better Than TECNO by Freshtomato(f): 10:14am On Nov 13, 2014

Goahead:
This Op is a Chinese, I bet with my dick head...

is dat all you have?

Romance › Re: Pls Advice The Man Of God :-[ by Freshtomato(f): 9:47am On Nov 13, 2014

chimerase2:
look at u
Is ua sentence correct

Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Freshtomato(f): 12:53am On Nov 13, 2014

Bantino:
Are you new here and fresh as tomato?

Yes

. Why do u ask?

Romance › Re: Pls Advice The Man Of God :-[ by Freshtomato(f): 12:52am On Nov 13, 2014

Continue watching. It is good for your "Amu" mins3

Romance › Re: See What A Girl I Asked Out Junior Sister Decided To Put Me Inside (picture) by Freshtomato(f): 12:41am On Nov 13, 2014

Andy Blaze is the new un-improved version of Mr-cork. undecided

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Romance › Re: My Lover Ignores Me 100% Y? by Freshtomato(f): 12:35am On Nov 13, 2014

woky:
the body is willing but the spirit is weak..

Or the body is cheating and the spirit is weak

Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Freshtomato(f): 12:26am On Nov 13, 2014

Please can I join?

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Proper For A Lady To Dance Like This Inside Church by Freshtomato(f): 12:24am On Nov 13, 2014

Signs of endtime! #dazall

Romance › Re: I want my uncle to marry my ex girlfriend that aborted for me by Freshtomato(f): 12:20am On Nov 13, 2014

samflexxy:
Den she'll do another abortion for your uncle then your uncle will introduce her to his uncle then your uncles uncle will now introduce her to his uncle
Women are suffering sha

Op, make sure you read this comment 200 times. Then you will biliveit undecided

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