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If dis two are hot and beautiful then am fire and beyond beautiful! Ma pix wil convince u!

Who needs T.v wen u ve gaht radio and an internet enabled phone! Rythm fm all d way jare!

4 those criticising wot Abacha's Daughter said bicuz her father was a bad man' i tink u people are jux being sentimental! A child of a native daughter can turn 2 a very gud Pastor, a child of a thief can become a trustworthy accountant! U don't judge sum one based on his or her parents behaviour. Bicuz d child can grow up and decide 2 live a gud lyf. Haven said al dis, i tink Wole Soyinka is jux pathetic! Chinua Achebe was a writer lyk hm if nt even a beta writer dan hm! Buh Chinua Achebe neva insultd anyone, his criticisms were all constructive without sentimentz attached! He didnt wnt 2 jump into politics jux 2 maintain hs dignity! He neva exchanged abuses with any body. Datz hw u knw an educated person with dignity! WOLE IS JUX A RETARD HIDING UNDA D SHADOWS OF HS Nobel prize! He ave gaht nothing 2 offer nigeria! He talks lyk a woman, he doesnt reason wel! Abacha's daughter was ryt anyway! Dnt mind any typographic or spelling errors dat u myt come across.typing on ma phone stinks!

May dm strike joor! Make i even get enuf tym write ma project. Ma skul <ABSU> 2 dey rush us!!!

Roliks09: sleeping??

2 much sleepn can cause Obesity!

We re winning dis one, even d spirit of Ideye wil nt stp us!!

Didnt play any prank though cuz i was a kul gal, buh ma younga bro did!
My mum is one fearful fellow, she screams and get afraid at any moving tin asyd human beings. So one 9yt ma bro dropped one rubber snake in frnt of our entrance door, ma mum normaly cumz home late 4rm her shop, so dat 9yt as jux reachd d door, we pretended 2 b sleepn and al of a suddn we heard a wild scream, wich made us 2 rush out only 2 c dat she has ran away shout snake oh, snake oh, we cudnt hold our lafta wen she found out dat it waz a rubber snake, she joind us in da lafta!
Anoda one waz dat ma bro used a tiny rope and tied it across our yard'z entrance gate in da 9yt. And one of neighbourz was cumin home and got entangled by d rope, he near broke his waist, we wia watchn our victm tru d window, we laffed uncontrollably! Ma bro! Wot a boy!

Dis was ma dream. I dreamt dis buh i prayd na, so y did God alow dis 2 happen? Eh!

Jux hope d dream i had 2days ago wia d super Eagles playd wel only 2 conceede 1:0 @ d 86th mins of game. God abeg oh! Dnt let our enemies laff at us oh! GHANA IN PARTICULAR!

censure4truth: useless people will come here and start mouthing dirtily like pigs on rotten food....i mean what has T.A done wrong/ did you guys forgot that OUK WAS IN ABIA FOR ALMOST TEN YEARS ,all he did was loot and loot and use his touts like you guys are to mess Abia state up and embezzle all the money meant to be used in developing the state.....so disclaimers and foolish critics,what have you got to talk about OUK of Igbere,the thief we all know,since you guys want to talk about under performing governor,and forgot that THE UNDER-PERFORMING GOVERNOR WE SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE ON OUR TONGUE Is OUK THE ROGUE

please are u sure u re 4rm abia state or u live there. If u are 4rm or live there then u shud rili nt b typin this shit dat u re typing. Had Ma primary, secondary and presently university education in abia state. Wen i was in primary schl then Ouk was d governor, i paid no dime as schl fees, same wit ma secondary schl days 2. Wen i was admittd in2 Absu, i paid 47,500 as a yearly schl fees, aceptance fee was 10,000naira buh wot did ur "saint T.a orji" do? He increasd d schl fees to 90,000 naira aceptance nw is 50,000naira. Gud ryt? Ok! Ryt nw dia z no free educatn 4 both primary n sec schs stdnts. D roads are bad, he z jux buzy buildn houzes 4 hmself in umuahia. Take a look at Enyimba f.c during OUK'S administratn, they wia winning almst evryfin bicuz he was supportn dm financialy and odawise buh wia is enyimba f.c nw? Let me tel u one tin, Ouk loutd sum money, true! Buh he also did sum gud woks 4 d state, at least then, the people luved hm, he cud visit aba easily witout fear cuz he was @ peace wit dm. Buh hw many tyms have ur so called "saint T.a orji" visited aba? He cnt even visit hs territorial university <absu> cuz d stdnts hate hm, d aba people hate hm, he is an undaperforming governor. Deceived sum fools in2 voting 4 hm wit hs mamacracy propaganda. Nw people are regrettn eva votin 4 hm cuz he z nw worse than he was b4. OUK is nt a match 4 T.a orji in any sphere of lyf. U jux cnt compare a cat wit a lion. They aint same. OUK IS BETA THAN T.A ORJI, ANYTYM ANY DAY, EVEN D OLD WOmen and men in da village wil attest 2 dat. Majority wudnt mind having OUK RULING Abia again! He is jux way beta than dat dwarf wicked man 'T.a orji'

I go comment anytym wey i turn beggar. 4 nw, swagg m na ata oku!

@seun, anytym u re done obeying d 10 ultimate commandments by God, then u can bring ur own rules 4 cross examinatn and considerations! U dnt make rules 4 me seun! Am ma own bawse, SO I MAKE MA OWN RULES. End of!!

Seun these are nairalanders rules.2 u>
1> seun shld nt tel me wot 2 write cuz it is ma fone, ma money and battery. It myt be ur site buh u dnt pay d bills we do!
2> dnt tel us nt 2 mispell words cuz u no send any of us go skul.
3> u said we shudnt post any provacative pics here. Gud n fyn. Then u 2 shud post pics of diff women asking us 2 judge huhz hotter. Dnt post crazy pics of celebraties and ask us who wore it beta.
4> dnt post pics of 2 guys and ask us who we do lyk 2 hit. Cuz by doing so u re encouragn lust.
5> u said we shudnt post fake stories. Agreed buh then u guys shud nt post unconfirmed stories.
6> if u dnt want us 2 be tribalistic then dnt post tribalistic stories.
7> u said we shudnt derial 4rm d thread. Agreed buh u shud also nt derial 4rm ur caption or lead story. Eg>BIAfran soldier protests in Ibadan while d body of d story z saying sumfin diff.
8> dnt put thrash in d Frnt page else we wil comment thrash as well.
9> last buh most importantly, dnt ban me 4 giving u our own rules!! Tnks!

Small tyme dem go say make we dey stand 4 line b4 we comment. Eeh! Joor! Laffing @ seun and feeling like a bawse cuz i am unbannable... No ban me oh! Na joke i dey joke oh!

SpicyMimi: Sorry to burst your bubble, Hyacinth is married as well.

i actualy had a chat wit Hycinth nw on fb. He said he waz married. I tried 2 find out more about y they broke up he jux said and i quote "na lng story, dat one don pax, make we tok beta tin"

Hycinth aint gay oh! He once chyked me on facebuk and told me 2 cum ova 2 Lag and visit hm buh ma locatn was far so i told hm no. We are gud frndz though. He calls me his first luv on facebook. It aint a joke am rili serious. His fb id. Is H-i idibia.

CyberG: Your darling biafara is dead DEAD, shot to pieces!

. Na ur type dey make gud peepz lyk me commit murder! Dnt let me lose ma kul on u!

My temp stil dey hot nw! My comment fit bomb NL. So i reserve it until i get over d brutality of ma one nigeria peepz against ma darling Biafra! #sob!

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