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Na dat mtn callertune msgs dey make me vex pax! I no wnt callertune oya mtn leave me, dm no gree. Shey dm say make send cancel abi stop yet dm no want stp.

I am Absu<abia state university Uturu> representer. final yr linguistics n comm stdnt. Greatest upon greatest upon greatest Nigerian stdnts!!! Great!! Greatest upon greatest upon greatest ikengas and ikengresses! Great! Greatest gbo gbo! Greatest gba gba! Aluta continue!!

RubyTheBlogger: I AV NO NOSE WITH WHICH I CN POKE

. U jux lyk getn attentn and u re also fun 2 b with. 'Loquacious' is anoda quality of urz!

RubyTheBlogger: Fresia01
Tall, dark, fleshy, loves getting attention, talkative in nature, friendly, stylish flirt, dimpled, respectful, looks lazy.. Jst my thut

. Jeez!! Am nt a talkative oh! Buh yeah ryt i lyk getn attentn.
Rubydblogger: average, pokenoser, gudheartd, mayb a bit handsum.

Sumbody shud rate me nw!

Mayb they al re of d same gene, cuz almst al of dm are negatively minded, they neva c anytn gud about odas. Even if a beautiful pic of a celeb is postd, they d' say itz ugly. They re pessimists, they criticize destructively and finaly they lyk tribal warz! I shud score 99.9%

I heard u can only get many lyks wen u re on frnt page, is it true?

Na defeat dey cause am! If iran had defeatd naija, wud he ave said it? I smell pains in hs assertns! Buh he shud learn 2 acept defeat in gud faith n try harda nxt tym!

Abeg wia can i locate nairaland prison, dat guy nidz 2 cool off dia with seun's watchful eyes on hm!

Joor oh! Npfl, naija's refs, club supporterz, club ownerz n govt officials workn hand in hand since God knws wen 2 make away wins almost impossible!

Joor! Npfl, naija's refrees, club fans and govt officials workn hand in hand 2 make away wins almost impossible!

B4 u say jack, bad belles wil jux filter dix page talkn crap!

Y dm no go flout am wen them no gree gv dm free educatn make dm 4 sabi left 4rm right nt 2 talk of ASUU nd dia strike!

Sum people jux lyk typn Rip! Smh 4 sum Nlanderz! If sumtin gud waz postd of her whyle alyf sum peepz here wil b castn her buh nw they re typn Rip!

I jux nid one more goal either 4rm acmilan or barça. So dat ma bet wudnt b uselex

Is it by lickn or robbn d drug dat d hiv getz cured? cuz me dat medicine, i dey use am pursue pimple 4 ma face!

Arm chair coaches analyzn and teln us wot keshi shud ave done. Whyl fair weather fans keep sayn we have no team! 4getn dat they once said dat dis team can beat any team in d world. Smh 4 y'all

mazizi tonene: Justin timberlake------mirrors, take back d night, what goes around,
Bruno mars------treasure, when I was your man, infact almost all his songs
Adele------someone like u, set fire to d rain, all her songs 2
Also Try Songs by alicia keys, neyo..d list is endless.
u'l knw d meaning of good music....cheers 2 d freaking weekdays....even rihanna sef dey try..lol

. All dis songs u mentiond are they dancehall or blues? I wnt 2 knw b4 i reply u! C u c gud music!

If na Naija persn sing dis songs una 4 talk say na trash, buh cuz itz foreign itz all dope and quality! >rihanna's whats ma name, >rickross's illuminati and dat one he said "ma chick bad lukn lyk a bag money" >TINIE Tempah,s Trampoline, >beyonce's who run d world, > dat sng dat Has robbie thick, pharrel n one oda guy have 4gotten hs name! >rihanna's unda ma umbrella, Chris brown's falln angel. I can go on n on!
D only songs i knw dat normaly cumz with gud lyrical contents are blues! Bicuz u relax n listen 2 dm. D oda ones are jux 4 party purposes! Whyle in a party u care less of d lyrics all u jux wona do is dance!

mazizi tonene: U av bn listening 2 d wrong tunes dear.....probably lil wayne and co....dere are a million and one foreign songs withawt dose words in dia lyrics

oya, u dat have been listenin very wel, gv me 5 songz with gud lyrics!

Abeg those wey say they prefer 2 listen 2 foreign musics, can u tell me any foreign artists dat uses meaningful lyrics apart 4rm f*ck dis f*ck dat!

People keep sayn naija musics are wacks, hw cum they re shippn all d awards in Africa?? Dis is A true case of a prophet nt being respectd in hs place

Bk 2 d matter video! Dnt knw if they wia shootn human video or cartoon.

Wetin una wnt make i tok? Abi make i say congratz or glory b 2 God unda matter wey una no sure weda na truth! Una no well

Mayb they dnt get stigmatized. Cuz if they do, they wudnt be chasing HIV/AIDS. CORrect naija guy no fit try abi u no dey c wetin d sup wit people wey carry am! Joor!

Gangnam style by psy

Am nt sayn dat united wil lose, buh all i knw is dat sunderland wil win!

Am cuming, let go and ask proff if itz true! U can neva tell. #wengerknowsbest

Abeg na NUT JOor! They re d real teacherz! They work tirelessly 2 impact knowledge 2 dia pupils n stdntz! They dnt jux make 4 sentences n gv out dia handouts, they teach, teach n teach again! They make sure dat at least 60% of dia stdntz undastandz dm! They folow d stdntz up both academicaly n character wise! They train u 2 b responsible! While d lecturerz dnt kia, they jux gv u bookz 2 read nd crack it by urself! They re interestd in publishing bookz n getn more degrees!

Are u sure Arsenal football club located in north london England is playin 2day? Are u sure we re nt watchn afc wembley vs west bro? Dis is nt d afc i knw!