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RomanceRe: Intelligent Ones Only! Tell Us 1 English Word That Ends With “MT” by Friedyokes: 12:49pm On Aug 20, 2017
I camt

I wrote jamt

Failed and went to famt

Grew corn and yamt
CelebritiesRe: Artquake Wins City People Music Awards For Life Time Achievement by Friedyokes: 10:50pm On Aug 19, 2017
Aiite
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Friedyokes: 6:07pm On Aug 19, 2017
Eick:
1 thing I learnt though is that the defenders can't take on the Avengers, I mean they are not just strong enough. I use to think that they could but not so sure anymore.
what on earth would make u think the defenders can match the avengers ...even using them in the same sentence is insulting
EducationRe: Debate Of The Day !!! Will You Marry Her Or Not? by Friedyokes: 5:40pm On Aug 19, 2017
Well technically we weren't in a relationship ...so we technically did not cheat on each other... With that she will technically pack her load....my father will technically refund my money or find new wife
EducationRe: 10 Words That Nigerians Use Daily But Do Not Exist In The Dictionary by Friedyokes: 9:38am On Aug 17, 2017
geunik:
Honestly op you try. Do you know that the word 'indigene' is not in the English dictionary? So when people say am an indigene of this village, it is wrong. It is 'indigenous' that is correct.
check your dictionary again or try google
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by Friedyokes: 11:56pm On Aug 16, 2017
ALL HAIL THE NIGHT KING

As the chairman/spokesman of NKAN -Night King Association of Nigeria

It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed over where his Excellency THE NIGHT KING got the giant chains from, well;

Being THE night king is just he's part time job

He is also ;

1.an Olympic javelin thrower

2.a manufacturer of big chains :for dragon towing purposes (HAHA 4Q haters )

3.A master poser : just sits there and commands respect

With that you feeble minded mere mortals should take care not to mention "discrepancies" you think you may have noticed as THE NIGHT KING graces your screens
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by Friedyokes: 11:35pm On Aug 16, 2017
ALL HAIL THE NIGHT KING
check list

1.win Olympic medal in javelin :√

2.kill a dragon :√

3.raise the dragon :√√

4.look badass while doing all :√√√

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Discussion (Terrible Spoilers!) by Friedyokes: 11:22pm On Aug 16, 2017
TheKingIsHere:
Okay, so i watched the episode several times and i came up with Big flops in episode 6 that i noticed so far

Here we go;

1. When Jon killed one of the general during the fight at the mountain, we saw that all the other walkers die immediately except one? How come? Why didnt he just die like the rest? Or is it just a poor plot to hand jon a walker? what was a small army of walkers doing there away from the rest in the first place?

2. Why exactly did dany carry 3 dragons to save Jon and his men when she took only 1 to war? If drogon was the only dragon she took, perharps we wont be mourning a dead dragon.

3. Gendry running back to winterfell on foot within a short time shows that he is either faster than usian bolt or better still the flash or this is just clear bullsh*t. How come he ran so fast within that short period? was the distance not so far off?

4. Why was the hound actually stoning the walkers? What was his aim or intentions? Did he intend to kill them with a rock or what?

5. For the NK to be able to throw the spear that high and far to hit vaeserion is just amazing.....definitely his hands and throw must be stronger than the big arrow bow bronn used against drogon dont you think?

6. Uncle benjen's sudden appearance out of nowhere. Am still wondering where the heck did uncle benjen come out from? Where has he been all these while? Comm'on lets be realistic here.....Uncle benjen came from the exact same direction the white walkers came...How on earth did he survive out there in all those snow and no food? Where did he stay all these while and how did he know jon was in trouble....This is one of the biggest flop of this episodes..So many loop holes attached to uncle benjen's miraculous appearance.

7. Tormund survives despite the walkers were all on top of him but the other guy who nobody knows dies within an instant when the walkers were on top him....

8. The biggest floop of this episode was when the white walkers magically brought about 4-5 huge chains that are several miles long out of nowhere....Haba? What does the producers take us for biko? The annoying thing was that the dead walkers were able to pull out a huge dragon without any of them breaking while pulling the dragon out. this is the biggest flop of the episode...I was highly pissed when i saw this part.

But overall the show was good but the producers should take it easy with the hog wash they are feeding us with...we aint dumb like sansa. tongue
gendry ran back to the wall NOT winter fell
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 8:01pm On Aug 14, 2017
TheKingIsHere:
**Great, my internet is back.**

Ok, whats your point? Is it the "sissie part" that got you all riled up or what exactly?

Let me break it down a little as it is obvious you are misconstruing the whole point in made in point 1.

Now, i said they are a bunch of sissies, why? Look at picture 1 when dany told them to bend a knee and join her. A lot of lannister's soldiers have already bent a knee while some few along with Randon Tarly and his son refused.

In picture 2, you can see Randon and his son waiting to be burned.

In picture 3, Dickon and his father were set ablaze by drogon.

Picture 4, all lannister soldiers shivering and already on their knees including those who were standing initially.

I was expecting some few to come out and get burned along side with Randon Tarly and his son since some initially were standing, none came out. So i hope you understand why i called them sissies. If you dont, get someone to translate it in a language you understand.
reminds of when theon jumped ship ...they were left with the choice stand your ground and die a "brave but foolish man" a chose life and be branded a "Coward" ...but in as much as them being "sissies" maybe true to an extent .....they fought and army with a DRAGON and they didn't desert..they fought blood and sweat ..till they were defeated ...they did their fair share...up to the point they were asked to die for an already lost battle.. C'mon just like what theon did ...it was logical to survive
PoliticsRe: Full Transcript Of Goodluck Jonathan's Speech At PDP Convention by Friedyokes: 7:43pm On Aug 14, 2017
Mic drop
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 7:37pm On Aug 14, 2017
Magnifico2000:
How on earth did jon snow remember the hound after a long time since he cane to kingslanding.
Afterall ser davos wasnt recognised at KL
you never forget someone like the hound ..reputation ..scar and all
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 7:25pm On Aug 14, 2017
eniolaamoda:
Should we all not be concerned about the fact dat danearys just burnt samwells father

Dat was samwells fucking father she just burnt anyhow

And wat did jon say??

Tho i have not watched d episode

But did jon just stood and watch danearys burn his best friends father?

D one who made him know d location of the dragon glass...
he chose to be burnt ...all is fair in love and war
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 7:14pm On Aug 14, 2017
EMMAUGOH:
Brann (don't know) but something tells me he might have a little thingy to do with the army of the dead( remember when he told his guardian that bran died in that room, Nobody knows what he means
Theres nothing sinister to read from that statement ...its more of a figure is speech ...he simply means he has given up his position/person as bran stark and taken up the position of the three eyed raven ..more like taken up a higher calling as the three eyed raven ...
EducationRe: Reasons Why First Class Students Never Become First Class People In Life. by Friedyokes: 7:01pm On Aug 14, 2017
Whilst you may have given vaild points ...I disagree with the topic "first class people "NEVER" make first class people"...

A more apt topic would've been;
"Reasons why having a first class isn't a prerequisite for being a first class person"

Or
"Reasons why First class people don't necessarily make first class people"

Saying never means you think that ALL individuals with first class are not first class people
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 6:39pm On Aug 14, 2017
TheKingIsHere:
Jamie has not been happy about the relationship with his sister for sometime. He didn't want to be seen by the maid servant who knocked on the door when cersei answered in episode 3. So why will he be happy that his sister who is hell bent on letting the world know that they both have a child out of incest? Na wa for una o.

I would post Jamie's expression once the network is good. You will then tell me if it is a happy face or not.

As for your own bolded, your own legendary skills of deduction is epic. Go back to my quote and pin point the part where I said that you were wrong? Also, if there was a big reveal, why don't you tell us. Why wait for me to tell you? I gave my own summary, you can do same and give yours.

As for beric part, I believe that you have the issue of comprehension not me. Did you see the part where I said that it is ONE of the plans that the Lord of light have for him? I guess not.
watch that scene again

1.when she pointed at her belly jamie was surprised then happy...then sad because the last time she told people that Robert was the father of their children denying him of his fatherly rights to his children nd his children not knowing him as their father...that's why he replied her saying "who would you say the father is ?"...she replied " you" nd there you will see his smile nd obvious happiness

2.he then said "people won't like that"...and then cerci reminded him of what their father said about people... Which he replied "A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep"

He then touched her belly ...(show of affection)

He then initiated the kiss

Bottom line is he loves cerci and is excited at the second chance at being a father nd instead of being pushed out ..would be duely recognized as the father of his child
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Reasons Why Every Believer Must Speak In Tongues by Friedyokes: 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2017
Nigeriadondie:
undecidedTongues speaking was a gift of d holy spirit which enabled early christians back then to preach in a language(tongue) other than their own.

Before the birth of christianity, God had a covenant relationship with man but that was to change as the old Law was to be replaced with the new law enacted by d blood of Jesus and henwas no longer dealing with humans on d basis of the old law but thru d newly formed christian congregation after Christ's death and ressurection. To convince many that the congregation had His backing, he uses gifts of d spirit such as tongues- 1 Corinthians 14:22.

The gift of speaking served another purpose. During the time of Jesus there was no printing and broadcasting to relay messages to a mass audience as we ve now. Also, there was d issue of language barrier which wud hamper d spread of d gospel of God's will and purpose. To overcome these challenges, tongues speaking filled that need.

Please open ur Bible to read Acts 2:1-11 but with emphasis on verses 6-11 where you wud observe that the tongues spoken where in d real sense of it real languages that were understood by other people who spoke the language not some senseless and meaningless words spoken by ALL tongues speaking pentecostal churches. That way, people cud hear the message of God in their own native language. If u read Acts2:41 u would see that d result of tongues speaking was the 3,000 converts who would now carry witj them to whereever they went the message of goodnews or gospel fulfilling what Christ said in Acts1:8 and what Paul said in Colossians 1:23.

Again, lets examine tongue speaking in the time of early christians and the ones of our time which for me is mere rambling of meaningless words which is tantamount to noise which I recall in my High school class is an unpleasant noise.
Read 1 Corinthians 12:4-11 and 27-31 with emphasis on verse 30.
Read also 1 Corinthians 14:5-33,40 but lay emphasis on 5,11,12,13,19,26-28,31,33,40.
You would realise that when tongues are spoken then it must be interpreted. If no interpretation the tongue speaker has achieved nothing.
Also in verse 31, people cant speak in tongues simultaneously (at the same time) it would make d place rowdy/noisy/disorderly/chaotic as the gathering of barbarians. And the God true christians worship is a God or order as verse 33 shows and so christians must worship God in an orderly manner as verse 40 shows. Not the simultaneous noise making of all in the pentecostal churches we see today, people rambling making noise uttering words they nor their listeners understand and as such cannot interpret what the blabbed which is required.

Now in our time, we ve a well developed printing and broadcasting technology that has overcome the language barrier. The spread of d goodnews is no longer impeded by language barrier as the Bible is now printed in all the living languages spoken today. We even have d Braille for the blind and some bibles have sign language for d deaf. Beinh an ardent admirer of Jehovah's Witnesses the have their publications in about 800 languanges and have a mobile application called "JW LIBRARY" in about 800 languages. If u doubt me u can download it and u wud be amazed at its unique features. Even their website www.jw.org is in many languages as well so making tongues speaking obsolete.
Also , they ve many missionaries who ve taken up the challenge of leaening bew languages so they could reach people who speak that language with d gospel.

As Paul said in 1Corinthians 13:1-13, the gifts of speaking in tongues and other gifts of d holy spirit would pass away with time. This is because as d christian congregation was still in its baby or infant stage, extraordinary gifts of the spirit was needed to convince people of God's approval of the christian congregation but as time went by and it grew beyond the babe stage, the traits of babes has to be put way and as such these gifts are no longer required. They ve outlived their purpose.

Hence, we should not be arried away with all these fake pentecostal churches. Look at what d Bible says Matthew 7:21-23, 2Thessolonians 2:8-10
perfect ...you gave your points and you backed it up with proofs... Just perfect
EducationRe: 900years Old Mummy Of A Polar Princess Found With Eyelashes Still Intact(Photos) by Friedyokes: 1:17am On Aug 06, 2017
lovelygurl:
Wait who is saying slavery hasn't passed? Your first sentence doesn't even make sense. Which wickedness and who is forcing an idea on you?
YOU were the 1 who quoted me first. Then went ahead saying what I truly found interesting and fascinating was of no use.

You'd probably go on a thread, where scientists find out of sth new/ invented sth new due to their CURIOSITY, to criticise them.

Yet 99% of what you are using even your smartphone, cars etc was invented by them. You are able to call because of satellites yet you might be one of those who'll ask how finding things about the universe is useful.


Oh and drop the "victim card" of forcing my idea on you. It's pathetic
you think differently ....if only Nigeria had more people like you
PhonesRe: SAW THIS FLYING OBJECT IN MY STREET TODAY by Friedyokes: 9:45am On Aug 01, 2017
teamf:
Aerial camera in NIGERIA, No way
you edited it clearly ...its not even a good edit.....the movement of the "UFO" was in time with the camera and it moved haphazardly (5secs into the video) ....well practice makes perfect ...maybe next time it will make for a more believable hoax
Christianity EtcRe: 3 Kids Tortured By Prayer Houses & Thrown Into Streets Of Akwa Ibom Rescued(pics by Friedyokes: 9:30am On Aug 01, 2017
Religion is a major problem in Nigeria
Jokes EtcRe: In boarding school He Is Pepper To His Juniors And See What Happened To Him... by Friedyokes: 1:15am On Jul 31, 2017
How does it end
PhonesRe: How Rugged Are Injoo Smartphones by Friedyokes: 7:24pm On Jul 29, 2017
DO NOT BUY ANY INNJOO PHONE

I REPEAT DO NOT BUY ANY INNJOO PHONE

ANY!!!!!!
PhonesRe: How My Innjoo Max Max 3G Exploded, Help by Friedyokes: 11:17am On Jul 29, 2017
DON NOT BUY INNJOO
HealthRe: Vaginal Ring That Prevents HIV To Be Tested In Africa After Trials In America by Friedyokes: 9:26am On Jul 26, 2017
NIGERIA WAKE UP..... We can do things like this.... But we use religion to justify our mediocrity....we like to see the spiritual aspect of everything ....but these people don't and they are leading us in everything....remember most of the religions we use today was brought to us by them.....

NIGERIANS should ask the questions "WHY" more this leads to the question "HOW" that is the difference between us and them

Good morning
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Friedyokes: 9:54pm On Jul 25, 2017
theons decision to jump ship was the smart thing to do but it was a product of cowardice not logic ...still tho he lives to hide another day
EducationRe: Strange Creature Caught On Camera by Friedyokes: 1:34am On Jul 23, 2017
Pic is old as f ...from an old timey movie I think....some fools will come and start quoting the bible nd mentioning demons and witches ...why is the mentality of the average Nigerian effed undecided
BusinessRe: extinct Naira Currencies Which You Might Never Knew Existed by Friedyokes: 8:57pm On Jul 20, 2017
Extinct
EducationRe: What Is The Name Of This Creature? by Friedyokes: 9:09pm On Jul 19, 2017
Probably photoshoped
TravelRe: This Little Girl Headed To London All By Herself(pic) by Friedyokes: 8:35pm On Jul 19, 2017
Friedyokes: hello Evans you still dae d game ??
TV/MoviesRe: Attack On Titan Is The Best Anime Ever by Friedyokes: 11:04pm On Jul 14, 2017
Code geass nd death note are better....it comes third for me ...based on the anime's I've watched tho
CelebritiesRe: Lol.. See This Savage From A Fan To Wizkid On Twitter by Friedyokes: 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2017
Pesin abeg translate
CelebritiesRe: Wow!! Popular Actress Chika Ike Sets Instagram On Fire (photos) by Friedyokes: 10:56pm On Jun 30, 2017
So hot I dropped my phone grin
PhonesRe: Injoo One 3g Hd Battery Needed!!! by Friedyokes: 10:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
Innjoo ..

NEVER AGAIN

I feel for u bro

Mine started with the charging port going to sh*t nd then the battery followed ... 5hrs to charge 2 hours to discharge (used pure water to cool cause it got so hot)

But that's the only thing I have with innjoo phones; battery nd charging port

Advice :sell it nd buy a popular and or common brand

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