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Christianity Etc › Re: Will Dressing Sexy Take You To Hell???? by friendlyadvice: 5:35pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Taxing collecting tithe from church members nko? Does that take you to heaven? |
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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 12:06pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
greatman247: You made me laugh hard, you gave the dude few dollars stacks? Show us proof of the payment or keep quiet for life. Aii then, pm me you account number greatman247: For now, you are still a bloody liar, a poor soul your are. The guy probably kept quiet cos he was sick and tired of your pretence and hide and sick games. lol! it's bad enuff you gotta care so much that you want me to know that you don't believe me,but do you really have to create theories just to make yourself feel better? I mean that's just insecurity at its finest. greatman247: I repeat you can't ball on me fool cos I'm not a broke ass niggah that your type can intimidate.I'm comfortable in my space and right. So don't try me. hehehe are you tryna act rich nah? Please stop befo your hurt yourself aii  greatman247: Can't be so stupid and low life to send you my bank account details Yea you will rather just let me make a fool outta ya for free? It's cool, everyone has their kinks #NoJudgement greatman247: when I can obviously feed your entire village.  cut it out nigga I almost cuffed up a lung greatman247: Sorry Mr. paper boy hahahahaha. Paper boy my ass. Wow! that has got to be one of the most forced laughter I have ever seen.Good to see you struggle to laugh despite your situation. |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 11:41am On Jun 02, 2018 |
papadee93: 1. Using 'have' and 'just' together is wrong. You may use either of the two. Go and learn how to avoid redundant words.  Ok so use 'You have exposed yourself ' for a specific event that took place 2 minutes ago? hmmm I see. papadee93: 2. There are so many rules of English language. I do not understand why you inserted the article 'the.' The article 'the' refers to a specific thing. Its the French that include articles before all their nouns, in English language it is not compulsory. Yea, I guess it was a French Samuel jackson who said "the is THE rule of Engagement" papadee93: 3. I definitely will not use 'its' in a professional correspondence. You are not important for me to bother about my grammar.  wetin happen? You couldn't find wiggle room in the google dictionary? papadee93: 4. I expressed just one line of thought, there is no need for a paragraph.  Defence and warning don turn single thought? I see. papadee93: 5. You may break long sentences into short sentences. Some of the best writers adopt this method. Yes you may. However, that doesn't apply when there are two different sentences(  see what I did there?) papadee93: I will not reply you again.  bros wan go cry. Relax, it's only Nairaland. |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 11:11am On Jun 02, 2018 |
greatman247: You paid the niggah nothing .  Nah I did that's why my nigga ain't talking no mo cause he be spending the dollars I sent him.  ain't that right classictee89? greatman247: Laughing at your lies.  Nah you ain't, you are just biting your fingers that you didn't ask for a hand out but It's cool homie ,I've got you, just send me your account number so I ma break you off a few stacks. greatman247: I'm not like you this is my only moniker.  Dey lie for your papa there you think say na baby you dey talk to. greatman247: You're exposed, everyone on here knows about your pretence.  Ain't no reason hiding when you've got paper like I do,that's why them call me the paper boy hommie cause I flex it and flaunt it, you feel me playa? greatman247: Look how everyone on here been all up in your case cos you keep fooling yourself online by bragging about money.  Nah! your alternate Nairaland account managers don't count.This is just #Sad. greatman247: Running along ass hole.  I sure hope you weren't trying to say 'RUN ALONG' cause what you have up there is you running away from me, what's the matter? I ball too much for you? Or you just hating on Mr. Paper boy and his swag on NL? |
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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 10:19am On Jun 02, 2018 |
papadee93: You HAVE just exposed your lack of understanding of THE rules of the English language. 'It[']s clear you are jobless' is a single thought. [PARAGRAPH]Don't mess with me when it comes to grammar[COMMA]You need to learn. Aii, I hear ya  |
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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 9:24am On Jun 02, 2018 |
papadee93: Its clear [COMMA]you are jobless. It's clear,you are hungry.  |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 9:20am On Jun 02, 2018 |
papadee93: Oloshi ni bobo Nurudeen yi sha. So its not obvious to you that I typed in pidgin? Then you should have typed BAFF cause BARF is another word for VOMIT and I bet that's not what you were getting at. Seriously, go to bed. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter Was Pictured Rocking A 300k Balenciaga Shoe. by friendlyadvice: 9:17am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Anigreat: How person go fine pass that one? !
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Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter Was Pictured Rocking A 300k Balenciaga Shoe. by friendlyadvice: 9:08am On Jun 02, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 9:05am On Jun 02, 2018 |
greatman247: Broke ass niggah[COMMA] you need that money more. Eyah! nothing to say abi? I guess it wasn't hunger afterall  greatman247: [PARAGRAPH]Quit bragging about money  Quit f*cking up the English language,  I'm tired of laughing at you. greatman247: [PARAGRAPH] Fucking hungry boy.[COMMA] You couldn't send even N1k to the man up there that sent you HIS account detail since.  Yea that's cause I paid him a higher amount,  ain't that right Classictee89? BTW, can you stick to using only one of your numerous monikers? Replying you is getting confusing. |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 8:52am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Mouthgag: Lol See person wey dey manage leg  You know that ain't true nigga. |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Slams Those Saying She Has An Ulterior Motive For Buying Nina A Car by friendlyadvice: 8:50am On Jun 02, 2018 |
papadee93: Nurudeen shut up.
You wey no dey barf. Smello oshi. You suppose give the guy, wey send you acct number, money. Hope say u don tell your mama thank you, for night food wey she give you.  Ah ah you no sleep? Hmmm my "hunger" must really be disturbing some "well fed" people o.Oya kneel down there lemme pray for you in pastor adebole style: 1. I pray that you will learn how to spell BATH(barf means something else entirely) 2. I pray that your self esteem will smoke some weed and get high, so nairaland comments will stop giving you sleepless nights. 3.Just for fun, may God grant you the knowledge on how to open a bank account, so you can pm me the details and receive my blessings Amen. Oya go to bed,its all good. |
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[quote author=OfficialDad post=68098639][/quote]Hmmm even in death you still dey fear to ask your papa question? Who go help you now? |
Romance › Re: She Cursed Me Because I Asked Her Out On A Date And Refused To Show Up by friendlyadvice: 11:20pm On Jun 01, 2018 |
OfficialDad:
chai , I love to see people bitter , because i know hunger is causing it . Ugh fine I guess I have to do everything myself oya gimme your house address so I can give you a ride to see your dad Don't say I didn't do nothing for you |