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adebole will teach me how to scam

and you go surprise the house geh wey dem rape no go fine

Simple, bribe it with a treat each time you put a leash on it with time it will get used to it
Please don't beat it

Plead:



Fuckoyinbo better hide those girls from me cuz God knows I must avenge busola

Over the hood of my mercedes benz for easy haccess

If them rape am na e go say men are scum

CapitalHYC:
No my father is not jobless as yours

your papa no know am? E no go sch ni? Abi was he too jobfull to go to sch?

CapitalHYC:
This snake was just killed few minutes ago in front of a Private lab I work in Ondo town.. It's quite long but not so big. Funny enough I hate snakes, any body knows the name?

Ask your father

She fine buh she loox like she is making alotta effort

SALTandFIRE:
ita not all about being fine but being an archiver

What do archives have to do with this?

She no even fine sef

this one just dey chop dead ambassador deal upandan

Lamanii22:
Loool... Can you just be a lil bit nicer... Enough of sarcasms

you M0r0n I'm not being sarcastic you are ugly as fvck

Lamanii22:
Aarrrgghh you're getting on my nerves...

that's not what your mom said last nite

Lamanii22:
Aarrrgghh you're getting on my nerves...

that's not what your mom said last nite

Lamanii22:
No insults here please...

or what? You ugly dumbass

did he win?

Kelvin30286063:
This is a question to dog lovers and family men on nairaland but I don't know whether to post this in the pet session or romance. Mods should please do the appropriate if they feel it's in the wrong session.

My wife and I got married November 2018 and our relationship have been blissful. We dated for many years so we are like twins.
We moved into our own home immediately after our wedding. With enough space and fenced compound, I felt I can handle a dog now so I decided to buy two beautiful Eskimo dogs. A male and female.
I told her about my plan to buy the dogs and she wasn't against it. When the dogs finally arrived, my wife was extremely happy. She will play with them and feed them. I was a happy man.

Now fast forward to 5 months ago, I lost one of the dogs. He was very sick and all the treatments we gave him failed so he died. My wife was visibly shaken, she was sad and even shed tears.

But two months later, she came back from a visit to my mom's and asked me a funny question. She said "will you ever consider selling Ivy (the female dog)?"

I was like why will I consider selling her, she's not giving us any problems, she's healthy, and everybody likes her so why will I ever consider selling her?

Then she said because a pastor my mom took her to said we should sell the dog cuz that's why she's not getting pregnant.

Ah, I was surprised. Personally, I'm not the kinda person that believes in all pastors and their unreasonable prophecies so I told her to forget it, it's not gonna happen.

Ever since that day, her hatred for the dog has gone to another level. She doesn't want to see the dog, if she enters the kitchen, my wife will scream at her, if she enters our bedroom, she will scream. Even when the dog is at her corner, she will still find fault in her.

It has been one quarrel or the other ever since then.
I did my best to make peace with her, we had done test before and doctors said we are both okay so we should give the pregnancy issue time. To further make peace, I asked that we go to a different hospital to run the test which we did and they confirm the same thing (we are okay)

Yet she has somehow concluded that her problem is the dog! At first I was trying to tolerate her but she's beginning to get on my nerves with her constant nagging and aggression towards the dog. Just yesterday, she was complaining about seeing the dog's hair everywhere in the sitting room but this is a dog we've had for 1 year and she's a very hairy dog so why are you just noticing that her hairs are everywhere? Even when they were 2, you didn't complain about the hairs.

I'm just fed up seriously. She's at it today again, she called me that she's going to poison the dog one day if I don't take her away from the house.

Letting the dog go is not the problem but I have grown so use to having her that I already consider her a part of my life, I'm a kind of person that can be very attached to anything I like so selling the dog will most definitely demoralise me and I may not forgive her if I eventually sell the dog due to her headaches

I don't know what to do I swear.

lol this your sick dog has still not died? I still get e casket o don't forget to call when that time comes

Lamanii22:
Goodness gracious, you really didn't have to put my picture up there....y'knw.. You've got no right..

When you display your ugly picture in public, it's no longer private its now public a.k.a fair use u big dummy

She no even fine sef

Lamanii22:
I'm not ugly you're speaking in irony... I am chubby, black and beautiful...

dey lie for your papa there.
I can't even drunk fvck you.

sallazlee:
what are you saying now?

Yea the boyz are scumbags but somehow I empathize with them, village gehs sweet well well

ola33t:
You will soon move from cell to cell.

getting butt fvcked

na village gehs dey sweet pass

*singing* hungry pipoooooooo

quentin06:
any crook can get an id, this does not address our insecurity.

Then they will take measures to make sure they can spot the fakes from the real deal just like they do with PVCs
And btw its not harassment if the people assigned to protect you ask you to identify yourself, so yes how do you plan on addressing insecurity in the nation? I'm all ears.

Lamanii22:
I"m not ugly... Lol

Whatever floats your boat, ugly geh

She no even fine sef

warripekin:
Nigeria is gradually turning to a concentration camp. You want to demand Id cards from Nigerians and by the military. what for? It keeps getting worse everyday.

Abeg shut up and carry an ID it won't kill you
If you have a better idea on securing the country let us hear it