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If i were you i would post my toddler and adult pic online to tell sympathizers how serious you're.

unilagfreshest:
She said NO SEX.. ( smillin in ijebu) I said sex kee, me wey I b virgin or I should be the one telling you not to disvirgin me.. she laughed.. ended the call.. lots of things were going through my mind.. what does she mean by that statement.. I told myself na today? Na opposite she dey find.. I called my friend gbenga explained things to him, forwarded her no to him incase tins turn out d other way( no mind me I don see many tins for movie, I hav to be careful). Immediately he told me nothing dey happen, Omo see liver wey enter my body.. Fu-k up or not..na win win for me..checked time..its almost 3pm.. took my bath, freshen up, my allstar, my shade, my bodman spray, what else sef can't remember.. bt u knw na wen u r fresh u r fresh. Past 4 now.. got to yemyem pharmacy got a pack of (u should knw by nw).. turned back, got anoda one, d look on d sales gal says it all, d gall jst dey smile..I smilled back..she said small small o, I said u cnt unnderstand... wu knows when d match will end..?

Wetin dey do u self...just dey cut d story huh

Minister of transportation? As in NURTW (National Union of Road Transport Worker)
Well, half bread is better than none...the problem is there will be no much loopholes. I wish him all the best and God protection.

swaggprofessor:
I never truly believed in love so I tried double dating so as to prevent ever giving my heart the opportunity to do so. It was going perfectly well for me cos I decided the pace of the relationship and there's nothing as lovely as having different ladies use their credit to call you every single day ( or so I thought). it was fun for me and when they get all attach and hoping that one day I might popped the question then I look for the slightest argument and am off and there's no coming back.


It seems all happy happy endings for me never having the inkling that my whole lahlahland will come crashing down in my face faster than a pack of cards falling under gravity.

It was on a Friday morning, my cousin brume who I haven't seen for 6yrs came to spend the holiday with us, I was showing her around when she drew my attention with a loud woowww like a child who just heard the sound of a thunder I turned swiftly towards the direction of her sight. When I saw a figure that could only be imagined never seen. My eyes located a radiating dark complexion lady with a waist not more than 28, hips close to 42, 5ft7, long dark hair, brown eyes and a Damn killing catwalk. For the first time in as long as I can remember. B4 I could regain myself my cousin had gone to her to have a chat her and she somehow stylishly introduced me to her and that was the timing I was looking for and I grasp it with both hands with sweet gists that she gladly asked us to walk her she told she just moved into the area and was glad to have us as friends.

Instanter, After the long walk me she gave me her number and showed me her house telling me she would me glad to have me visit her anytime. I went home feeling as a ghost gliding on air all thanks to my cous( though am still paying her for it till date).


Flashforward, 2months later we were like the best couple in the area with me been a poster of change most girls try to advertise to their unrepentant flirtitious boyfriends. All of a sudden I was embracing love with both hands. For the first time I could say I truly fell in love and for just those moment I felt loved(or so I thought). Having sex with her was an undescribeable fun.

On a Saturday afternoon, all kitted up in my man united jersey ready for the barclays weekend when her call came in. she told me she all alone and she needed company, I jumped instantly forgetting the club game for my personal away game armed with different brand of rain coat. I got to her house in 3mins which is my personal record of my walk to her house.

before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.

My guy...you need to grow up. Abbreviation of BB is Boo Boo, ie my love. She loves you. Don't get mad at her.

nikkiking:
just say your in love with he's red lips .

Mind you.....that no fridge, it's air conditioner in a hotel room .

Keep off...he's a Juvenile

I hate big ass...cos can't wipe like average ass, out of experience

Wrinkled ass

searching4loove:
INSTEAD OF THE IGBOS TO STOP HATING OTHER TRIBES AND WORK TOGETHER WITH THE REST OF THE COUNTRY SO THEY CAN PRODUCE THE NEXT PRESIDENT, THEY ARE SCREAMING BIAFRA AS IF THE SOUTHEAST WILL TURN TO LONDON OR DUBAI OVERNIGHT IF BIAFRA IS DECLARED. THEY KEEP MISCALCULATING POLITICALLY AND RESORT TO HATE AND BILE TO VENT THEIR FRUSTRATIONS WHEN THINGS DONT GO THEIR WAY. NNAMDI KANU WAS TOO COMFORTABLE IN LONDON AND I'M SURE AFTER LOOSING HIS FREEDOM HE WOULD WISH HE COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME. HE BRAINWASHED MANY IGBOS AND IT'S OBVIOUS THE GUY IS FIGHTING PROXY WARS ON BEHALF OF THE PDP. WITH THE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS IN THE EAST, NO ONE WILL EVER VOTE FOR A TRIBE AGITATING FOR SECESSION AS PRESIDENT HEREBY MAKING THE PRESIDENCY KEEP ROTATING BETWEEN WE THE YORUBAS AND HAUSA-FULANIS. ROCHAS WARNED THEM NOT TO PUT THEIR EGGS IN ONE BASKET BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN. I PITY THE IGBOS INDEED

What's this............talking about?

damton:
Shey movie no dey pay again.

Church business is a booming business


na joke I dey joke o.

Thank God na joke you dey joke, I been don dey do some pushup for your sake

Tell her to be submissive to her man come what may because, marriage is for better for worse, for order for odorless. Or, She should buy her husband a strong Cologne that can get rid of off the ordor.

Big ass is Full of it...you know what I mean
Big ass is full of garbage, they can't wipe their ass after using number 2 (restroom), stinks doing doggy style.I like 'em skinny and moderate.

Full of it...you know what I mean
Big ass is full of garbage, they can't wipe their ass after using number 2 (restroom), stinks doing doggy style.I like 'em skinny and moderate.

No disrespect... Me not like

God is great...it's your time to shine and, you'll continue to shine forevermore, through Christ our Lord.

I listen to old school...
Cool and d gang, Buju Banti, Shagy, Chakademos and plier, Black Uhuru, Bob Marley and Raphael Cameroon, Gap Band, Captain Abram...

Pastor names church “Breasts & Honey Harvest Fellowship International” – He chases away DEMONS by SUCKING Women’s BREASTS
A pastor has admitted that he conducts deliverance sessions in which he sucks women’s breasts and female church members do not wear bras.
To add to the shocking revelations, the Nigerian pastor in this recording announces that his church is also called: Breast and Honey Harvest Church International.

In the interview by 99.0 FM Hero Radio, a radio station based in Kenya, Pastor Chidioke admits all. Below is the conversation between On Air personality Nancy (real name Kate Vobic) and the pastor of Breast and Honey Harvest Church International.
The pastor told her to come to his church so he could suck out the spirit of rejection from her breast so she can be delivered of the spirit of rejection.
According to the conversation, Pastor Chidioke admitted that his church members don’t wear bras.

Bbsharon:
Am waiting for that super man that will cross seven rivers and seven mountains to propose to me.

What's your contact number?

damton:
I'm not a card carrying member of any political party.

We share the same thought...any, I'm way way from Naija.

damton:
Amaechi being a minister doesn't mean anything as long as he has not been convicted by any competent court of law. However, if found wanting as regards to any crime, he would have come out clean.

Besides, those guys (fayose and co.) have proven several times than not that they are just bent on gaining cheap political points.

Dude, are you for APC or PDP? Be honest with your answer

damton:
Amaechi being a minister doesn't mean anything as long as he has not been convicted by any competent court of law. However, if found wanting as regards to any crime, he would have come out clean.

Besides, those guys (fayose and co.) have proven several times than not that they are just bent on gaining cheap political points.

Well...you made a point though. I'm not a politician anyway

Prophet TB Joshua is truelly man of God.

damton:
In Baba we trust. Mr president, has our unalloyed and unflinching support. No room for frivolities and needless bureaucracy.

Nigeria shall be great again.

Are you sure? With what is going on today...Amaechi!!! becoming a minister of FGN...in Fayose I trust and FFK I believe.

Delete

donholy28:
I see only one woman in d pix

Hmmm na d iyoluba woman ni

Beremx:
Igbo 1- yoruba 1


No ethnic bashing. Case closed!

1 plus 1= 1 Nigeria
What happens in Nigeria stay in Nigeria

SLIDEwaxie:
and GEJ refused in 2011 which makes him the grandfather of cowards. of course, Ojukwu was the great granfather

Hey...did i hearthe name Ojukwu from your garbage mouth? Better not be...else amma whoop your fvcking ass.

OmoEniafelamo:
Ekiti State governor, Ayodele Fayose, has said he will not hold any media chat via the social media with prolific blogger, Japheth Omojuwa, in what is likely the first of such public rejection since Omojuwa started his #JJmeets event on the micro-blogging site, Twitter.

Mr. Omojuwa had during the last Sunday installment of the event which he held with Lagos State governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, expressed his willingness to meet with several Nigerian governors including Fayose.

Yesterday’s #JJmeetsAmbode became an immediate sensation on Twitter, affording Ambode the opportunity to update Lagosians about his administration’s progress and challenges so far.

Governor Rauf Aregbesola was a guest of Omojuwa on #JJmeets on September 10 under the hashtag #JJmeetsOgbeni.

The event, which usually lasts between 90-115 minutes, allows Nigerians on Twitter to engage their political office holders on salient issues.

Shortly before Ambode joined Omojuwa, the blogger tweeted, “Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State is on the cards #JJmeetsFayose,” while responding to another tweeter. Then during his engagement with Ambode, he reiterated his willingness to have Fayose on, writing, “Great. I will put this to Governor Fayose when I engage him soon #JJmeetsAmbode #JJmeetsFayose.”

But apparently not completely blown away by the online frenzy that usually accompanies #JJmeets, Governor Fayose has come out to publicly decline Omojuwa’s invitation.

“I won’t be holding any meeting on Social Media, especially JJ Omojuwa for now,” he tweeted this afternoon at 2:28.

It is not immediately clear why the governor declined participation, especially given how frequent he uses the medium himself, but observers said the decline may not have been unconnected with Omojuwa’s politics.

Omojuwa, 31, is hardly known for his charitable remarks towards Fayose, former President Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP as a whole. More often than not, he’s usually seen attacking PDP sympathisers on Twitter, with his exchanges getting extremely vicious at times.

During the legislative crisis that gripped Ekiti State last May, Omojuwa tweeted that he hoped Mr. Fayose is “gone by the end of the week.” He is also infamous for elevating a pig above President Jonathan on his Twitter page, a post that PDP social media backers still frequently use to hound Omojuwa online.

But a PDP social media consultant said Governor Fayose should not have looked at Omojuwa’s politics, no matter how vituperative he may have been in the past, because the governor also stands to benefit politically from such engagement.

“He shouldn’t have looked at his insults and curses at all, because there are so many youth on Twitter today and they will like to have direct discussions with the governor and I think Omojuwa’s platform is probably the widest,” the source told Happenings in an email.


Source: http://happenings.com.ng/fayose-becomes-the-first-governor-to-openly-decline-omojuwas-invitation/

Who's Japhet Omojuwa?

Old breeds should retire for the new generation...

Ojuelegba...

Democracy is freedom of speech. You giys are not in Directorship era please...Gov Fayose should speak his mind. APC did the same to President Goodluck when they're opposition party.