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IamaNigerianGuy:
Found another one under the Zarzar spell

ZarZar:
Is that all?

Never underestimate the power of a resourceful woman.

Problem solved...

Tiny23:
because,this op like to dey snap picture for toilet.

temmypotter:
you have a problem and it's sad you can't even see it, all blinded by the idyllic euphoria of true love and bs prince charming fools who'd love you for who you are even if you've got a cunt 10feet deep. You lie.. maybe that could work in some alien civilization somewhere between pluto and Neptune.. but in the real world, we like our women decent and clean.. no guy wants a loose scrubber for a wife, he just gonna smash and leave. Ask Banky W, he knows!

On a side note however, if you do find some guy who's willing to wed you probably due to dementia and retardation, make sure to remind him there aint no need for a bride price and a flamboyant wedding, a gathering with biscuits should do.

Safiaa:
Now, I know that know that not everybody is going to agree with me, but this is strictly my opinion. This is a thread strictly dedicated to the ladies.
If you're a virgin, kudos to you! I applaud you as it takes a lot of self control. However, this thread is not aimed at you.

We all have a past, and as we know most ladies these days are sexual active. A lot of girls are sexual active from the age of 18 +. I don't have time for hypocrisy on this thread, because we all know what happens behind closed doors. We live in a society where women are not allowed to be comfortable sexually. We are shamed for talking about our sex lives and labelled with derogatory names for having more than the average sex partners in our lives. This needs to stop and it starts from us.

The reality is that women enjoy sex just as much as men do. Probably even more. If you like to have sex, make yourself happy and do you! If you have slept with more than 5 men in your life, so what? Now i'm not promoting women to sleep with every tom dick and harry, but stop with the lies! Stop lying to your partners about sleeping with 1 or 2 guys when you know its 6 or 7. Be real and live in your truth. I'd rather someone judge me for my truth than for my lies. Stop with the pretense. If we accept our sexuality more, we could be looking at a positive change. Its okay to like sex, it doesn't make you a hoe! It's okay if you've had more than 1 or 2 sexual partners, doesn't make you promiscuous. STOP TRYING TO FIT IN WHAT SOCIETY WANTS YOU TO BE, BE YOURSELF!!!!

There's someone out there, who will love you for you.

Tiny23:
Because,that is the finest place in their house.

airforce1pikin:
And your problem is?

ZarZar:
Good. You & I for world domination then. You're the guy in the black pants

ZarZar:
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ZarZar:
Is it possible to fake it?

ZarZar:
Well, I hope I don't catch pneumonia from the ice in my soul then I swear I didn't mean it to come off that way, but whatever, just put this on & make snow angels

sexybbstar:
Its cool too.It tickles

sexybbstar:
Mix milk,local egg and grounded alum and take it before the action. Or mix honey with white onion juice, take three spoonful twice a day for two weeks.

Thank me later

ZarZar:
What, are you one of them?

nNEOo:
mushin.....

ZarZar:
There's an old law adage that goes something like: A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client. If you have to toot your own horn...

Most of them are most definitely one or two pumps champs Because there's really no need to publish it. Nobody cares if you make toes curl or whatever it is they claim to be their area of expertise.

proudafrogal:
all of you having emotional breakdown on this post should better go and have a retirement plan. with the way our country is going is it a person that graduates at the age of 25 after multiple strikes in the university, then waits for months for. call up letter then spends donkey years looking for Job that will be paying him/her 50k monthly. money that will finish after paying house rent, is it this person that will train younger siblings and still be parents retirement plan? not forgetting the pressure on him to get married and start his own family.

when you tell people to have fewer children and make plans for retirement it will be as if you hate them. anyway we hate the truth.

pocohantas:
Bad girls are smart, very smart.

Not those uncoordinated 'bad girls' in hood that allows every guy bend them anyhow o. Some carry better packaging. They don't 'slay' or do unnecessary makeup, every time you call them, they are cooking, washing, reading, or even in Sunday school.

*Guys ask your body count, they say they wanna hear the truth, but bad girl knows they love lies, she divides it by 5. The truth will never set you free with most Nigerian men.
*Guys want a virgin or just 1 ex sexual partner, that can do back-flip on their prick, bad girl tightens the thing steady, she carry the skills and experience already. Guy is happy.
*Bad girl is a good actress, she knows how to appear adorably dumb and clueless. Guy feels in charge.
*Bad girls know what they want, coordinate properly and make their move.


I keep saying it, some of the guys ranting here that they won't marry a babe with over 1 sexual partner, or club girls...this and that, would eventually end up with retired/undercover olosho.
Some of you will come and claim to be seers, but trust me, so many of you will fall for these tricks. Some have fallen already. Be open-minded...

Bad girls dey always hook the correct guys o, maybe because those ones no get time to dey check toto mileage. They just need them a woman that can hold her corner down.

I will be right back...

ZarZar:
I'm very introverted:
I don't like to go out much. Asking me to go out becomes a bargaining game
I really don't like people much I'm always polite though, just don't expect me to hang around your friends all the time. They're YOUR friends after all, not mine.
I can't pretend, which closely relates to the point above. I won't hang around people I don't like just because. It drains me.
This one is weird, I don't know how to express certain feelings e.g. excitement. So no, I won't "woop woop" & clap like a seal to show how excited I am, I do that inside. On the outside I simply smile That can easily be mistaken for being ungrateful or whatever, but really, the feeling is there, I just don't know how to express it.
I like to be left alone sometimes to "recharge" & ponder about stuff. DO NOT DISTURB
Sometimes I have a hard time controlling my emotions Once my temper is lost, honey, you'll need a hound just to find it Thankfully, I don't get angry for too long.
I'm brutally honest, which often mistaken for rudeness. Meh.
Oh & I'm jealous too. I love hard, that's why